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NAWA Glory 5/6/04

MattHarmsPosted on 12/02/05 at 04:15:32

Tonight: Gold Rush Tournament. New Commissioner. Some other stuff as well. Glory is on...right now.

"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ top plays and out comes the Triumvirate wearing three piece suits to boos from the crowd. Jerry Lynn, Miles Stylish, and the Dark Warrior are looking smug. Last week, Stylish and Lynn defeated the Outsiders in tag team action and at Gold Rush, the Dark Warrior will collide one on one with Kevin Nash. Stylish calls for the microphone.

Stylish: Ladies and Gentlemen, I must welcome you to another night of the federation that Miles Stylish built, the New Age Wrestling Alliance. Because, let's face it, without me, this company would be nothing without a memory. Also, without these two fine gentlemen behind me, this company would be nothing but a memory. You look in the ring and you see greatness. The three men who have carreid this company on their back for the past couple of months and after the Gold Rush Tournament, the NAWA World Title will be coming to the Triumvirate camp. I believe my good friend, Jerry Lynn has something to say.

Lynn takes at the microphone.

Lynn: Thank you, Miles. Now, it seems that the Triumvirate is not getting the respect it deserves. The respect that should be ours by divine right. You got the NAWA International Champion, the NAWA Television Champion, and the greatest orator in wrestling in this ring. However, all I hear about is this new Commissioner who is supposed to keep us in check. Let me level with this new Commissioner. He cannot contain the greatest force in wrestling. I don't care who it is, we will take control of this company. It is our right, it is our destiny. Whomever this commissioner is, he better not cross the Triumvirate or he will be the latest victim of us. Nothing will hold us down, you can be sure of that.

Lynn stops and hands the microphone to the Dark Warrior.

Warrior: The fact that a new figurehead will be making his grand unveiling tonight to attempt to subdue the Triumvirate, is quite fact laughable. We will not be stalled by somebody, attempting to muck with the fates. The Triumvirate is fated to rule this establishment known as the New Age Wrestling Alliance and throughout the stars, it is written that this cosmic event shall alter the course of life events throughout the entire spectrum of the universe that is governed by the concepts of Destrucity. The power of the Warrior and the power of Triumvirate shall rule hand in hand with the power of the Triumvirate and the power of the Warrior and all will be governed throughout the spetrum of extistance. All Destrucity will be finalized and all the world will be spiraled into a fate of doom and dispair which will cause the end of the civilization to face off the cosmic events govererned with the rights. All will seek the wisdom in this oratory process but few will find it, due the lack of understand of the cosmic and intergalatic flux throughout the universe that all the life will be undisputed to be the greatest undisputed forced that will be the plane of extistance fighting for all the fates into the field of destrucity that shall fry all thought the entire end of it all and the world that shall be something that has never been experienced in the multitude waves of the sophisticated concept of Destrucity.

The Dark Warrior puts down the microphone as Stylish and Lynn exchanges a befuddled look behind his back before Stylish recovers and grabs the microphone.

Stylish: That was...inspiring, Dark Warrior. Your words of wisdom are very valuable and apperciated by all. So on the subject of the New Commissioner. Whoever you are, I want you to show your face right now, right here. Step into the Triumvirate's arena and face the music. We are not leaving, until you show up. I don't care if it takes all night. Come out and show yourself to the greatest force in wrestling, the Triumvirate.

Stylish pauses for about a minute but no one comes out. Stylish goes to say something but "Natural Born Killerz" by Dr.Dre plays and the crowd explodes into cheers, knowing who that is. Indeed, the legendary former three time NAWA Xtreme Champion New Jack comes out, dressed in a very ratty three piece suit with a red stain on it that we won't speculate what it may be. The crowd cheers, as New Jack has returned to the New Age Wrestling Alliance, after a long absense but the music gets cut off as Stylish has something to say.

Stylish: I thought I said that the New Commissioner was going to come out here, not some never-was street punk who isn't even fit to polish my boots.

New Jack has a microphone.

New Jack: Shut yo mouth, cracka. Let me tell you something, I have been called back to this company to do a job and that job is very simple. I have been named the brand new NAWA Commissioner, because, I am the only person crazy enough to take this fool job. It seems that a bunch of punk ass, white bread crackas seem to think this is there company to run roughshot over. Well, let me tell you something, punks. My name is New Jack. All you fuckin' punks are going to learn the meaning of how my word is fuckin' law. No one ain't gonna stand in my way of dealing the best wrestling that the New Age Wrestling Alliance fans have been known to expect, and I am going to add some checks and balances to make sure all bouts are a one on one fight to the finish, without anybody attempting to screw with the fuckin' odds by sticking their fool noses where it ain't gonna belong.

Jerry Lynn grabs the microphone.

Lynn: Who the hell do you think you are, to tell the Triumvirate what to do? We are the ultimate force in wrestling and we won't take orders from a third rate wrestler, who doesn't know a wristlock from a wristlock. I have half the mind to come up there and show you why I am considered the most dangerous man in the NAWA, but I decide that it would be like taking candy from a dead baby, so consider yourself lucky, Jack.

New Jack: You know what, Jerry Lynn. You want to question my authority. No, that's ain't how we play dis game. That is not the way my run as Commissioner will run. In fact, I believe that the fans would like to see a Television Title defense tonight, since you seem to be in a fighting mood. So you will defend the belt against Rapmaster Killings tonight and I hope the Rapmaster fucks up your punk ass. That is my word, and I have spoken and that goes for anyone. If you cross my authority, you will face consequences.

New Jack walks off as the Triumvirate fumes in the ring. It will be Jerry Lynn against Rapmaster Killings for the NAWA Television Title.

[commercial]

"Higher" by Creed plays and it is time for the qualifying round of the Gold Rush Tournament. Simon Diamond comes out to the ring. Simon has a big chance tonight, if he can advance past the first round of the Gold Rush Tournament. Simon steps into the ring.

"Phenominal" plays and the crowd explodes into cheers as AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring. AJ Styles steps into the ring and stares down Simon before the bell rings, kicking this match off.

