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United Nations Professional Wrestling (UNPro)

proudly presents

UNPro #1: UNsanctioned

[please note that this circuit is 100% unbooked]

Welcome to the first ever UNPro wrestling event. Tonight we are coming live from the capital of Canada, Toronto.

Opening Bout:
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh (320 lbs.)
v
Nacho Berrera (265 lbs., Mexico)
They lock up.
Nacho Berrera takes John "Dumptruck" Darraugh down with a knee to midsection.
Nacho Berrera uses a knee to midsection on John "Dumptruck" Darraugh.
Nacho Berrera kicks John "Dumptruck" Darraugh.
Quite a few boos are audible.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh punches Nacho Berrera.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh punches Nacho Berrera.
The crowd is cheering on John "Dumptruck" Darraugh.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh hits Nacho Berrera.
Nacho Berrera hits John "Dumptruck" Darraugh.
The crowd is booing Nacho Berrera.
Nacho Berrera kicks John "Dumptruck" Darraugh.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh runs into the ropes.
Nacho Berrera misses with a kick.
[edit]
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh uses a punch on Nacho Berrera.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh hits Nacho Berrera with the Discus Punch.
The crowd is going crazy.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh uses a hammerlock on Nacho Berrera.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh throws Nacho Berrera out of the ring.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh goes through the ropes.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh hits Nacho Berrera with a Soviet suplex.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh hits Nacho Berrera with the Running Forearm Smash.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh knocks Nacho Berrera into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind John "Dumptruck" Darraugh all the way.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh throws Nacho Berrera back into the ring.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh hits Nacho Berrera with a short clothesline.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh hits a flying clothesline on Nacho Berrera.
The crowd is behind John "Dumptruck" Darraugh all the way.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh executes the DumpTruck on Nacho Berrera.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for John "Dumptruck" Darraugh.
John "Dumptruck" Darraugh goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is John "Dumptruck" Darraugh. Time of match: 0:09:35

John "Dumptruck" Darraugh pinned Nacho Berrera with the DumpTruck in 0:09:35.
Rating: -**

We expected a better showing from Darraugh over a jobber like Berrera, but he had trouble dealing with the veteran Mexican grappler.


Bout #2
Was supposed to be Micelle Starr & Johnny Canuck but Canuck no-showed.

Papi Chulo & Jobu the Four Armed Monkey (combined wt. 389 lbs)
v
Michelle Starr & Chris the Bambikiller (combined wt. 498 lbs).
They lock up.
Papi Chulo leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Papi Chulo sets up the chair.
Papi Chulo uses a backspin DDT onto the chair on Michelle Starr.
Papi Chulo nails Michelle Starr with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Papi Chulo.
Papi Chulo sets up the chair.
Papi Chulo hits a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair on Michelle Starr.
Papi Chulo takes Michelle Starr down with a Frankensteiner.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Papi Chulo takes Michelle Starr down with an enzuigiri.
Papi Chulo goes for a fisherman suplex, but Michelle Starr blocks it.
Michelle Starr executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Papi Chulo.
Michelle Starr tags out to Chris the Bambikiller.
Chris the Bambikiller and Michelle Starr whip Papi Chulo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Papi Chulo with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Michelle Starr leaves the ring.
Papi Chulo hits Chris the Bambikiller with a Frankensteiner.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Papi Chulo works the crowd.
A small "Papi Chulo" chant is being started.
Papi Chulo executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Chris the Bambikiller.
Papi Chulo sets up the chair.
Papi Chulo
hits Chris the Bambikiller with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair.
Papi Chulo tags out to Jobu the Four Armed Monkey.
Michelle Starr enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Papi Chulo nails Chris the Bambikiller with an Asai moonsault.
A small "Papi Chulo" chant is being started.
Jobu the Four Armed Monkey nails Chris the Bambikiller with a flying legdrop.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
[edit]
Jobu the Four Armed Monkey hits a kick to the thigh on Chris the Bambikiller.
Jobu the Four Armed Monkey nails Chris the Bambikiller with a short lariat.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jobu the Four Armed Monkey hits a jumping neck snap on Chris the Bambikiller.
Jobu the Four Armed Monkey whips Chris the Bambikiller into the ropes.
Chris the Bambikiller hits Jobu the Four Armed Monkey with an elbow.
Chris the Bambikiller takes Jobu the Four Armed Monkey down with a spin kick.
Chris the Bambikiller whips Jobu the Four Armed Monkey into the ropes.
Chris the Bambikiller uses a spin kick on Jobu the Four Armed Monkey.
Chris the Bambikiller places Jobu the Four Armed Monkey on the turnbuckle.
Chris the Bambikiller
takes Jobu the Four Armed Monkey down with a belly-to-back superplex.
Chris the Bambikiller executes a dragon suplex on Jobu the Four Armed Monkey.
Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up.
Chris the Bambikiller hits a snap mare on Jobu the Four Armed Monkey.
Chris the Bambikiller
takes Jobu the Four Armed Monkey down with a moonsault bodyblock.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Papi Chulo doesn't make it in time... three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Chris the Bambikiller.

