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Global Wrestling Empire Week 45 5/3/06

MattHarmsPosted on 09/01/05 at 01:27:32

We are backstage with Teddy Hart walking out of the lockeroom, whistling innocently. We cut to the lockeroom and we see Ricky Reyes, Austin Aries, and Cassidy Riley all laid out with Canadian Superstar Bobby Roode kicking Alex Shelley before taking him out with the Northern Lariat. Teddy Hart informs us that he is the Global X-Division Champion and thus he runs the show, he runs the X-Division. He states that Bobby Roode is his insurance policy and anyone wanting a crack at Teddy's Global X-Division Title will have to get past him first. Teddy stands on the face of Alex Shelley, just to be a bastard and states that he is the Whole Show in the Global Wrestling Empire. It appears that we won't have no fatal four way number one contenders match tonight.

CM Punk and Colt Cabana are talking backstage. They have had their share off tough breaks as of late but tonight they have a chance to make an impact. A chance to capture a win over two big time players in the Global Wrestling Empire. Chris Sabin and Paul London. If they can win that match, it could put them in line for a shot at the House of Huss and their Global Tag Team Titles.

Low Ki vs Spanky

Spanky takes Low Ki down with a drop toe hold.
Spanky nails Low Ki with a flying dropkick.
Spanky is going for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Spanky hits Low Ki with flying headscissors.
Spanky whips Low Ki into the turnbuckle.
Spanky charges into the corner.
Spanky kicks Low Ki.
The crowd is really behind Spanky.
Low Ki hits Spanky.
Numerous fans are using Low Ki for target practice.
Low Ki kicks Spanky.
Low Ki runs into the ropes.
Low Ki nails Spanky with a clothesline.
Low Ki runs into the ropes.
Low Ki misses with a shoulderblock.
Spanky misses with a clothesline.
[ portion of match removed ]
Spanky runs into the ropes.
Low Ki misses with a clothesline.
Low Ki goes for a kick to the midsection, but Spanky counters it with
a dragon screw.
Spanky nails Low Ki with a flying dropkick.
Spanky nails Low Ki with a kick to the midsection.
Spanky takes Low Ki down with a roll up.
Spanky executes a back elbow on Low Ki.
Spanky runs into the ropes.
Low Ki misses with a kick.
Low Ki uses a drop toe hold on Spanky.
Low Ki hits a koppo kick on Spanky.
Low Ki gives the sign for the Ki Krusher.
Low Ki executes the Ki Krusher on Spanky.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Low Ki goes for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
[ portion of match removed ]
Low Ki executes a drop toe hold on Spanky.
Low Ki goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Spanky blocks it.
Spanky punches Low Ki.
Spanky kicks Low Ki.
Spanky uses a leg lariat on Low Ki.
Spanky executes the Sliced Bread #2 on Low Ki.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Spanky goes for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

Spanky pinned Low Ki with the Sliced Bread #2 in 0:16:30.
Rating: *** 3/4

Spanky's rise into the top continues with a win over Low Ki. Spanky scored an impressive win over someone who is known for his hard kicks. Spanky has two more weeks before the chance of a lifetime, a chance to win the Global World Title against Mike Awesome.

Mike Awesome is backstage. He says he is tired of all these "little boys" trying to prove they can hang with the big dogs. Sonjay Dutt lucked out but tonight Awesome will drive him through a table, breaking his back. Awesome tells Spanky to watch closely, will Spanky really want to step up after what Awesome does?

