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DWF Survivor Series 28/10/07

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Card Information:
Held in: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
Location: NEW YORK, UNITED STATES
Date/Time: 28/10/07 at 8:00pm
Matches/Interviews booked: 15
Arena Capacity: 10000
Attendance: 10000
A Sold Out Arena.
Ticket Buy Rate: 100%

We kick off backstage where we see a limo pull up backstage. Out steps the
commissioner Matt Hardy and King Kanyon, and behind him several valets carrying
their luggage. The two of them begin walking.

Hardy: "This is bad, this is real bad."

Kanyon: "Come on Matt, it's not that bad a predicament."

Hardy: "Not that bad? There's only two of us, not one person answered my ad
to be my bodyguards, to be our tag team partners, not one. Do you realise that
we're facing the first ever clean sweep in Survivor Series history?"

Kanyon: "Surely it's not that bad."

Hardy: "We're four on two down, we have NOTHING going for us, and that jerk
Jody Fleisch is going to get one over on me. And worst of all, we've got to do
it in New York City. The crime is up, the pollution is up, there are wanted
muggers and murderers running around every street, there's even those two
escaped lunatics on the loose."

Kanyon: "His most gracious majesty has heard all of this on the news, but
they're no threat to us in this building. All one has to worry about is Jody
Fleisch."

Hardy: "Yeah? Well we've got a LOT to worry about."

Hardy and Kanyon continue walking as we switch to the dressing room area where
Rob Van Dam, Edge and Christian are sitting enjoying a pre-match smoke. The
Syndicate walk in.

Lance: "What the hell is this, you guys are SMOKING before our big match?"

RVD: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, chill, like, dude, cool."

Lance: "You're not even stringing a sentence together Rob."

Edge: "Relax, this stuff is great. It helps us focus for the big match."

Christian: "Yeah, it so controls our senses and nerves, puts us in the right
frame of mind before the big match."

Shamrock: "So you're guarenteeing you guys are going to be one hundred percent
focused and in shape for this match."

RVD: "Actually, like, I could do with a bag of Cheetos if either of you have
any."

Edge: "Yeah, we finished our stash earlier, we're totally hungry."

Christian: "Woah, I just found a bag of minature Slim Jims."

Edge: "Huzzah little buddy, now we'll go into this match with full stomachs
and full minds."

Lance: "Just you guys make sure you're out there, our match is up next."

And as The Syndicate look nervously towards each other and head out, that match
is indeed up next as back in the main arena, La Resistance hit the ring. Sadly
for everyone, they grab mics.

Dupree: "Now recently, we've become concerned that there have been doubts over
our patriotism towards the United States."

Grenier: "Yes, we consider ourselves proud Americans and we want you all to
understand it."

Dupree: "Now we understand you are all very proud of your history, America is
the most dominant power in the world and has been for so long, just look at
all those military victories over much weaker nations."

Grenier: "Yes, look at such mighty victories as the ones you people have in
Korea..."

Dupree: "Well, TECHNICALLY, that was a draw."

Grenier: "OK, but what about the war of Independence when you defeated the evil
British."

Dupree: "Yes, and then again in 1812."

Grenier: "Well, really that wasn't a victory..."

Dupree: "No, but it was a MORAL victory. And then there's Vietnam."

Grenier: "Rene, ixnay on the ietnamvay."

Dupree: "Hahaha, my bad Sylvain, my bad. What about World War II?"

Grenier: "Not really..."

Dupree: "Oui, you're right. But that's alright, you great Americans won the
COLD WAR! And really, what else matters? I mean, we surrender monkeys, hahaha,
see how we make fun of ourselves."

Dupree/Grenier: "Hahaha."

Dupree: "We French wouldn't have won such an important war. All hail America."

Grenier: "Yes, God bless America and all its people."

Dupree: "Except the fat ones."

Grenier: "Yes, God bless half of you."

By now, La Resistance have well and truly lost this crowd.

Dupree: "Quick, it's not working, let's show them how much we really love
America."

The two of them put down their mics, and begin their rendition of the French
Tickler. After a few hops, they finish and the rest of the entrances start.

Rob Van Dam, Lance Storm, Ken Shamrock, Edge & Christian vs Owen Hart, Curt Hennig, Rene Dupree, Sylvain Grenier & Rhyno

The opener saw Lance Storm get some quick retribution on La Resistance. When
he got in there with Rene Dupree, we saw a rematch of this encounter we'd
already seen three times of sorts, with Dupree pinning Storm when they won the
IC tag team titles, then Storm beating Dupree in the cage match and then in
singles action. Now make it 3-1 to Lance as he took Dupree down efficiently
and locked on the Maple Leaf to score a well earned submission.

Grenier tried his luck but with the rabid New York crowd against his every
move, he soon became distracted, allowing Edge to dive in with a spear to put
him away and the IC tag team champs had both fallen early. Maybe Edge himself
should have paid more attention as quickly, in came Rhyno with the Gore,
nailing Edge and scoring the pin to close things back up again.

Pretty Perfect weren't having the easiest of nights and things soon got worse
as Owen found himself outnumbered by his opponents quick tags to which he had
no answer. Flattened with the Unprettier by Christian, he was gone as well.

Curt Hennig made up for this somewhat as when on the backfoot against Ken
Shamrock, Shammy made an elementary error in ducking his head. Quickly Hennig
locked in the Perfect Plex and delivered for the pin to continue his good run
of late.