The winners are Michelle Starr and Chris the Bambikiller. Time of match:
0:08:25

Michelle Starr and Chris the Bambikiller defeated
Papi Chulo and Jobu the Four Armed Monkey when Bambikiller pinned Jobu after
a moonsault bodyblock in 0:08:25.
Rating: **
(Johnny Canuck no-showed.)

Chris the Bambikiller impressed the office by stepping into this match although he already has a match signed for later in the show. We do not tolerate no-shows so Johnny Canuck is fired.


Bout #3
American Kickboxer (160 lbs.)
v
Chicago Express (221 lbs., Chicago, Ilinois)

They lock up.
American Kickboxer runs into the ropes.
Chicago Express misses with an elbow.
American Kickboxer hits Chicago Express with a kick.
American Kickboxer executes a chop on Chicago Express.
American Kickboxer hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Chicago Express.
American Kickboxer goes for a bodyslam, but Chicago Express counters it with
a facerake.
Chicago Express hits a fireman's carry on American Kickboxer.
Chicago Express puts American Kickboxer in a double reverse chinlock.
American Kickboxer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
American Kickboxer is inching his way towards the ropes.
American Kickboxer is struggling to reach the ropes.
American Kickboxer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Chicago Express whips American Kickboxer into the ropes, but American Kickboxer
reverses it.
Chicago Express and American Kickboxer get hit with a double clothesline.
[edit]
Chicago Express executes the Slingshot Legdrop on American Kickboxer.
A fan at ringside badmouths Chicago Express.
Chicago Express goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chicago Express goes for a back suplex, but American Kickboxer blocks it.
American Kickboxer takes Chicago Express down with an armdrag takedown.
American Kickboxer runs into the ropes.
American Kickboxer hits Chicago Express with a shoulderblock.
American Kickboxer executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Chicago Express.
American Kickboxer runs into the ropes.
American Kickboxer hits Chicago Express with a kick.
Chicago Express begs off.
American Kickboxer goes for a hiptoss, but Chicago Express blocks it.
Chicago Express whips American Kickboxer into the ropes, but American Kickboxer
reverses it.
American Kickboxer hits Chicago Express with a backdrop.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

American Kickboxer and Chicago Express battled to a draw in 0:15:00.
Rating: 3/4*