Gold Rush Tournament Qualifying Round:
Simon Diamond vs AJ Styles

Lock up to start and AJ Styles grabs a headlock but Simon shoves him off and knocks down Styles with a shoulderblock. Styles leaps up and batters some chops into the chest of Simon. Irish whip into the ropes and flipping dropkick brings Simon Diamond down. AJ Styles lifts up Simon and elbow driven down across the back of the head. Armwringer and leg placed across the back of the head before flipping up and grasping Simon around the arm. Arm drag sends Simon to the canvas. AJ Styles fires a knee to the midsection. AJ Styles whips Simon into the corner and rushes him but Simon gets the knee up. Simon pounds away at Styles and irish whip, sending him backfirst into the corner. Styles clutches the back, as the announcers talk about how Styles was kept out for a month due to a back injury. Simon pounds away at the back and sets up Styles before bring him down with a backbreaker. Simon rolls over Styles and covers him hooking the leg, scoring a two count.

Simon lifts up Styles and knee to the face. Irish whip and Simon brings down Styles with a back elbow smash. Simon rolls over Styles and knee driven down across the back. Simon lifts up Styles and pounds away on the back. Simon scoops up Styles and backbreaker brings him down. Simon steps to the outside and goes up top. Styles is up and Simon comes down with a double axe handle onto Styles. Cover hooking the leg but Styles manages to kick out. Simon lifts up Styles and punche. Irish whip into the ropes and kick to the midsection. Gutwrench hook and gutwrench suplex snaps AJ Styles spine first into the canvas. Cover hooking the leg but only a two and a half count. Simon lifts up Styles and puts him on his shoulders before taking a step forward and FIREMAN'S CARRY INTO AN ACE CRUSHER DRIVES STYLES DOWN. Cover and two and a half count once again before Styles brings the shoulder off the canvas.

Simon pounds away at a fallen Styles before lifting him up. Irish whip into the corner and Styles cringes as he hits. Simon rushes in but Styles moves and Simon connects with the corner. Styles batters Simon with punches and whip into the ropes. Leaping enzuigiri kick to the back of the head knocks Simon for a loop and Styles rolls Simon over, making the cover and hooking the leg. Two count only. Styles lifts up Simon and forearm to the head. Irish whip into the ropes and Styles ducks the head but Simon makes him pay for that by ramming an elbow to the side of the head. Simon hooks Styles and takes him over with a snap suplex. Simon hangs and another snap suplex. Simon hangs on and hoists up Styles before bringing him down to the canvas with a split legged gourdbuster. Simon rolls over Styles, making the cover and hooking the leg before scoring a two and three fourths count.

Simon lifts up Styles and punches away before lifting him into the ropes. Attempted Superkick is ducked and Styles leaps to the second rope. STYLIN' DDT BRINGS SIMON DOWN. AJ Styles lifts up Simon and hooks him before hoisting him up. STYLES CLASH SENDS SIMON CRASHING DOWN. Styles rolls him over into a pinning predicament and scores the pin, to qualify for the Gold Rush Tournament.

[Gold Rush Tournament]:
AJ Styles pinned Simon Diamond with the Styles Clash in 0:08:20.
Rating: *** 3/4

AJ Styles has scored the win, putting Simon Diamond down. AJ Styles has become the third man to qualify for this years tournament and later tonight, we will find out whom his opponent is going to be.

Backstage:

Christopher Daniels is standing backstage when Teddy Hart and the Hart Foundation the Next Generation come up to him. Teddy Hart is wearing a three piece suit with sunglasses and the Cruiserweight Title Belt over his shoulder.

Daniels: What do you want, Hart?

Teddy Hart: Relax, CD. I am here for a business proposition. As you know, I have been having problems with Tony Mamaluke. It seems like that little punk has been petioning to the Board of Directors for a Cruiserweight Title Shot against me, as compesation for alledged damages that I forced upon him when I cost him the NAWA World Title against Waterhead at Wildfire. So, I am asking for you to take care of the problem for me and I will make it worth your while.

Daniels: I already have a match, Hart, so...

Teddy Hart: As much as you could hurt Mamaluke, I wanted to buy the services of your tool, your personal monster. You know, Sacrifice. I feel that he should be able to put Mamaluke on the shelf for quite some time should that match take place.

Daniels: Fine, but I don't run a charity. To play, you must pay, Teddy Hart. I want two million dollars, no less.

Teddy Hart: Done. I look forward to seeing Mamaluke getting demolished and left in a pool of his own blood tonight.

Teddy Hart tosses the briefcase to Daniels, who opens it to reveal stacks and stacks of hundred dollar bills.

Teddy Hart: There should be at least five million dollars in there. At little extra incentive to really pound it in to Tony Mamaluke later tonight.

Daniels nods before speaking.

Daniels: You know what, this may be the start of a mutually benefical partnership between the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation and the Archangels of Anarchy. The nine of us, we could take anyone out if we pool our resources. Now if you excuse me, I have a match tonight. I will make sure that Sacrifice vs Tony Mamaluke match is made for tonight.

[commercial]

Alex Shelley makes his way down to the ring for this next match. Alex Shelley has been in the NAWA for a few months and tonight, on Glory, he has his biggest match to date against Christopher Daniels. Shelley steps into the ring, looking ready for action.

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and the crowd explodes into boos as Christopher Daniels makes his way down to the ring. Daniels has a hooded robe on, looking very demonic tonight. He takes the hood down before removing his robe and entering the ring. Daniels stares down Alex Shelley with a dark expression on his face before the bell rings, kicking off this match.

Alex Shelley vs Christopher Daniels

Lock up to start and Shelley clinches on an armwringer. Shelley wrings out the arm and rams an elbow down across it. Shelley flips Daniels down to the canvas and applies an arm grapevine which Daniels quickly avoids and gets into the ropes. Shelley lifts up Daniels and European uppercut. Another european uppercut. Shelley whips Daniels into the ropes and leaps at him. Running kneelift to the chest knocks Christopher Daniels. Shelley lifts up Daniels and double underhook. Double underhook suplex brings Daniels onto his back before Shelley lifts him up and knee driven down across the chest. Shelley rolls Daniels over and elbow driven down across the back of the head. Shelley lifts up Daniels and chop across the chest. Another chop across the chest. Shelley whips Daniels in and goes for a clothesline but Daniels ducks and spins Shelley around, jabbing him in the throat.