Lance Storm came in to deal with the massive Rhyno but found things hard
going, but his team stayed thinking ahead of things. Rhyno caught Storm coming
off with a high cross body and in crept Christian to kneel down behind him.
Rhyno wandered right into in, fell back and Lance made the cover.

Curt Hennig was all by himself and unfortunately for him he was unable to cope
with the numbers disadvantage. Storm and Christian would execute a double
clothesline on him moments after tagging RVD. Van Dam lept off the top with
the Five Star to score the pin. Rob Van Dam, Christian and Lance Storm thusly
made it to survival.

Survivors: Rob Van Dam, Lance Storm, Christian *** 1/2

We go backstage to Sean Mooney.

Mooney: "Roving reporter Sean Mooney here reporting for the DWF, and this will
be broadcast again tonight on this weeks edition of DWF Landslide Catastrophe."

Helmsley: "You still filming pretend TV shows in your garage Mooney?"

Mooney: "I have no idea what you're talking about... anyway, I am here with
the awesome Survivor Series team of Larry Zbyszko, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley,
Juventud Guerrera, Paul Roma and my broadcast colleague Jonathan Coachman."

Coach: "Hi everybody."

Mooney: "Now Larry Zbyszko, do you think it's wise to have Coach on your team,
after all, he is just an announcer and manager."

Larry: "Coach is in fine condition, I've been training him to peak physical
fitness and now he can take on anyone, he'll go into that ring and throw Test
around like I did Bruno Sammartino in 1980. He'll slap Kid Kash like I would
a big piece of fish, much like the large trout I ate right before I went out
to face Bruno Sammartino in 1980. And then he'll toss Scott Putski like a
pancake, also what I had to eat right before my match with Bruno Sammartino, I
forget the year, but Coach'll do it."

Coach: "Hi everybody."

Mooney: "So he's ready to go?"

Larry: "Of course. Tell me Mooney, when you were in the WWF, did you ask..."

Mooney: "GODDAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING ASSHOLE, I WAS NEVER IN THE
GODDAMN WANK-FISTING BALL-LICKING WWF, I'LL FUCK YOU ALL OVER!!"

Everybody just stares at Mooney.

Coach: "Don't talk to my protege like that, or I'll biff you."

Larry: "Coach, no, save your undeniably massive strength for the match ahead."

Helmsley: "While you girls are arguing, I've been doing my own training. The
rest of my team are now the classiest team in Survivor Series, but they're
also the toughest. I've taught them all the technical moves, all the tricks of
the trade that I've learnt as a former world champion, and I've even taught
them table manners and etiquette, and with the wealth I have and the women on
my arm, we cannot lose."

Mooney: "Yes, I notice you have another cheap whore with you tonight."

Helmsley: "Hey, she didn't come cheap..."

Roma: "And the final factor is with me and the demonic powers that I possess.
I've tortured all of our opponents with voodoo and evil eye curses, and the
power I behold shall strike down a new breed of victims, MWUHAHAHAHAHA!"

Larry: "Come on team, let me lead you all to certain victory."

Helmsley: "Hey, I'm the captain here..."

Larry just ignores Helmsley and the five of them head of. We switch focus to
another dresssing room where Billy Kidmans men sit silenty. Steve Corino stands
alongside Kidman, while Kurt Angle, Dean Malenko and Intercontinental champion
Brad Armstrong sit slumped. After a few seconds, Kidman finally speaks up.

Kidman: "Look men, I know the last couple of weeks have been difficult, but we
can win this. I know the unity is there. What happened, those were just a few
minor fallings out. I can lead you to a glorious victory, I was world champion
just nine weeks ago, I can do this and WE can do this."

Corino: "Billy's right, let's pick ourselves up. Dean, you have the chance to
prove to the world that you're at the top of your game still. And Kurt, look
at our opponents, you can get some major vengeance on some of these guys."

Angle: "That is true - a Canuck, a Jap, I can score a big win for America here
and all those idiot foreigners who cheer for guys like Jericho and Tanaka will
be so frustrated when I beat them. And as for O'Haire, I've got a lot planned
for him."

Corino: "Exactly. And Brad..."

Armstrong: "Woah woah woah WOAH jabroni, that's 'The Great One' to you."

Corino: "Whatever Brad, I..."

Armstrong: "What did The Rock just say?"

Kidman: "Steve, you better leave it, for the sake of the team."

Corino: "Sorry... Rock, I..."

Armstrong: "Maybe The Rock isn't speaking clearly enough for you, but The
Rock wants to hear you call him 'Great One' or he's going to lay the smackdown
on your candyass right here in the locker room."

Corino looks angry and shakes his head, but relents.

Corino: "Fine, GREAT ONE..."

Armstrong: "The Rock doesn't appreciate the tone of your voice... but The Rock
also gives you permission to carry on."

Armstrongs pushing the matter really seems to be working up Corino, but he
carries on anyway.

Corino: "Great One, you have a chance to beat some big challengers today. Chris
Jericho has been chasing you for ages, and do you really think Sean O'Haire or
Bobby Eaton or anyone else out there will get a title shot if you do lay the
smackdown on them? Do you?"

Armstrong: "Well let The Rock say this, he's confident that he will indeed
lay the smackdown on those jabronis for the millions... and millions of The
Rocks fans, and all the other trailer park trash that's watching all around The
Rocks world. Tonight will be a great day for peoples champ, if you smell what
The Rock is cooking."

Corino: "Exactly."

Armstrong: "But don't for one second think of reigning on The Rocks parade
tonight."

Corino looks perturbed, but doesn't say anything.