Bout #4
Triangle Match
Konnan (258 lbs. Mexico City, Mexico)
v
Hell Blazer (172 lbs.)
v
Salomon Grundy (475 lbs. Kentucky, Louisiana)
They lock up.
Konnan goes for a back heel kick, but Salomon Grundy counters it with a legsweep
.
Salomon Grundy hits a butt-bump on Konnan.
Salomon Grundy uses a splash from the second rope on Konnan.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Salomon Grundy takes Konnan down with a punch.
Salomon Grundy runs into the ropes.
Konnan and Salomon Grundy get hit with a double clothesline.
Konnan gives him a dropkick to the knee, but Salomon Grundy doesn't even care.
Salomon Grundy goes for a headbutt, but Konnan blocks it.
Konnan tags out to Hell Blazer.
Hell Blazer takes Salomon Grundy down with a spinning leg lariat.
Hell Blazer whips Salomon Grundy into the ropes, but Salomon Grundy reverses it.
Salomon Grundy hits a powerslam on Hell Blazer.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Salomon Grundy hits a kick to the midsection on Hell Blazer.
Salomon Grundy nails Hell Blazer with a forearm to the back.
Salomon Grundy catches Hell Blazer in a bearhug.
Hell Blazer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hell Blazer breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Hell Blazer tags out to Konnan.
Konnan gives him a kick to the midsection, but Salomon Grundy only stares at him
.
Konnan takes Salomon Grundy down with a sitdown faceslam.
The crowd is starting to get behind Konnan.
Konnan executes the Tequila Sunrise on Salomon Grundy.
Salomon Grundy is inching his way towards the ropes.
Salomon Grundy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Salomon Grundy tries to escape the hold.
Salomon Grundy breaks the hold after 25 seconds.
Salomon Grundy hits Konnan with a Gorilla Press.
Salomon Grundy tags out to Hell Blazer.
Hell Blazer hits Konnan with a chop.
Hell Blazer nails Konnan with a chop.
Hell Blazer hits Konnan with a slap.
Konnan throws Hell Blazer out of the ring.
Konnan goes through the ropes.
Konnan takes Hell Blazer down with spinning headscissors.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Konnan yells out "Arriba la Raza!!".
[edit]
Konnan goes for a punch, but Salomon Grundy blocks it.
Salomon Grundy hits Konnan with a butt-bump.
Salomon Grundy hits a headbutt on Konnan.
Earl Hebner counts:  1.
Salomon Grundy goes for the Big Splash, but Konnan counters it with
a knee pull-up.
Konnan gives him a DDT, but Salomon Grundy doesn't even care.
Earl Hebner counts:  2.
Konnan reenters the ring.
Salomon Grundy follows him back in.
Konnan gives him a lariat, but Salomon Grundy only stares at him.
Salomon Grundy throws Konnan out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, Konnan reenters the ring.
Salomon Grundy hits a butt-bump on Konnan.
Salomon Grundy whips Konnan into the turnbuckle.
Salomon Grundy goes for a butt-bump, but Konnan ducks out of the way.
Konnan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Salomon Grundy blocks it.
Salomon Grundy catches Konnan in a bearhug.
Konnan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Salomon Grundy lets go after 27 seconds.
Salomon Grundy goes for a Gorilla Press, but Konnan slides down his back.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

Konnan drew Hell Blazer and Salomon Grundy:
        x time limit expired (Konnan and Grundy) in 0:20:00
Rating: -**

Wow, nobody was impressed with that match. Great things were heard about this Hell Blazer kid, so we'll have to give him a chance to shine in a singles match.

Bout #5
Kid Romeo (225 lbs.)
v
Chris the Bamibkiller (220 lbs., Leoben, Austria)

They lock up.
Chris the Bambikiller chops Kid Romeo.
Kid Romeo hits Chris the Bambikiller.
Kid Romeo chops Chris the Bambikiller.
A small "Kid Romeo" chant is being started.
Kid Romeo punches Chris the Bambikiller.
The crowd is starting to get behind Kid Romeo.
Kid Romeo nails Chris the Bambikiller with a single-leg takedown.
Kid Romeo whips Chris the Bambikiller into the turnbuckle, but
Chris the Bambikiller reverses it.
Chris the Bambikiller runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Chris the Bambikiller takes Kid Romeo down with a spinning DDT.
Chris the Bambikiller uses a backspin DDT on Kid Romeo.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Chris the Bambikiller is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, shoulder up.
Chris the Bambikiller attempts to place Kid Romeo on the turnbuckle, but
Kid Romeo blocks it.
Chris the Bambikiller runs into the ropes.
Chris the Bambikiller misses with a kick.
Chris the Bambikiller goes for a flying forearm, but Kid Romeo
ducks out of the way.
Chris the Bambikiller begs off.
Kid Romeo executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Chris the Bambikiller.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kid Romeo uses a kick to the midsection on Chris the Bambikiller.
Chris the Bambikiller begs off.
Kid Romeo executes the Romeo Meltdown on Chris the Bambikiller.
The crowd is cheering on Kid Romeo.
Kid Romeo goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Kid Romeo.

The winner is Kid Romeo. Time of match: 0:01:26

Kid Romeo pinned Chris the Bambikiller with the Romeo Meltdown in 0:01:26.
Rating: **

Solid win for Romeo, but Bambikiller had already had a tag team bout tonight and looked tired. Perhaps a rematch is in the works.


