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Global Wrestling Empire Week Seven, 7/13/05

MattHarmsPosted on 06/05/05 at 23:21:03

Global X-Division Title Match:
James Gibson vs Paul London(c)

Paul London goes for a rana, but James Gibson counters it with a tiger driver.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is cheering on James Gibson.
James Gibson executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Paul London.
James Gibson hits Paul London with a vertical suplex.
James Gibson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
James Gibson uses a kick to the midsection on Paul London.
James Gibson hits Paul London with a kneelift.
James Gibson hits a clothesline on Paul London.
James Gibson executes a tiger driver on Paul London.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
James Gibson goes for an inverted swinging neckbreaker, but Paul London
blocks it.
Paul London hits a spinning heel kick on James Gibson.
Paul London kicks James Gibson.
The crowd is really behind Paul London.
James Gibson kicks Paul London.
The crowd is cheering on James Gibson.
James Gibson whips Paul London into the ropes.
James Gibson hits an armbar takedown on Paul London.
There are lots of chants for James Gibson.
James Gibson uses an electric chair drop on Paul London.
The crowd is really behind James Gibson.
James Gibson goes for a kick to the midsection, but Paul London
counters it with a dragon screw.
Paul London executes a hammerlock on James Gibson.
Paul London goes for a kick to the midsection, but James Gibson
counters it with a dragon screw.
James Gibson hits Paul London with an inverted swinging neckbreaker.
James Gibson is going for the cover.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with a hiptoss.
James Gibson hits Paul London with a back suplex.
[ portion of match removed ]
James Gibson hits Paul London with a forearm smash.
James Gibson hits Paul London.
The crowd is behind James Gibson all the way.
James Gibson chops Paul London.
James Gibson hits Paul London.
James Gibson uses a forearm smash on Paul London.
James Gibson nails Paul London with a clothesline.
James Gibson is going for the pin.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with a snap mare.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
Paul London misses with an elbow.
James Gibson uses a clothesline on Paul London.
James Gibson hits a clothesline on Paul London.
James Gibson whips Paul London into the ropes, but Paul London reverses it.
Paul London hits James Gibson with a shoulderblock.
Paul London uses a spinning heel kick on James Gibson.
[ portion of match removed ]
James Gibson places Paul London on the turnbuckle.
James Gibson hits a superplex on Paul London.
The crowd is giving James Gibson a standing ovation.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
James Gibson misses with a clothesline.
James Gibson hits Paul London with a clothesline.
Paul London falls out of the ring.
Andrew Thomas counts: one, two, three, Paul London reenters the ring.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with a clothesline.
James Gibson uses a swinging neckbreaker on Paul London.
The crowd is giving James Gibson a standing ovation.
James Gibson catches Paul London in a front facelock.
Paul London is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Paul London grabs the ropes after 17 seconds.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
Paul London goes for an armdrag takedown, but James Gibson blocks it.
James Gibson executes a vertical suplex on Paul London.
James Gibson hits Paul London with a clothesline.
James Gibson hits Paul London with an electric chair drop.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for James Gibson.
James Gibson executes the Trailer Hitch on Paul London.
Paul London is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Paul London tries to escape the hold.
Paul London tries to fight the pain.
Paul London breaks the hold after 23 seconds.
Paul London chops James Gibson.
Paul London punches James Gibson.
Paul London whips James Gibson into the ropes, but James Gibson reverses it.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with a kick to the knee.
James Gibson hits Paul London.
James Gibson kicks Paul London.
The crowd is giving James Gibson a standing ovation.
James Gibson punches Paul London.
The crowd is giving James Gibson a standing ovation.
James Gibson uses a clothesline on Paul London.
