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What's the funniest fantasy wrestling characters?

Psycho ScottPosted on 02/21/08 at 19:55:36

You have ever come up with:

Mine are as follows

The Krackheadz (Krackhead Karl and Krackhead Kurt) managed by their "dealer" Krystal Meth (they list Promises Rehab Center as their home)

"The Gay Nature Boy" Greg Prince (picture an effeminate Ric Flair)

El Cientifico (a masked lucha mad scientist gimmick) He calls his finisher the Experimento Humano De la Reproducción (a version of the Darkness Buster)

Darwin Newton Einstein III (an american ripoff of El Cientifico, minus the mask) Uses the same finisher as Cientifico only calls it by it's english name the Human Cloning Experiment

I.M. Gay (I created this wrestler for when in interviews and stuff, the guy who he's feuding with will say I.M. Gay and the crowd will get a laugh and the wrestler who goes by that name will respond "You are?" Plus when the announcer announces his name it would sound like he/she is admitting that he perfers same sex relations

Rick GarrardPosted on 02/21/08 at 23:28:07

You are?!?   ;D

Just look at my RUFF roster... Pretty much every one of them is a stereotyped character of some sort.  I think the best is Jobber #1.  
YunPosted on 03/15/08 at 12:54:07

The Ace Boys (Jack and Dom): Two guys with a Jackass gimmick. They come to the ring in shopping carts after being launched by their manager/brother, Harry, and spend the majority of the match screwing up high risk moves and laughing when they crash and burn. And, yes, Jack Ace and Dom Ace are intentionally punny names.

Ernie Trigg: A barrel chested ex-MMA fighter, who thinks he deserves to be the World Champion because he's been in the business longer than everyone else on the roster, and truly believes that everyone in the arena came to see him. The fact that he never wins against the actual main eventers is irrelevant.

Frankie and Falco: Ambiguously gay, 80's pop inspired tag team

Javier Ramirez/Los Porn Stars: To me there's nothing funnier than pairing an intense, driven, uber-competitive badass with a goofball partner (See: Team ECK, Booker T/Goldust, New Jack/Shark Boy.) What you have here are two clones of Mamacita-era Eddie Guerrero paired a Mexican Lance Storm. Hilarity ensues.

I keep saying I'm gonna post this circuit here, but I never get around to it.
JeepGuyPosted on 03/15/08 at 18:03:24

Janitor187 - I've talked about him before. Picked on backstage once too often, he had enough and dished out some revenge. At first, he'd come to the ring with his "tools of the trade" to mop up the bullies then started showing up with a Dummies For Wrestling book in his back pocket. He'd leave the ring, take a seat in the audience and read something from the book, then he'd get back in the ring and use the new move he just read about.

Blue Light Special - The tag team of Harry Palmer and Dean "The Dream" McQueen. The ever helpful uberbabyfaces on loan from K-Mart would rush out to the ring in their blue smocks. All their vignettes were from K-Mart. Mom, apple pie and K-Mart!

Billy Orange - Not a wrestler but a superfan. Would always be in the front row supporting his favorite wrestlers wearing their shirts and being a nusiance. I used this guy in an e-fed once and it was a blast as I worked hard to get him inserted somewhere in the background of other people's roleplays, which often got me escorted out by security.

The Surfadores - Identical looking masked men. These heels used the "old switcheroo" as often as possible.
meetzorakPosted on 03/21/08 at 14:53:41

Kitty Islam-Stevens- Kayfabe Son of Yusif Islam AKA Cat Stevens, He has a multiple personality disorder which causes him to go from happy folk singer to militant islamic in a heartbeat. I original wanted to give him some sort of push, so I teamed him with another "Evil Foreigner gimmicked" wrestler and former world champion of my fan-fed The Armenian Rebel, after his reign as champion I was strapped for ideas so I wrote in he had a fondness for folk rock and he was introduced to Kitty after he sung a folk version of the national anthem with self wrote lyrical changes about the tyranny of the american government ala borat, They floundered around the low level tag ranks winning here and there eventually receiving a shot at the titles in a five way pinfall only tag team battle royal eventually being eliminated after Kitty hit The Rebel with his guitar accidentally which led to The Rebel returning to  singles action after sqaushing poor Kitty in an Armenian Death Match (just a fancy name for a barbed wire and light tubes match) in under 4 minutes, Kitty became a face jobber to the stars until i ran out of funny interviews for him to cut and he walked to into the sunset (only for him to come back later in multiple failed gimmicks i.e. a rabbi, and a  sissy vampire that got sick at the sight of blood, the story has a happy ending though he finally found his notch  as Captain Galactic a futuristic warrior who eventually just became a bad ass Edge like wrestler known as Cap'n G, and The Armenian Rebel, he is still a staple in my federations death match division being the only man to win the annual tournament of terror 2 times.  
Burning HammerPosted on 03/27/08 at 19:41:01

Not exactly in TNM, but I was inspired by "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal when I created Chocolate Flavoured Hogan in Fire Pro.