Bout #6
Two-out-of-three-Falls Match
Bobby Duncum Jr. (265lbs., Minneapolis, MN)
v
Ray "the Crippler" Stevens (246 lbs., San Fransisco, CA)

[edit]
Bobby Duncum Jr. complains about a slow count.
Ray Stevens executes an inside cradle on Bobby Duncum Jr..
Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ray Stevens hits Bobby Duncum Jr. with a flying kneedrop.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ray Stevens.
Ray Stevens executes the Boston Crab on Bobby Duncum Jr..
Bobby Duncum Jr. is inching his way towards the ropes.
Bobby Duncum Jr. tries to fight the pain.
Bobby Duncum Jr. submits after 26 seconds.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ray Stevens.

The winner is Ray Stevens. Time of match: 0:13:55

[edit]
Ray Stevens goes for a backdrop, but Bobby Duncum Jr. counters it with
a sunset flip.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bobby Duncum Jr. executes a forearm smash on Ray Stevens.
Bobby Duncum Jr. goes for a cobra clutch, but Ray Stevens counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Ray Stevens hits Bobby Duncum Jr. with a forearm to the back.
Ray Stevens puts Bobby Duncum Jr. in a side headlock.
Bobby Duncum Jr. reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ray Stevens hits a backbreaker on Bobby Duncum Jr..
Ray Stevens doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Bobby Duncum Jr. takes the cowbell and uses it on him.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Bobby Duncum Jr..
He goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Bobby Duncum Jr. with only a few scattered boos
audible.

The winner is Bobby Duncum Jr.. Time of match: 0:21:04

[edit]
Ray Stevens runs into the ropes.
Bobby Duncum Jr. misses with a kick.
Bobby Duncum Jr. hits Ray Stevens with a kick.
Bobby Duncum Jr. whips Ray Stevens into the ropes, but Ray Stevens reverses it.
Bobby Duncum Jr. misses with a clothesline.
Ray Stevens misses with an elbow.
Ray Stevens misses with a clothesline.
Bobby Duncum Jr. hits Ray Stevens with a kick.
Bobby Duncum Jr. uses a jawbreaker on Ray Stevens.
Bobby Duncum Jr. gets a full nelson on Ray Stevens.
Ray Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Bobby Duncum Jr. nails Ray Stevens with a snap suplex.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Bobby Duncum Jr..
Bobby Duncum Jr. locks Ray Stevens in a cobra clutch.
Ray Stevens is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Ray Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Bobby Duncum Jr. executes the Full Nelson Slam on Ray Stevens.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Bobby Duncum Jr..
Bobby Duncum Jr. goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Bobby Duncum Jr..

The winner is Bobby Duncum Jr.. Time of match: 0:24:27


Bobby Duncum Jr. beat Ray Stevens 2 falls to 1:
        x R. Stevens beat Duncum via the Boston Crab in 0:13:55
        x Duncum beat R. Stevens via a foreign object in 0:21:04
        x Duncum beat R. Stevens via the Full Nelson Slam in 0:24:27
Rating: ***

Solid outing for both men, but an awkward matchup of two heels.


Bout #7
Bruiser Brody no-showed (big surprise there)
Hardcore Rules Match - No-Countout-No-DQ-Match

Chris the Bambikiller (220 lbs., Leoben, Austria)
v
Abdullah the Butcher (360 lbs, Khartoum, Sudan)

They lock up.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a bearhug, but Chris the Bambikiller
counters it with a facerake.
Chris the Bambikiller runs into the ropes.
Chris the Bambikiller and Abdullah the Butcher get hit with a
double clothesline.
Chris the Bambikiller whips Abdullah the Butcher into the ropes.
Chris the Bambikiller goes for a flying clothesline, but Abdullah the Butcher
ducks out of the way.
Abdullah the Butcher runs into the ropes.
Chris the Bambikiller nails Abdullah the Butcher with a flying clothesline.
Chris the Bambikiller is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Chris the Bambikiller badmouths the crowd.
Chris the Bambikiller is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Chris the Bambikiller hits Abdullah the Butcher with a savate kick.
Chris the Bambikiller goes for a kneelift, but Abdullah the Butcher
side-steps and Chris the Bambikiller only hits air.
A portion of the crowd is booing Abdullah the Butcher.
Abdullah the Butcher is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Abdullah the Butcher complains about a slow count.
Chris the Bambikiller uses an inside cradle on Abdullah the Butcher.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chris the Bambikiller goes for an earringer, but Abdullah the Butcher blocks it.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a headbutt, but Chris the Bambikiller blocks it.
[edit]
Chris the Bambikiller takes Abdullah the Butcher down with a savate kick.
Chris the Bambikiller kicks Abdullah the Butcher.
Abdullah the Butcher hits Chris the Bambikiller.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Abdullah the Butcher.
Abdullah the Butcher kicks Chris the Bambikiller.
A portion of the crowd is booing Abdullah the Butcher.
Abdullah the Butcher goes for a chokehold, but Chris the Bambikiller
counters it with a kick to the midsection.
Abdullah the Butcher is bleeding profusely.
Chris the Bambikiller hits Abdullah the Butcher with a kneelift.
Chris the Bambikiller uses an enzuigiri to the face on Abdullah the Butcher.
Chris the Bambikiller executes a moonsault bodyblock on Abdullah the Butcher.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Chris the Bambikiller gives the sign for the Bambideathshot.
Chris the Bambikiller executes the Bambideathshot on Abdullah the Butcher.
Chris the Bambikiller is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Chris the Bambikiller goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Chris the Bambikiller acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering
him.

