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OSW: Match of the Century 9/16/06

MattHarmsPosted on 08/11/06 at 18:40:26

Commissioner Mongo is out. He says he has contacted a WWE main event superstar to compete tonight. This man will be the best the OSW has ever had to offer. Out comes Kurrgan, who wants to face this superstar. Mongo accepts and says if Kurrgan is in the ring with this WWE wrestler, this will be the best match ever.

Out comes the Fourth Reich. Alex Wright wants gold so he sends Snitskrieg and Heidenreich to the ring to face off against the Rock N Roll Express. Wright barks out something in German which causes Snitskrieg to get that deer in the headlights look. Out comes the Rock N Roll Express and we are on like Donkey Kong.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
Snitskrieg and Heidenreich vs the Rock N Roll Express(c)

The Reich beats down the Rock N Roll Express with Robert Gibson playing Ricky Morton. Morton gets tagged in and we have a hot tag but Heidenreich connects with the Spinning Side Slam to finally win gold in OSW for the Fourth Reich.

The Fourth Reich (Heidenreich and Snitskrieg) defeated
Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) when Heidenreich pinned
R. Morton with the Spinning Side Slam in 0:05:06.
Rating: *
(The Fourth Reich won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

The Rock N' Express get up, calling the instant rematch clause and attacking the Fourth Reich and we have another tag team title match.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
The Rock N Roll Express vs Snitskrieg and Heidenreich(c)(w/Alex Wright)

Wright's back out but the Rock N Roll Express, Rock and Roll and Morton hits the Victory Roll to score the pin and win their 5th OSW Tag Team Titles.

Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
The Fourth Reich (Heidenreich and Snitskrieg) when R. Morton pinned Snitskrieg
after a Victory Roll in 0:04:15.
Rating: 1/2*
(Rock'n'Roll Express won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Alex Wright gets on the microphone and calls in Snitskrieg's and Heidenreich's instant rematch clause and we have another tag team title match.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
Snitskrieg and Heidenreich vs the Rock N Roll Express(c)

Another impressive tag team title match but Snitskrieg and Heidenreich eventually beat down the Rock N Roll Express before Heidenreich puts Morton down with a Spinning Side Slam to win their second OSW Tag Team Titles!

The Fourth Reich (Heidenreich and Snitskrieg) defeated
Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) when Heidenreich pinned
R. Gibson with the Spinning Side Slam in 0:06:39.
Rating: 3/4*
(The Fourth Reich won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Alex Wright attempts to get Snitskrieg and Heidenreich away before Gibson and Morton can call in their instant rematch clause but Sniskrieg gets tangled in the ropes so the Rock N Roll Express calls in their Instant Rematch Clause and we have another match.

OSW Tag Team Title Match(Part IV)
The Rock N Roll Express vs Snitskrieg and Heidenreich(c)(w/Alex Wright)

They go through the motions again until Morton sunset flips Heidenreich for the pin(with the help of a Gibson dropkick) for the pin to win their sixth OSW Tag Team Titles!

Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
The Fourth Reich (Heidenreich and Snitskrieg) when R. Morton pinned Heidenreich
after a sunset flip in 0:03:47.
Rating: 1/4*
(Rock'n'Roll Express won the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Alex Wright curses out his men in German before calling in an Instant rematch clause for them and we have a FIFTH OSW Tag Team Title Match tonight.

OSW Tag Team Title Match:
Heidenreich and Snitskrieg(w/Alex Wright) vs the Rock N Roll Express(c)

Snitskrieg and Heidenreich get a series of nearfalls off of clotheslines, kicks, and the odd spinebuster slam. Morton connects with the Flying Dropkick on Snitskrieg to score the pin and retain the titles!


Rock'n'Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) defeated
The Fourth Reich (Heidenreich and Snitskrieg) when R. Morton pinned Snitskrieg
after a flying dropkick in 0:06:23.
Rating: DUD
(Rock'n'Roll Express retained the OSW Tag Team Titles.)