Non-Title Match:
The House of Huss(Jimmy Rave and James Gibson) vs the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freaks(Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney)

Jimmy Rave goes for a slap, but Axl Rotten blocks it.
Axl Rotten whips Jimmy Rave into the ropes.
Axl Rotten executes a powerslam on Jimmy Rave.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Axl Rotten whips Jimmy Rave into the ropes, but Jimmy Rave reverses it.
Axl Rotten misses with a clothesline.
Axl Rotten misses with a clothesline.
Axl Rotten hits Jimmy Rave with a shoulderblock.
Axl Rotten takes Jimmy Rave down with a kick to the midsection.
Axl Rotten goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Jimmy Rave
counters it with a backdrop.
Jimmy Rave uses an inverted DDT on Axl Rotten.
Jimmy Rave tags out to James Gibson.
James Gibson and Jimmy Rave hit Axl Rotten with a double DDT.
Balls Mahoney enters the ring, but gets cut off.
James Gibson and Jimmy Rave hit Axl Rotten with a double enzuigiri.
Jimmy Rave leaves the ring.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
[ portion of match removed ]
Axl Rotten punches Jimmy Rave.
There are lots of chants for Axl Rotten.
Axl Rotten punches Jimmy Rave.
Axl Rotten kicks Jimmy Rave.
The crowd is really behind Axl Rotten.
Jimmy Rave kicks Axl Rotten.
Jimmy Rave further incites the crowd.
Axl Rotten kicks Jimmy Rave.
The crowd is going crazy.
Axl Rotten uses a spinebuster slam on Jimmy Rave.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Axl Rotten goes for a punch, but Jimmy Rave reverses it.
In turn, Axl Rotten counters it with a roundhouse right.
Axl Rotten goes for a standing wristlock, but Jimmy Rave blocks it.
Jimmy Rave tags out to James Gibson.
Jimmy Rave takes Axl Rotten down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Jimmy Rave further incites the crowd.
James Gibson executes an inside cradle on Axl Rotten.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Jimmy Rave leaves the ring.
James Gibson whips Axl Rotten into the ropes.
James Gibson hits Axl Rotten with an elbow.
James Gibson hits Axl Rotten with a forearm to the back.
James Gibson goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Axl Rotten
reverses it.
James Gibson re-reverses it.
James Gibson takes Axl Rotten down with a clothesline.
Jimmy Rave enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Balls Mahoney enters the ring and throws Jimmy Rave out of the ring.
Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney hit James Gibson with a double power bomb.
Balls Mahoney leaves the ring.
Axl Rotten locks James Gibson in an armbar submission.
James Gibson manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Axl Rotten gets a standing wristlock on James Gibson.
[ portion of match removed ]
James Gibson goes for a back suplex, but Axl Rotten counters it with a crucifix.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Axl Rotten leaves the ring.
Axl Rotten goes for a double underhook faceslam, but James Gibson
counters it with a backdrop.
James Gibson is going for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, Balls Mahoney makes the save.
Axl Rotten tags out to Balls Mahoney.
Jimmy Rave enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Axl Rotten nails James Gibson with a lariat.
Balls Mahoney executes a back suplex on James Gibson.
The crowd is really behind Balls Mahoney.
Axl Rotten leaves the ring.
Balls Mahoney goes for a kick to the midsection, but James Gibson
counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, Balls Mahoney counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
Balls Mahoney is going for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Balls Mahoney gives the sign for the Nutcracker Suite.
Axl Rotten enters the ring.
Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney hit James Gibson with the Double Chair Shot.
Balls Mahoney goes for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, Jimmy Rave makes the save.
Balls Mahoney whips James Gibson into the ropes, but James Gibson reverses it.
Balls Mahoney hits James Gibson with a kick.
Balls Mahoney executes a back suplex on James Gibson.
The crowd is really behind Balls Mahoney.
Balls Mahoney goes for a bodyslam, but James Gibson counters it with
an elbowsmash.
James Gibson takes Balls Mahoney down with a forearm smash.
Balls Mahoney takes the steel chair and uses it on James Gibson.
He goes for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Balls Mahoney.

The Hardcore Chair Swingin' Freaks (Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney) defeated
James Gibson and Jimmy Rave when B. Mahoney pinned J. Gibson after hitting him
with a foreign object in 0:19:26.
Rating: *** 1/2

Mahoney blasts Gibson in the head with a chair to score the pin. We are informed that any two members of the House of Huss can defend the Global Tag Team Titles, making it a bit difficult to scout for potential title challengers.

