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EJW Sunday Slamsters 01/02/06 It Begins

meetzorakPosted on 06/10/06 at 06:13:51

EJW Sunday Slamasters 01/02/06


PAUL HEYMAN INTRODUECES HIS NEW PROMOTION

Hello ladies and gentle men and welcome to EJW!!!!! So That other guy thought he could crush me and my legacy he wanted me to suckle at his teat and have me watch him destroy my past accomplishments, but he didn't count on my good longtime friend TED TURNER (pop for some reason)  giving me a little loan and even thou he might have the rights to the name of my legacy he doesn't nor will he ever have the sprit of it, In steps EJW you've been with us over the last couple of weeks you'll know who are champs are so let me end this on saying I love all you people you made me and all of us what we are today NOW LETS GET READY FOR EJW!!!!!!!!!!! (The old ECW theme hits and we see clips from the last couple of weeks. Petey Williams hitting the Canadian Destroyer on Brain Kendrick and then holding up the Lightweight Title, Rob Van Dam hitting the Split Legged Moonsault on Jerry Lynn, Justin Credible getting Tazzplexed over the top rope threw a table, Axl Rotten Hitting Viscera with a chair knocking him over the top rope, and a far shot of the TV title battle royal. Strangely Hulk Hogan wasn't shown at all.)

V-Squared vs. Cloudy and Scott Snot
This match was dull all around it started when Snot attacked Venis from behind from there he hit semi exciting high flying moves then tagged out to Cloudy who was met with a vicious spine buster from Val. Val got the tag to big vis and it was as good as over Big Vis hit a nasty power slam followed by a splash and the Sex Drive for the three to end an impressive showing for V-Squared.

V-Squared (Val Venis and Viscera) defeated Cloudy and Scott Snot when Viscera pinned Cloudy with the Sex Drive in 0:06:03. Rating: 1/2*

Light Weight Title Match
Petey Williams vs. "Sick" Nick Mondo

WOW! Everyone was a little iffy about Heyman starting off EJW's Tv debut with it's "secondary" show but with matches like this one the only difference from this Slamasters and Terror is the length. Mondo started off in control as he hit a series of high impact moves finished off by a wicked implant DDT and a 2 and three quarters count. Mondo was obviously frustrated with this close fall and it started to show when he grabbed a steel chair from the crowd and hit another big DDT onto it for another very close fall, then Mondo went to hit a moonsault to be met with nothing but canvas Petey then hit a Exploder suplex for a close call but his anger showed just as much as Mondo's did before him he went for a flying head butt and missed nick went for the chair again but was met with a dropkick to the face instead  then in one of the most sickening moments I've personally ever seen in wrestling history Williams hit his Canadian Destroyer on to the steel chair and picked up the three count.

Petey continued to pound away on Mondo until Rey Misterio ran down and made the save you can only wonder who Williams's next victim will be


Petey Williams pinned Nick Mondo with the Canadian Destroyer in 0:10:27. Rating: ****(Petey Williams retained the EJW Lightweight Title.)

The Sprit Squad vs.  Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Super Crazy, Too Cold Scorpio and Christopher Daniels

This was a show off for all these men Paul London started things off with a dropsault to the face of Mitch then a Shooting Star Press for a close call within the first minute of the match he tagged out to Scorpio who began pounding on all 5 members of the Squad until in no time is was a 10 man brawl in the ring the sprit squad was getting the worse of the tangle so Kenny, Mikey , Mitch, and Nicky rolled outside only to get hit with London, Crazy, Scorpio, and Daniels flying over the top rope simultaneously while Kendrick whipped on Johnny on the inside Kendrick went up top but got hit with a super kick by Nicky who in turn picked up the three count.  

Johnny, Mikey, Mitch, Nicky and Kenny defeated Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Super Crazy, Too Cold Scorpio and Christopher Daniels when Nicky pinned Crazy with the Superkick in 0:13:36. Rating: ** 3/4  

The Sinister Minister and Rhyno cut their promo
EJW look at the best thing to hit wrestling in the last decade we are to make the bigger impact on this POS federation could ever imagine now get out of my face. (Rhyno pushes the camera man and they're on their way.

Rhyno Vs. Vito

Well Rhyno is on a mission and it was clear in this match he wanted it a win he hit a vicious power bomb on Vito followed by the Gore for the 3 he is going to be quite the competitor in this league I'll tell you that much.

Rhyno pinned Vito with the Gore in 0:00:52. Rating: *


TV Title Triangle Match

Masato Tanaka (Champ) vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Little Guido

Tanaka and Tajiri started ths one of with a great set of chain moves but when Masato slap Tajiri it was on Tajiri unleashed hitting kick after kick before Guido snuck in the ring and hit a wicked inverted DDT knocking him out of the ring Masato then caught fire destroying everyone in the ring even accidentally knocking out the ref that's when edge entered and tried to spear the champ to hell but the champ sidestepped and edge hit nothing but rail Tanaka then hit a roaring elbow on Guido and picked up the three count. (Fade to black)

Triangle Match: Masato Tanaka defeated Little Guido and Yoshihiro Tajiri when M. Tanaka pinned L. Guido with the Roaring Elbow in 0:13:14. Rating: ****
(Masato Tanaka retained the EJW TV Title.)

Card rating: ** 3/4
Snabbit888Posted on 06/10/06 at 06:46:56

This may not be something that bothers me, but I have a lot of trouble reading this because there are a lot of errors a simple spell checker would catch.  I want to give this some time, but if I have to translate first, it makes it a bit difficult.

That just may be me though.
meetzorakPosted on 06/10/06 at 07:53:19

spell check is on its way
meetzorakPosted on 06/10/06 at 07:57:45

fixed. sorry, i was in a hurry. ;)