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americamamushiPosted on 08/03/06 at 10:48:59

Welcome to GLWF Action TV!  We're coming to you live from the GLWF Facilities in Kalamazoo, Michigan for a great night of wrestling action!  Tonight we've got quite the card in store for you tonight so lets get down to ringside.

Josh Abercrombie vs. Mr. Kennedy

Kennedy asserted himself right away, going straight from a collar'n'elbow tie up to choking Abercrombie on the ropes.  Kennedy kept this sort of offense up in the opening minute of the match, but Abercrombie managed to come back like a ball of fire and caught Kennedy off guard, which surprised many.  He couldn't maintain it for long though as Kennedy stopped his momentum cold with a hotshot.  Kennedy got back in control after that and save for one more real great looking, albeit short comeback attempt, stayed in control until the end of the match.  It was at that point that Abercrombie caught Kennedy with an enzuigiri that seemed to knock him slightly loopy.  Abercrombie tried to whip Kennedy into the corner, but Kennedy reversed it and followed up by charging in with a clothesline, only to get a face full of Abercrombie boot.  He stumbled back and Josh climbed up to the top, but Kennedy came back in and crotched him on the top!  He followed it with up but hitting the Green Bay Plunge for the win!

Mr. Kennedy pinned Josh Abercrombie with the Green Bay Plunge in 0:07:05.
Rating: **

After the match Kennedy got out of the ring and snatched the microphone away from Clara Michaels before she could make the the announcement of the winner.  "And your winner by way of brutally handing some poor bitch his ass on a platter... like there was any doubt....  is... MISTER!... KENNEDY!.............. KEN-NED-DY!"

Ron Killings vs. Delirious

Delirious' antics were ever present just as they were last week in his debut.  He ran around the ring, yelling things that no one could make out.  He did a cartwheel and a few somersaults.  No one was quite sure why.  Eventually he wound up in the ring and even though the match had started by this point, it was finally getting underway.  Delirious had some crisp looking moves in his arsenal from what you could tell, but Killings kept him grounded for the most part and on the defensive.  Delirious managed to get away from Killings toward the end and once more was acting like a looney.  He reach under the ring and pulled out a bucket... a bucket?  Killings rolls out of the ring and grabs Delirious from behind, Delirious turns and throws glitter in Killings' face!  The ref has just DQed Delirious!  Delirious doesn't really seem to care and he seems content to run around raining glitter down on all the fans at ringside.  To be fair, it almost looked like Killings had just startled him and the glitter to the face was unintentional, but really, theres no way to tell.  You can't ask him because apparently the only language he knows is crazy talk.

Ron Killings defeated Delirious by disqualification in 0:06:32.
Rating: **

It seems to be that time again as out comes Jim Cornette who is conducting the ongoing investigation into the Raven Incident.  Tonight Cornette called Shannon Moore out for questioning.  Shannon Moore seemed just as confused as the fans did, but out he came none the less.  Cornette started retelling the story of the night Raven was hit as it might have happened as if it was Shannon Moore who had done it.  Moore looked at Cornette like he was mentally handicapped and asked Cornette why in the hell would have do that?  He's never even had a match against him in GLWF.  There is absolutely no motive.  Cornette rebuts by saying "Oh, but there is a motive... you see you didn't have any personal beef with Raven, but you saw an opportunity... an opportunity to make the impact you'd been looking to make since you got here so you could get your lil reject ass back in GCW!"  The fans started to see Cornette's point and Moore started to get worried that he was going to take the fall for something he claims he didn't do.  Moore keeps pleading that it wasn't him, saying that he was in the locker room but Cornette wasn't buying it.  "Damn it Shannon, do you even have anyone that saw you where you say you were?!" That triggered something in Shannon's mind and imidiately he said yes, claiming that when he was in the locker room he was arguing with Josh Abercrombie over screwing up another match for him.  Cornette doesn't seem pleased that Moore seems to have an alibi for the time in question, but at least it looks like he's got another person to go talk to now.

Gunner Scott vs. Nigel McGuinness

Gunner Scott and Nigel McGuinness have shown in the past against each other and against others that they are really technically sound wrestlers.  This match was no different... well... at least at the start it was no different.  Both men had some excellent exchanges during the first half of the match and it really was a great match from a technical aspect.  Both men were winning exchanges and looked clean and crisp doing it.  You couldn't point to either man and say "He's gonna take this one."  Shortly after the halfway mark though Gunner started edging out Nigel and more and more exchanges until finally McGuinness went straight from sharp technical wrestling to all out brawling the same way that carbon dioxide goes straight from a solid to a gas: Absolutely no transitional phase in between.  Scott was caught off guard at first, allowing Nigel to gain control, but before the match ended Scott had gotten things back to at least a point of being evenly matches again before the time limit expired and the referee ruled this match a draw.  Scott was ready to keep on fighting but once the match was officially over Nigel ducked out of the ring and walked to the back, waving off Gunner shouting something about being done with Scott.  Scott didn't want the match to end that way, but the ref's decision was final, the time limit was up, and this goes down as a draw.