Spanky is in the office of Paul Heyman. Spanky wants a tune up match and Heyman offers him Austin Aries. Spanky shakes his head and wants someone toughter. Heyman offers him Homicide but Spanky wants someone more versed in techinical wrestling. Heyman offers Nick Dinsmore but once again Spanky doesn't like what Heyman is offering. Spanky wants a main event match against a main event competitor, so he suggests Rob Van Dam. Heyman asks Spanky if he is nuts. Rob Van Dam is the franchise player of the Global Wrestling Empire and Spanky is going to try and face him a week away from the match with Awesome. Spanky is firm and Heyman makes the match, warning Spanky that he is digging his own grave.

Colt Cabana and CM Punk vs Chris Sabin and Paul London

Paul London goes for a bodyslam, but Colt Cabana blocks it.
Colt Cabana kicks Paul London.
Colt Cabana chops Paul London.
Colt Cabana chops Paul London.
The crowd is really behind Colt Cabana.
Colt Cabana goes for a back suplex, but Paul London blocks it.
Paul London goes for a forearm smash, but Colt Cabana blocks it.
Colt Cabana tags out to CM Punk.
CM Punk runs into the ropes.
Paul London hits CM Punk with a backdrop.
Chris Sabin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chris Sabin executes a Yakuza kick on CM Punk.
Chris Sabin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Paul London goes for a backslide, but CM Punk reverses it.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Chris Sabin leaves the ring.
CM Punk goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Paul London
counters it with a backdrop.
[ portion of match removed ]
CM Punk tags out to Colt Cabana.
Colt Cabana and CM Punk whip Paul London into the ropes.
They hit Paul London with a double kick to the midsection.
CM Punk executes a dropkick on Paul London.
Colt Cabana takes Paul London down with an inside cradle.
Rudy Charles counts: One, shoulder up.
CM Punk hits Paul London with a bulldog.
Colt Cabana executes a flying legdrop on Paul London.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Colt Cabana and CM Punk hit Paul London with a double vertical suplex.
CM Punk leaves the ring.
Colt Cabana whips Paul London into the ropes.
Colt Cabana hits Paul London with a back elbow.
Colt Cabana works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Colt Cabana.
Colt Cabana whips Paul London into the ropes.
Colt Cabana hits an armdrag takedown on Paul London.
[ portion of match removed ]
Chris Sabin takes CM Punk down with a springboard leaping swinging DDT.
Chris Sabin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chris Sabin whips CM Punk into the ropes.
CM Punk hits Chris Sabin with a kick.
CM Punk goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Chris Sabin blocks it.
Chris Sabin hits CM Punk.
CM Punk hits Chris Sabin.
CM Punk punches Chris Sabin.
The crowd is cheering on CM Punk.
Chris Sabin punches CM Punk.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Sabin.
Chris Sabin hits CM Punk.
The crowd is cheering on Chris Sabin.
Chris Sabin chops CM Punk.
Chris Sabin executes the Cradle Shock on CM Punk.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, Colt Cabana makes the save.
CM Punk goes for an armbar submission, but Chris Sabin blocks it.
Chris Sabin hits a Yakuza kick on CM Punk.
Chris Sabin nails CM Punk with an Aztecan suplex.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, Colt Cabana doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is behind Chris Sabin all the way.

Chris Sabin and Paul London defeated Colt Cabana and CM Punk when C. Sabin
pinned Punk after an Aztecan suplex in 0:11:36.
Rating: ** 3/4

Cabana was a split second too late and London and Sabin scored the pin. After the match, Cabana and Punk exchange words and a shove. Punk turns around and walks out on Cabana. The Saints are falling apart at the seems.

Charlie Haas wishes Tazz well in his Submission Match with Nick Dinsmore and Tazz leaves. When Tazz is out of sight, HOMICIDE AND LOW KI JUMP HAAS FROM BEHIND. There is some unifinished business for when Haas and Tazz captured the Global Tag Team Titles from Cide and Ki. Low Ki kicks Haas in the face and Homicide has a police baton, which he smashes into the face of Haas multiple times. Homicide sets up Haas and COP KILLA ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE FLOOR. Haas has been left in a pool of his own blood.