Kidman: "Come on guys, let's make a move, get ready for our match.

The others get up and leave the room, but Corino holds Kidman back after the
rest have gone.

Corino: "Listen Billy, I don't trust Armstrong, he's not playing this one with
the rest of the team."

Kidman: "Don't worry Steve, if he or any of the others so much as do anything
to ruin this match for us, we'll slap them in so much litigation, it'll blow
their minds. But we've got nothing to worry about, you're the TV champ, I'm
the next world champion for a third time, we've got this match in the bag."

Corino nods confidently and the two head out as we return to the ring.


The Pitbulls & The Rock'n'Roll Express vs Doug Furnas, Phil LaFon & The Miracle Violence Connection

In the clash of the four tag teams we've seen mix it up recently, we got a
chance to see perhaps who should be the next challengers to either of the tag
title belts. Things didn't start well for the Rock'n'Roll Express as Steve
Williams beat down Robert Gibson and got a surprise pin with the Oklahoma
Stampede. The remaining half of the team helped out though with Ricky Morton
avoiding Phil LaFons best shots to hit a superkick for the pin.

It was all evened up and it was time for The Pitbulls to try their luck and
my, were they impressive. Running over everyone like a truck, they were on
fire. Doug Furnas did get a chance but when he went for the Frankensteiner on
#1, it all went flat as he jumped up, hooked the legs just right and just fell
as he found himself unable to bring down his larger foe. It took Terry Gordys
interference to help out and one of Furnas' patented dropkicks took out #1 for
the pin. Lest we forget, Doug Furnas once held the TV title for nine months.

Still, it was soon level again as in came Pitbull #2 to continue where #1 left
off and shortly, Steve Williams was nailed with the Superbomb for the pin. So
we were left with the unusual combinations of Doug Furnas and Terry Gordy
against Pitbull #2 and Ricky Morton.

Gordy and Furnas worked remarkably well together from here and the two
dominated Ricky Morton together, somewhat harshly, maybe even illegally, with
Gordy putting him away with the Asiatic Spike. Pitbull #2 was as game as ever
but the repeated interference from Gordy when he wasn't the legal man did the
job and this time with the Pitbull weakened, Furnas was able to get the
Frankensteiner for the pin.

Survivors: Doug Furnas, Terry Gordy *** 3/4

We go backstage to Michael Cole.

Cole: "Los Guerreros, coming up shortly, your big Survivor Series match with
four of the top cruiserweights in the DWF."

Eddie: "That's right Coley, but they don't have anything on our proud
cruiserweight champ, Hector."

Chavo and Mando give a little round of applause which Hector acknowlodges while
Eddie continues.

Eddie: "And they aren't a patch on myself, the REAL Chavito and Mando. Low Ki,
he's REAL low key after losing the title. And Rey Mysterio, he's been nothing
for years since I dumped that piece of garbage. Essa Rios is a nobody, a
wannabe, hom's. And as for that little Chavito, the runt of the family..."

Chavo: "I'm ashamed I ever called him my son, he was a horrible child. He
always got in trouble, his grades at school were terrible and he had a real
hygiene problem."

Cole: "Are you lying?"

Eddie: "He might be, and Mando might have stolen your wallet."

Cole: "Huh?"

Eddie: "But what matters is Los Guerreros are going to the ring to make our
familia proud as well as Papa Gory..."

All four brothers raise their heads proudly.

Eddie: "We have the unity of brotherhood, the other four have nothing but ego
in common, this one is for Los Guerreros homey."

Hector: "Come on Los Guerreros, let's head off and win this one for Papa."

Los Guerreros walk off as we go to Matt Hardys office we he paces around by
himself. There's a knock at the door and in walks Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.

Matt: "Helmsley, what do you want?"

Helmsley: "I've got a proposition for you. I couldn't help but notice your
awkward predicament."

Matt: "Go on."

Helmsley: "Well, my match is up next, and frankly, I don't want to be in this,
they paired me off with a bunch of uncouth idiots at random. I don't care to
fight La Parka again and I'd much rather be teaming with someone with some
class and some dignity. A man with the power and stature as yourself, and a
man with the regalness and distinction of King Kanyon would do perfectly."

Matt: "Hunter, that's all very well, but I'm still a man down, and I don't need
tag partners, I need bodyguards."

Helmsley: "That's the great thing, I've got a guy PERFECT for you. He's so
good, you won't even need a second guy watching your back. In fact, he's a VERY
good friend of mine."

Matt: "Really... not someone you teamed up with in the past?"

Helmsley: "He might be."

Matt: "Someone with success, a list of title reigns so vast that it breaks
records, maybe someone with blonde hair who the ladies love?"

Helmsley: "Matt Hardy, I am IMPRESSED! You can read me like a book."

Matts eyes light up at the prospect of a certain someone.

Matt: "Maybe someone you were with in a little something called DX?"

Helmsley nods, smiling cockily.

Helmsley: "Oh you know who it is, you know. What do you think?"

Matt: "Hunter, he'd be just right. Is he here?"

Helmsley: "Right outside the room now."

Matt: "Bring him in."

Helmsley: "Alright. YOU CAN COME IN NOW!"

The door opens slowly, just as Matts expression drops slowly, as in walks...

Billy Gunn: "Well spank my beautiful ass and call me Charlie, I'm in the DWF!"

Matt: "Oh no you're not - HUNTER! I thought Shawn Michaels was outside."

Hunter: "That guy? Haven't spoken to him in years."

Matt: "If you think I'm having Billy Gunn as my bodyguard, or even stepping
foot into a DWF ring, you're sadly mistaken."

