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WCW Bash At the Beach 2000
| MattHarms | Posted on 07/08/07 at 16:08:24 WCW Cruiserweight Title Match: Lt. Loco defends his belt against Juventud Guerrera: The Misfits In Action and the Filthy Animals have been barred from ringside for this cruiserweight attraction. Both men wrestle for a while before Juvi opts for a good old fashion thumb to the eye and begins to work over the neck of Chavo, setting him up for the Juvi Driver. Lt. Loco fights out of the Juvi Driver attempt and hits an inverted DDT for two. He goes up top and attempts a Frog Splash but Juvi gets the knees up. Frankensteiner and Juvi to the top rope, but 450 Splash misses and Loco to the outside again, before leaping into the air, catching Juvi around the head, and slamming him down with a vicious Swinging DDT. Loco covers, hooking the leg and scores the pin! Lt. Loco pinned Juventud after a leaping swinging DDT in 0:10:47. Rating: * 3/4 (Lt. Loco retained the WCW Cruiserweight Title.) Acting WCW Commissioner Ernest "The Cat" Miller is backstage when Miss Hancock and David Flair come up to him, with Hancock trying to charm her way out of the Wedding Gown Match with Daffney tonight. When that doesn't work, she bitches about how she isn't a wrestler. The Cat makes the observation that the match she is in doesn't have much to do about wrestling savvy or lack thereof but he says he'll make the match a Mixed Tag Team Match involving Daffney and Crowbar against Hancock and David. The women can only lose by being stripped and the men can only lose by being pin, because "no one wants to see David Flair or Crowbar in their underwear." WCW Hardcore Title Match: Big Vito's open challenge This was supposed to be Johnny the Bull against Big Vito, but since Johnny suffered a broken tailbone, Vito has an open contract. The challenge is accepted by the dynamic duo of Norman Smiley and Ralphus! Norman charges to the ring and gets promptly beaten by Vito, screaming all the way. Ralphus attacks Vito from behind, but gets winded with two punches before Vito clotheslines him. Weapon shots to both Norman and Ralphus and Vito wipes out Norman with an Implant DDT on the steel chair before struggling to drag Ralphus onto the table. The table collapses under the weight of Ralphus and Vito climbs to the top rope, hitting the Frog Splash for the pin, with Ralphus laid out in the collapsed table. Another title defense by Vito! No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Handicap-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match Big Vito defeated Ralphus and Norman Smiley when Vito pinned Ralphus with the Frog Splash in 0:08:14. Rating: 1/2* (Big Vito retained the WCW Hardcore Title.) Mixed Tag Team Match: Miss Hancock and David Flair against Daffney and Crowbar Most of this match is David Flair taking a two on one beating in the corner. David attempts to fight out but Crowbar connects with a sickening reverse DDT before tagging Daffney in. Crowbar hoists Daffney up and down across the chest of David with a legdrop. Daffney scores the pin, drawing a few cheers from the crowd and much laughter directed towards David Flair! Daffney and Crowbar defeated Miss Hancock and David Flair when Daffney pinned D. Flair after an assisted legdrop in 0:06:39. Rating: -1/4* Hancock gets into the ring to bitch out her man but Crowbar grabs her from behind and Daffney reaches over, giving a loud shriek of glee, before stripping Hancock's wedding dress off of her. Hancock crawls to the floor, attempting to maintain some form of decency. To the graveyard and Vampiro, who says he is waiting for the Demon. Vampiro promises to unleash the Demon tonight and bury Dale Tolberg once and for all in the graveyard. As Vampiro finishes off his promo, a figure in a Sting mask is lurking in the background. WCW World Tag Team Title Match: The Perfect Event defends against Kronik This was a public execution of the rookies, as Kronik slowly beat down Stasiak and Palumbo in a squash not seen since the days of the Mulkey Brothers. High Times connects on Stasiak for the academic pin and tag team titles number two for Kronik. Kronik (Brian Adams and Bryan Clark) defeated Shawn Stasiak and Chuck Palumbo when Clark pinned Stasiak with the High Times in 0:04:51. Rating: DUD (Kronik won the WCW Tag Team Titles.) WCW World Title Match: Jeff Jarrett defends against Hollywood Hogan The World Title Match begins early at the request of Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett walks to the ring, talking trash to the crowd but we see Vince Russo walking down the ramp, whispering something to Jarrett, who nods solemnly before heading into the ring. Out comes Hogan to cheers from the fans. The belt is held up in the air and they lock up and Jarrett quickly throws himself to the mat. Hogan looks at the referee for a few seconds before placing a foot on the chest of Jarrett and scoring the pin! Hogan is the new WCW World Champion! Hulk Hogan defeated Jeff Jarrett via pinfall in 0:00:15. Rating: * (Hulk Hogan won the WCW World Title.) The crowd is wondering what is up as Hogan snatches the microphone before looking towards the crowd. Hogan talks about how for the past several months, he had some television writer who couldn't even lace his boots tell him how to do his job. Hogan says that he brought WCW to the promised land. For six years, Hogan did everything he could but over the last year, Vince Russo tried to destroy six years of hard work and run this company into the ground. Hogan says he doesn't know if Russo is just inept or just someone sent from up North to sabotage the company, but Hogan isn't going to take it anymore, brother. When Hogan talks about how some one hundred pound Hollywood actor got the belt in a farce, Russo yells at production to cut Hogan's microphone. Hogan throws down the microphone and steps over the top rope. Eric Bischoff is now out, and Hogan looks at Bischoff before yelling: "I'm done, brother