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OSW: Heidenreich Main Events 9/2/06

MattHarmsPosted on 08/09/06 at 19:07:20

Cheetum welcomes us to the show tonight but Erik Watts and David Flair come out, bitching about how life isn't fair because their daddies aren't in charge in the fed. Cheetum threatens to lay the Smackdown on both Watts and Flair which causes both of the second generation superstars to weep in the corner at the power of CHEETUM~! Out come the Rock N Roll Express for no other reason to lose er I mean defend the tag team titles against Watts and Flair. It's on like Donkey Kong, bitch.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
David Flair and Erik Watts vs The Rock N Roll Express(c)

Brawl to end it all here as in a SHOCKING SWERVE~! Robert Gibson plays Ricky Morton. Hot tag is made and Ricky Morton is thrown off, which allows Erik Watts to dropkick Morton in the big toe before hitting the Uranage Slam to score the pin and become the OSW Tag Team Champions.

David Flair and Erik Watts defeated
Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) when E. Watts pinned
R. Morton with the Uranage in 0:05:17.
Rating: *
(David Flair and Erik Watts won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Before Watts and Flair can leave, Morton enacts their INSANT REMATCH CLAUSE~! and it's on, once again, like Donkey Kong.

OSW Tag Team Title Match Part II: Electric Boogaloo
The Rock N Roll Express vs Erik Watts and David Flair(c)

Quick match with Watts and Flair getting their asses handed to them until Morton manages to roll up Watts for the pin to win the titles back. Yay!

Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
Erik Watts and David Flair when R. Morton pinned E. Watts after a roll up in
          0:01:30.
Rating: -1/4*
(Rock'n'Roll Express won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

However, this is far from over as Watts and Flair enact their INSTANT REMATCH CLAUSE~!

OSW Tag Team Title Match(Again):
Erik Watts and David Flair vs the Rock N Roll Express(c)

Punches, kicks, and clotheslines are traded until Flair is put in a Rolling Cradle by Morton for the pin to insure their will be no more instant rematch clauses given for this week.

Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
Erik Watts and David Flair when R. Morton pinned D. Flair after a rolling cradle
in 0:05:21.
Rating: 1/2*
(Rock'n'Roll Express retained the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Heidenreich and Alex Wright along with "Blitzkrieg" is backstage(the real Blitzkrieg was eaten last week of course by the Zombie and this version of Blitzkrieg looks suspiciously like Snitsky, but I would never level groundless accusations like that :)) Wright promises to take out the trash tonight against Duggan and Zombie. Heidenreich mumbles something about caskets and "Blitzkrieg" remarks that he wants a baby sandwhich with a side order of feet to lick. Wright slaps him across the back of the head and curses him out in German which gives Snitskrieg er I mean Blitzkrieg much confusion as he doesn't really speak the language.

Mike Enos vs Brad Armstrong:

I think I'll do play by play for this match. Punch, Punch, Russian Legsweep by Brad, pin in fourteen seconds. Enos is in the victim of a squash not seen since the hayday of Bill Goldberg.


Brad Armstrong pinned Mike Enos with the Russian Legsweep in 0:00:14.
Rating: *

Enos screams about being disrespected. It looks like he needs guidance. Someone call Lanny Poffo!

The Harris Twins are out with twin, "We Doubt El Dandy" t-shirts. Blant disrespect by these twin hooligans. They say they would pound El Dandy in a fine paste should he come out. Here comes El Dandy, wearing a "Who Are You to Doubt El Dandy" T-Shirt. Dandy enters the ring and punks out the Harris Twins and we have a match here.

The Harris Brothers vs El Dandy in a handicap match:

El Dandy gets the crap kicked out of him but comes back because he is EL DANDY~! The Harris Brothers get their shit totally messed up by the force of Dandyness and Dandy hits the Dandina Cradle on one of the Twins to maintain his undefeated streak.

Handicap-Match\
El Dandy defeated The Harris Brothers (Ron Harris and Don Harris) when Dandy
pinned Heavy D with the Dandina Cradle in 0:06:05.
Rating: * 1/2

El Dandy makes the belt motion around his waste. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? Tune into Nitro next week to find out!

Sean Waltman is out, with his OSW World Heavyweight Title Belt and he is going to put the gold on the line against a former member of the NWO. On cue, out comes Vincent/Virgil/Shane/Curly Bill/Soul Train Jones/Any other names I may be forgetting due to the fact that he had so many damn gimmicks. Vincent enters the ring and punks out Waltman to begin the OSW World Heavyweight Title Match.