Gunner Scott and Nigel McGuinness battled to a draw in 0:20:00.
Rating: *** 1/2

Apparently we have a video from Samoa Joe that was delivered to the GLWF Facilities earlier this evening.  Maybe this video will shed some light on the where abouts of Traci Brooks.  The video starts up.  It's rather grainy looking and the colors seem pale.  The room is pretty dark save for a light bulb hanging down from the ceiling on a wire.  You can tell the floor is cement, but it doesn't illuminate the room any more than the spot right under it really.  Under the light is what appears to be Traci Brooks tied to a chair.  She's blindfolded and gagged and seems to be a little out of it.  Samoa Joe moves his face into frame really close.  All you can see really his his eyes with a twisted, sick look in them as he says "I've got what you want Michael Shane... now you give me what I want."  The video abruptly ends.

After that we're shown the back in the exercise room in the GLWF facilities.  Harry Smith is running on a treadmill as Alex Shelley walks in.  Alex Shelley approaches Smith just as he's finishing up.  Shelley says that next week, he's got his big re-match with Austin Aries for the GLWF Television title.  He knows for a fact that Austin Aries won't be coming to the ring alone, which is why he's asking Harry Smith to be in his corner for the match.  He knows that they have a history and it's not a good one.  They've been on opposites sides of the ring battling it out on several different occasions here in GLWF in the past... but thats just it... those were in the past.  That was the old Alex Shelley and this is the new Alex Shelley.  Smith thinks about it for a second and finally, hesitantly shakes Shelley's hand and tells him that they've got a deal, he'll be in Alex Shelley's corner to make sure that Shelley gets the fair match against Aries that he didn't 5 weeks ago.

Main Event for the Great Lakes Tag Team titles: The Destruction Crew ("Bulldozer" Bobby Lashley & Tank Toland) vs. Los Corazones Negros (Hector Garza & Mistico) (c)

This was the Destruction Crew's big chance to regain the Great Lakes Tag Team titles.  They lost by a clean pinfall to Los Corazones Negros two weeks ago, you can't argue with that.  They pinned Lashley 1, 2, 3 after debuting their tandem finisher, El Rana del Diablo.  Lashley and Toland started off with some no non-sense offense, making sure to keep Garza & Mistico on their feet where much of their unorthodox offense is lost.  The fans were solidly behind the Destruction Crew who were all business.  Garza & Mistico had to result to a few classic underhanded tag team tactics to keep from losing the gold.  Once they got on a roll with their high risk moves though Toland and Lashley couldn't seem to get their bearing back.  They knocked Lashley off the apron with a double dropkick which sent him crashing to the floor.  Garza hit Toland with a facebuster and got him up on his shoulders.  Mistico off the top rope... EL RANA DEL DIABLO!  Mistico pins Toland and Garza flies onto Lashley with a plancha!  1... 2... 3!  Los Corazones Negros make their first defense of the Great Lakes Tag Team titles!

[Main Event]:
Los Corazones Negros (Hector Garza and Mistico) defeated The Destruction Crew (Bobby Lashley and Tank Toland) when Mistico pinned Tank after El Rana del Diablo in 0:13:07.
Rating: ***
(Los Corazones Negros retained the Great Lakes Tag Team titles.)

What a night it was here in K-Zoo and next week promises to be just as exciting!  Mr. Kennedy will team with with Delirious to take on Ron Killings and Josh Abercrombie, Gunner Scott and Nigel McGuinness with face off once more to try and settle things for sure, and in the main event it'll be Austin Aries defending his GLWF Television title against Alex Shelley who will have Harry Smith in his corner to try and help insure that the Age of Shane keep their noses out of the match.  Plus we'll here from Michael Shane and Jim Cornette will continue his investigation of the Raven incident!  See you next week for more GLWF Action TV!
CarlzillaPosted on 08/03/06 at 11:31:24

Delirious is currently one of my favorites, it'll be interesting to see what you do with him here.