Submission Match:
Nick Dinsmore vs Tazz:

Nick Dinsmore whips Tazz into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Nick Dinsmore shoves Tazz into the guardrail.
Nick Dinsmore whips Tazz into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tazz nails Nick Dinsmore with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tazz goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Nick Dinsmore counters it with
a punch.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Nick Dinsmore shoves Tazz into the guardrail.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tazz counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tazz throws Nick Dinsmore into the ringsteps.
Tazz throws Nick Dinsmore into the guardrail.
Tazz goes for a slap, but Nick Dinsmore blocks it.
Nick Dinsmore executes a clothesline on Tazz.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a clothesline, but Tazz counters it with a hiptoss.
[ portion of match removed ]
Tazz goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Nick Dinsmore counters it with
a small package.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a side headlock, but Tazz throws him off.
Tazz uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Nick Dinsmore.
Tazz runs into the ropes.
Tazz hits Nick Dinsmore with an elbow.
Tazz whips Nick Dinsmore into the turnbuckle.
Tazz charges into the corner.
Tazz goes for a slap, but Nick Dinsmore blocks it.
Nick Dinsmore uses a flying forearm on Tazz.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Tazz counters it with
a backdrop.
Tazz locks Nick Dinsmore in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Nick Dinsmore is struggling to reach the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore tries to escape the hold.
Nick Dinsmore breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Nick Dinsmore sets up Tazz on the turnbuckle.
Nick Dinsmore takes Tazz down with a superplex.
The crowd is booing Nick Dinsmore.
Nick Dinsmore nails Tazz with a bulldog.
The crowd is booing Nick Dinsmore.
Nick Dinsmore nails Tazz with a bulldog.
The crowd is booing Nick Dinsmore.
Nick Dinsmore goes for an airplane spin, but Tazz counters it with a facerake.
Tazz goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Nick Dinsmore counters it with a DDT
.
Nick Dinsmore is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a tilt-a-whirl side slam, but Tazz blocks it.
Tazz runs into the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore uses a back elbow on Tazz.
Nick Dinsmore runs into the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a flying forearm, but Tazz ducks out of the way.
Tazz kicks Nick Dinsmore.
[ portion of match removed ]
Nick Dinsmore charges into the corner.
Nick Dinsmore executes the German Suplex on Tazz.
Numerous fans are using Nick Dinsmore for target practice.
Nick Dinsmore goes for a knifehand chop, but Tazz blocks it.
Tazz punches Nick Dinsmore.
There are lots of chants for Tazz.
Tazz hits Nick Dinsmore.
There are lots of chants for Tazz.
Tazz runs into the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore hits Tazz with a backdrop.
Nick Dinsmore takes Tazz down with a double underhook faceslam.
Nick Dinsmore whips Tazz into the ropes.
Tazz hits Nick Dinsmore with a kick.
Tazz gets a Fujiwara armbar on Nick Dinsmore.
Nick Dinsmore is struggling to reach the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds.
Tazz goes for a kick to the midsection, but Nick Dinsmore blocks it.
[ portion of match removed ]
Tazz hits Nick Dinsmore with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tazz uses a kick to the midsection on Nick Dinsmore.
Tazz hits Nick Dinsmore with a short clothesline.
The chants for Tazz are deafening.
Mark Johnson comes running down to the ring.
Tazz executes the Tazzmission on Nick Dinsmore.
Nick Dinsmore is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Nick Dinsmore is struggling to reach the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore tries to escape the hold.
Nick Dinsmore is barely hanging in there.
Mark Johnson asks Nick Dinsmore if he's had enough.
Nick Dinsmore shakes his head.
Mark Johnson tells Nick Dinsmore to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Nick Dinsmore nods.
Mark Johnson checks Nick Dinsmore's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Nick Dinsmore fights his way out of the hold after 27 seconds.
Nick Dinsmore gives the sign for the stunner.
Nick Dinsmore hits a stunner on Tazz.
Nick Dinsmore attempts to place Tazz on the turnbuckle, but Tazz blocks it.
Mike Sparks is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
Nick Dinsmore nails Tazz with a fist to the midsection.
Nick Dinsmore runs into the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore misses with a shoulderblock.
Nick Dinsmore hits Tazz with a kick.
Nick Dinsmore gives him a Russian legsweep, but Tazz only stares at him.
Nick Dinsmore executes a vertical suplex on Tazz.
Nick Dinsmore goes for an armdrag takedown, but Tazz blocks it.
Tazz goes for a fireman's carry, but Nick Dinsmore blocks it.
Nick Dinsmore whips Tazz into the ropes, but Tazz reverses it.
Tazz misses with a shoulderblock.
Nick Dinsmore misses with an elbow.
[ portion of match removed ]
Nick Dinsmore kicks Tazz.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Nick Dinsmore kicks Tazz.
Tazz kicks Nick Dinsmore.
The crowd erupts.
Tazz hits a T-Bone Suplex on Nick Dinsmore.
Tazz executes the Tazzmission on Nick Dinsmore.
Nick Dinsmore is struggling to reach the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore is inching his way towards the ropes.
Nick Dinsmore summons one last burst of energy.
Nick Dinsmore submits after 13 seconds.
The crowd is giving Tazz a standing ovation.

