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Global Wrestling Empire Week 46 5/10/06

MattHarmsPosted on 09/04/05 at 16:04:24

Jay Lethal and Jason Cross vs Paul London and Chris Sabin:

They lock up.
Chris Sabin hits an elbowsmash on Jason Cross.
Chris Sabin goes for a double kneepat, but Jason Cross blocks it.
Jason Cross whips Chris Sabin into the ropes, but Chris Sabin reverses it.
Jason Cross goes for a spinning heel kick, but Chris Sabin blocks it.
Chris Sabin whips Jason Cross into the ropes, but Jason Cross reverses it.
Jason Cross hits Chris Sabin with an elbow.
Jason Cross covers Chris Sabin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Cross uses the Rocker Dropper on Chris Sabin.
Jason Cross nails Chris Sabin with a twisting moonsault.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jason Cross tags out to Jay Lethal.
Jay Lethal executes a DDT on Chris Sabin.
Jay Lethal takes Chris Sabin down with a side suplex.
Jay Lethal tags out to Jason Cross.
Jason Cross takes Chris Sabin down with spinning headscissors.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jay Lethal enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Cross and Jay Lethal whip Paul London into the ropes.
Jason Cross and Jay Lethal hit Paul London with a double enzuigiri.
Jay Lethal uses a high knee on Paul London.
Jason Cross executes a dragon suplex on Paul London.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Jay Lethal leaves the ring.
Jason Cross catches Paul London in a dragon sleeper.
Paul London manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Jason Cross hits Paul London with a leg lariat.
Jason Cross tags out to Jay Lethal.
Jay Lethal and Jason Cross hit Paul London with a double clothesline.
Jason Cross leaves the ring.
Jay Lethal hits a European uppercut on Paul London.
Jay Lethal whips Paul London into the ropes, but Paul London reverses it.
Jay Lethal nails Paul London with a high knee.
Jay Lethal goes for a European uppercut, but Paul London blocks it.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jay Lethal tags out to Jason Cross.
Paul London enters the ring and lays out Jay Lethal.
Chris Sabin and Paul London hit Jason Cross with a double forearm to the back.
Paul London leaves the ring.
Chris Sabin nails Jason Cross with a double underhook piledriver.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Sabin.
Chris Sabin is going for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Chris Sabin hits Jason Cross with a bootscrape.
Chris Sabin uses spinning headscissors on Jason Cross.
Jason Cross begs off.
Paul London enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jay Lethal enters the ring and throws Paul London out of the ring.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jay Lethal.
Jason Cross and Jay Lethal hit Chris Sabin with a double enzuigiri.
Jay Lethal leaves the ring.
Jason Cross goes for a kick to the head, but Chris Sabin blocks it.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jay Lethal works the crowd.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jay Lethal.
Jay Lethal goes for the Queen Angelito Stretch, but Paul London blocks it.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Jay Lethal executes a clothesline on Paul London.
Jay Lethal is going for the cover.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Jay Lethal hits a back elbow on Paul London.
Jay Lethal takes Paul London down with a flying headbutt.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Jay Lethal whips Paul London into the ropes.
Paul London hits Jay Lethal with a kick.
Paul London uses a spinning heel kick on Jay Lethal.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London hits a rana on Jay Lethal.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul London
takes Jay Lethal down with a swinging Soviet suplex into a backbreaker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Paul London.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jay Lethal hits Paul London with a dropkick.
Jay Lethal hits a dropkick on Paul London.
Jay Lethal is going for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing Jay Lethal.

Jay Lethal and Jason Cross defeated Chris Sabin and Paul London when Lethal
pinned P. London after a dropkick in 0:13:19.
Rating: *** 1/4

A few miscommunication issues throughout this match between Sabin and London. The end came when Lethal dropkicked London to score the pin. After the match, Sabin and London exchanged words and then punches. They brawled before the officials came out to pull the two men apart.

Mike Awesome is backstage. He said that Spanky putting him through a table last week woke him up, it woke up the evil inside him. Awesome promises the slow and painful destruction of Spanky next week. Awesome says that when he faces Tazz later tonight in a non-title match, Tazz is just another obstacle in the way of the Awesome path of destruction and Tazz will be the one that will be just another victim.