Alex Shelley is doubled over, clutching his throat in pain. Daniels backs off and swinging neckbreaker brings Shelley down. Daniels lifts up Shelley and jab to the chest. Another jab staggers Shelley and irish whip into the ropes. Spinning leg lariat brings Alex Shelley down and Daniels pulls him up by the hair. Uppercut to the chin and Daniels sets up Shelley. Hoisted up and brought down with a brain buster. Daniels steps to the outside. Daniels slingshots in and comes down across the chest of Alex Shelley with a legdrop. Daniels covers hooking the leg but only scores a two count. Daniels lifts up Shelley and batters him with punches before whipping him into the ropes and knocking him to his back with a leaping clothesline. Daniels lifts up Shelley and goes for a spin kick but Shelley ducks underneath it. Waistlock grabbed and GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE DUMPING DANIELS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.

Shelley lifts up Daniels and batters him with a pair of European Uppercuts. Irish whip sends Daniels careening into the corner. Shelley rams his shoulder into the midsection of Daniels before hooking him. Northern Lights Suplex snaps Daniels into a pinning predicament. Daniels manages to roll the shoulder at two and a half. Shelley scrapes his boots into the face of Daniels before battering him with a forearm across the chest. Shelley hooks Daniels and belly to back suplex. Shelley covers once again but only another two count. Series of stomps before pulling Daniels up and then some chops. Knee to the midsection and hook for the Shell Shock but DANIELS JABS SHELLEY IN THE THROAT. Shelley is doubled over and Daniels hooks Shelley in a double underhook. Angel's Wings brings Alex Shelley down into the canvas. Daniels rolls over Alex Shelley to score the pin.

Christopher Daniels pinned Alex Shelley with the Angel's Wings in 0:07:20.
Rating: *** 1/2

Christopher Daniels pulls himself up, with the win. We have to get backstage where Dan Marion is standing by with the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Teddy Hart.

Backstage:

Dan Marion: Greetings. This is NAWA Investigative report/Internet columnist. If I was a shameless shill, I would hype my new column, the Marion Meltdown, avaiable on the NAWA website but I am above such things so let me introduce you to my guest at this time, the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Teddy Hart. Mr. Hart, last week, you revealed yourself to be the man who attempted to do the world a service and run Ron Waterman down with a car. Now, you have given Waterman an ultimatium tonight. You have demanded that you get your rightful title shot at the NAWA World Title. Perhaps you should tell some of our slower viewers why you are going after Ron Waterman. I know obviously but enlighten the mindless drones.

Teddy Hart: Indeed, Mr. Marion, I believe that a full explaination to the peons in the crowd would be worth it. After all, they need to see my full greatness. Anyway, last week, I revealed to the world that I ran our paper champion over with a car. I felt that I did a great service to the NAWA fans, by attempting to prevent the last of the ape people, Ron Waterhead from dragging his knuckles through another title defense against inferior competition. He hasn't been challenged by anything quite like me. I am going to be his worst nightmare, as I know the key to beat him. I have figured it out through extensive tape study and I will end his undefeated streak, you may take this down as gospel. It is very simple, it is strange that no one has figured out but yet, considering the average intellect of the non-Teddy Hart wrestlers in this company, that could be expected. Waterhead, or whatever the hell your name is, because obviously I don't care, as you will end up as another statistic in my storied wrestling career. Kid you've had a good, eighteen month undefeated run and scored many victories, over obviously hand picked competition. You see, the suckers in a crowd like a hero, someone that is on their level of intelligence, but really they subconciously want someone superior as their champion, to look down upon them like a king. That is exactly what will happen once I get my rightful title shot. Waterhead you will be going down, and the crowd will bow before the prodigy of the Hart family, the man who will restore the greatness to this great wrestling dynasty, after certain members have bitterly spent the last eight years whining about being screwed. I will soon stand before you as the new NAWA World Champion and unlike certain wrestlers, such as Miles Stylish, I will actually live up to my hype and not choke on my title shot, as the greatest sports entertainer ever to grace the world of my wrestler. It is in my blood, I cannot fail. Now if you excuse me, I have a match to prepare for.

Teddy Hart walks out as Dan Marion gets the microphone.

Marion: Thank you for that Teddy Hart. Don't forget, read the Marion Meltdown. We will be right back.

[commercial]

Gold Rush Tournament time as "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top plays and out comes the International Champion Miles Stylish to boos. Stylish makes his way to the ring, stepping into the ring. He calls for the microphone.

Miles Stylish: I am normally in a good mood and as the greatest wrestler in the entire world of wrestling today, I have every right to be but right now I am a little miffed. Earlier tonight, we have a new Commissioner, who is obviously biased against the Triumvirate. Matt Harms did this on purpose, just because I injured his so called drawing card Harry Harris, he has to put someone in that is predisposed against the Triumvirate, and would rather whack someone in the face with a trash can then listen to logical reasoning. The second thing and this really amuses me on one level but really ticks me off on a whole other level, due to certain wrestlers not knowing their place in this compan. I am referring to that little twerp that I just want to smack around because he annoys me. That would be Teddy Hart. Let's face it, you may be a good wrestler but to say that you are even on the level where you can even look at the NAWA World Title makes me sick to my stomach. You couldn't get a shot at the title so you ran over a guy with a car and pretty much forced Waterman's hand to give you a title shot. I must admit, I wouldn't have expected you to have the guts to anger Waterman but you may yet have a back bone. However, declaring yourself the greatest wrestler in the world, when I am standing before you.

Stylish pauses for a minute, obviously getting agitated.