OSW World Heavyweight Title Match:
Vincent vs Sean Waltman(c)

We continue our quest to make Waltman a weaker champion then Chris Jericho as Vincent squashes him but Waltman manages to kick Vincent in the groin and X-Factor. Waltman rolls on top of Vincent to barely score the pin and barely retain the title.

Sean Waltman pinned Vincent with the X-Factor in 0:04:48.
Rating: ** 1/4
(Sean Waltman retained the OSW World Heavyweight Title.)

Waltman is up but Vincent punks him out again after the match and sends Waltman screaming like a baby.

We have to unfortunately tell you that the scheduled match between Lex Luger and Jake "The Snake" Roberts will not be taking place to tonight due to both wrestlers not showing up. We understand in a disturbing breach of kayfabe they were out together all last night and I think you can draw your own conculsions from there. We apologize for not bringing to you this blockbuster match. Lex Luger has been suspended indefinately for violating the OSW Welness policy, as well as leading an honorable, upstanding, straight edge citizen like Jake to illegal substances and as for Jake "The Snake" Roberts, he has been fined five hundred dollars in monopoly money for his gross disrespect for this company. (or if you want to read between the lines, Luger quit effective immediately in TNM).

The Maestro vs Ernest "The Cat" Miller

Standard match between these two. Ernest Miller connects with the Feliner to score the pin and scurries off before the feud can be continued for another week. I think this one's over.

Ernest Miller pinned The Maestro with the Feliner in 0:06:49.
Rating: * 3/4

Los Dos Villanos vs Stevie Ray and Dustin Rhodes

Not Quite Bookdust makes short work of the Villanos, with Stevie Ray hitting a Villano with a Slapjack. After the match, Dustin Rhodes and Stevie Ray turn on each other when they magically remember they were feuding and brawl into the back, no doubt setting up some kind of match in the future.


Dustin Rhodes and Stevie Ray defeated Villano IV and Villano V when S. Ray
pinned Villano IV with the Slapjack in 0:06:24.
Rating: ** 3/4

The Fourth Reich(Alex Wright and Heidenreich)(w/Snitskrieg) vs The Zombie and Jim Duggan

Duggan gets double teamed during this whole match with the Zombie looking rather dead on the ring apron. Wright and Heidenreich batter Duggan and the Zombie decides to leave because he wants to seek out some brains to eat and as a result, Duggan gets wasted with the Spinning Side Slam by Heidenreich for the pin.

The Fourth Reich (Alex Wright and Heidenreich) defeated
The Zombie and Jim Duggan when Heidenreich pinned Duggan with the
Spinning Side Slam in 0:07:28.
Rating: * 1/4

Snitskrieg goes to the top rope and attempts one of those twisty tope plancha thingies but ends up falling flat on his face. Duggan is mad and he chases off the Fourth Reich with a two by four. After the match, Duggan challenges Heidenreich to a match next week for the Television Title. But not just any match. A SIXTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH. Heidenreich accepts the challenge for this classic in the making and we need to set up for bingo, so see you next week.

Next Week: Jake "The Snake" Roberts may in fact show up this time. Heidenreich vs Jim Duggan for the Television Title in a Sixty Minute Iron Man Match. Waltman will get made to look like a punk ass bitch as he defends his title against someone.  And the Tag Team Titles will change hands at least once. All this and El Dandy!  Tune in!
91Posted on 08/09/06 at 19:22:50

Oh man, I'm frequently pissing myself at these now.

Rock'n'Roll Express are clearly out to beat the Dudleys record of tag title reigns. For some reason, I expect them to do it.

Snitskreig may have just won the award for GREATEST TNM gimmick in the history of, well, TNM.

Foolish mortals, doubting El Dandy like that. Will he be the next OSW world heavyweight super champ?

No if Waltman can help it, yet ANOTHER title defense, and against a former champion as well (former million dollar champion at least... two times).

The Roberts/Luger incident may have brought more shame onto wrestling than the Duggan/Sheik incident years ago. Good job Luger was fired, it's his fault Jake no showed tonight.

SIXTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH! Awesome, I'm expecting a plethora of well worked, beautifully strung out falls, each with their own original and exciting finish. Or Duggan gets DQ'ed for using the 2x4, I dunno.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/09/06 at 22:49:19

The tag title thing to start the show was pure brilliance.  And I agree, Snitskrieg is amazing.  I thought "Chicken Boy" Justin Credible was cool, but nothing beats Snitskrieg.
PulsarPosted on 08/12/06 at 17:01:27

How the hell did I miss this thread.....must come to circuuts thread more.