Sonjay Dutt vs Low-Ki

Sonjay Dutt climbs back into the ring.
Low Ki runs into the ropes.
Low Ki hits Sonjay Dutt with a thrust kick to the head.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Low Ki nails Sonjay Dutt with a backward kick.
Low Ki goes for a hammerlock, but Sonjay Dutt reverses it.
Sonjay Dutt hits Low Ki with a slingshot into a headscissors takedown.
Sonjay Dutt hits Low Ki with a spinning elbowdrop.
Sonjay Dutt throws Low Ki into the turnbuckle.
Low Ki comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a flying back elbow, but Low Ki ducks out of the way.
Low Ki executes flying headscissors on Sonjay Dutt.
Low Ki uses a koppo kick on Sonjay Dutt.
Low Ki executes the Ki Krusher on Sonjay Dutt.
Low Ki goes for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris

Low Ki pinned Sonjay Dutt with the Ki Krusher in 0:06:38.
Rating: ***

Low Ki scored the win, after nearly kicking the skull of Sonjay Dutt in and finishing him off with the Ki Krusher. Low Ki continued the beating after the match.

Alex Shelley is backstage and he sees Teddy Hart. Shelley confronts Teddy Hart and says that Teddy Hart is living on borrowed time as the Global X-Division Title is concerned. Shelley promises that if he ever meets Hart in the ring, he will destroy him. Teddy Hart says that Shelley may be good, but he is not Teddy Hart and thus he will fail. Of course there is another reason that he will fail and this is Bobby Roode's cue to attack Alex Shelley from behind with the Northern Lariat, causing his head to crack up against the wall. Alex Shelley is down and he has a match later against which ever House of Huss member is not involved in the Tag Team Title defense.

Global Tag Team Title Match:
The Thrillseekers(Johnny Jeter and Matt Capotelli) vs The House of Huss(Jimmy Jacobs and James Gibson)(c)

James Gibson goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Johnny Jeter blocks it.
Johnny Jeter goes for a flying forearm, but James Gibson ducks out of the way.
James Gibson hits Johnny Jeter with a kick to the knee.
James Gibson hits Johnny Jeter with an electric chair drop.
The crowd is booing James Gibson.
James Gibson goes for a snap mare, but Johnny Jeter blocks it.
Johnny Jeter gets a side headlock on James Gibson.
James Gibson reaches the ropes after 12 seconds.
Johnny Jeter tags out to Matt Cappotelli.
Jimmy Jacobs enters the ring and throws Johnny Jeter out of the ring.
Jimmy Jacobs leaves the ring.
James Gibson hits Matt Cappotelli with a vertical suplex.
James Gibson whips Matt Cappotelli into the ropes.
Matt Cappotelli misses with a clothesline.
Matt Cappotelli misses with a shoulderblock.
James Gibson takes Matt Cappotelli down with a kick to the midsection.
James Gibson whips Matt Cappotelli into the ropes.
[ portion of match removed ]
James Gibson nails Matt Cappotelli with an elbowsmash.
James Gibson takes Matt Cappotelli down with a kick to the midsection.
James Gibson sends Matt Cappotelli into the turnbuckle.
James Gibson throws Matt Cappotelli out of the ring.
Rudy Charles counts: one, two, Matt Cappotelli reenters the ring.
James Gibson uses a clothesline on Matt Cappotelli.
James Gibson hits a forearm smash on Matt Cappotelli.
James Gibson hits Matt Cappotelli with a forearm to the back.
James Gibson covers Matt Cappotelli.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
James Gibson and Matt Cappotelli get hit with a double clothesline.
James Gibson uses a kick to the midsection on Matt Cappotelli.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
Matt Cappotelli misses with a clothesline.
Matt Cappotelli goes for a hiptoss, but James Gibson counters it with a lariat.
James Gibson is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jimmy Jacobs chops Johnny Jeter.
Jimmy Jacobs punches Johnny Jeter.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jimmy Jacobs.
Jimmy Jacobs takes Johnny Jeter down with a double underhook faceslam.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jimmy Jacobs.
Jimmy Jacobs goes for a side headlock, but Johnny Jeter throws him off.
Johnny Jeter whips Jimmy Jacobs into the ropes, but Jimmy Jacobs reverses it.
Jimmy Jacobs misses with a clothesline.
Johnny Jeter uses a leg lariat on Jimmy Jacobs.
Johnny Jeter goes for a flying huracanrana, but Jimmy Jacobs side-steps and
Johnny Jeter only hits air.
Jimmy Jacobs hits Johnny Jeter with a backward kick.
Jimmy Jacobs whips Johnny Jeter into the ropes.
Johnny Jeter executes a leg lariat on Jimmy Jacobs.
Johnny Jeter catches Jimmy Jacobs in an armbar submission.
Jimmy Jacobs breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Jimmy Jacobs hits a headbutt on Johnny Jeter.
[ portion of match removed ]
James Gibson locks Johnny Jeter in a choke against the ropes.
Rudy Charles warns James Gibson to let go.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three, four.
Rudy Charles calls for the DQ.
The crowd is giving Johnny Jeter a standing ovation.