Stylish: Look Hart, you are not the greatest wrestler in the world. You may be top twenty, barely. The fact that you have your three buddies interfere every time you wrestle, does not make you a good wrestler. I may be known to run my mouth but I get the job done more often then not, without any interference. I am going to level with you, Teddy and I am going to say this. You violated the pecking order. There is an unwritten agreement that you have to pay your dues but you think because of your last name, you can leapfrog over everyone and get any match you want. I believe I have said what needs to be said, so get my opponent out and I am going to win this Gold Rush Tournament and I am going to prove that I can do it on my own merits.

Stylish drops the microphone as "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays and out comes the Gambler to a pop from the crowd. The Gambler enters the ring and the bell rings kicking off this Gold Rush Qualifier.

Gold Rush Qualifier:
Miles Stylish vs the Gambler

The Gambler gets in some punches earlier before whipping Stylish off the ropes and taking him down with a clothesline. The Gambler lifts up Stylish and knee to the midsection. The Gambler rams an elbow to the side of the head and trips him up before rocking back and catapault sends Stylish into the corner. The Gambler fires a kick to the back and puts Stylish onto his shoulders. Airplane Spin is blocked after two rotations and Stylish counters with a spinning DDT. Stylish works over the Gambler with some stomps before delivering a handstand kneedrop for a two count. Stylish pounds the Gambler with punches and chops. Swinging Suplex scores a two count and Stylish pounds away at the Gambler in the corner before whipping him in. Spinning Headscissors takes the Gambler down and Stylish scores another two count.

Stylish lifts up the Gambler and pounds the back before sending the Gambler into the corner. Chops before Stylish climbs up and ten count punches. Corner Rana is blocked and Stylish is flipped to his feet, which the Gambler takes Stylish down with a Lex Luger style running elbow smash. Gambler covers Stylish and two count. Gambler lifts up Stylish and hammers him before flipping Stylish over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Knee and set up. Suplex brings Stylish back into the ring. Gambler covers for two. Kneedrop and stomps before the Gambler goes to the top rope. Leap off as Stylish is up but Stylish ducks the roulette spin and the Gambler crashes hard to the canvas. The Gambler staggers up, right into a Fireman's carry and Las Vegas Trauma sends the Gambler crashing down. Stylish makes the cover hooking the leg and advances into the Gold Rush Tournament with the pin.

[Gold Rush Tournament]:
Miles Stylish pinned The Gambler with the Las Vegas Trauma in 0:06:08.
Rating: ** 1/2

Miles Stylish scores the win, advancing to face AJ Styles in the Quarterfinals of the Gold Rush Tournament at Gold Rush. We understand that their is something going on down in the Commissioner's office.

In the Commissioner's Office:

We cut to the Commissioner's office which is really a section of the backstage area roped in with police barricades and police tape with a fake wall with graffitti on it, an old wooden door on two saw horses acting as a desk, a chalk outline on the floor, and an overturned trash can acting as a chair. New Jack is sitting on the trash can, tying barbed wire around a pencil when Ron Waterman steps over the police tape and gets in New Jack's face.

Jack: Woah, dawg, back up there for a minute. You are getting in my airspace and that ain't being cool.

Waterman backs off.

Jack: Now what is the pleasure of this visit, as I thought you didn't have a match tonight and thus had no reason to be here. Now...

Waterman: Where is Hart!!!!

Jack: Teddy Hart. He is going out for a match right about now. Him and Jack Evans is taking care of some bidness with Chris Sabin and Matt Bentley.

Waterman: Good, he's a dead man.

Jack: Woah, hold on a minute. Now I enjoy a good justifiable homicide as much as the next guy but as the commissioner I have certain standards I need to uphold and the rules must be enforced to make a level playing field. True, that fool ran you over in a car but that was before my time and thus out of my hands. So, let me level with you Waterman. If you attempt to disrupt that match in any way, as I told the Triumvirate earlier, there will be consequences being laid down. You don't want to try me, Waterman, so don't do something that you might regret.

Waterman gives New Jack a look before walking off. With that we fade to a

[commercial]

We are back and it is time for some tag team action. "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and the crowd boos as the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Teddy Hart and Jack Evans come down to the ring for this tag team match. It appears that Ron Waterman wants to get his hands around Teddy Hart's neck and wring it but New Jack told Waterman that there will be consequences if he defys Jack's orders about interfering with this match. Teddy Hart refuses to remove the Cruiserweight Title.

Backstage:

Matt Bentley, Chris Sabin, and Vince Russo are walking towards the ring but WATERMAN ATTACKS THEM! Waterman pounds away at Bentley and scoops him up before throwing him into the wall with a vicious fallaway slam. Sabin leaps on Waterman's back but Waterman flips Sabin onto a backstage table. Russo pounds Waterman with punches from behind but Waterman grabs Russo by the throat and hoists him up before throwing him down to the floor.

We cut back to the arena as Teddy Hart looks on in fear as "The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays and out comes the NAWA World Champion. Waterman makes his way down to the ring and Teddy Hart stands, looking paralyzed with fear. Waterman walks into the ring, stepping over the top rope. Teddy Hart looks at Waterman and looks at Jack Evans and SHOVES JACK EVANS INTO THE CLUTCHES OF RON WATERMAN. Waterman beats the ever living crap out of Jack Evans as Teddy Hart jumps over the top rope and high tails it to the back. Waterman has Evans set up and huge power bomb lays waste to Evans. Waterman turns around but Teddy Hart is gone so Waterman lifts up Evans and gives him another power bomb out of frustration for not getting his hands on Teddy Hart.

We cut out and we are airing another vignette. We are back to medeval England as the two guards are taking Johnny Excalbur to be executed due to crimes of treason. Excalibur looks defeated, despite the fact that he attempted to make a good go at escaping last time we saw.

Guard: Hark, we have got you now, you rogue villianous knight. Your treachery shalt not go unpunished. You will be taken out to the town to get stoned and not in the good manner, I can assure you that.

The guards keep walking for a little bit but all of a sudden, a vortex of light appears in the sky.

Guard #2: Halt. What strange rogue goes there. No doubt to help assist this knave in escaping our watch.

The vortex eventually spits out the form of Hi Tech.