Gunn: "Hey, didn't you watch last years Survivor Series, it's ROCKABILLY now."

Matt: "Oh my God. Hunter you moron, get this guy out of..."

Rockabilly: "Wait wait, I've got a real treat for you."

Rockabilly pulls out a cassette tape and puts it into a tape recorder that
conveniently sits in the office. And it's his crappy entrance music.

Rockabilly: "Oh yeah, let's shuffle on down to this bad boy."

Matt: "You have got to be kidding me. Hunter, I want this guy out of the
building, FOREVER, and I want you in the ring for your match against La Parkas
team, and that's that."

Hunter: "But what about your match later, you'd be four-on-two down."

Matt: "That's a risk I am MORE than willing to take given the options."

Rockabilly: "Oh wait wait wait, I love this bit, come on everyone, ROCKABILLY
IS SUCH A HANDSOME MAN, OH YEAH!"

Rockabilly begins singing along to his music, dancing all the while, then turns
up the volume, forcing Helmsley and Matt to raise their voices, while Billy
continues to dance in the background.

Helmsley: "Come on, I don't want to face La Parka AGAIN! They've got me teaming
up with Paul Roma and The Coach, I feel like an idiot."

Matt: "I feel like an idiot for even starting this conversation, you're whining
about teaming up with those morons, yet you want me to team up with Billy
freaking Gunn."

Helmsley: "Rockabilly."

Matt: "Rockabilly, whatever, he's still an idiot, and why are we still
listening to this garbage?"

Matt turns off the song, unbeknownst to Rockabilly who is still singing and
dancing.

Rockabilly: "ROCKABILLY ROCKABILLY ROCKABILLY ROCKABILLY ROCKABILLY ROCKABILLY
ROCKABILLY ROCKA... ROC.. RO... WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF MY GODDAMN MUSIC!"

Matt: "Get the hell out of the building you freak before I call security.
Hunter, you've got a match to wrestle in, get down there before I fine you
big time."

Rockabilly: "Fine, I don't need you anyway."

Rockabilly storms out, slamming the door open as he leaves.

Hunter: "Oh my God, I better get back to the dressing room before the rest of
the team get my hands on my hooke... uhh, escort for the evening."

Hunter himself makes a quick exit as we go back to the ring.


La Parka, Kid Kash, Test, Tajiri & Scott Putski vs Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, Larry Zbyszko, Juventud Guerrera, Paul Roma & Jonathan Coachman

Regardless of whether Larry Zbyszko or Hunter Hearst-Helmsley was captain,
despite Hunters attempts to get out of the match and Larrys distraction with
Coach, they looked effective in their match. So did the opponents and quickly
we saw the old rivalry between Paul Roma and Scott Putski kick in. As ever,
Putski won that easily, hitting his German suplex for the pin.

Things didn't last long for the unfortunate Putski though as a superior
opponent in Larry Zbyszko came in and overwhelmed him. The Shoulderbreaker
came, at which point, Coach screamed for the tag, came in and got the pin.
Terrible.

It would pick up though for Putskis remaining teammates as up stepped Test to
dominate Juventud Guerrera and nail him with a big boot for the pin.

Quickly it all turned around again as Helmsley showed that despite being an
idiot, he still has plenty of the tools that won him two world title back in
the day, countering Tajiris best efforts to hit Hunter with a big kick by
ducking under and rolling him up for the three. Test fared little better
against Helmsley, who dominated him too. Test did fare somewhat better in
fairness with his short burst but Helmsley caught his big boot effort, spun
him around, kick, Pedigree, and all over.

Still, it wasn't all sunshine for Helmsleys team. Now working over Kid Kash,
in came La Parka, illegally, to try and help out. Quickly, Hunters whore for
the evening hopped onto the apron with the same mace used to defeat La Parka
last month at Retribution. La Parka was ready this time and snatched it away.
La Parka was now able to threaten Hunter with it and as he backed away, Kid
Kash came up behind and hit the Money Maker for the pin.

Two against two... well, one and a half with Coach there. But Larry was up to
the challenge, taking Kid Kash out with a chopblock and hooking on a one legged
Boston Crab for the submission. Larry was on fire and La Parka suffered
similar consequences when he got hit with the Shoulderbreaker. Again Coach
called for the tag, again Larry delivered, but this time La Parka kicked out
after Coach milked it a bit too much. Now La Parka was able to block off Coach
and prevent him making the tag, while the ref threatened to disqualify Larry if
he came in to make the save. La Parka had no trouble making a fool of Coach,
beating him up with ease and hitting his patented Asai Moonsault Bodyblock for
the pin.

So it was one on one and La Parka was looking good, and even went for the
same move again on Zbyszko. This time Larry caught him and delivered a second
shoulderbreaker, and that one finished La Parka for good, as Larry secured the
position of the sole survivor.

Survivor: Larry Zbyszko ** 1/2

We go backstage where we see Alex Wright, flanked by the massive Ulf Herman,
making their arrival.

Wright: "Ahhh Herr Herman, tonight will be a proud night for us, when we
finish off the filth in the DWF once and for all. This will be a very proud
night indeed. The likes of Dynamite Kid will feel a pain greater than he's
ever known. It's going to be a fine new era for Alex Wright."

We go elsewhere as Jody Fleisch walks into the dressing room where The Young
Lions and Hayabusa sit. Fleisch seems a little on edge. He doesn't say anything,
prompting Joey Matthews to speak up.