The Thrillseekers (Matt Cappotelli and Johnny Jeter) defeated
Jimmy Jacobs and James Gibson when J. Jeter defeated J. Gibson by
disqualification in 0:18:35.
Rating: * 3/4
(Jimmy Jacobs and James Gibson retained the Global Tag Team Titles.)

The choke happy James Gibson gets his team disqualified and the titles saved. Jimmy Rave joins the fun and the House of Huss beats down the Thrillseekers.

Spanky is stretching backstage when Rob Van Dam walks up to him. Van Dam wishes Spanky luck in his title shot against Awesome next week and Van Dam also wishes him luck against himself because, "Dude, you are going to need it because you are facing (thumb point) Rob Van Dam". Spanky thanks Van Dam and says that he will beat both Van Dam and Awesome because he is Spanky. Spanky attempts to do a thumb point while saying his name but it doesn't quite work it. Van Dam shakes his head and leaves.

Jimmy Rave vs Alex Shelley

They lock up.
Alex Shelley uses a back elbow on Jimmy Rave.
Alex Shelley works the crowd.
Alex Shelley is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Alex Shelley uses a springboard back elbow on Jimmy Rave.
Alex Shelley is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Alex Shelley runs into the ropes.
Jimmy Rave hits Alex Shelley with an inverted DDT.
Jimmy Rave is going for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Jimmy Rave hits Alex Shelley with a full nelson faceslam.
Jimmy Rave takes Alex Shelley down with a forearm smash.
Jimmy Rave puts Alex Shelley in a camel clutch.
Alex Shelley is struggling to reach the ropes.
Alex Shelley manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Jimmy Rave hits Alex Shelley with a lariat.
Jimmy Rave whips Alex Shelley into the ropes.
[ portion of match removed ]
Alex Shelley misses with a shoulderblock.
Jimmy Rave misses with a kick.
Alex Shelley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Jimmy Rave ducks out of the way.

Jimmy Rave goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Alex Shelley counters it with
a small package.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Alex Shelley runs into the ropes.
Alex Shelley hits a spinning heel kick on Jimmy Rave.
Alex Shelley executes the Shell Shock on Jimmy Rave.
Alex Shelley goes for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Alex Shelley pinned Jimmy Rave with the Shell Shock in 0:11:03.
Rating: *** 3/4

Shelley scores the win, despite the concussion. This brings Roode and Hart into the ring again and another Northern Lariat causes Alex Shelley to fall on his face. Teddy delivers three legdrops to the back of the head of Shelley. The Canadians leave, the damage done.

Paul Heyman is backstage and he announces that over the next few weeks, a best of three series will happen with Charlie Haas and Tazz taking on Homicide and Low Ki. The first match will be a Streetfight, the second match will be a Table Match, and if we get to a third match, it will be a no rope Barbed Wire Match. Heyman says that the winners of that series will receive a Tag Team Title Shot at the next possible opening.

Homicide vs Charlie Haas

Homicide goes for a Yakuza kick, but Charlie Haas counters it with a legsweep.
Charlie Haas goes for the Haas Of Pain, but Homicide blocks it.
Charlie Haas hits Homicide with a powerslam.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Charlie Haas nails Homicide with a legsweep.
Charlie Haas goes for the Haas Of Pain, but Homicide blocks it.
Charlie Haas goes for a forearm smash, but Homicide blocks it.
Homicide hits Charlie Haas with a fist to the midsection.
Homicide goes for a roundhouse right, but Charlie Haas blocks it.
Charlie Haas goes for a bodyslam, but Homicide counters it with an elbowsmash.
Homicide hits a bulldog on Charlie Haas.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Homicide goes for the Ace Crusher, but Charlie Haas blocks it.
Charlie Haas uses a double-axhandle to the back on Homicide.
Charlie Haas uses a powerslam on Homicide.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Charlie Haas executes a German suplex on Homicide.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
[ portion of match removed ]
Homicide goes for a tope suicida, but Charlie Haas moves out of the way.
Homicide is out cold.
Charlie Haas runs Homicide into the ringpost.
The crowd is really behind Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas throws Homicide into the ringpost.
Charlie Haas throws Homicide into the guardrail.
Charlie Haas hits Homicide with neck-scissors.
Charlie Haas gets back into the ring.
Andrew Thomas counts:  1
Andrew Thomas counts:  2
Andrew Thomas counts:  3
Andrew Thomas counts:  4
Andrew Thomas counts:  5
Andrew Thomas counts:  6
Andrew Thomas counts:  7
Andrew Thomas counts:  8
Andrew Thomas counts:  9
Andrew Thomas counts: 10
Homicide is counted out.
There are lots of chants for Charlie Haas.