Guard #1: What manner of creature shall this be. He appears to be a demon of some sort. No matter, no demon should be not a problem for the two best guards in merry England.

The guards withdraw their swords, forgetting about Johnny Excalibur. Excalibur, escapes again. They swing the swords but Hi Tech ducks and both the guards oafishly hit each other. Hi Tech has one of the guards and huge spinebuster brings him down. Hi Tech backs off and rushes at another guard, hitting him with a clothesline. Hi Tech picks up the guard and applies a sleeperhold on it. The guard passes out due to the flow of the blood passing to his brain. Hi Tech then advances on Johnny Excalibur who got only twelve feet due to the impendment of having his ankles shackled together.

Excalibur: I say, I have never seen anyone like you. You must be something wicked to take out those guards like that. I say, we must escape this wretched place. Those bloody buggers will be up from their little nap soon. But how shall we escape this location.

Hi Tech points the the swirling vortex, which is slowly closing.

Excalibur: Alas, I do say. That light sounds like a promising escape route and it shalt most certainly be better than where we are right now. Let us move forward, lest we get captured when these two bloody oafs awaken. Come on, let us move on.

Excalibur leaps into the vortex with Hi Tech slowly following. The vortex seals shut behind them. With that we fade out to a

[commercial]

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Armageddon along with the Chosen One, Destruction, and Sacrifice of the Archangels of Anarchy. This does not bode well for Raven as he is about to defend the Xtreme Title against Armageddon right about now. He has to deal with four fifths of the Archangels of Anarchy tonight.

"Caw, Caw, Caw"

"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring plays and out comes Raven with a shopping cart full of weapons. Raven appears to have a pair of trash cans, a few cookie sheets, a kendo stick, a couple of chairs, an extension cord, and an alarm clock in his shopping cart. Raven rushes the shopping cart down to the ring and RUNS OVER SACRIFICE WITH THE SHOPPING CART. Sacrifice is trapped underneath the overturned shopping cart as ARMAGEDDON DIVES OUT OF THE RING WITH A LEG LARIAT INTO RAVEN! The bell rings, kicking off this Xtreme Title Match.

NAWA Xtreme Title Match:
Armageddon(w/Destruction, the Chosen One, and Sacrifice) vs Raven(c)

Armageddon, Chosen One, and Destruction triple team Raven on the floor as Sacrifice angrily tosses the shopping cart off of his body, sending half of the plundah flying into the ring. Sacrifice lifts the shopping cart over his head and BRINGS IT DOWN INTO THE HEAD OF RAVEN. Sacrifice chokes Raven while Armageddon reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a table. Armageddon and Destruction set the table up as the Chosen One has a chair and SHOT TO THE BACK OF RAVEN. Raven is plopped, prone on the table as the Chosen One jabs the chair into his chest. Sacrifice holds the legs of Raven as Destruction climbs to the top rope. Destruction leaps off as RAVEN KICKS SACRIFICE INTO THE GUARDRAIL AND ROLLS OFF THE TABLE. Destruction puts himself through the table and Raven has a trash can now and HE DENTS THE TRASH CAN OVER THE HEAD OF THE CHOSEN ONE. That is before he gets kicked into the face by Sacrifice.

Sacrifice grabs Raven and batters him as Armageddon climbs into the ring. Sacrifice presses Raven over his head and tosses Raven into the ring. Armageddon picks up a trash can lid and smacks Raven in the face with it a couple of times as Raven is on his knees. Armageddon measures Raven and goes for a roundhouse kick but Raven ducks and CLOTHESLINES ARMAGEDDON DOWN. Sacrifice steps into the ring but RAVEN DROPKICKS THE TOP ROPE CAUSING SACRIFICE TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND TUMBLE TO THE FLOOR. Raven picks up the chair and SHOT TO THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON! Armageddon is doubled over and Raven grabs Armageddon around the head, BEFORE BRINGING HIM DOWN WITH THE EVENFLOW DDT. Raven covers and scores the pin to retain the title! Raven has outsmarted most of the Archangels of Anarchy!

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Raven pinned Armageddon with the Raven Effect in 0:04:56.
Rating: *
(Raven retained the NAWA Xtreme Title.)

And now Raven is going to pay for it as Sacrifice is back into the ring and CLOTHESLINE CLUBS RAVEN FROM BEHIND. Sacrifice pounds away on Raven as Destruction and the Chosen One join the fun but the crowd boos as Christopher Daniels casually walks down to the ring. Daniels orders a choke slam for Raven which Sacrifice does. Daniels lifts up Raven and punches away at him before tossing him to Sacrifice. Another choke slam. Raven is getting destroyed by the Archangels as Armageddon is up and he joins the fun, making it five on one but the crowd is excited about something. IT'S THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! Ron Waterman is running down to the ring. Destruction and Armageddon get ran over by the champion. Waterman sends the Chosen One flying with some punches as Daniels measures Waterman with a kick but Waterman flips the Fallen Angel over and TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A LARIAT!

Then Waterman turns around and stares Sacrifice in the eyes. The crowd is really excited about this one. These two titans are about to rumble but TEDDY HART IS IN THE RING AND HE CHAIRS WATERMAN FROM BEHIND! Where the hell did that little rat come from? Waterman drops to his knees and Teddy Hart calls in more help, in the former of Petey Williams and Johnny Devine. Jack Evans, is of course, out of the picture due to Teddy Hart shoving Jack Evans into a pissed off Waterman. Devine and Petey Williams join in the Triple Teaming of Waterman and the Archangels slowly get up to join in, leaving it to be an eight on one beatdown. Waterman cannot defend himself due to the sheer numbers. The numbers are catching up to the World Champion! Teddy Hart has the handcuffs out again and he is handcuffing Waterman to the top rope. Teddy Hart drives an elbow into the side of the head of Waterman before grabbing a microphone.

Teddy Hart: See this. Once again, your champion helpless, thanks to an ingenius plot of the greatest member of the Hart Wrestling Family. I suckered you in again, Waterhead. The third time you have been left helpless due to the fact. When will you learn...

