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OSW Don't Doubt El Dandy 9/23/06

MattHarmsPosted on 08/24/06 at 22:05:08

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
The Armstrong Brothers vs the Rock N Roll Express(c)

Nice, high impact tag team match, with the Rock N Roll Express and the Armstrongs trading dropkicks but the Armstrong Curse(tm Dusty Rhodes, WCW [Pro] Wrestling 1995-1996, all rights reserved) kicks in, causing Ricky Morton to score the duke with the Rock N Roll Buster to retain the tag team titles.

Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
Steve Armstrong and Scott Armstrong when R. Morton pinned Steve Armstrong
with the Rock'n'Roll Buster in 0:06:10.
Rating: ** 3/4
(Rock'n'Roll Express retained the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Alex Wright talks strategy with Snitskrieg and Heidenreich. Snitskrieg wants a piece of El Dandy but Alex Wright tells him that in due time, Snitskrieg will beat El Dandy. Snitskrieg mutters something about babies and feet as Heidenreich yells about caskets. Tonight, Snitskrieg wrestles a match against someone and Heidenreich faces off against Jim Duggan in a Ladder Match for the OSW Television Title.

Sean Waltman, the OSW World Heavyweight Champion, comes out, bitching, moaning, complaining, whining, belly aching, and acting like a woman at that time of the month about how he is not respected. The crowd won't even throw garbage at him. Waltman has an open challenge out and out comes Brad Armstrong to take the plunge.

OSW World Heavyweight Title:
Brad Armstrong vs Sean Waltman(c)

Waltman is distracted by the chants of "X-Pac sucks Chyna" which throws him off allowing Brad Armstrong to score a bunch of nearfalls but Waltman cheapshots Brad Armstrong and hits a bunch of spin kicks and a Bronco Buster. Brad fights back again and Russian Legsweep but Waltman is in the ropes. Up top but Waltman catches him with the X-Factor and rolls over Armstrong to score the pin and retain the title.

Sean Waltman pinned Brad Armstrong with the X-Factor in 0:05:47.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Sean Waltman retained the OSW World Heavyweight Title.)

Duane Gill vs Snitskrieg(w/Alex Wright)

Squash from Snitskrieg. Next!

Snitskrieg pinned Duane Gill with the Egoist Schwein in 0:00:18.
Rating: 1/2*

The Villanos and the Rock N Roll Express are brawling from the back for no real reason whatsoever. The Villanos roll the Rock N Roll Express into the ring and somehow this leads to a tag team title match.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
The Villanos vs the Rock N Roll Express(c)

The Villanos rock the house as they punish the Rock N Roll Express. Ricky Morton plays Ricky Morton for the duration of this match but manages to dropkick his way to safety. Tag to Robert Gibson and moves are traded but a Villano rolls up Robert Gibson and scores the pin, winning the OSW Tag Team Titles!

Villano IV and Villano V defeated
Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) when Villano IV pinned
R. Gibson after a rolling cradle in 0:07:24.
Rating: **
(Villano IV and Villano V won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Morton decks Villano IV and V and decides its time for the Rock N Roll Express to put in their INSTANT REMATCH CLAUSE~! So it happens and the bell rings kicking off the OSW Tag Team Title Match.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
The Villanos(c) vs the Rock N Roll Express

Ricky Morton dropkicks Villano IV after a couple of minutes of action to score the pin and retain the titles.

Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
Villano IV and Villano V when R. Morton pinned Villano IV after a dropkick in
          0:02:52.
Rating: **
(Rock'n'Roll Express won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

The Rock N Roll Express run to the back, before the Villanos can use their instant rematch clause.

Out comes Erik Watts and David Flair. They want title matches. Why? Because their daddies were famous, so they should get handed title shot after title shot. The fans should be cheering the dag nabbit. They aren't a low down, no good, overrated punk like, oh say, El Dandy. Oh no. They just doubted El Dandy. Thunderclaps are heard as El Dandy storms out. EL DANDY MAD! EL DANDY SMASH! Bell rings for an impromptu handicap match.