James Gibson goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Paul London
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London hits James Gibson with an elbow.
Paul London takes James Gibson down with a stomp.
Paul London is going for the pin.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul London goes for a dropsault, but James Gibson side-steps and Paul London
only hits air.
The crowd erupts.
James Gibson goes for a snap mare, but Paul London blocks it.
Paul London executes a back elbow on James Gibson.
Paul London uses a springboard headscissors on James Gibson.
Paul London has the crowd going wild.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London goes for an Asai moonsault, but James Gibson counters it with
a Tombstone.
The crowd is giving James Gibson a standing ovation.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
James Gibson hits a snap mare on Paul London.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
Paul London takes James Gibson down with an enzuigiri.
Paul London has the crowd going wild.
Paul London executes a backbreaker on James Gibson.
Paul London whips James Gibson into the ropes.
Paul London hits James Gibson with a shoulderblock.
Paul London is going for the cover.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Paul London hits James Gibson with a gutwrench suplex.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Paul London executes a double-leg takedown on James Gibson.
Paul London works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Paul London uses a dropsault on James Gibson.
Paul London goes for a forearm smash, but James Gibson blocks it.
James Gibson uses a kick to the knee on Paul London.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
Paul London executes a slap on James Gibson.
Paul London executes a hammerlock on James Gibson.
Paul London goes for a snap mare, but James Gibson blocks it.
James Gibson executes a forearm to the back on Paul London.
James Gibson goes for a tiger driver, but Paul London counters it with a rana.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Paul London has the crowd going wild.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
James Gibson hits a kick to the midsection on Paul London.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with an enzuigiri.
James Gibson executes the Trailer Hitch on Paul London.
James Gibson throws Paul London out of the ring.
Andrew Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Paul London reenters the ring.
James Gibson sends Paul London into the turnbuckle.
James Gibson runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paul London lifts his
knee.
Paul London hits a DDT on James Gibson.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London hits James Gibson with a clothesline.
Paul London whips James Gibson into the ropes.
James Gibson hits a swinging neckbreaker on Paul London.
James Gibson catches Paul London in a double reverse chinlock.
Paul London is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Paul London gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 14 seconds.
James Gibson nails Paul London with a falcon arrow.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Gibson sends Paul London into the turnbuckle.
James Gibson charges into the corner, but Paul London moves out of the way.
Paul London hits an Asai moonsault on James Gibson.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul London takes James Gibson down with a power bomb.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London uses a leg lariat on James Gibson.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London misses with a clothesline.
James Gibson hits Paul London with a shoulderblock.
James Gibson executes an elbowdrop on Paul London.
James Gibson nails Paul London with a back suplex.
James Gibson takes Paul London down with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
James Gibson uses a single-leg takedown on Paul London.
James Gibson runs into the ropes.
Paul London and James Gibson get hit with a double clothesline.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Paul London misses with a clothesline.
Paul London hits James Gibson with a kick.
Paul London nails James Gibson with a dropsault.
Paul London nails James Gibson with a gutwrench suplex.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul London hits a shooting star press on James Gibson.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three.
Paul London has the crowd going wild.