Matthews: "Hey, Matt Hardy made idiots of all of us, you don't have to be so
nervous around us."

Fleisch: "How do you expect me to feel, you've been prodding around in all my
personal business for months now. Matt Hardy treated you like fools, and I
hope you know where we all stand now."

York: "Sure we do, this should be a united effort against Matt Hardy for all
the crap he's perpetrated. In fact, we've already started digging into his
life to see what else we can uncover, and we intend to really pull some cats
out of the bag."

Fleisch: "And the finishing touches should be done when I destroy him in the
ring tonight. Four on two, no questions asked. What do you think Busa?"

Hayabusa: "........"

Matthews: "I think he said he's ready."

York: "Great, let's finish off a mystery of our own tonight - the mystery of
why nobody has obliterated Matt Hardy."

Fleisch: "And I'm going to enjoy every last second."

Matt Hardy meanwhile is watching all of this on a monitor in his office. His
shoulders slump as the impending match is fast approaching. As we zoom in, a
large hand places itself on Matt Hardys shoulder. Matt turns round to face the
individual who is out of shock, but Matt just looks shocked, almost a little
scared. All we can see on the mystery man is a logo on his sleeve reading
"Poughkeepsie asylum". Matt meanwhile just stares silently as we face out and
return to the ring.


Rey Mysterio, Low Ki, Chavo Guerrero Jr. & Essa Rios vs Eddie, Chavo, Hector & Mando Guerrero

Los Guerreros had an interesting night for certain in their match. And
shockingly, it was Eddie who fell first, courtesy of Rey Mysterios West Coast
Pop. Eddie was shocked to say the least, but made his exit to go onto
commentary for the rest of the match where he would put down his opposition
constantly.

Shortly it turned around with Hector cheatingly hitting a blow from the apron
on Essa Rios, Chavo Classic lying about it and Mando stealing a pin after the
Mandosault. No amount of stealling was able to help Mando shortly after as Low
Ki delivered the Ki Krusher for the pin to give his team the lead again.

Los Guerreros were in trouble and things got worse when father and son, Chavo
Classic and Chavo Jr. mixed it up. Chavo Classic did OK, but wasn't thinking
ahead and Chavo Jr. hit the flying bodypress for another pin. Hector soon
turned it around with his own Butterfly Suplex to bring it back to two against
one however, beating Chavo Jr.

Low Ki and Rey were left to keep things together and quick, but well timed
tags kept Hector on the back foot as Eddies commentary towards the two of them
became more and more enraged. Finally it was all over as Low Ki hit a drop toe
hold on Hector to drop him into the ropes and Rey came off with the 6-1-9 for
the win.

Survivors: Rey Mysterio, Low Ki *** 1/4

As Rey and Low Ki celebrate the win, Eddie Guerrero runs back into the ring
with a chair and smacks Rey across the back. Hector quickly jumps Low Ki from
behind and the two Guerreros begin stomping their prey until Chavo Jr. and
Essa Rios run out to make the save. Eddie and Hector make a sharp exit as we
go backstage to Michael Cole and Sean O'Haires entire team.

Cole: "Sean O'Haire, dissension, unrest, arguing, your opponents are suffering
a lot of problems right now. The question is can your men capitalise."

O'Haire: "It's elementary, and almost a little predictable that these men would
have to fall out like this. After all, squabbling amounts from anger, anger
comes from frustration and in some cases, frustration begins with fear, and
it's the fear of humiliation that they are feeling right now. The humiliation
that would come when myself and the four men standing alongside me score a
decisive victory. Billy Kidman pines for the glory days he felt just nine
short weeks ago when his world title run came to an end. Steve Corino, desperate
to leap out of Kidmans shadow. Angle, xenephobia brought on by fear that he
could be defeated by someone from the outside. Brad Armstrong, a split
personality that highlights his own unease, an acknowledgement of the weakness
of the real him. And Dean Malenkos desperate attempts to claw back into the
limelight shall be his undoing, as he tries to too hard to clamber on to faint
hopes that are never likely to be realised."

Pillman: "And I personally shall make sure they all suffer tonight at the hands
of Psychoanalysis. Billy Kidman, poor Billy Kidman, what could he possibly do
tonight when he lays at my feet, while I clasp his tongue in my hands. I will
taste your blood Billy Kidman, and I will like it."

Jericho: "And Brad Armstrong, it will be a very bad night for you when Y2J
leaves you embarassed in the middle of that ring, and I make it another
Survivor Series to remember for all the Jericoholics, and I get myself another
shot at my Intercontinental title. What's it going to be like Brad, when the
only candyass smacking that goes down will be done by me, on you, and not the
sort you're used to, jerky."

Cole: "A confident group expectant of victory tonight."

We switch back to Matt Hardys office. The room is now a lot darker with only
the light on Matts desk lit up. Matt sits silently at his desk, and begins
talking to an unseen party.

Matt: "What are you doing here? What do you want with me? What could you
possibly want from me?"

Somebody paces around besides him before leaning in, at which point we see
Matt is talking too... GENE SNITSKY!

Snitsky: "I want to be your tag team partner."

Snitsky speaks with that hoarse and almost whispery voice that creeps Hardy
out, and it is like this he will speak forever more. But it doesn't end there
as on the opposite side to Snitsky leans in... HEIDENREICH!

Heidenreich: "I want to be your bodyguard!"

Heidenreich speaks in the same sort of voice as Snitsky, also wearing a pair
of oddly fashioned sunglasses strapped around his head, whilst Matt Hardy
looks kerfuffled.