Submission Match:
Tazz made Nick Dinsmore submit to the Tazzmission in 0:18:17.
Rating: *** 3/4

Tazz has got the win but here comes Homicide and Low Ki again. Homicide clubs Tazz into the back of the head with the police baton but that is not enough. Low-Ki delivers a Tidal Crush to the head of Tazz as he attempts to get up as Homicide has a chair. Homicide sets up the chair and Tazz is set up. Cop Killa on the steel chair. Tazz has been destroyed. Homicide and Low Ki soak in the boos from the crowd.

Global World Title Tables Match:
Sonjay Dutt vs Mike Awesome(c)

Mike Awesome takes Sonjay Dutt down with a top-rope power bomb.
Mike Awesome further incites the crowd.
Mike Awesome nails Sonjay Dutt with a kick to the midsection.
Mike Awesome uses a backbreaker on Sonjay Dutt.
Mike Awesome goes for a lariat, but Sonjay Dutt ducks out of the way.
Sonjay Dutt uses a facebuster onto the knee on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a DDT, but Mike Awesome blocks it.
Mike Awesome hits a kick to the midsection on Sonjay Dutt.
Mike Awesome nails Sonjay Dutt with a flying back elbowsmash.
Mike Awesome works the crowd.
Mike Awesome is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Mike Awesome goes for a forearm smash, but Sonjay Dutt blocks it.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a hiptoss, but Mike Awesome counters it with a facerake.
Mike Awesome uses a kick to the midsection on Sonjay Dutt.
Mike Awesome executes a kick to the head on Sonjay Dutt.
Numerous fans are using Mike Awesome for target practice.
Mike Awesome executes a chop on Sonjay Dutt.
[ portion of match removed ]
Mike Awesome goes for a forearm smash, but Sonjay Dutt blocks it.
Sonjay Dutt punches Mike Awesome.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mike Awesome punches Sonjay Dutt.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Mike Awesome kicks Sonjay Dutt.
Sonjay Dutt punches Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt chops Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt kicks Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt nails Mike Awesome with a slingshot into a headscissors takedown.
Sonjay Dutt runs into the ropes.
Mike Awesome goes for a punch, but Sonjay Dutt reverses it.
Sonjay Dutt nails Mike Awesome with a clothesline.
Sonjay Dutt nails Mike Awesome with a flying back elbow.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a slingshot into a headscissors takedown, but Mike Awesome
side-steps and Sonjay Dutt only hits air.
Mike Awesome takes Sonjay Dutt down with a flying back elbowsmash.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
[ portion of match removed ]
Sonjay Dutt goes for a DDT, but Mike Awesome throws him off.
Mike Awesome hits Sonjay Dutt.
Numerous fans are using Mike Awesome for target practice.
Mike Awesome chops Sonjay Dutt.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mike Awesome hits a kick to the midsection on Sonjay Dutt.
Mike Awesome takes Sonjay Dutt down with a flying back elbowsmash.
Mike Awesome goes for a punch, but Sonjay Dutt reverses it.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a flying back elbow, but Mike Awesome ducks out of the way.
Mike Awesome goes for a kick to the head, but Sonjay Dutt ducks out of the way.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a DDT, but Mike Awesome throws him off.
Mike Awesome hits Sonjay Dutt with a slingshot clothesline.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Mike Awesome takes Sonjay Dutt down with a slingshot clothesline.
