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ECW on Sci-Fi Network (6/20/2006)

The Bizz 2.0Posted on 06/12/06 at 21:50:44

(ECW INTRO SOUNDS AND WE ARE JOINED BY JOEY STYLES AND TAZ)

Joey Styles- Hello everybody and welcome to ECW on Sci-Fi TV!
Along side with me is my good friend and commentating partner
Taz, with ONE "Z"!

Taz- Your damn right. Last week we saw what happend at the
end of the show, and tonight we will see the match that will
either make or break Angle's start in ECW as a top contender.

Joey Styles- That's gonna be a brutal match. Also, the ECW
TV Title Tournament Qualification Matches will start tonight,
as we will watch Mikey Whipwreck take on Masato Tanaka,
and Aaron Stevens take on Seth Skyfire.

Taz- Yeah, but don't forget about tonight's last qualification
match before the Sandman/Angle deal between Sabu and Da Beast!
It's gonna be interesting to see what Sabu has in store for
Da Beast tonight Joey.

All that and more, tonight!!!
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The Untouchables (Deuce Shade and Dice Domino) defeated:
Matt Cappotelli and Paul Burchill when Deuce pinned M. Cappotelli with the
Deuces Wild in 0:07:28.
Rating: ** 1/4

Match Recap- All four of the young men are straight out of OVW, and want
to break the silence by making a name for themselves. The Untouchables
couldn't have done that any better, by looking like they've been wrestling
in the pro's for years. While Burchill and Cappotelli put up a hell
of a fight, they were obviously no match for The Untouchables.
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CM Punk pinned Al Snow with the Pepsi Plunge in 0:05:38.:
Rating: ***

Match Recap- CM Punk continues to make ECW look good, by demolishing
the long time ECW member Al Snow in a crush match. After the match,
CM Punk once again asked for the microphone.
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CM Punk- Look at this (looks at Snow). Look at who I beat! I just
beat Al Snow, wrestling's funny-man. I just beat ECW's biggest
entertainer. (Boos) Why the hell are you booing me? You choose
to cheer for a guy who walks around the arena with a doll's head,
over a skilled wrestler? Do you fans know what you want? If you
don't want Sports Entertainment, then you better not watch this
crap. Go watch TNA or something. (**** You chant starts) Yeah,
go watch TNA, in the meantime, I'll be here, working my ass of
trying to turn ECW into an actual WRESTLING promotion. No-one
wants to see this hardcore ****. (CROWD POPS) Yeah, exactly---
(OUT FROM NOWHERE COMES TOMMY DREAMER WITH BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS
FIST AND STARTS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF PUNK! Punk tries to fight
back, but the pain is unbearbale and runs out the ring through
the crowd. Dreamer picks up the microphone.)

Tommy Dreamer- Hey Punk! Why don't you show me a couple of your
"straight wrestling" moves, and I'll show you a few of my
"hardcore" moves! Lets see which one gets the job done faster boy!

(Punk looks at Dreamer from the second row of the crowd, and is handed
a microphone. But he doesn't need it as he jumps the barricade and
goes right back inside the ring! Dreamer jumps on him as soon as
he gets into the ring, and Punk rolls out again. This time he walks
away and goes to the entrance, and exits, screen fades.)
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Interview:

[ECW Television Title Tournament Qualifying Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Masato Tanaka pinned Mikey Whipwreck after a German suplex in 0:13:45.
Rating: *** 1/2

Match Recap- Masato Tanaka is the first man to go into the tournament,
and the fight in order to do so was not easy. Mikey Whipwreck
seems to be slipping a little bit in the past two weeks (last week
to Da Beast). We'll see if he can catch himself next week...
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[ECW Television Title Tournament Qualifying Match]:
Aaron Stevens made Seth Skyfire submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:08:06.
Rating: *** 3/4

Match Recap- Two more young breakout stars from OVW make an impact
on the night! Aaron Stevens unleashed hell on Skyfire tonight,
working Seth's knee to oblivion! The whole match, the only moves
that Stevens got off was on the legs of Skyfire, and slapping on
the figure-four-leglock was the final straw, as Skyfire
coudln't take anymore and was forced to tap out. Aaron Stevens
will go on to face Tanaka in the first round of ECW's TV Title
Tournament.
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We see Taz along side with Sandman for a pre-match interview.

Taz- Last week, you completely bitched out the wrestling
machine when you caned him silly, to the point where he
ran away from you, without trying to fight back. Do you
think that tonight, now that you aren't catching him
offguard, that you may have trouble beating him?