Charlie Haas defeated Homicide by countout in 0:05:30.
Rating: * 1/2

Haas won by countout but Low-Ki comes out to get this party started early. Low Ki and Homicide double team Haas but Tazz makes the save, police baton in hand. Tazz delivers a sick shot to the head of Homicide, a little poetic justice since Homicide used a police baton on both Tazz and Haas last week. Tazz put the Tazzmission on Low Ki and Haas is up. Tazz shoves Low Ki off into the T-Bone Suplex from Haas. Tazz delivers a German Tazzplex to Homicide and Tazz and Haas leave the ring.

Masato Tanaka is backstage when Balls Mahoney walks up to him. Balls says they have teamed before, they have feuded before, but tonight they are going to show the world why they are former ECW World Tag Team Champions by beating Austin Aries and Nick Dinsmore. Balls says he has his chair ready and tells Tanaka to fire up that Roaring Elbow, because they are going to take out Aries and Dinsmore tonight.

Austin Aries and Nick Dinsmore vs Masato Tanaka and Balls Mahoney

Balls Mahoney goes for a facerake, but Austin Aries blocks it.
Austin Aries goes for a forearm smash, but Balls Mahoney blocks it.
Balls Mahoney whips Austin Aries into the ropes.
Austin Aries goes for a clothesline, but Balls Mahoney ducks out of the way.
Balls Mahoney tags out to Masato Tanaka.
Masato Tanaka and Balls Mahoney whip Austin Aries into the ropes.
They hit Austin Aries with a double backdrop.
Balls Mahoney leaves the ring.
Masato Tanaka nails Austin Aries with the Swinging DDT.
Masato Tanaka hits a legdrop on Austin Aries.
Masato Tanaka goes for a back suplex, but Austin Aries blocks it.
Austin Aries executes a clothesline on Masato Tanaka.
Austin Aries tags out to Nick Dinsmore.
Balls Mahoney enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Nick Dinsmore and Austin Aries hit Masato Tanaka with a double clothesline.
Austin Aries leaves the ring.
Nick Dinsmore hits a Russian legsweep on Masato Tanaka.
[ portion of match removed ]
Nick Dinsmore puts Masato Tanaka in a standing wristlock.
Masato Tanaka breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Masato Tanaka nails Nick Dinsmore with a power bomb.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Masato Tanaka takes Nick Dinsmore down with a frog splash.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Masato Tanaka nails Nick Dinsmore with a flying elbowdrop.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Masato Tanaka whips Nick Dinsmore into the ropes.
Masato Tanaka takes Nick Dinsmore down with a short lariat.
Mark Johnson counts: One, shoulder up.
Masato Tanaka takes Nick Dinsmore down with a lariat.
Masato Tanaka takes Nick Dinsmore down with a series of forearm smashes.
Masato Tanaka runs into the ropes.
Masato Tanaka hits Nick Dinsmore with a flying forearm.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Masato Tanaka hits a springboard clothesline on Nick Dinsmore.
Masato Tanaka is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
[ portion of match removed ]
Masato Tanaka takes Austin Aries down with an elbowsmash.
Masato Tanaka hits Austin Aries with a flying forearm.
Mark Johnson counts: One, kickout.
Masato Tanaka climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Austin Aries nails him
in the stomach.
Masato Tanaka falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Austin Aries hits Masato Tanaka with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Austin Aries executes a forearm to the back on Masato Tanaka.
Austin Aries puts Masato Tanaka in a side headlock.
Masato Tanaka breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Balls Mahoney enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Nick Dinsmore enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Masato Tanaka and Balls Mahoney whip Austin Aries into the ropes.
They hit Austin Aries with a double elbowsmash.
Nick Dinsmore gets back up and throws Balls Mahoney out of the ring.
Austin Aries and Nick Dinsmore whip Masato Tanaka into the ropes.
[ portion of match removed ]
Austin Aries whips Masato Tanaka into the ropes, but Masato Tanaka reverses it.
Austin Aries hits Masato Tanaka with a shoulderblock.
Austin Aries is going for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Austin Aries gets an octopus hold on Masato Tanaka.
Masato Tanaka is inching his way towards the ropes.
Masato Tanaka summons one last burst of energy.
Masato Tanaka submits after 14 seconds.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Nick Dinsmore and Austin Aries defeated Masato Tanaka and Balls Mahoney when
Aries made M. Tanaka submit to an octopus hold in 0:09:58.
Rating: ** 1/2