WATERMAN'S FREE HAND GRABS TEDDY HART BY THE THROAT, ATTEMPTING TO STRANGLE HIM! Waterman has his hands on Teddy Hart for a brief second before the combinded forces of the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation and the Archangels of Anarchy beat down Waterman some more. Raven gets up and attempts to make the save but Sacrifice kicks Raven in the face and hoists him up. THE RECKONING BRINGS RAVEN DOWN. Teddy Hart spits in the face of the half dead Waterman. Teddy Hart is living dangerously if he continues to piss off Ron Waterman like this but nevertheless, the numbers game does the NAWA World Champion in again. We will be right back.

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"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees plays and out comes a very grim looking Tony Mamaluke. He may have been sentenced to die as he faces off against the monster of the Archangels of Anarchy, Sacrifice. Mamaluke still has that cast on his arm. Mamaluke steps into the ring, with sweat dripping down from his forehead but he gives his head a shake, as if gearing himself up to do what he must to survive this match.

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Sacrifice along with Christopher Daniels. Daniels gives Sacrifice some instructions as the big man shows no emotion. This may be an uphill battle for Tony Mamaluke. Mamaluke is standing on the top rope and HE CATCHES SACRIFICE WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK AS HE ENTERS THE RING.

Sacrifice(w/Christopher Daniels) vs Tony Mamaluke

Sacrifice remains on his feet and Mamaluke winds up before blasting Sacrifice with a few punches. Mamaluke backs off and clothesline to the chest. Sacrifice grabs Mamaluke by the throat but Mamaluke counters with some kicks to the misection. Mamaluke leaps to the second rope and knee driven into the back of the head. Sacrifice staggers back and Mamaluke catches Sacrifice in the chest with an European Uppercut. Mamaluke backs off and dropkick but Sacrifice remains on his feet. Mamaluke rushes Sacrifice but gets an elbow to the face. Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and pounds away at his back before hoisting up Mamaluke and nearly smashing him into the canvas with a vicious side slam. Sacrifice measures Mamaluke and an elbow drop. Another pair of elbow drops.

Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and presses him over his head before throwing him over the top rope. MAMALUKE COLLIDES HEADFIRST INTO THE RAILING! Mamaluke is hurt and Sacrifice steps over the top rope. Sacrifice kicks Mamaluke as Daniels as the referee distracted. Sacrifice brings up Mamaluke in a bearhug and runs forward, BEFORE SENDING MAMALUKE CRASH SPINE FIRST INTO THE STEPS. Sacrifice backs off and another spine crusher. Mamaluke falls to his knees, clutching his back as Sacrifice picks up the top half of the steel ring steps and shoulders them before rushing Mamaluke. SACRIFICE STRIKES MAMALUKE IN THE FACE WITH THEM. Mamaluke falls back, clutching his nose. Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and shoves him into the ring apron before striking him in the midsection a couple of times with his knee before scooping up Mamaluke and rolling him back into the ring.

Sacrifice enters the ring and beats on the half beaten form of Mamaluke before whipping him into the ropes. HUGE YAKUZA KICK NEARLY DECAPITATES MAMALUKE. Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and forearms to the back before lifting up Mamaluke and tossing him into the corner. Sacrifice knees Mamaluke in the ribs before choking him in the corner and bringing him to the top rope. Sacrifice pounds away on Mamaluke and climbs up with him. Sacrifice is standing on the middle rope and Mamaluke on the top rope but Sacrifice still has to reach down. HUGE SUPERPLEX BRINGS MAMALUKE OFF THE ROPES. Sacrifice is going to go for the cover but Daniels shakes his head no and yells to give Mamaluke a power bomb. Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and standing headscissors. Hoisted up but MAMALUKE BEAMS SACRIFICE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CAST. Pinning Predicament barely keeps Sacrifice down for a one count.

Sacrifice catches Mamaluke with a clothesline from behind and Sacrifice sets up Mamaluke and headbutts him. Gutwrench into a huge suplex. That cast shot had little or no effect and Daniels looks pleased. Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and Gorilla Press set up. SACRIFICE DRIVES MAMALUKE DOWN WITH A GORILLA PRESS INTO A POWERSLAM! MAmaluke has to be dead! Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke and by the throat. Hoisted up and CHOKE SLAM! Mamaluke's spine impacted into the canvas. Mamaluke's back may have been broken due to that move from Sacrifice. Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke on the orders of Daniels and he sets him up. ANOTHER CHOKE SLAM! Mamaluke isn't even in this one anymore, Sacrifice might as well be beating up a corpse. Daniels orders Sacrifice to give Mamaluke some more. THIS IS INSANE! Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke by the throat and A THIRD CHOKE SLAM! Come on already, Daniels, call him off! Daniels yells one more and Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke by the throat. Mamaluke's legs are hanging limply, with his head bobbing side to the side. Hoisted up and A FOURTH CHOKE SLAM PLANTS MAMALUKE FIRMLY INTO THE CANVAS. Mamaluke's eyes are nearly rolled up into the back of his head and Sacrifice makes a merciful cover, on the orders of Daniels, to score the pin.

Sacrifice pinned Tony Mamaluke after a choke slam in 0:08:19.
Rating: *** 1/4

Sacrifice lifts up Mamaluke on the orders of Daniels. The match may be over but not the beating. Sacrifice has Mamaluke up for the Reckoning but RAVEN SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH A SHOVEL IN HIS HAND! Raven is back out for some retribution on the Archangels. RAVEN HITS SACRIFICE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! Raven has just broke that shovel over the head of Sacrifice and Sacrifice drops to one knee. That was a sick shot but Sacrifice is getting up as Raven leaves through the crowd. Daniels yells for Raven's head as Raven taunts both Daniels and Sacrifice in the crucifix position.

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"In the End" by Linkin Park plays and out comes the NAWA Television Champion Jerry Lynn. Main event time on NAWA Glory. Lynn takes off the Television Title Belt. Lynn and Killings have had several classic matches over that very Television Title and tonight should be the latest. Lynn takes off his belt and taunts the crowd.