Heidenreich gets up and he wants his Instant Rematch Clause. He is informed that they lost their Instant Rematch Clause. Heidenreich looks around blankly before yelling "I HATE CASKETS!"

Sean Waltman is backstage with Cheetum. Cheetum asks what Waltman has dragged up for this week. Waltman says he continues his quest to gain respect as he is going to face a former winner of Tough Enough tonight! Waltman vows to retain the OSW Heavyweight Title.

OSW Television Title Match:
Erik Watts vs Jim Duggan(c)

Remember when these two teamed up on WCW Saturday Night for about three weeks? Watts scores a couple of nearfalls on Duggan but Duggan connects with the Three Point Stance out of nowhere to retain the Television Title!  


Jim Duggan pinned Erik Watts with the Three Point Stance in 0:04:16.
Rating: ** 1/2
(Jim Duggan retained the OSW Television Title.)

Duggan gets on the microphone and says he wants to settle the score with Heidenreich. Duggan challenges Heidenreich to the one match that will surely settle the score. Yes, next week it will be Hacksaw Jim Duggan against Heidenreich in a LADDER MATCH for the OSW Television Title. Should Heidenreich accept of cource?

Mike Enos vs Dustin Rhodes

Dustin Rhodes squashed Enos for the duration of this match, finishing this match with the Bulldog. Enos loses...again.

Dustin Rhodes pinned Mike Enos with the Bulldog in 0:04:45.
Rating: ** 1/4

Dustin Rhodes gets on the microphone, wanting Sean Waltman for the OSW World Heavyweight Title next week as Waltman got out of their last match due to Elevated Liver Enyzmes. This time, Rhodes wants his title shot but Stevie Ray comes out and knocks out Rhodes with a slapjack(the weapon not the move) before hitting Rhodes with the Slapjack(the move, not the weapon). Ray tells Rhodes to shut his fruit booty ass and it will be Stevie Ray to get a #1 Contenders shot. Out comes Mongo and he says that over the next seven weeks, Dustin Rhodes and Stevie Ray will compete in the Best of Seven Series for the #1 Contendership for the OSW World Heavyweight Title!

The Maestro vs Brad Armstrong

Nothing but a time filler match as fans come to OSW not to see great wrestling, but to see El Dandy, Snitskrieg, and the Zombie. Brad Armstrong connects with the  Russian Legsweep to score the pin.

Brad Armstrong pinned The Maestro with the Russian Legsweep in 0:05:46.
Rating: ** 3/4

Alex Wright comes out, cursing out in German. He blames El Dandy for this and he says that he doesn't think El Dandy could hang it with the Fourth Reich. Oh no, he doubted El Dandy. The thunderclaps could be heard as El Dandy storms out, looking ready to screw someone's shit up. Dandy enters the ring and bitch slaps Wright and it is on like...well you know.

Alex Wright vs El Dandy

Dandy beats the ever living shit out of Alex Wright until Snitskrieg and Heidenreich run out, attacking El Dandy for the disqualification.

El Dandy defeated Alex Wright by disqualification in 0:06:50.
Rating: **
[Heidenreich interfered against El Dandy.]

Heidenreich beats down El Dandy and preps him for the Michael Cole Special but El Dandy kicks Heidenreich in the little Heidenreich, causing him to stagger back. Alex Wright gets knocked out but Snitskrieg kicks Dandy in the face knocking him out. The crowd goes into a hush as Snitskrieg has taken out El Dandy. No one has ever done that! No one. No one! Snitskrieg walks off as El Dandy is knocked out. When he wakes up, he is not going to be a happy Mexican and since Jake didn't show up this week again, a Snitskrieg vs El Dandy feud shall be built up. Who are you to doubt the potential of a Snitskrieg/El Dandy feud.

The Harris Brothers vs Blitzkrieg and the Zombie

Blitzkrieg is now the undead luchadore wrestler. The Harris Brothers beat down Blitzkrieg but he makes the tag to the Zombie. The Zombie enters the ring and the Harris Brothers run for the hills as no one wants to face the power of the Zombie.