Matt: "Are you two the escaped lunatics I heard about on the news earlier?"

Snitsky: "I heard that you heard, and you heard right."

Heidenreich: "Hey Gene."

Snitsky: "What is it Jon?"

Heidenreich: "I heard you don't like babies."

Snitsky: "You're right, I don't like babies. Hey Jon."

Heidenreich: "What is it Gene?"

Snitsky: "I heard you don't like caskets."

Heidenreich: "You're right, I don't like caskets."

Matt: "Guys, please, just a minute. Why the hell are you wearing those idiotic
sunglasses, and what were you two doing in an insane asylum."

Heidenreich: "I wear these to protect everybody."

Matt: "Protect?"

Heidenreich: "Yes, I can shoot laser bolts out of my eyes."

Matt: "La... laser bolts?"

Snitsky: "And I can breath fire."

Matt: "Fire? That still doesn't explain why you two had been committed to an
asylum... actually maybe it does."

Snitsky: "But we have to keep our powers under control or else we could
destroy the entire human race."

Matt: "Christ almighty... you two want to be my bodyguards?"

Heidenreich: "And your tag team partners as well."

Matt: "What choice do I have?"

Snitsky: "Excellent. We'll start bodyguarding right away."

Heidenreich: "Careful Gene, don't breath too hard, he could go up in flames."

Snitsky: "Oh yes. I forgot."

Matt rolls his eyes as we head back to the ring.

Sean O'Haire, Brian Pillman, Chris Jericho, Masato Tanaka & Bobby Eaton vs Billy Kidman, Steve Corino, Kurt Angle, "The Rock" Brad Armstrong & Dean Malenko

One of the biggest matches on the card saw a lot of twists and turns between
teams lead by Billy Kidman and Sean O'Haire. O'Haires team was quick out of the
blocks with the big man himself showing off some of the power and resiliance
he demonstrated back at the Royal Rumble. Dean Malenko was no match for him on
this night, and as quickly as O'Haire had powerslammed him to the mat, he was
up on top to deliver the Seanton Bomb and score the first fall.

Soon the attention shifted to the big war over the Intercontinental title as
Brad Armstrong came in, and Chris Jericho soon followed. Armstrong almost had
Jericho as he caught him in position to deliver the Rock Bottom. Some quick
elbows to the head freed Jericho, followed by a reverse Russian legsweep to
the mat. The Lionsault followed, and Jericho had the pin, only to lift Brads
shoulders at two, then slap on the Lion Tamer. So overly cocky by Jericho but
it worked as after some desperate clinging on, Brad had no choice but to tap.

Sensing trouble, in came captain and former champion Billy Kidman to clean
things up, and naturally in tagged Brian Pillman to avenge last months defeat.
Kidman was very put out by this and unnerved and none of his remaining teammates
were eager to tag in. Still, Kidman is a two time champ so held his own, only
for Pillman to duck under a clothesline attempt after a couple of minutes and
Kidman turned around into the DDT and a HUGE win for Brian Pillman was
registered. His team were going absolutely balistic on the apron as not only
was the oppositions captain gone, but they had scored an incredible three
straight falls on what many people had said was the strongest team in the
Survivor Series. As they celebrated, a possible clean sweep of every man on a
team surviving was on the cards - a Survivor Series first!

Kurt Angle came in and challenged any one of the two foreign contingent to come
forward, but refused to go at it with O'Haire, his big rival of the moment.
O'Haire smiled, having tagged in by now, and allowed Jericho to come in
instead to grant Angle his wish - Kurt was quickly wishing he hadn't bothered
as his team were in disaray, or what was left of it. Jericho was on fire,
hitting every move spot on. Dropkicks, leg lariats, reverse elbows, the lot.
Angle managed a very brief reprieve as he raked the eyes of Jericho and went to
whip him into the ropes. Pillman made a quick blind tag and headed in behind
Angle who was surrounded, but whilst the ref and Angle had seen the tag, it
seemed Jericho hadn't noticed. Angle dropped down while Jericho was still
running and the Canadian ran right into Pillman, and the two clashed heads.
Hard. Pillman staggered up and Angle quickly rolled him up for three.

The dream of a clean sweep gone and suddenly it was all going wrong as Pillman
quickly vented his anger not on Kurt Angle but on Chris Jericho, blaming him
for the fall. The two quickly engaged in a very heated shoving match, each
man thrusting their hands right in the other mans face, and it was clear they
were going to come to blows. O'Haire, Tanaka and Eaton came in and it took all
three just to hold back Pillman. Angle meanwhile grabbed Jericho by the Angle
and took him down, right into the ankle lock. O'Haire and company were left
with a choice - go to save Jericho but let Pillman loose and surely have him
pound away on Jericho, or hold Pillman back and risk Jericho being left with no
choice but to tap. They went for the latter, and sure enough, Jericho could not
escape and had to tap. Jericho was fuming and Angle released him back into the
fray and officials had to come out and step in, leading both Pillman and
Jericho out seperately.

In all this, the sides were down to three against two, and it was the turn of
Steve Corino to try his luck. Masato Tanaka kept him guessing, only for Kurt
Angle to pull the ropes down as Tanaka ran into them, sending him to the
outside. Tanaka would have made it back in, but as he got onto the apron,
Corino hit him with an Old School Expulsion of sorts - due to the ropes being
somewhat in the way he couldn't get all of it, but Tanaka had already been up
to six by the refs count so was soon counted out.

