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Have you seen Oliver's stalker?
| Rick Garrard | Posted on 07/06/08 at 05:57:22 http://www.myspace.com/olivercopp The kid with the red cap is Oliver's stalker. So when did Oli get the divorce and does Miko know? ;) |
| Unright | Posted on 07/06/08 at 07:38:44 Copp's stalker really wants Copp to have a good week-end.... or else. |
| Thnikkaman | Posted on 07/06/08 at 08:43:20 Ya know, Oliver doesn't look anything like I would have imagined. |
| 91 | Posted on 07/06/08 at 11:56:05 What happened to Oliver's goatee? By the way, that page says that his good friend Tito Ortiz (!!) is online right now. Tito Ortiz lives in California, and "right now" would just before three in the morning. What's he doing up at that sort of hour? I smell a rat here... |
| Snabbit888 | Posted on 07/06/08 at 13:09:19 I'm good friend's with a buddy of Tito Ortiz's and those guys party all the f'n time. I've seen the pictures. It doesn't surprise me at all he's still awake. He's probably surrounded by hot chicks too, as that's kind of their thing. |
| 91 | Posted on 07/06/08 at 13:54:26On 07/06/08 at 13:09:19, Snabbit888 wrote:It doesn't surprise me at all he's still awake. He's probably surrounded by hot chicks too, as that's kind of their thing.While he's online... Still, if you could get me in one of his parties... cheers. |
| psz | Posted on 07/06/08 at 14:15:01 According to my computer, I've been online for neary four months :-P (I've even left it on logged onto this forum overnight) Besides, he probably came home drunk, posted something on hs page, and passed out. See my previous comment about logging in overnight ;-> |
| Rick Garrard | Posted on 07/06/08 at 14:42:17On 07/06/08 at 11:56:05, 91 wrote:What happened to Oliver's goatee?The only "rat" Tito is with currently is Jenna Jameson. ;) And you could probably smell her all the way to the UK, yes. |
| Trance | Posted on 07/11/08 at 06:22:11On 07/06/08 at 05:57:22, Rick Garrard wrote:http://www.myspace.com/olivercoppAre you sure the stalker is not Kevin Sullivan? |
| LillaThrilla | Posted on 02/28/09 at 05:33:02 I was cleaning out old saved emails and came across this gem from 2003, compliments of Eric "Critic of the Dawn", which depending on circumstances could even be a little ironic given that the marriage ended in divorce: (The scene opens on a beautiful chapel where Friar Ferguson (who narrowly defeated Reverend D-Von last week for the right to marry Oliver and his bride) stands in the center of a ring. "Here Comes the Bride" hits, and the lovely Miss Whatsername walks down the aisle past other happy wrestling couples such as Randy Savage with the late Miss Elizabeth (Don't ask), the late Al Wilson with Dawn Marie (Don't ask) and Kane with the late Katie Vick (Don't ask). Shane Douglas, who has somehow managed to con his way into being the Best Man, quickly sits on the second rope to help Miss Whatsername enter. Long gratuitous ass shot.) (Oliver's music (Adam's Housecat - The Wrestling Song) hits and he heads down the aisle and into the ring. Long staredown with Douglas. Then the ceremony begins.) Friar Ferguson: The following is a wedding scheduled for one fall! Entering first, weighing in at 140 pounds, give or take, From Germany, Miss Whatsername! Her opponent: Weighing in at 185 pounds, From Germany, "The Most Electrifying Man in Wrestling Simulation" Oliver Copp! (The crowd pops) Friar Ferguson: We are gathered here today to unite these two young people in holy matrimony. But first, a dance! (Friar Ferguson dances about the ring zanily, lifting his robe and shaking his flabby knees for a few minutes, then pauses and drinks down a large vial of holy water. Then, suddenly from behind, Reverend D-Von hits Friar Ferguson with a collection plate. Friar Ferguson collapses.) Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! JR: BAH GAWD, REVEREND D-VON JUST LAID OUT FRIAR FERGUSON WITH A (scintillating,hellacious,vile,thundering,authoritative,hellacious,modified,scintilllating) COLLECTION PLATE SHOT! