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DWF 31/03/08 - no, seriously.
91 | Posted on 04/26/08 at 22:05:46 Yeah, I've actually done some stuff lately and ran card and whatnot... crap, has it really been over a year and a half since I posted anything? God, I'm lazy. To recap where I left off, this was the Monday night show the week before this one... http://www.tnm7.de/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.cgi?board=tnmcircs;action=display;num=1156361991 And then the pay-per-view event that followed... http://www.tnm7.de/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.cgi?board=tnmcircs;action=display;num=1156780373 So, the longest running (if you count it as "running") circuit on the TNM boards continues. Where was I? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jerry Lynn and Raven open up proceedings Last nights pay-per-view spectacular has brought about a very intriguing match as the way things stand, the main event for Wrestlefest is scheduled to be a first time EVER meeting between brand new world heavyweight champion Jerry Lynn and the one man he trusts over all others to watch his back, the former champion Raven. To call them friends wouldn't be the right word with the frame of mind these two have but for the last couple of years, they've constantly fought side by side against whatever forces have been coming at them, be it Kidman & Corino or Don Muraco or whomever. To open off the show, the two of them both came out and Lynn right away made reference to this 'being it' as they stand destined to face one another for the first time. Lynn mentioned that he has finally bought the DWF to its zenith with the biggest match in its history destined for Wrestlefest. Raven meanwhile stated that though losing the title to Kidman a year ago has eaten away at him, the fact the two of them are finally solely in control of the DWF is proof that the greater good has prevailed. Neither man however made too much reference as to what might actually happen at Wrestlefest. One man who seemed very unimpressed made his entrance at this point, that being Kurt Angle. Angle was furious at the very un-patriotic ruling that had been made, denying him a place in the Royal Rumble but by defeating Rhyno, he felt he had proven that he is the most deserving of a title shot next. Raven brushed him off, claiming they had no interest in giving a guy like Angle a chance at destroying what they had created, to which Angle responded by saying Raven wouldn't have even won if he had been in the Rumble, citing his winning the Rumble two years ago. Lynn and Raven seemed almost amused at his impudence and after a quick discussion agreed that if Kurt Angle could indeed prove himself over Raven like he hadn't had the chance to last night, Lynn would grant him a title shot at Ground Zero. Angle hungrily accepted and after failing to get a "USA" chant started, the match was on. Jeff Hardy (c) vs Tajiri (cruiserweight title) & Don Muraco responds to the events of last night The nights opening clash saw Jeff Hardy defend the cruiserweight title against a former champion, Tajiri. Flanking Hardy was a very very very angry looking Don Muraco - more on that in a second. Tajiri looked a little intimidated by Muracos presence but still started stronger, unleashing his brand of stiff kicks that left Hardy looking a little worse for the wear. Hardys moments of impact were brief and the champ was literally on the ropes until he pulled them down when Tajiri charged, sending the challenger out. Hardy then presented the ref with a special haiku poem explaining why the ref should pay attention to what he was doing. The poem was so bad that the ref was mesmorised (that seems to be the only explanation) allowing Muraco to pick Tajiri up and throw him at the ring post. Ouch. Muraco threw Tajiri back in, and Hardy finished with the Haiku Bomb. And wasting no time in throwing Tajiri out again, Muraco had a mic. After having perhaps the worst day of his professional career, Don Muraco wanted answers. After the events of the Royal Rumble match, it was no longer Jerry Lynn he wanted to get at, it was Ulf Herman. Muraco was now in the ring and he demanded answers. Alex Wright was more than happy to oblige and brought out his bodyguard. Muraco demanded answers and Wright made a very pleading apology with Muraco, begging forgiveness for Hermans actions before promising Muraco a large sum of money to make up for what happened. Muraco seemed happy with this arrangement, while Wright turned around and in somewhat of a hissing voice, absolutely tore into Herman, lambasting him in front