Paul London pinned James Gibson after a shooting star press in 0:16:29.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Paul London retained the Global X-Division Title.)

Paul London gets the win but James Gibson spins him around and goes for a clothesline but London ducks and dropkicks Gibson to the floor. London leaps to the middle of the top rope and TAKES OUT GIBSON WITH A SHOOTING STAR PLANCHA. Gibson goes down underneath him.

Paul Heyman comes out to the ring and says he has went over it long and hard and the number one contender is... Before Heyman can announce who it is, Snitsky enters the ring and grabs Heyman by the throat. Snitsky asks: "Am I the Number One Contender?" Heyman shakes his head no and Snitsky lets go of the throat of Heyman before taking him down with the Baby Punter. The Owner of the Global Wrestling Empire is out cold but Samoa Joe is to the outside. Snitsky swings at Joe but Joe ducks and kicks Snitsky in the chest and Snitsky lands on the floor. Snitsky kicks the ring steps and Samoa Joe yells: "ME, YOU, GLOBAL WORLD TITLE MATCH, NEXT WEEK!"

Spanky says tonight will be his time. He will walk out with the win over Jimmy Jacobs and he will go forward to the Global X-Division Title.

Austin Aries tells his fellow Generation Next Members Jack Evans and Roderick Strong that he will take care of CM Punk and show them how it is done in the ring.

CM Punk vs Austin Aries

Austin Aries attacks CM Punk before the bell.
Austin Aries hits CM Punk with a reverse neckbreaker.
Austin Aries whips CM Punk into the ropes, but CM Punk reverses it.
CM Punk hits Austin Aries with a kick.
CM Punk takes Austin Aries down with a slingshot somersault splash.
CM Punk sends Austin Aries into the turnbuckle, but Austin Aries reverses it.
Austin Aries whips CM Punk into the ropes.
Austin Aries misses with an elbow.
Austin Aries hits CM Punk with a backdrop.
CM Punk falls out of the ring.
Austin Aries jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Austin Aries runs CM Punk into the ringsteps.
Austin Aries knocks CM Punk into the ringsteps.
Austin Aries is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Austin Aries shoves CM Punk into the guardrail.
Austin Aries hits a fireman's carry on CM Punk.
Austin Aries runs CM Punk into the ringsteps.
Andrew Thomas counts:  1.
CM Punk is busted wide open.
Austin Aries runs CM Punk into the ringpost.
Austin Aries hits CM Punk with a monkey flip.
Austin Aries shoves CM Punk into the guardrail.
Andrew Thomas counts:  2.
Austin Aries goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but CM Punk counters it with
a lariat.
Andrew Thomas counts:  3.
CM Punk throws Austin Aries back into the ring.
CM Punk whips Austin Aries into the ropes, but Austin Aries reverses it.
CM Punk goes for a clothesline, but Austin Aries counters it with a hiptoss.
Austin Aries goes for a flying elbowdrop, but CM Punk rolls out of the way.
CM Punk hits a kneelift on Austin Aries.
CM Punk locks Austin Aries in a choke against the ropes.
Andrew Thomas warns CM Punk to let go.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three, four.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three.
[ portion of match removed ]
CM Punk chops Austin Aries.
CM Punk punches Austin Aries.
Austin Aries hits CM Punk.
A fan at ringside badmouths Austin Aries.
CM Punk kicks Austin Aries.
CM Punk takes Austin Aries down with a single arm DDT.
CM Punk hits Austin Aries with a back elbow.
CM Punk is going for the cover.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
CM Punk works the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
CM Punk uses a chop on Austin Aries.
CM Punk hits a dropkick on Austin Aries.
CM Punk uses a slingshot somersault splash on Austin Aries.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
CM Punk hits Austin Aries with a dropkick.
CM Punk executes a diving headbutt on Austin Aries.
CM Punk hits Austin Aries with a back elbow.
CM Punk hits a piledriver on Austin Aries.
The crowd erupts.
CM Punk executes Welcome to Chicago, Motherfucker on Austin Aries.
CM Punk gets a Texas Cloverleaf on Austin Aries.
Austin Aries is inching his way towards the ropes.
Austin Aries inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 24
seconds.
CM Punk gets an armbar submission on Austin Aries.
Austin Aries is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Austin Aries is writhing in pain.
Andrew Thomas checks Austin Aries's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Austin Aries fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds.
Austin Aries attempts to place CM Punk on the turnbuckle, but CM Punk blocks it.
Austin Aries punches CM Punk.
Austin Aries is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Austin Aries hits CM Punk.
Austin Aries executes a kneelift on CM Punk.
Austin Aries goes for a snap mare, but CM Punk blocks it.
CM Punk chops Austin Aries.
Austin Aries hits CM Punk.
Austin Aries takes CM Punk down with a kick to the midsection.
Austin Aries sets up CM Punk on the turnbuckle.
Austin Aries goes for a top-rope DDT, but CM Punk turns in mid-air and lands on
him.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, kickout.
CM Punk sets up Austin Aries on the turnbuckle.
CM Punk executes the Pepsi Plunge on Austin Aries.
CM Punk goes for the pin.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for CM Punk.