And the comeback was well and truly complete when Angle mixed it up with Bobby
Eaton and after a brief flurry by Eaton, Angle came back, and caught Eaton
coming off the ropes with the Olympic Slam for the 1-2-3. Angle and Corino
had just come from a five-on-two deficit to score four straight falls.

Still, there was hope for O'Haire as he got to mix it up with his hated rival
Kurt Angle and after Angle looked good, O'Haire caught him coming off the ropes
too, this time with a powerslam that put away the former Olympic champion.

So it was down to Sean O'Haire and Steve Corino - the two men who went an hour
together in the Royal Rumble match at Last Man Standing, and much like that
night, Corino dominated proceedings here using his size and strength advantage
to the full. O'Haire had Corino on the back foot, even down on his knees, and
went to lift the television champion up - BOOM! Corino showed just how far he's
come this year, springing to his feet, spinning O'Haire around and hitting the
Old School Expulsion out of nowhere, and just like that, he scored a huge
victory. O'Haire couldn't believe it when he came to, and neither could
Corino as he grabbed his belt and made a quick exit.

Survivor: Steve Corino *** 1/2

We go backstage to Michael Cole with Don Muraco and company.

Cole: "Don Muraco, tonight sees your first pay-per-view as reigning champion
of the DWF, but the title is not on the line as instead you face four of the
top challengers in an elimination match."

Muraco: "Finally what the DWF have tried to prevent from happening has
happened and I stand before you now as the heavyweight champion of the world.
And Raven, surprise surprise, he's back for more yet again. Sure, he beat me,
ONCE, but ever since he's been trying again and again and he just can't get
the job done. Tonight, recent history repeats itself yet again, and just like
Jerry Lynn before you Raven, I shall waste no time in finishing you off for
good."

Wright: "And Dynamite Kid, the new reich standing before you will crush you
like the insect you are. Just like I did Raven last Monday, I shall be
victorious once again."

Jeff: "And here's a little something I wrote earlier.

The evil is me
John Cena you shall perish
My hair is superb."

Muraco and Cole glance at each other nervously.

Muraco: "John Cena too will suffer nice and quickly, as will Devon Storm. But
Raven, I'm saving the best for last."

We switch to the first aid room where Jonathan Coachman is lying. Larry
Zbyszko stands besides him. Coach seems somewhat out of it.

Coach: "Larry Zubuzy... Zizzywi... Larry Z, did we win?"

Larry: "We won Coach, we won."

Coach: "And did I survive, did I survive the Survivor Series?"

Larry: "No Coach, no you didn't."

Coach: "......... what do I do now?"

As Coach slumps back again we hit the ring for the next match. And sure enough,
following entrances from King Kanyon and Matt Hardy, we see two men who you'd
not have expected to see in a DWF ring, out come Heidenreich, then Gene
Snitsky. Jody Fleisch' men are already in the ring and we kick off our next
match.


Jody Fleisch, Christian York, Joey Matthews & Hayabusa vs Matt Hardy, King Kanyon, Gene Snitsky & Heidenreich

Matt Hardy had his new bodyguards and effective they were. Just minutes into
the match, Gene Snitsky overpowered Hayabusa and delivered a big pumphandle
slam to score the first pin.

Christian York tried his luck and he had the chance to get revenge on Matt
Hardy for all the lies that have been perpetrated. He looked good too until
he ran off the ropes and got hit from behind by Heidenreich. York staggered
around and Matt Hardy hit a clothesline. Being Survivor Series he, of course,
got the pin.

Jody Fleisch sensed the trouble ahead but still mounted his comeback attempt.
When it looked bleak with King Kanyon having him on the run, Jody nipped up
and hooked Kanyon in a small package to get one back. It wasn't long though
for Fleisch as Matt Hardy came in and hit him from behind and delivered the
Twist of Fate for the pin. Doubtless though, Matt will be hoping for a chance
for more sustained punishment in the future though.

So Joey Matthews was left with a severe disadvantage, and was soon sent
sprawling from the ring when Gene Snitsky pulled the ropes down. Legal man
Heidenreich lept to the outside, probably half blind with those ridiculous
shades on, and was able to deliver a huge sidewalk slam on the outside, knocking
all the wind out of Matthews. Heidenreich rolled him back in and the pin was
academic. And as the victorious duo of Snitsky and Heidenreich lifted third
survivor Matt Hardy aloft, you can sense things changing aldready.

Survivors: Matt Hardy, Gene Snitsky, Heidenreich *** 1/4

We go backstage to Michael Cole.

Cole: "Raven, next up your match against the team led by Don Muraco."

Raven: "The events that have occured running up to this are by no means
against the norm are they Muraco? It seems wherever I turn, there you are.
I know I'm the one who beat you in January, but I never mentioned it. Funny,
you'd almost think that the way you keep mentioning it suggests that it's
eating you up. And you're right, history WILL repeat itself, but perhaps not
what you'd hoped for."

Dynamite: "Alex Wright, once obviously wasn't enough for you, if it's another
loss you want on your record, you're going the right way about it, and that
goes for that giant lug behind you."

Raven: "I didn't just pick these individuals because of the coincidence of
being in the same place at the same time when this whole thing started. Former
champion Dynamite Kid, as good as anyone. John Cena, still hungry for the world
title and will do anything to get another shot at you Muraco. Devon Storm, the
veteran of the DWF who is as good as ever. Don Muraco, take a look, this is
where your damnation lies tonight and the beginning of the end for your reign
as heavyweight champion of the world."

Before we go back to the ring, we see Chris Jericho wandering by himself
backstage, searching...