and this belt is mine." Hogan walks to the back, with the WCW World Title Belt dragging behind him as Eric Bischoff yells after him, begging to come back. Jeff Jarrett rolls to the outside as if nothing happened before heading back as well. Positively Kanyon squares off against Booker T Two of the top stars of WCW put on a pretty damn good match, but the crowd is silent because of what just happened. However, halfway into the match, Kanyon and Booker get the fans back into things, with a series of hotly contested nearfalls until Kanyon swings the match into his favor with a German Suplex release. Kanyon delivers a Samoan Drop and a pump splash scoring a pair of nearfalls. Working over the neck and going for the Kanyon Cutter but Booker fights the hold and Harlem Side Kick rocks Kanyon. Flapjack and Spinaroonie before Booker delivers a kneelift. Axe Kick is avoided and Kanyon hits the Flatliner but Booker is in the ropes. Kanyon thinks he's won but the referee informs him differently. Kanyon up to the second rope and he leaps off but gets caught and dropped with the Book End! Booker scores the pin against Kanyon! Booker T pinned Kanyon with the Book End in 0:14:15. Rating: *** 1/4 Vampiro waits in the graveyard and the Demon is at the gates. Vampiro attacks the Demon and both men trade punches in the graveyard, with the Demon using his power to fling Vampiro around. Vampiro reaches over and low blows the Demon with a shovel before breaking the shovel over his back. Vampiro pounds away at the Demon and throws him headfirst into a tombstone, busting him open. Vampiro dumps the Demon in an open grave and turns around, to get a baseball bat busted over his head! Vampiro goes down as the figure in the Sting mask, that may or may not be Sting, walks off. Both men are left laying in the graveyard as we fade out from this scene. WCW United States Championship Match: Scott Steiner(w/Midajah) defends against Mike Awesome If Steiner uses the Steiner Recliner, he will be stripped of the United States Title. Steiner pummels Mike Awesome in the corner but Awesome manages nearly decapitate Steiner with a vicious lariat. Awesome works over Steiner with a series fo high impact power moves, before dumping him to the floor and huge Tope Suicida rocks Steiner. Awesome rolls Steiner into the ring and springboard elbowdrop scores a two count. Huge running clothesline and springboard splash further punish Steiner. Awesome Bomb set up but Steiner drops down and T-Bone Suplex dumps Awesome to the canvas. Steiner pumps up and belly to belly suplex. Two count only. Steiner whips Awesome into the corner and German Suplex for another close two count. Scott Steiner climbs to the top rope facing the crowd before Awesome low blows Steiner and Awesome Bomb out of the corner! Midajah climbs to the top rope and leaps off but Awesome catches her in mid air before rocking her with a vicious powerslam. Awesome picks up Steiner and hoists him up for a second Awesome Bomb to make sure. Awesome scores the pin and captures the WCW United States Championship! Mike Awesome pinned Scott Steiner with the Awesome Bomb in 0:15:11. Rating: **** (Mike Awesome won the WCW United States Title.) The Career Killer is just one step closer to the WCW World Title, as he has the number two belt in the company, the WCW World Title. Awesome straps the belt around his waist as medics are out to check on both Steiner and Midajah who have been wiped out! Buff Bagwell takes on Shane Douglas Buff catches Douglas with a pair of armdrags, to rock him at the bell. Buff pounds away at Douglas some more in the corner and high back body drop as Torrie Wislon comes out to cheer on Buff for some reason. He goes for a high cross body block but Douglas catches Buff and drops him throat first onto the top rope. Douglas works over the surgically repaired neck of Buff Bagwell. Huge DDT scores a two count but Shane Douglas ducks the head and eats a neckbreaker. Buff dropkicks Douglas and double arm DDT for a nearfall. Buff goes up top for the Blockbuster but Torrie grabs the ankle. Bagwell is caught and Douglas slams him off before waistlocking Buff and slamming him down with the Belly to Belly Suplex. Cover scores the pin. Shane Douglas pinned Buff Bagwell with the Belly-To-Belly Suplex in 0:10:00. Rating: * 1/2 If Kevin Nash wins, Scott Hall is reinstated in WCW. If Goldberg wins, Hall will never wrestle again in WCW: Kevin Nash takes on Bill Godlberg Nash and Goldberg have a low impact power match in tonights Main Event at Bash at the Beach. Goldberg manages to knock Nash into the post and camel clutch works over Nash but Nash powers out and side slam scores a nearfall. Running Boot and Nash goes for the Power Bomb but Goldberg powers out of that and delivers the savate kick that injured Bret Hart for a two count. Goldberg pounds away on Nash and goes for a spear but Nash blocks it with a knee. Jackknife Power Bomb connects. Cover but Goldberg powers out at two. Nash signals for another one but Goldberg pops up and spears Kevin Nash, knocking him to the floor. Nash's friend Scott Steiner makes his way down to the ring as the referee is ordering Goldberg into the corner so he can start the ten count. Steiner whacks Nash in the ribs with the pipe! Nash is doubled over in pain as Steiner rolls Nash into the ring. Steiner yells: "That's for not having my back earlier!" Goldberg cuts Nash down with a spear before hoisting up Nash and down with the Jackhammer which scores three! Scott Hall is banned from WCW! Bill Goldberg pinned Kevin Nash with the Jackhammer in 0:11:45. Rating: 1/4* Scott Steiner steps into the ring and gets in Goldberg's face, showing that he wasn't helping Goldberg, rather he was attacking Nash for Nash not having his back earlier against Mike Awesome. Bash at the Beach closes with these two titans nose to nose with each other.
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| lazy_duck | Posted on 07/08/07 at 18:09:11 all I have to say is classic... |