CM Punk pinned Austin Aries with the Pepsi Plunge in 0:11:16.
Rating: ***

CM Punk gets his hand raised for the win and leaves Aries in the center of the ring.

Jimmy Jacobs is backstage and says that Spanky will be pinned in the center of the ring. Jacobs also declares that he wants a shot at the Global X-Division Title and will use the Spankster as a stepping stone.

The Havana Pitbulls(Rocky Romero and Ricky Reyes) vs The Briscoe Brothers(Jay and Mark Briscoe)

Rocky Romero leaves the ring.
Ricky Reyes whips Mark Briscoe into the ropes.
Ricky Reyes hits Mark Briscoe with a shoulderblock.
Ricky Reyes goes for a fisherman buster, but Mark Briscoe blocks it.
Mark Briscoe goes for a side suplex, but Ricky Reyes blocks it.
Ricky Reyes goes for a kick to the thigh, but Mark Briscoe counters it with
a dragon screw.
In turn, Ricky Reyes counters it with an enzuigiri.
A fan at ringside badmouths Ricky Reyes.
Ricky Reyes is going for the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, shoulder up.
Ricky Reyes hits Mark Briscoe with a kick to the thigh.
Ricky Reyes executes a flying huracanrana on Mark Briscoe.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ricky Reyes goes for a bulldog, but Mark Briscoe blocks it.
Mark Briscoe tags out to Jay Briscoe.
Rocky Romero enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Mark Briscoe uses a Soviet suplex on Ricky Reyes.
Jay Briscoe hits Ricky Reyes with a flying senton.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Briscoe nails Ricky Reyes with a leg lariat.
Jay Briscoe nails Ricky Reyes with the Michinoku Driver.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Briscoe goes for a back suplex, but Ricky Reyes counters it with
a go-behind.
In turn, Mark Briscoe counters it with a backward kick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mark Briscoe.
Jay Briscoe nails Ricky Reyes with a flying senton.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Briscoe hits a backdrop driver on Ricky Reyes.
A small "Mark Briscoe" chant is being started.
Jay Briscoe goes for a flying senton, but Ricky Reyes rolls out of the way.
Mark Briscoe leaves the ring.
Ricky Reyes whips Jay Briscoe into the ropes, but Jay Briscoe reverses it.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jay Briscoe hits Rocky Romero with series of chops.
Jay Briscoe whips Rocky Romero into the ropes.
Jay Briscoe hits Rocky Romero with a shoulderblock.
Jay Briscoe nails Rocky Romero with a kick to the head.
Jay Briscoe goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Rocky Romero counters it with
a facerake.
Rocky Romero runs into the ropes.
Rocky Romero nails Jay Briscoe with a rana.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Rocky Romero nails Jay Briscoe with a chop.
Rocky Romero goes for a kick to the thigh, but Jay Briscoe counters it with
a dragon screw.
Jay Briscoe takes Rocky Romero down with a fisherman buster.
The crowd is cheering on Jay Briscoe.
Jay Briscoe throws Rocky Romero out of the ring.
Jay Briscoe goes outside.
Mark Briscoe comes over to make it two-on-one.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jay Briscoe climbs back into the ring.
Rocky Romero hits Jay Briscoe with a back elbow.
Rocky Romero executes a flying axhandle on Jay Briscoe.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Rocky Romero tags out to Ricky Reyes.
Ricky Reyes and Rocky Romero whip Jay Briscoe into the ropes.
They hit Jay Briscoe with a double fist to the midsection.
Rocky Romero leaves the ring.
Ricky Reyes takes Jay Briscoe down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Ricky Reyes tags Rocky Romero.
Rocky Romero lifts Jay Briscoe up.
Ricky Reyes nails Jay Briscoe with the Cuban Missile Crisis and goes for
the pin.
Mark Johnson counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.