"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays and the crowd explodes into cheers as the explosive Rapmaster Killings comes down to the ramp, microphone in hand. Killings looks ready to rap.

Killings:See dawg, the time has finally come
The chance of a fuckin' lifetime that is only realised by some
For the first time, evah, the Rapmaster will hold the TV title for the third time
As sure as he busts on you with these funky ass rhyme.
I will once again collide with the punk in the ring, named Jerry Lynn
He will once again be the victim of my latest title win
He cannot stop the Rapmaster's road to the title, feel me
He will not be the only one to see
The title switch is very near
Jerry Lynn will cower in fear
All the women comes to the Rapmaster in a flock
All wanting to suck off the Rapmaster's big ass...well dog, don't that rock.


Rapmaster walks to the ring as the bell rings, kicking off this Television Title Match.

NAWA Television Title Match:
Rapmaster Killings vs Jerry Lynn(c)

Both men lock up, fighting for position until Rapmaster catches Lynn with a hiptoss. Rapmaster belts Lynn with some chops before whipping him into the ropes and taking him down with a clothesline. Lynn is lifted up and uppercut to the chin. Knee to the chest and Rapmaster grabs Lynn by the head and runs up the buckles before flipping him to his back with a headlock takedown. Rapmaster lets go and forearm to the chest. Rapmaster whips Lynn into the corner and running knee to the chest. Rapmaster climbs to the second rope and batters the face of Lynn with punches before leaping down and waiting for Lynn to go out of the corner before taking him down with a leg lariat. Rapmaster does the splits and drops a leg on Lynn before covering him to score a two count.

Killings lifts up Lynn and batters him with chops. Whip into the ropes and Killings ducks the head before Lynn drives an elbow down across it. Lynn hooks Killings around the head and huge reverse neckbreaker brings him down. Up and kneedrop driven down across the chest. Cover hooking the leg and a two count. Lynn lifts up Killings and head rammed into the corner. A pair of forearms over the back and Lynn whips Killings chest first into the corner. Lynn hooks Killings in a belly to back set up before bringing him down with a belly to back suplex. Lynn rolls over Killings and legdrop to the back of the head. Stomps batter Killings and Lynn sets up Killings, punishing him with a kneeling straight jacket submission. Lynn is attempting to choke out Killings with his own arms!

Lynn works over the hold before releasing and lifting up Killings. Lynn props Killings in the corner and slaps him across the chest. Lynn whips Killings into the opposite corner. Lynn rushes forward and SLIDING DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! That is the same knee that kept Killings out of the knee for five months. Lynn hammers Killings with chops before firing more kicks to the leg. Lynn snap mares Killings and backs off before delivering a leaping neck snap. Lynn grabs the leg and drives a couple of knees into the back of it before dragging it over the bottom rope and hoisting himself up before sitting down on it a pair of times. Killings winces as the knee gets hurt further by Lynn pounding away at it with punches. Lynn drops an elbow to the knee before lifting up Killings. Hook around the head and swinging neckbreaker. Lynn covers but only scores a two count.

Lynn lifts up Killings and a knee to the back of the leg. Lynn hooks the leg and takes him down with a dragon screw. Lynn holds onto the leg and drops a knee down onto it. Lynn drags Killings over and lifts him up. Forearms over the back and Lynn hooks Killings. Hoist up and BRAIN BUSTER NEARLY BREAKS THE NECK OF KILLINGS! Lynn seems to alternating between working over the leg and knocking Killings out. Lynn goes back to the leg, working it down with a pair of leg scissors stomps before applying a leg grapevine. Killings fights the hold and gets to the ropes. Lynn lifts up Killings and dropkick to the knee, followed by a kneebar. More wrenching on the knee and a couple of two counts due to Killings collapsing down on the canvas before he makes it to the ropes.

Lynn lifts up Killings and pounds on the leg before hoisting up Killings and KNEE CRUNCHING ATOMIC DROP. Leg is grabbed and kicks to the back of the hamstring. Killings winces in pain and Lynn drops a couple of elbows on the knee. Lynn has Killings set up and STRETCH MUFFLER APPLIED! Lynn kneels down on the hold, attempting to snap the leg of Killings over his head. Killings is refusing to give in but is that a wise thing to do? Lynn could be moments away from breaking the leg of Killings again. Killings attempts to fight out and he nearly does but Lynn stops him and pounds away at the leg before reapplying the hold, bending it more and kneeling down even more. Lynn yells "that's it" but in one fluid movement, Killings sweeps the legs out from underneath Lynn to cause him to lose his momentum. This causes Lynn to drop the hold and Killings to apply the Rap Trap on Lynn.

The Rap Trap is applied. Killings is trying to get a submission out of Lynn but the knee may be too weak to hold a submission. Indeed after a minute, Lynn shoves Killings off and Killings lands on his face. Lynn is up and he grabs Killings but Killings fights him off with punches to the midsection. Irish whip into the ropes and RUNNING JUMPING FOREARM SMASH KNOCKS JERRY LYNN TO HIS BACK. Both men are down and the referee puts the standing ten count on but KILLINGS KIPS UP. Jabs away at Lynn and the splits are done before Killings rushes into Lynn with a clothesline. Killings pulls up Lynn and knee to the midsection. Killings backs off and SCISSORS KICK BRINGS LYNN DOWN ONTO HIS FACE. Killings has the cover, the belt could change hands, NO, only a two and three fourths count!

Killings lifts up Lynn and chops followed by backing off and a knee to the midsection. Killings grabs Lynn and K-Driller but Lynn shoves off Killings. Kick to the midsection and head hooked. Lynn runs up the buckles and Swinging DDT is shoved off. Killings leaps up but Jumping Side Kick is ducked and Lynn catches Killings with a low blow from behind before setting him up. Cradle Piledriver is fought and Killings counters with a backdrop but Lynn counters with a sunset flip and rolls through, right back into the Cradle Piledriver position. Lynn leaps up and BRINGS KILLINGS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Lynn covers to score the pin and retain the title.

Jerry Lynn pinned Ron Killings with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:13:16.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA Television Title.)