Erik Watts and David Flair vs El Dandy

Other than a brief double teaming period that lasted maybe thirty seconds, El Dandy made Flair and Watts his personal bitches, dealing them a squash job that wasn't seen since the hayday of SD Jones. Dandina Cradle scores the pin.

Handicap-Match\
El Dandy defeated Erik Watts and David Flair when Dandy pinned E. Watts
with the Dandina Cradle in 0:06:29.
Rating: 3/4*

El Dandy raises his hands but Snitskrieg comes out but Alex Wright holds him back, robbing these fans of this epic confrontations between the two lucha libre legends! These two will go at it sooner rather than later.

Dustin Rhodes vs Stevie Ray(Match One of the Best of Seven Series)

Stevie Ray pulls out a nervehold, which he punishes Dustin with but Dustin fights out. Nice punches, nice bulldog, nice Shattered dreams kick but the referee accidentally gets clotheslined. Stevie Ray pulls out the blackjack and nails Dustin Rhodes right between the eyes with it, before scoring the pin and going 1-0 in the Best of Seven Series, the winner will get a shot at Sean Waltman and the OSW World Title at some point in the future that we have to yet to determined!

Stevie Ray defeated Dustin Rhodes via pinfall in 0:07:49.
Rating: * 1/4

OSW Television Title Match:
Heidenreich vs Jim Duggan(c)

Alex Wright is absent from ringside. Duggan and Heidenreich trade punches. Then more punches. Then even more punches. Oh a couple of kicks and a clothesline for flavor. Heidenreich brings the moveset with a headbutt and bearhug. Duggan fights out. Uses the ladder to batter Heidenreich. Goes up the Ladder, but the spirit of Ray Trayler seems to be possessing the Television Title Belt as it rises higher and Duggan really can't that high to begin with. The belt was only hanging about seven and a half feet above the canvas to begin with so one good jump could get it. Then again with these guys...nice forearm by Heidenreich. Torture Rack and Heidenreich goes for the Michael Cole special but Duggan fights out. Three Point Stance, Old Glory Kneedrop, and taped fist. Heidenreich is done. Snitskrieg runs out but gets attacked with the board by Duggan. Heidenreich catches Duggan with the Spinning Sidewalk Slam before breaking the board of Duggan's ribs. The belt lowers from the ceiling, right into Heidenreich's hands, giving him the win!

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match\
Heidenreich defeated Jim Duggan in 0:16:11.
Rating: * 3/4
(Heidenreich won the OSW Television Title.)

Heidenreich picks up Duggan, trapping him in the corner. No, he wouldn't. HEIDENREICH PUNISHES DUGGAN WITH THE MICHAEL COLE SPECIAL! Duggan goes into spasms on the canvas, moaning in absolute agony. He just suffered the most electrifying move in wrestling today, the Michael Cole Special. Heidenreich smirks over Jim Duggan before walking off. Duggan is stretchered out due to suffering that brutal move. Hacksaw Jim Duggan may never be the same again.

Next Week: Damned if I know.
kurropt_antagonistPosted on 08/25/06 at 18:41:32

I take your heart is no longer into doing these.  :(
Rick GarrardPosted on 08/28/06 at 07:01:26

who are you to doubt his heart?
CarlzillaPosted on 08/28/06 at 12:11:28

Aside from the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, what exactly is the Michael Cole Special?

AzraelPosted on 08/28/06 at 14:19:45

The Michael Cole Special is something that once in your subconscious cannot be removed. It remains there to fester and haunt you in your dreams.
91Posted on 08/28/06 at 15:18:06

On 08/28/06 at 12:11:28, Carlzilla wrote:Aside from the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, what exactly is the Michael Cole Special?
It's Heidenreichs version of the prison sex slam.