Mike Awesome uses a power bomb on Sonjay Dutt.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Sonjay Dutt executes a faceslam on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt executes a forearm to the back on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt hits a dropkick on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt whips Mike Awesome into the ropes.
Sonjay Dutt hits Mike Awesome with an elbow.
Sonjay Dutt uses the Swinging DDT on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Mike Awesome
blocks it.
Mike Awesome executes a back suplex on Sonjay Dutt.
Mike Awesome goes for a short lariat, but Sonjay Dutt blocks it.
Sonjay Dutt whips Mike Awesome into the ropes.
Mike Awesome goes for a lariat, but Sonjay Dutt counters it with
a Fujiwara armbar.
Mike Awesome is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mike Awesome manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Sonjay Dutt uses a DDT on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt hits a clothesline on Mike Awesome.
Sonjay Dutt executes the Hindu Press on Mike Awesome.
The chants for Sonjay Dutt are deafening.
Sonjay Dutt runs into the ropes.
Sonjay Dutt hits Mike Awesome with a shoulderblock.
Sonjay Dutt nails Mike Awesome with a chop.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a Yakuza kick, but Mike Awesome counters it with a legsweep
.
Mike Awesome uses a flying lariat on Sonjay Dutt.
Mike Awesome runs into the ropes.
Mike Awesome hits Sonjay Dutt with an elbow.
Mike Awesome goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sonjay Dutt blocks it.
Sonjay Dutt goes for a slingshot into a headscissors takedown, but Mike Awesome
side-steps and Sonjay Dutt only hits air.
Sonjay Dutt springs to his feet.
Sonjay Dutt nails Mike Awesome with a slingshot into a headscissors takedown.
Sonjay Dutt throws Mike Awesome out of the ring.
Sonjay Dutt goes outside.
Sonjay Dutt sets up a table.
Sonjay Dutt sets up Mike Awesome on the table.
Sonjay Dutt tries to drive Mike Awesome through the table with the Hindu Press
but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Mike Awesome is being booed out of the building.


Table No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Mike Awesome defeated Sonjay Dutt by putting him through a table in 0:16:59.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Mike Awesome retained the Global World Title.)

Sonjay Dutt went for broke and he got busted. Awesome sets up Sonjay Dutt and AWESOME BOMB. Awesome rolls to the outside and another table. Awesome slides it in and sets it up.  Awesome is going for the Awesome Bomb through the table but Spanky is from the back! Spanky slides into the ring and pulls Sonjay away from Awesome. Awesome goes for a clothesline but Spanky ducks and grabs Awesome around the head, running up the buckles. SLICED BREAD #2 SENDS AWESOME CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE. Spanky covers Awesome and slaps the mat three times in succession. If that happens in two weeks, Spanky is the new Global World Champion. Spanky parades around with the belt but you better believe when Awesome gets up, he will be ready to KILL. Good night everyone.

NEXT WEEK:

Spanky has his tune up match before his big Global World Title Match against Mike Awesome when he squares off against Rob Van Dam.

Homicide will take on Charlie Haas in what should be a hard hitting match.

The House of Huss will defend their Global Tag Team Titles.

Paul London and Chris Sabin will be in tag team action.

AND MORE!!!
teddy1221Posted on 09/01/05 at 19:16:04

Love the ending...who would thunk that Spanky would put Awesome through his own table.  The man's got some balls.  Tazz versus Homicide and Low Ki makes for a good feud, and good matches.  Is it me, or does Teddy Hart just make a good heel anywhere or what. Good stuff as usual.