of everyone and tapping Ulfs chest with the riding crop a little harder than he should have been. Wright stated that the money given to Muraco would come out of Hermans wages and demanded Herman apologise. Ulf tightened his lips before making the apology. Wright wrapped things up by promising Muraco he'd help him get his title back before Muraco told Herman if he truly wanted his apology accepting, he ought to make some sort of grand gesture to prove he really meant it. Jeff Hardy pinned Tajiri with the Haiku Bomb in 0:04:20. Rating: ** 1/2 (Jeff Hardy retained the Cruiserweight Title.) Low Ki & Kid Kash vs The Miracle Violence Connection In the first of three tag team matches tonight, the Miracle Violence Connection took on the duo of Low Ki and Kid Kash who have made quite a formidable pairing whenever they've gotten together. The size advantage went to the MVC who easily overpowered Low Ki in the early stages. Low Ki didn't hold back however, nailing Gordy with some shots that echoed through the arena. Gordy was flinching a lot after that and Kid Kash came in to take over. Steve Williams came in too and Kash began to be double teamed and they set him up for a double clothesline only for Low Ki to come back and take out Gordy with a roundhouse kick to the head. With the odds halved, Kash was able to hit the Money Maker on Williams to score a huge victory that may be seen by some as an upset. Whilst both Low Ki and Kash always have one eye each on going after the cruiserweight title, this win may yet push them towards looking for tag team gold of sorts. Low Ki & Kid Kash (Low Ki and Kid Kash) defeated The Miracle Violence Connection (Steve Williams and Terry Gordy) when Kid Kash pinned S. Williams with the Money Maker in 0:06:05. Rating: *** 1/4 Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs Eddie Guerrero In a big rematch from last years Wrestlefest, Eddie Guerrero met his nephew Chavo for the first time since that big event. Chavo won on that night so there was the extra motivation for Eddie to get the job done here. Eddie had a few thoughts on his mind before we started though, and wasn't afraid to share them, naturally. He thought his elimination from the Rumble was a disgrace as the man who put him out, Chris Jericho, shouldn't have been there. This no doubt stemming from the fact that Eddie beat Jericho in a Royal Rumble qualifier but still managed to get a second chance to qualify, took it, and got Eddie out. Eddie said that at some point, he wanted Jericho to come take him on face to face without being such a 'mamacita' for once in his life, but first was the little matter of facing Chavo who made his entrance. With the passion running high in both men, it was a more aggressive encounter than we'd be used to from these two with less of the fast paced high flying that we might expect and more of the particularly punishing aspects of mat wrestling in between the straight punching. Neither man had the advantage by and large until Chavo came on strong and went up top for the flying bodypress that has won many a match. Eddie got out of the way and then grounded Chavo with a stiff backbreaker before hitting a match winning Frog Splash for the three count. Eddie wasn't done though as he continued to put the boots to Chavo. Sick and tired of this, Chris Jericho responded to the earlier challenge and made the save but before he could even get many shots in on Eddie, the rest of the Guerrero clan jumped him and a four man beatdown ensued - it had clearly been a trap to get a little revenge on Jericho. Los Guerreros proceeded to beatdown BOTH Jericho and Chavo Jr. before officials managed to usher them out, but this disgusting assault showed that they clearly mean business on this one. Eddie Guerrero pinned Chavo Guerrero Jr. with the Frog Splash in 0:10:07. Rating: **** Pretty Perfect (c) vs Edge & Christian (world tag team titles) Arguably the biggest match of the night was the big rematch between the current tag team champions Pretty Perfect and the team they beat for the titles a little over a month ago, Edge & Christian. The challengers dedicated the match to their buddy Rob Van Dam, promising to smuggle him some more spliffs in the hospital when they were doing before we got underway. Van Dams retirement seemed to spur Edge and Christian on as they looked strong early before Christian invariably got trapped in the wrong corner, a victim of much double teaming. Christian still looks ragged after the beating he got from Brian Pillman last week and the champions capitalised on this, but Christian was never one for giving up quickly and when