Blitzkrieg and The Zombie defeated
The Harris Brothers (Ron Harris and Don Harris) when Zombie defeated Heavy D by
countout in 0:02:49.
Rating: * 1/4

Waltman comes out, preparing for his OSW Heavyweight World Title defense and his opponent is one of the winners of the first Tough Enough. Out comes Nidia and Waltman looks terrified at the power of NIDIA~!

OSW World Heavyweight Title Match:
Nidia vs Sean Waltman(c)

Waltman nearly lost the title but when Nidia put Waltman in a groin claw, Waltman laughed in her face and hit the X-Factor for the pin to retain the title. Waltman manages to slip by with the title defense again.

Sean Waltman pinned Nidia with the X-Factor in 0:04:43.
Rating: ** 1/4
(Sean Waltman retained the OSW World Heavyweight Title.)

Out comes Kurrgan to boos. Kurrgan calls out the WWE wrestler promising to make this guy the Michael Cole to Kurrgan's Heidenreich. Out comes THE GREAT KHALI~! and the crowd is in awe as this dream match is on.

Kurrgan vs the Great Khali

Kurrgan shoves Khali and the crowd chants Holy Shit. They trade bearhugs and punches and staredowns to chants of "E C Dub, E C Dub!" Khali and Kurrgan stare into each other's eyes for about five minutes before walking into each other a couple of times. Kurrgan raised his hand, preparing for the clawhold but Khali chops Kurrgan in the chest. Kurrgan drops to one knee before gently laying down on the canvas. Khali puts a foot on the chest to score the pin and win the greatest match in the history of wrestling!

The Great Khali pinned Kurrgan after a chop in 0:12:30.
Rating: -*****

NEXT WEEK: Sean Waltman defends the OSW World Heavyweight Title, Dustin Rhodes faces off against Stevie Ray in Match One of the Best of Seven Series, and Jim Duggan defends his OSW Television Title against Heidenreich in a Ladder Match. Also will Jake "The Snake" Roberts show up? Tune in to find out.
91Posted on 08/11/06 at 20:59:23

"Waltman nearly lost the title but when Nidia put Waltman in a groin claw, Waltman laughed in her face and hit the X-Factor for the pin to retain the title."

BAHAHAHAHA!!

Commissioner Mongo?

Was I the only one to notice that the tag title matches seemed to get progressively worse? I supposed if I were the Fourth Reich guys, I'd get blown up after 25+ minutes.

Speaking of which, the Snitskreig/Dandy feud has the potential to be EPIC! Remember the Bushwackers/Rhythm & Blues feud? It's somewhere in that league. DON'T DOUBT THE BUSHWACKERS/RHYTHM & BLUES FEUD!! That was the main match on the WWF's Funniest Moments video. THE MAIN MATCH DAMNIT!

Wait, Stevie Ray is employed?

Great Khali is here? Right, everyone may as well pack up and go home now. He's the world champ, fed over. Possibly.
Rick GarrardPosted on 08/12/06 at 01:02:53

Khali puts a foot on the chest to score the pin and win the greatest match in the history of wrestling!  

The Great Khali pinned Kurrgan after a chop in 0:12:30.
Rating: -*****
This is utter greatness... my old "we strive for negative five" circuit doffs it hat and nods in your general direction, for taking some great stuff and running with it.  And it contains some of my favorite TNM guys as well (The RnR Express, Jim Duggan, and Brad Armstrong).  And Dusty's favorite guy from WCWSN ... El Dandy (for who are you to doubt El Dandy?)!

As it's been noted elsewhere, I am not one to reply much but this one just makes my day every time I read a card.  And who doesn't like the "Instant Rematch Clause"?
CarlzillaPosted on 08/12/06 at 01:42:48

If the TNM Year End Awards had an award for best TNM circuit, I'd vote for this one. This is pure wrestling gold.