Sandman- (pause) No. Last week isn't gonna be any different
from tonight, I won't have any "trouble" beating Kurt Angle,
because like I said last week, he's just another bitch that
is trying to make a name for himself. By the time im done
with him... he's got nothing to worry about.
I'll make him the talk of ECW. (laughs and takes a sip of his bear) Im gonna beat him so bad,
that he's gonnna go crying back to SmackDown, begging to take
him back.
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[ECW Television Title Tournament Qualifying Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Sabu pinned Da Beast with the Triple Jump Moonsault in 0:07:31.
Rating: ** 1/2

Match Recap- Good god almighty, Sabu is back. After taking a nasty
spill at ECW One Night Stand and nearly being paralyzed, he told
ECW Management that he was fine to return, and his return match
was as good as its gonna get. Eventhough it was a back and fourth
struggle between the two, Sabu got the best of Beast. Sabu placed
Beast on a table that was set up in the middle of the ring, and
executed a PICTURE PERFECT Triple Jump Moonsault to pick up the
3rd spot in the tournament. We will find out who his opponent will be next week.
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[ECW World Heavyweight Title #1 Contenders Match]:
Kurt Angle made The Sandman submit to the Ankle Lock in 0:14:15.
Rating: *** 3/4
[Masked Man interfered against The Sandman.]

The Sandman got screwed out of his contendership for the World
Title! This was a nasty brawl, causing both contestants to get busted
open within the first 10 minutes. Sandman whipped out his singapore
cane, but this time, plans backfired as Angle caught the cane in mid-swing
and beat the hell out of Sandman with it! Angle had control of the
match near the end, and executed the Angle Slam. But before he could land it,
Sandman reversed it with a DDT!!! Both men were knocked out, and it was a race
to see who could get up first. Sandman turned over and laid his arm on
top of Kurt's chest, One... Two... Thre--- some masked man comes in from
the crowd with a singapore cane and starts caning Sandman with it!
He completely tears apart Sandman with this cane. He rips Sandman's shirt
off, and starts caning his back. When Kurt gets up, the masked man stops
his attack and hands the cane to Kurt. He proceeds to walk away and sit at
the announcer's seat. Kurt is in shock, and drops the cane. He locks
on the Ankle Lock, and Sandman tapped out. Angle's celebration was
cut short when the masked man started talking on the mic'.

Masked Man- Alright, alright. Hold on. (He whispers in Kurt's ear, and
Kurt walks away from the ring understandingly.) It took me this long
to do it. (chuckles) You see, for almost two years now, I've been
the laughing stock of the locker room. I've been the laughing stock
of the fans, and worst of all, my family. My dream was to become
a professional wrestler, and wrestle with a meaning. All of that
went down the toilet when I was brought into the WWE. It wasn't until
One Night Stand 2 that I realized something. (The masked man unlaces
his mask) I realized something that changed my career. After being
beat, with a singapore cane and BEING EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF 2500
ECW FANS... (he takes the mask off and its EUGENE!!!) I realized
that I'm better than some god damned retard! (HUGE CROWD POP) I'm
better than what WWE made me look! I'm better than Sandman made me
look a week ago! And I'm here in ECW to prove it to all of you.
To prove to all of you that my moveset, doesn't consist of a
stone cold stunner, or the peoples elbow, or picking my *******
nose. I'm here to prove that I'm "Mr. Wrestling", Nick Dinsmore.
(Dinsmore has an evil smile on his face, and drops the microphone.
He spits on Sandman and walks to the back. The screen fades
as the ECW credits show...)
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ECW HEATWAVE 2006

(ECW World Title Match)
-Rob Van Dam (c) vs Kurt Angle

-Semi Finals & Finals of ECW TV Title Tournament

(ECW Tag Team Title Match)
4 Way Dance of this month's best tag teams

***MORE TO COME***
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suicidalbynaturePosted on 06/13/06 at 08:10:34

Awesome way to re-introduce Dinsmore. If the WWECW was smart they would do the same thing as Dinsmore is truly the real deal. I like this alternative ECW, should be interesting to see what direction it takes.
911HijackerDotComPosted on 06/15/06 at 07:02:51

Hey where are your vampires and aliens?    :P
Critic of the DawnPosted on 06/16/06 at 06:11:15

I've got a fever, and the only cure is MORE ZOMBIE!

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
The Bizz 2.0Posted on 06/16/06 at 22:19:20

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BREAKING NEWS
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ECW has contacted, and signed none other than ZOMBIE due to demand from the fans. We are currently working on signing ALIEN too.
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:)