Both these men know each other's trademark moves and countering them at the end proved that but in the end, Jerry Lynn proved to be a little more craftier and he retains the Television Title. Until next week, good night everybody!
91Posted on 12/02/05 at 15:36:53

I tell you, this pulls me in more and more as I read. Tempting as it would be to boo Killings character just for rapping, it'd be hypocritical of me as someone who's quite enjoyed John Cenas reign. Still, glad Lynn won, he was always the right man there - by the way, I think he meant to say that New Jack doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch as opposed to another wristlock.

Speaking of New Jack, although I don't care for him personally, his character is a totally unique one for playing a commissioners role and has the potential to be pretty entertaining so fair dues to you if you pull it off.

I'm calling Mike Stylish to win Gold Rush at this early stage, but then again I've forgotten half the others in the tournament, by the time I see the final eight, I'll probably change my mind again. Still, you obviously have plans for him...

And where did Teddy Hart get all that money?
MattHarmsPosted on 12/03/05 at 03:57:31

On 12/02/05 at 15:36:53, 91 wrote:

And where did Teddy Hart get all that money?
It is heavily implied in the NAWA verse that Teddy Hart got a huge payoff via Miles Stylish for costing Tony Mamaluke the NAWA World Title back at Wildfire, due to the fact that Stylish couldn't interfere or he would be stripped of his title shot. Mr. Hart got about about a nine figure total, so he could afford to pay Christopher Daniels to have Sacrifice injure Mamaluke.  

And now, since, I am already posting anyway.

The Marion Meltdown for 5/8/04

DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed in this column of strictly Dan Marion's and do not reflect the views of the New Age Wrestling Alliance.

Another week has passed us and the NAWA lawyers are holding the shotguns to my head to complete this week's column, so I can give you the news that you so crave.

Ron Waterman is a marked man for sure. The NAWA World Champion seems to feel that he doesn't have enough enemies so he picks a fight with the Archangels of Anarchy. It is almost like an ape picking a fight with a bunch of rapid vultures. Waterman gets soundly thrashed by the combined forces of the Archangels and the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation, naturally but if you saw Glory, you know all the gory details. I also find it highly amusing that Waterman appears to trust Raven, which is going to blow up in his face in spectacular fashion. The rubes can cheer Raven if they want, but in the end it's always about Raven. It will always be about Raven and as soon as Raven can stick that knife in Waterman's back, Raven will take any chance at relieving Waterman of that belt, if Waterman doesn't lose it before Raven has a chance to turn on Waterman. Right now with the Triumvirate, the Archangels, and the Harts gunning at Waterman, this doesn't look good for the champion.

Tony Mamaluke has more guts then he has brains. A hell of a lot more guts. If I was wrestling Sacrifice, I would have leaped over the top rope and for the countout as soon as that bell rang. My spies are telling me that Mamaluke is suffering from cracked ribs and a herniated disk in his back due to the multiple choke slams. First the broken arm, now this, perhaps someone can break Mamaluke's jaw, so he doesn't get himself into trouble by running his mouth.

Need I remind you that WrestleClash III is only a mere 115 days away, on August 29th. This may be the biggest NAWA card to date when it takes place and will be the climax to the highest grossing season in NAWA history. The third season of the NAWA has been a great one, as the one, the only, Dan Marion made his debut during this season.

New Jack appears to be ready to install his own unique brand of law and order in the NAWA as well as making some good matches. This week on Glory, New Jack has mandated a Triple Threat Match for the International Title. AJ Styles, CM Punk, and champion Miles Stylish collide for that belt. More Gold Rush news during this week as well.

The Ultimate Japan Wrestling tour is going great. Juventud Guerrera and Lenny Lane are the NAWA representatives on that tour and they have competed in many six man junior matches recently. When Lenny and Juvi return to the states, they have promised it will be the Summer of Lenny and Juvi. Whatever this may mean, I do not know, but I am sure we will find out.

"The darkness is something that many fear but few understand. The Casket is the final resting place for many a souls." The above quote is from a cryptic message from the Chosen One(then again, when isn't the shell formally known as Jeff Jarrett anything but cryptic), no doubt relating to his match with Norman Smiley at Gold Rush, which will be a Casket Match. Yes indeed, another Marion Meltdown exclusive. This may blow off this near two year feud between these two long time rivals but only the bookerman knows.

The Gold Rush Tournament. Half of the Elite Eight have been decided. CM Punk vs Raven. Miles Stylish vs AJ Styles. This week on Glory, another two men will qualify but when do not know who is wrestling. The Chosen One, Norman Smiley, Rapmaster Killings, Tony Mamaluke, Christopher Daniels, Chris Sabin, Jerry Lynn, and Johnny Swinger have yet to be drawn into qualifying matches but have been entered into the tournament, so it could be any combination of those eight meeting in the two matches this week on Glory.

Hi Tech and Johnny Excalibur are two strange men from two different times. We saw the latest of the weird videos involving these two from this week. Apperantly, to escape his crimes from treason, Johnny Excalibur dove through some kind of time portal, along with Hi Tech to get away. What will take portal lead them to? Could it be...The New Age Wrestling Alliance? What will these two time travels do if they arrive? How much will they muck up time? Will they create some kind of paradox that causes the world to blow up? When will Dan stop asking questions to fill his column? Tune in this week on Glory to find out.

Glory this week. A great show, a damn fine show. The Triple Threat International Title Match I just mentioned. More Gold Rush Tournament. More New Jack. We also have a huge main event, as Ron Waterman and Raven join forces to take on Armageddon and Destruction. Is Waterman setting himself up for a fall by trusting Raven? What evil plan will Christopher Daniels have to deal with two of his rivals? Will Teddy Hart be involved? Just watch the damn show and of course, just when you thought it was safe to turn on the Television, The Backyard Dudes against the French Revolution, this week on Glory. The latest chapter of this ever so classic feud continues. Sweeps month, gotta love it, eh?

Any e-mail can be sent to, marionnawa@yahoo.com.

Until next week.

Dan Marion.