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! King: Look JR, Puppies! Miss Whatsername has Puppies! WOOHOO! JR: WILL YOU SHUT UP? (Rather than put Friar Ferguson through a table, Reverend D-Von just rolls him out of the ring and carries on with the ceremony.) D-Von: OH TESTIFY! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the presence of GOD and his MIGHTY PROPHET (nodding to Vince McMahon) to UNITE these two individuals! But first, we all need to GIVE THANKS! And the best way to do that is to GIVE TO REVEREND D-VON'S BUILDING FUND! (Reverend D-Von passes the plate around and refuses to continue the ceremony until Oliver has put all the money he happens to be carrying into the plate.) D-VON: Thank you, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! Now, BROTHER Oliver, do you take this fine woman: To HAVE and to HOLD, for BETTER or for WORSE, in SICKNESS and in HEALTH, During your PUSH and consequent JOBBING to Triple H, with TABLES and with no TABLES? Oliver: I do. D-Von: TESTIFY, MY BROTHER! And do you, SISTER Miss Whatsername, take this man: AWAY from his FRIENDS, AWAY from his COMPUTER, to WHIP and to HENPECK for SO LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? Whatsername: I do. D-Von: PRAISE GOD and his MIGHTY PROPHET! (Vince McMahon grins) D-Von: Unless there are any HERE today, in the PRESENCE OF GOD, whocan object t- Shane Douglas: I object! (The crowd is vociferously booing Shane Douglas) Shane Douglas: You see, Miss Whatsername is already married! Roll the footage! (Security guards are restraining fans from hitting the ring) *** (A scene of a drive-through chapel in the European equivalent of Las Vegas (Monte Carlo?) is seen. Triple H is driving a convertible with a passed out Miss Whatsername in the passenger seat.) Jorge Estrada: Thankyaverymuch fer comin' to the Flying Elvis Drive-Thru Chapel. You and the little lady wanna get married, right? Triple H: That's right. Isn't it, dear? Triple H (Falsetto): That's right honey! Jorge Estrada: Right. Then by the power invested in me by the Las Vegas (or nearest European equivalent) gaming commission, I now pronounce you man and wife! That'll be 50 Euros. (Triple H floors it and drives away without paying) Jorge Estrada: Aww... Don't be cruel now... *** JR: THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING? WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEINGS ARE TRIPLE H AND SHANE DOUGLAS!?! King: Look! Dawn Marie's in the crowd! Puppies! Woohoo! JR: PLEASE SHOOT ME! (Oliver is furious and spears down Shane Douglas. Then he sets him up for his infamous series of face bites.) Oliver: ARUM NUMM NUMM NUMM! (Shane Douglas is busted wide open.) JR: BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! King: Look JR, Pup- JR: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! (Shane Douglas suplexes Oliver out of the ring and through a table.) (The Table didn't break.) (Shane Douglas rolls out of the ring.) Oliver: Why are you torturing me! Shane Douglas: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, MAN! I WANT YOU FOR MYSELF! Oliver: DIEDIEDIEDIE! (Oliver Copp knocks Shane Douglas back and into his improbably large wedding cake that just happens to be at ringside.) (Oliver Copp re-enters the ring.) (Oliver Copp climbs to the top turnbuckle.) JR: OH MAH GAWD, NO! DON'T DO IT OLIVER! (Oliver Copp drives Shane Douglas through the Wedding Cake with a Shooting Star Legdrop.) Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! JR: MODIFIED SLAM BY OLIVER! SHANE DOUGLAS HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!! King: Look JR, that 7 year old girl reminds me of the Kat... Wonder if she's single? PREMATURE PUPPIES! (JR breaks a bottle of BBQ sauce over King's head.) JR: WHAT A HELLACIOUS SHOT WITH A BOTTLE! I'VE WANTED TO DO THAT FOR YEARS! (Oliver Copp manages to extricate himself from the ruined cake and returns to the ring to grab Miss Whatsername-Helmsley's hand.) Oliver: Let's get out of here. (Miss Whatsername-Helmsley produces a sledgehammer from nowhere and smashes Oliver in the head with it. Triple H's music plays as we fade out.) |
| psz | Posted on 02/28/09 at 14:58:49 O_o |
| ROH, Indy, NHL,and Puro FAN69 | Posted on 02/28/09 at 18:50:46 Are you sure his Stalker is not Barry Windham? ;D |