Abercrombie keeps on getting beat...what's up with that?
rey619Posted on 08/03/06 at 13:03:49

On 08/03/06 at 11:31:24, Carlzilla wrote:Abercrombie keeps on getting beat...what's up with that?
My thoughts excatly...
americamamushiPosted on 08/03/06 at 19:19:41

On 08/03/06 at 11:31:24, Carlzilla wrote:Abercrombie keeps on getting beat...what's up with that?
He just makes easy fodder for me.  He ended up falling into that roll early on and it just ended up suiting him well enough for me that he ended up staying there.  Sorry guys  ;D
Snabbit888Posted on 08/03/06 at 21:39:10

That, and he's not a developmental guy, so you're goddamn right he's fodder! :)
rey619Posted on 08/03/06 at 21:46:51

... but he has a funny moustache..
Snabbit888Posted on 08/03/06 at 21:49:50

True.  But worry not.  The Rollie Fingers/Tom Selleck/Hitler stable makes their debut soon, so you'll get all the goofy ass mustache action you can stand. :)
americamamushiPosted on 08/03/06 at 22:55:30

On 08/03/06 at 21:49:50, Snabbit888 wrote:True. But worry not. The Rollie Fingers/Tom Selleck/Hitler stable makes their debut soon, so you'll get all the goofy ass mustache action you can stand. :)
HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT TOM SELLECKS MUSTACHE! :)
CarlzillaPosted on 08/04/06 at 00:05:26

OH NOES, THIS JUST IN!
After an unrelenting attack on Tom Selleck's moustache by Snabbit, the GCW founder, there's dissension brewing in the GCW feeder fed!

I have an unposted Lucha fed where I took a lot of American indy guys and gave them dumb names that I translated into spanish, Josh Abercrombie is El Gran Sleaze...he's awesome!
Snabbit888Posted on 08/04/06 at 00:31:59

Ha ha.  El Gran Sleaze!  That fits him so well.  He's a nice enough guy from the couple times I talked to him.  He just has a dirty mustache. :)
VertigoPosted on 08/04/06 at 00:39:12

He happens to be a very good friend of mine. I'm heading up to the HPW show this weekend and I'm going to call him El Gran Sleeze.
CarlzillaPosted on 08/04/06 at 00:39:58

I've never had any contact with him in person, but from what I've read on his Myspace (ugh...) he seems like a stand up sorta guy who really loves wrestling.

He does however have a very dirty moustache, a moustache so dirty that it's impossible to see past, hence El Gran Sleaze. Even his mask has a dirty moustache.
kurropt_antagonistPosted on 08/04/06 at 01:02:15

I must see this moustache, but I REFUSE to even think about even considering thinking about typing up a "MyShit" address.
CarlzillaPosted on 08/04/06 at 01:34:42



because I can sympathize with the hatred of myspace...
kurropt_antagonistPosted on 08/04/06 at 01:39:23

When did David Arquette grow a mullet?
CarlzillaPosted on 08/04/06 at 01:41:30

I'd like to say I'm sorry to Chris for hijacking your thread...sorry.

Also, I'd like to say that I have read almost every GLWF show even if I don't comment on them all the time. Except for Abercrombie loosing all the damn time, it's a good read. How can you deny that 'stache? Just look at it, it's screaming for victory!
americamamushiPosted on 08/04/06 at 02:52:44

On 08/04/06 at 01:41:30, Carlzilla wrote:I'd like to say I'm sorry to Chris for hijacking your thread...sorry.
Haha, don't worry about it :P

Also, I'd like to say that I have read almost every GLWF show even if I don't comment on them all the time. Except for Abercrombie loosing all the damn time, it's a good read. How can you deny that 'stache? Just look at it, it's screaming for victory!
Thank you for your patronage. Here is the 100% true story of how I can deny that 'stache. See, it all starts in 1979 at a little mustache tournament in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Tom Selleck's mustache went down there to with it's North American mustache title and won a tournament for the South American mustache title, there for unifying them. Tom Selleck's mustache went on to have an illustrious career on the facial hair circuits through the 80s, even beating such mustaches as Burt Reynolds and Freddy Mercury. Even going to far as to compete in mixed tag matches against the famous teaming of Fidel Castro's and Maurice Gibb's beards. After his retirement he opening his own mustache school. One of his student's was Josh Abercrombie's mustache but after it's debut they had a falling out. There was police involvement, legal proceedings, and Tom Selleck's mustache was almost shaven off, but thanks to quick medical care, it was revived back to health and led a normal life while recovering thanks to an eyebrow pencil. Ever since then Josh Abercrombie's mustache has been looked down upon in the facial hair community... umm... also it inapropriately touched Tom Selleck's mustache's daughter. It is a dirty, dirty mustache.

Yes, incase you were wondering... i am indeed retarded. ;D
VertigoPosted on 08/04/06 at 05:02:34

I use to swear up and down that Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Don Frye, and Rick Rude were the same guy.