The winner is Chris the Bambikiller. Time of match: 0:07:26

Chris the Bambikiller pinned Abdullah the Butcher with the Bambideathshot in
          0:07:26.
Rating: -1/2*
(Bruiser Brody no-showed.)

Wow, what a huge upset. Bambikiller loses to Kid Romeo in under 2 minutes but beats Abdullah in a Hardcore match. Gives some interesting options on where to go from here for the bookers.
Kudos to Bambikiller stepping up for his 3rd bout of the night when Bruiser Brody no-showed. He was the only one in the lockeroom willing to take the match.
Bruiser Brody has been fired for his no-show.

Bout #8
Semi-Main Event
Match for the vacant UNPRO Tag Team Titles

The Lightning Express (Tim Horner & Brad Armstrong) (combined wt 461 lbs.)
v
The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) (combined wt. 562 lbs.)

[edit]
Tim Horner goes for a hiptoss, but Hawk blocks it.
Hawk tags out to Animal.
Animal takes Tim Horner down with a punch.
Animal goes for a punch, but Tim Horner reverses it.
Tim Horner takes Animal down with a flying dropkick.
Tim Horner has the crowd going wild.
Tim Horner goes for a snap mare, but Animal blocks it.
Animal hits Tim Horner with a bodyslam.
Animal executes an eye gouge on Tim Horner.
Animal kicks Tim Horner.
Animal kicks Tim Horner.
Tim Horner chops Animal.
The crowd is going crazy.
Animal chops Tim Horner.
Animal is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Animal punches Tim Horner.
Animal is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Tim Horner kicks Animal.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tim Horner chops Animal.
The crowd is going crazy.
Brad Armstrong enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tim Horner and Brad Armstrong hit Animal with a double superplex.
Brad Armstrong gives him a flying lariat, but Animal doesn't budge.
Brad Armstrong leaves the ring.
Animal executes a Gorilla Press on Tim Horner.
Animal takes Tim Horner down with a Gorilla Press.
Animal runs into the ropes.
Tim Horner misses with a clothesline.
Animal executes a clothesline on Tim Horner.
Animal goes for a side suplex, but Tim Horner blocks it.
Tim Horner tags out to Brad Armstrong.
Tim Horner takes Animal down with a lariat.
Brad Armstrong hits a backslide on Animal.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Brad Armstrong all the way.

The winners are The Lightning Express. Time of match: 0:19:27

The Lightning Express defeated The Road Warriors when B. Armstrong pinned Animal
after a backslide in 0:19:36.
Rating: * 1/2
(The Lightning Express won the UNPRO Tag Team Titles.)

Huge upset. Originally the bookers were going to make this a 2 outof 3 falls match, but the feeling was this could cause an embarrasing one sided 2-0 victory for the Road Warriors, so a one fall match was booked.