both Hennig and Hart charged in with a clothesline, Christian was quick enough to slip out of the way, leaving the champs to clothesline each other. Christian dragged himself to the corner and made the tag and Edge was a house on fire, taking both Hart and Hennig down with alternating right hands. The numbers soon got overwhelming and Christian tried to do what he could to help but so beaten down he was, Hennig easily tossed him aside. A little distracted by what was happening to his brother, Edge was left prone for a spinning heel kick from Owen that knocked him silly, and the Sharpshooter from Owen Hart was too much for him to bear. A good win for the champions, but nothing to be ashamed of for the challengers, it was simply a case of their chance coming at the wrong time. Pretty Perfect (Owen Hart and Curt Hennig) defeated Edge & Christian (Edge and Christian) when O. Hart made Edge submit to the Sharpshooter in 0:09:53. Rating: **** 1/4 (Pretty Perfect retained the Tag Team Titles.) Scott Putski vs Sylvain Grenier Sylvain Grenier took on Scott Putski today with Rene Dupree in his corner. Last nights Royal Rumble match wasn't a good one for La Resistance with Dupree going out fairly quickly and Grenier being everyones whipping boy, seemingly, while he was in there. But they didn't mind because they know American is the land of opportunity and they'll have more chances in future. Of course, they noted, every Western country offers the same amount of opportunity so America calling itself as such is a bit of a waste really, before adding it's nice that they're at least proud of such Western culture. Since they'd lost the fans at this point (and attempts to win them back with the French Tickler failed), the match got underway. Putski looked good in the early stages but Grenier is no slouch, being a title holder, and quickly finished things with the Coupe de Grace after blocking a backdrop with a simple kick to the face. Now to see who will be next up to challenge them for the Intercontinental tag team titles. Sylvain Grenier pinned Scott Putski with the Coupe de Grace in 0:04:02. Rating: * 1/4 The Kings Court: Rock'n'Roll Express On the Kings Court this week were the Rock'n'Roll Express and after their extraordinary bust up last week, King Kanyon wanted to make sense of it all. It seems both men had their problems with how the team is run. Robert Gibson was sick of Ricky being the one who got the majority of the credit ("it's 60-40 to you when they talk about us") to which Ricky responded that they could swap roles and Robert could be the one who got his ass kicked the entire match before making the tag and watching his partner get the pin every time. After a little more bickering, and Kanyon offering nothing of usefulness, one of them noted what a great team they've made over the years (god knows which one said it, but someone did) and tempers simmered down a bit, before they set themselves the goal of recapturing the tag team titles once again. Let's hope they can remain on the same page long enough to do so this time. Essa Rios & Masato Tanaka vs Billy Kidman & Steve Corino Billy Kidman was once again down in the mouth concerning his recent form. Last night he was hoping to win back to back Royal Rumbles before being ousted by Muraco, something that there is no shame in. Kidman poured out his feeling of woe to Corino who seemed more interested in polishing his TV title, but as it happened, he had been listening. Corino said that last night had been a disappointment for many people (Corino made the final four for a second year running and just missed out again) but he had a great idea to boost Kidmans stock again, saying all they had to do was win their match tonight. After Corinos promises moments ago that victory would bring great success back to Billy Kidman, the two were in the ring against Essa Rios and Masato Tanaka. OK, Kidman and Corino were favourites but wisely they didn't discount their skilled opponents, which was a good job as they both, particularly Tanaka, got their blows in, with Tanaka hitting some stiff moves on Kidman, leaving him yelping in pain. Kidman and Corino dominated however and after Corino ducked a clothesline, he caught Tanaka with the Old School Expulsion in one quick motion. Corino tagged in Kidman to apparently give him the final glory, and Kidman wasted little time in obliging, hitting the Shooting Star Press to get the three while Corino intercepted Rios. Kidman looked delighted at the win, and Corino promised to reveal his surprise next week. Billy Kidman & Steve Corino (Billy Kidman and Steve Corino) defeated Essa Rios