Jericho: "PILLMAN!! WHERE ARE YOU PILLMAN! PILLMAN!!"

Jericho continues his search as we hit the ring for the final time.


Raven, Dynamite Kid, "Unnecessarily Evil" John Cena & Devon Storm vs Don Muraco, Jeff Hardy, Alex Wright & Ulf Herman

The main event of the evening would go all the way in a climatic finish and
saw perhaps a new direction for the world title. Alex Wright was moving fast
at the start and quickly he helped single out Devon Storm as Team Muraco cut
the ring in half. Devon was outnumbered, beat down and after a reverse
neckbreaker from Wright, Devon was easy pickings. One Deutsch Suplex later
and the first fall was won.

Ravens team knew who the weak link was on the opposite side and began looking
to lure Jeff Hardy in by taking Wrights offence a little too easily. In came
Jeff, back came Raven and quickly he was beat down in the corner. One Evenflow
later and the scores were level.

John Cena has had a lot to prove in recent months following his last shots at
the world title ending unsuccessfully. Despite a recent loss to Muraco, Cena
wasted no time in taking it to the champion and actually had him on the back
foot with a series of right hands. Muraco backed off, and Cena moved in,
incredibly lifting Muraco off the mat in position for the Eighth Deadly Sin,
an extraordinary accomplishment, but sadly unfulfilled as in ran Ulf Herman
with a steel chair, and Cena got whacked in the back. Herman sacrificed his
own position in the match to protect the teams most valuable property. Muraco
was grateful and soon followed up on that with a quick Tombstone to Cena and
with Ulfs obvious DQ, the pin on Cena levelled things up again.

Dynamite Kid came in to try his luck with Muraco but was soon distracted by
the presence of Ulf Herman who, instead of leaving, was stood in his teams
corner by his man Alex Wright. Muraco took advantage of the distraction and
began working over Dynamite. A missed avalanche like move in the corner though
allowed Dynamite to crawl over and make the big tag to Raven, and now we had
the showdown everyone was waiting for. Muraco and Raven began slugging it out,
with nobody moving an inch. Finally Raven tried a different tactic, coming off
with shoulderblocks that budged Muraco a few inches. Finally one big one sent
them both tumbling through the ropes. On the floor they began slugging it out,
Raven also taking the chance to hit Ulf with a hard clothesline knocking the
big German down. Raven even began winning the fight, punching Muraco so hard
that he was sent reeling into the barricade. Raven noticed the count and hopped
onto the apron but out of sight of the ref, Ulf, still on the floor, reached
out and grabbed Raven by the ankle and pulled him down. Quickly Muraco came
back with some more blows, but the ref kept counting and both men were counted
out. After a brief moment of shock from both men, Raven lept at Muraco and
the fight continued back down the aisle. By now, officials backstage had also
had enough and escorted Ulf Herman to the back.

So it all came down to Dynamite Kid and Alex Wright and following Dynamites
punishment at the hands of Muraco, Wright had the obvious advantage, going
straight for the Deutsch suplex. Luckily for Dynamite, he held onto the ropes
and was going nowhere. Wright then began working him over, but Dynamite didn't
hold the world title for nothing and soon came back, eventually working his
way into a position to try and hit the superplex on Wright. Wright blocked and
tried to throw Dynamite from the ring. Dynamite hung on as best he can and
clambered back up while Wright climbed down a short way, and suddenly the
German found himself with a chance to superplex Dynamite, such was the position
each man was now in. Dynamite blocked that, then delivered a big powerbomb off
the top, almost knocking Wright clean out. Almost. A very near two count
followed, but the match was all but won. Dynamite headed back up and hit the
Swandive for the victory. Big win for Dynamite, and the question is now should
he be the next challenger to Muracos title, or is Ravens position as Muracos
bigger rival going to be the turning point when Matt Hardy and the title
committee make a decision?

Survivor: Dynamite Kid *** 1/2
americamamushiPosted on 06/05/05 at 04:34:58

It's good to see good ol' fashion survivor series matches

Good opening match.  Hopefully that will set the standard for the night.

Zbyszko has still got it apparently.  I almost expected the Coach to win by some fluke.  :)

Wow, 5 Guerreros in the match and not a single one is left.

Ha, that part with Larry & Coach is great. :D
AllPowerfulGARTHPosted on 06/09/05 at 02:35:45

SNITSKY!  And HEIDENREICH!  TOGETHER!  +100 points to your circuit.

Jeff Hardy's haiku is fantastic tonight.  "My hair is superb."  Ha-HA!
91Posted on 06/09/05 at 19:46:02

Yep, Snitsky and Heidenreich as was suggested to me several months ago in that big thread in the indy forum. I did say it was tempting...

And I swear to God, Coach may be the greatest wrestling icon to ever walk the face of this earth.
Snabbit888Posted on 06/17/05 at 01:03:46

La Reistance rule... they got their asses kicked tonight, but they rule, and Team Face dominates the first match.

God, Larry, Coach, and Sean Mooney are priceless.  When Mooney gets fired up, he has much PANCAKE INTENSITY!

Larry's push continues and he's the sole survivor.

Man, Survivor Series is a hard show to feedback. :)

I'm gonna have to stop with specifics right now... it's making my head hurt.  Soooo glad to see Snitsky and Heidenreich... they are by far the most dominant force that will ever be.  And Dynamite Kid continues his hot streak... in line for another title shot soon?

Yeah, this feedback sucked, and I suck for it.  My apologies. :)
91Posted on 06/17/05 at 18:27:32

I still love you. :-*