Bout #9
Main Event
Two-out-of-three-Falls Match for the vacant UNPRO Heavyweight Title

Randy "Macho Man" Savage (248 lbs. Sarasota, Florida) (/w Gorgeous George & Madusa)
v
Jimmy "Jam" Garvin (232 lbs. Tampa, Florida) (/w Precious)

Randy Savage hits Jimmy Garvin.
The chants for Randy Savage are deafening.
Jimmy Garvin begs off.
Randy Savage goes for a front facelock, but Jimmy Garvin counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Randy Savage counters it with a sunset flip.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Randy Savage uses a vertical suplex on Jimmy Garvin.
Randy Savage hits an atomic drop on Jimmy Garvin.
Randy Savage takes Jimmy Garvin down with a bodyslam.
Randy Savage gives the sign for the Flying Elbow-Drop.
Randy Savage executes the Flying Elbow-Drop on Jimmy Garvin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Randy Savage are deafening.

The winner is Randy Savage. Time of match: 0:07:30

Jimmy Garvin throws Randy Savage back into the ring.
Jimmy Garvin runs into the ropes.
Jimmy Garvin hits Randy Savage with a clothesline.
Jimmy Garvin puts Randy Savage in a camel clutch.
Randy Savage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Randy Savage goes for an eye gouge, but Jimmy Garvin blocks it.
Jimmy Garvin executes a bodyslam on Randy Savage.
Jimmy Garvin puts Randy Savage in an abdominal stretch.
Randy Savage is inching his way towards the ropes.
Randy Savage tries to escape the hold.
Randy Savage tries to fight the pain.
Randy Savage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.
Jimmy Garvin executes a powerslam on Randy Savage.
James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmy Garvin whips Randy Savage into the ropes.
Jimmy Garvin nails Randy Savage with a roundhouse right.
Jimmy Garvin executes a powerslam on Randy Savage.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Jimmy Garvin executes the DDT on Randy Savage.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Jimmy Garvin goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using Jimmy Garvin for target practice.
Jimmy Garvin yells "It's not my fault!"

The winner is Jimmy Garvin. Time of match: 0:12:39

Randy Savage chops Jimmy Garvin.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Randy Savage.
Randy Savage punches Jimmy Garvin.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Randy Savage.
Jimmy Garvin chops Randy Savage.
Randy Savage punches Jimmy Garvin.
The crowd is giving Randy Savage a standing ovation.
Jimmy Garvin punches Randy Savage.
Jimmy Garvin goes for a vertical suplex, but Randy Savage blocks it.
Jimmy Garvin begs off.
Randy Savage takes Jimmy Garvin down with a vertical suplex.
Randy Savage goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Jimmy Garvin blocks it.
Jimmy Garvin whips Randy Savage into the ropes.
Randy Savage goes for a clothesline, but Jimmy Garvin ducks out of the way.
Jimmy Garvin whips Randy Savage into the ropes, but Randy Savage reverses it.
Jimmy Garvin hits Randy Savage with an elbow.
Jimmy Garvin hits Randy Savage with a powerslam.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jimmy Garvin yells "It's not my fault!"
Jimmy Garvin gets an abdominal stretch on Randy Savage.
Randy Savage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Jimmy Garvin executes the DDT on Randy Savage.
Jimmy Garvin goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
Randy Savage complains about a fast count.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.

The winner is Jimmy Garvin. Time of match: 0:24:22

Jimmy Garvin beat Randy Savage 2 falls to 1:
        x Savage beat J. Garvin via the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:07:30
        x J. Garvin beat Savage via the DDT in 0:12:39
        x J. Garvin beat Savage via the DDT in 0:24:22
Rating: **
(Jimmy Garvin won the UNPRO Heavyweight Title.)

Another upset as Jimmy Garvin wins the Heavyweight title. There were two false finishes in the third fall. Garvin should have been disqualified when Precious tripped up Savage, but this would have resulted in the title not being decided tonight. Then Savage should have been disqualified when Madusa hit Garvin with a steel chair, but again the match was allowed to continue. Obviously there are enough grounds here for a rematch.

That's it for UnPro #1. See you at #2.
lazy duckPosted on 04/11/09 at 16:51:04

A couple of things:

Nice first card, I'm assuming a mix of real and fantasy wrestlers?

2nd, can't go wrong with Garvin as champ, 100% unbooked should give you some interesting results.

lastly Ottawa is the capital of Canada if I remember right.

MamushiPosted on 04/12/09 at 01:15:18

Welcome to the boards!
LillaThrillaPosted on 04/14/09 at 01:53:01

Yes, welcome to the party.  Quite the unusual roster you have there.  But props for using Chris The Bambikiller, who thanks to TNM is my favorite wrestler that I've never seen. :)