and Masato Tanaka when Kidman pinned M. Tanaka with the Shooting Star Press in 0:08:28. Rating: *** 3/4 Paul Roma vents and apparently makes another "pussy challenge" Paul Roma, unfortunately, was back out today, furious at being cast aside in last nights Royal Rumble in favour of Coach. COACH! That's pretty much how Roma phrased it and he was hopping mad. Actual hopping may have been involved. None the less, he and the Mean Street Posse were so bitter, they weren't even waiting, they were going to start lighting candelabras now as a sign of gratitude towards their gods (or something equally stupid). Luckily Roma had only bought some cheap five year old Bic lighters that morning and was struggling to find one that worked. In the meantime, Jody Fleisch answered the challenge (not that one was issued, but... oh well) and kicked over the candelabras before easily working over all three men. Rodney and Gas, like idiots, only managed to run into each other after they tripped over their black robes before Fleisch had little trouble taking care of Roma. Out of nowhere, Fleisch then hit an extraordinary looking tornado DDT in which he span round some 720 degrees. Roma landed right on his head and Fleisch counted his own three for the victory, a victory that will count because everyone hates Roma. Fleisch wasn't done though. Grabbing a mic, he congratulated Matt Hardy on single handidly trying to ruin last nights Royal Rumble for the fans, even though it's the most anticipated match of the year. Still, Fleisch wasn't bitter - if coming out and telling him he was eliminated is the only way our 'beloved' commissioner Hardy could keep Fleisch from winning, that was good enough for Jody to accept. Fleisch then said this has gone on plenty and challenged Matt Hardy to a match, not for the upcoming Ground Zero but for two months time at Wrestlefest VIII. Fleisch of course won at the same event last year but Hardy has a victory over him since. Question is, will Matt be up for a third clash? Jody Fleisch pinned Paul Roma with the 720 DDT in 0:03:43. Rating: ** 1/4 Raven vs Kurt Angle (Angle receives a title shot at Ground Zero if he wins) Kurt Angles big chance came in the nights main event against Raven, and perhaps the timing of this challenge to Angle could have been better, with Raven still tired after going twenty five minutes in victory last night. That said, it was Raven who started off the most aggressive, in much the same way as he did last night upon entering the ring, as he ripped into Angle early, sending Angle scurying to the outside to rethink his approach. With the match settling down, it was Raven dominating the early stages until Angle used his superior mat skills to gain somewhat of an advantage. After slamming Raven down and seemingly hurting his arm, Angle focused on the left arm and shoulder for a short time until Raven started coming back. Angle was once again rocked much like he was at the beginning of the match, but with the match getting on for twenty minutes, Raven wasn't quite able to pepper Angle with the same pace of ferocity he had done at the start. Indeed, two long matches in as many days left Raven looking exhausted and unable to really follow up on his offence, Angle was able to grab a leg and put the ankle lock on. Despite desperately twisting for all his might, Angle just couldn't get Raven to tap out and urging his body on, the former champion was able to get the ropes. Angle was now more concerned about bitching with the ref and it cost him as Raven mounted another comeback. Angle raked the eyes and went for the Olympic Slam but Raven was able to land on his feet and a quick kick left Angle prone for the Evenflow. Thinking fast, Angle shoved Raven away, right into the ref. With nobody watching things, Angle was left to put the boots to the fallen Raven and once again slapped on the ankle lock. Still Raven refused to tap and after reaching the ropes, he found the room to grab Angle by his own leg, tripping him down, and Raven put an ankle lock of his own on. Angle was now on the verge of tapping (not that it would have made a difference without a ref) but it wouldn't last as Ulf Herman stormed the ring and took Ravens head almost off his shoulders with a huge big boot to the temple. Raven was nearly knocked cold and Angle limped up to hit Raven with the Olympic Slam before the ref crawled over and administered the three count. With that, Kurt Angle has gotten himself a title shot at Jerry Lynn at Ground Zero and the good news is that all the complaining about missing the Royal Rumble will go away now. The bad news is that if this guy wins the title, we may never hear the last of it. Kurt Angle pinned Raven with the Olympic Slam in 0:19:42. Rating: **** 1/4 |