Not the reunion that Tanaka and Mahoney were hoping for, as they lost to the King's Court(or whatevers left of it, it seems that Aries and Dinsmore are the only two men hanging onto the hope that Lawler will return). Balls has the chair and Tanaka gets up. BALLS DRIVES THE CHAIR DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF TANAKA! No sell. Tanaka and Balls trade punches like two drunken men duking it out at a pub. Tanaka delivers a lariat and knocks Mahoney to the floor. Tanaka has just licked Balls with that one. Tanaka stands tall as Balls Mahoney declares that this isn't over.

Non-Title Match:
Tazz vs Mike Awesome:

Mike Awesome whips Tazz into the ropes, but Tazz reverses it.
Mike Awesome misses with a clothesline.
Mike Awesome executes a short lariat on Tazz.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Awesome executes a slingshot splash on Tazz.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mike Awesome hits Tazz with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Mike Awesome goes for a forearm smash, but Tazz blocks it.
Tazz goes for a forearm smash, but Mike Awesome blocks it.
Mike Awesome uses a snap suplex on Tazz.
Mike Awesome punches Tazz.
Mike Awesome further incites the crowd.
Tazz hits Mike Awesome.
Tazz hits Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome punches Tazz.
Mike Awesome goes for a kick to the head, but Tazz blocks it.
Tazz hits a Northern Lights suplex on Mike Awesome.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
[ portion of match removed ]
Tazz hits a head and arm suplex on Mike Awesome.
There are lots of chants for Tazz.
Tazz nails Mike Awesome with a roundhouse right.
Tazz nails Mike Awesome with a stomp.
Tazz uses a short clothesline on Mike Awesome.
There are lots of chants for Tazz.
Tazz executes a fireman's carry on Mike Awesome.
Tazz executes a kick to the midsection on Mike Awesome.
Tazz goes for a bridging back suplex, but Mike Awesome counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mike Awesome hits a back suplex on Tazz.
Mike Awesome hits a snap suplex on Tazz.
Mike Awesome uses a slingshot clothesline on Tazz.
Mike Awesome covers Tazz.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Mike Awesome places Tazz on the turnbuckle.
Mike Awesome uses a top-rope power bomb on Tazz.
The crowd is vociferously booing Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome whips Tazz into the ropes.
Tazz misses with a clothesline.
Tazz hits Mike Awesome with an elbow.
Tazz goes for a tiger suplex, but Mike Awesome counters it with a backward kick.

Mike Awesome hits Tazz with a back suplex.
Mike Awesome uses a flying lariat on Tazz.
Mike Awesome hits a frog splash on Tazz.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Mike Awesome pinned Tazz after a frog splash in 0:08:28.
Rating: ** 1/4

Just another day at the office for the champion, as he runs right through Tazz like a hot knife through butter. Awesome doesn't table Tazz after the match, he must be in a good mood this week.