SolomattGrundy | Posted on 04/26/08 at 23:06:59 HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Matt's Random Thoughts and Other Nonessential Observations: Raven/Angle tonight? Cool, but I hope Raven wins, because well I mark for Raven. Haiku Reading Jeff Hardy may be one of the greatest gimmicks in the history of wrestling so good to see that he gets the duke over Tajiri. Meanwhile Muraco is pissed, but money by Wright seems to sooth everything over. Herman doesn't seem to want to apologize, so no doubt this situation is still brewing. Kash and Low Ki win? That was a bit of a surprise, considering how awesome Gordy and williams are, but not that I'm complaining as Ki/Kash seems like quite the interesting team, if they stick together. Eddie wins! Great! Jericho comes out and gets into with Eddie, but out come the rest of that diabolical Guerrero clan to beat up Jericho and Chavito! The bastards, those bastards, those bastards, all they do is lie, cheat, and steal, the bastards. Good match by the way. Tag Team title match was excellent, but what else would you expect from these two teams. SQUASH! Putski's good for cannon fodder, but not much else, so this was one of the more predictable outcomes on the card. Oh no, the Rock N Roll Express are bickering. Gibson does have a point, Morton gets more credit than Gibson, hence the term "Playing Ricky Morton". I look forward to seeing where this storyline heads. Kidman and Corino win, Corino has a surprise next week. Can hardly way. The Pussy Challenge. Tee-hee. Fleisch is up for the challenge and Roma gets murdered, as do the MSP. Rubber match between Fleish and Hardy at Wrestlefest VIII. I think Matt will be up for the challenge. So Angle wins. Boo-urns! The good news is, we'll get a good match between him and Lynn at Ground Zero, but I'm pulling for Lynn. Still, good match, carried by Raven no doubt :) So, anyway good comeback for DWF. Now I've got step out to work on my latest card. Bye now. |
Azrael | Posted on 04/30/08 at 03:58:35 Oh my gawd, it's back! Jerry Lynn stands tall in his first promo as World champ, but shenanigans ensue with Raven and especially Angle. I like the super irritating take on Angle. Jeff Hardy's poetry makes even disheartened referees weep. I also actually care about Ulf Hermann, which could best described as unexpected. Ki and Kash pick up a huge win, but it's the background of their uneasy alliance. Don't see them contending for the titles, but it should be fun to see how long they can last. Don't trust a Guerrero, etc, etc. Good match for the tag titles. Pretty Perfect looks even stronger for beating Edge & Christian clean. Ricky Morton should look Robert Gibson in the face everyday and be glad that he's not Robert Gibson. Good match with the magnanimous Corino letting Kidman get his smile back. Interested to see what he has in store for next week. Poor Roma. Not just getting whooped, but getting whooped by Jody Fleisch. Doesn't anybody have a heart in the DWF? Good match for the main event. Angle will be a good first real challenger for Lynn. I'm really not sure who would win that. And Raven will be after the German/Hawaiian/bad poet contingent surely. |
Snabbit888 | Posted on 04/30/08 at 12:13:32 Ooh... DWF back! This is madness! I don't even know where to begin. Oh yeah... ugh. I STILL am upset that you had Muraco lose the title. I know Jerry Lynn is a DWF legend and all, but... Muraco had so much momentum and even if it wasn't clean, it seems a bit deflating. However, some Jeff Hardy awesomeness cures what ails me! Pretty Perfect would have legitimately been an awesome team. Glad to see them still rocking DWF. Though DWF's version of La Resistance rules a lot... ugh to the Intercontinental tag titles. Ugh ugh ugh. :) Great main event, and Angle is a good choice for Lynn to defeat leading up to Wrestlefest. Will help establish this *cough* ill-advised *cough* title reign. :) Good to see DWF back. I missed it so. |
91 | Posted on 04/30/08 at 20:28:58 Oh yeah... ugh. I STILL am upset that you had Muraco lose the title. You are bitter aren't you. :p Though DWF's version of La Resistance rules a lot... ugh to the Intercontinental tag titles. Ugh ugh ugh. :) While I was in limbo, I came up with something to shake that particular title up. It gets REALLY dumb after a while, but then the DWF was always designed to amuse me and irritate you. But that's a few months off yet. Will help establish this *cough* ill-advised *cough* title reign. :) Bite me. :) |