Spanky vs Rob Van Dam:

They lock up.
Rob Van Dam goes for a DDT, but Spanky counters it with a low blow.
Spanky takes Rob Van Dam down with a chop.
Spanky goes for a spinning heel kick, but Rob Van Dam ducks out of the way.
Rob Van Dam whips Spanky into the ropes.
Spanky uses a leg lariat on Rob Van Dam.
Spanky goes for flying headscissors, but Rob Van Dam throws him off.
Rob Van Dam whips Spanky into the ropes, but Spanky reverses it.
Spanky executes a dropkick on Rob Van Dam.
Spanky goes for an inverted facelock to knee DDT, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Rob Van Dam whips Spanky into the ropes.
Rob Van Dam goes for a clothesline, but Spanky ducks out of the way.
Spanky nails Rob Van Dam with a flying forearm.
Mike Sparks counts: One, two, kickout.
Spanky hits a kick to the midsection on Rob Van Dam.
Spanky executes a dropkick on Rob Van Dam.
Spanky is going for the pin.
Mike Sparks counts: One, two, kickout.
Spanky works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Spanky all the way.
Spanky nails Rob Van Dam with a roll up.
Spanky hits an enzuigiri on Rob Van Dam.
Spanky executes a flying dropkick on Rob Van Dam.
The crowd erupts.
Spanky is going for the cover.
Mike Sparks counts: One, two, kickout.
Spanky goes for a forearm smash, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Rob Van Dam hits Spanky with a jumping side kick.
Rob Van Dam executes a headlock takedown on Spanky.
Rob Van Dam hits Spanky.
Rob Van Dam hits Spanky.
Rob Van Dam hits Spanky.
Spanky chops Rob Van Dam.
Spanky runs into the ropes.
Spanky misses with a kick.
[ portion of match removed ]
Rob Van Dam nails Spanky with an elbowsmash.
Rob Van Dam whips Spanky into the ropes.
Rob Van Dam hits Spanky with a backdrop.
Rob Van Dam nails Spanky with a legsweep.
Rob Van Dam is going for the pin.
Mike Sparks counts: One, kickout.
Rob Van Dam uses a Hotshot on Spanky.
Rob Van Dam uses an elbowsmash on Spanky.
Rob Van Dam runs into the ropes.
Spanky uses flying headscissors on Rob Van Dam.
Spanky takes Rob Van Dam down with an inverted facelock to knee DDT.
Spanky hits a drop toe hold on Rob Van Dam.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Spanky runs into the ropes.
Spanky goes for a flying forearm, but Rob Van Dam ducks out of the way.
Rob Van Dam goes for a flying cross body press, but Spanky ducks out of the way.
[ portion of match removed ]
Spanky uses a moonsault bodyblock on Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam inadvertedly knocks down Mike Sparks.
There is no referee to count.
Spanky hits Rob Van Dam with a kick to the midsection.
Spanky uses a jumping front kick on Rob Van Dam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Spanky.
Spanky executes the Sliced Bread #2 on Rob Van Dam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Spanky.
Spanky goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Sparks shakes off the pain.
Mike Sparks counts: One, two, three.
Rob Van Dam complains about a fast count.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Spanky.

Spanky pinned Rob Van Dam with the Sliced Bread #2 in 0:15:45.
Rating: ****

Sweet, merciful crap, Spanky has done it. Spanky has scored the pin over Rob Van Dam. Van Dam gets up and goes to shake Spanky's hand but Van Dam seems distracted at something on the ramp. Van Dam mouths: "What's he doing here?" We look up the ramp and see Jerry Lawler on the ramp, applauding the victory of Spanky. Spanky looks about as confused as Van Dam. We are out of time, see you next week.

NEXT WEEK:

The match you have all been waiting for. The Global World Title will be at stake when Mike Awesome defends against Spanky.

We will also declare the next challenger for the Global World Title, as Paul London collides with Chris Sabin.

Match one in the best of three series, a streetfight, featuring Tazz and Charlie Haas against Homicide and Low Ki will be on tap for next week.

Rob Van Dam faces off against Austin Aries.

A six man tag team match involving many of the top names of the X-Division.

AND MORE!!!
teddy1221Posted on 09/04/05 at 19:45:01

Awesome show.  Definitely looking forward to seeing what happens between Sabin and London on the next show.  I am a fan of both, but a bigger fan of London, so I would love to see him get that title shot.  The combination of Tazz and Haas is just great, and a feud with Low Ki and Homicide should be intense, as if it isn't already.  The best of 3 series should be awesome.  I like the teaming of Dinsmore and Aries too...two great, young technical wrestlers like them, should make a nice run towards the tag titles.  I can't wait to see what happens between Spanky and Awesome for the title.  Spanky doesn't back down from anyone.  I didn't really buy him as a main eventer at first, but  a win over RVD, and the fact he had the bulls to drive Awesome through a table on the last show makes me believe.  I love your fed...you use a lot of the same guys I like to use, or like watch watch, and you got good stories going on.