The Havana Pitbulls (Ricky Reyes and Rocky Romero) defeated
The Briscoe Bros. (Jay Briscoe and Mark Briscoe) when R. Reyes pinned J. Briscoe
after the Cuban Missile Crisis in 0:08:01.
Rating: ****

Rob Van Dam is backstage and says that Charlie Haas has been a torn in his side for nearly two months now but tonight, Van Dam vows to close the feud with Charlie Haas by whipping him like a dog in a strap match. Van Dam walks out and bumps into Gene Snitsky. Snitsky and Van Dam share a stare down and Van Dam wishes Snitsky good luck next week in his title conquest, "because, what you do to babies is not cool and I look forward to relieving you of the Global World Title should you win it. Why? Because I am Rob Van Dam". Snitsky shoves Rob Van Dam and yells: "I AM NOT JUST A ONE DIMENSIONAL GIMMICK DAMNIT." Van Dam shrugs and says "whatever" leaving Snitsky to walk off in a huff.

Rodney Mack vs Hardcore Holly

Hardcore Holly hits Rodney Mack with a clothesline.
Rodney Mack falls out of the ring.
Rudy Charles counts: one, Rodney Mack reenters the ring.
Hardcore Holly throws Rodney Mack out of the ring.
Hardcore Holly goes through the ropes.
Hardcore Holly is handed a chain.
Hardcore Holly hits him with the chain.
Hardcore Holly is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Hardcore Holly knocks Rodney Mack into the ringsteps.
Rudy Charles counts:  1.
Hardcore Holly knocks Rodney Mack into the ringsteps.
Hardcore Holly executes the Alabama Slam on Rodney Mack on the concrete floor.
Hardcore Holly goes for a dragon suplex, but Rodney Mack counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Rudy Charles counts:  2.
Rudy Charles counts:  3.
Rudy Charles counts:  4.
Rodney Mack gets back into the ring.
Hardcore Holly rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Rodney Mack executes a backdrop on Hardcore Holly.
Rodney Mack hits a back suplex on Hardcore Holly.
Rodney Mack goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Hardcore Holly
blocks it.
Hardcore Holly whips Rodney Mack into the ropes.
Hardcore Holly hits a backbreaker on Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Hardcore Holly works the crowd.
Hardcore Holly seemingly enjoys the boos.
Hardcore Holly executes a gutwrench suplex on Rodney Mack.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Hardcore Holly uses a vertical suplex on Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly executes a backbreaker on Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Holly nails Rodney Mack with a clothesline.
Hardcore Holly works the crowd.
Hardcore Holly is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
[ portion of match removed ]
Hardcore Holly hits Rodney Mack with a Hotshot.
Hardcore Holly whips Rodney Mack into the ropes.
Rodney Mack hits Hardcore Holly with a shoulderblock.
Rodney Mack goes for a backbreaker, but Hardcore Holly blocks it.
Hardcore Holly punches Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly chops Rodney Mack.
Rodney Mack punches Hardcore Holly.
The cheers for Rodney Mack are drowning out the boos.
Rodney Mack chops Hardcore Holly.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Rodney Mack chops Hardcore Holly.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Rodney Mack gets a chokehold on Hardcore Holly.
Rudy Charles warns Rodney Mack to let go.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
Rodney Mack hits a backbreaker on Hardcore Holly.
Rodney Mack hits a Gorilla Press on Hardcore Holly.
The boos are resurfacing again.
[ portion of match removed ]
Rodney Mack catches Hardcore Holly in a chokehold.
Rudy Charles warns Rodney Mack to let go.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three, four.
Rodney Mack punches Hardcore Holly.
Hardcore Holly hits Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hardcore Holly chops Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Rodney Mack hits Hardcore Holly.
Rodney Mack kicks Hardcore Holly.
The cheers for Rodney Mack are drowning out the boos.
Rodney Mack runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Holly hits Rodney Mack with a kick.
Hardcore Holly hits a back suplex on Rodney Mack.
Hardcore Holly acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hardcore Holly goes for an elbowdrop, but Rodney Mack rolls out of the way.
Rodney Mack is going for the cover.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Rodney Mack are drowning out the boos.

Rodney Mack pinned Hardcore Holly after a roll away in 0:10:46.
Rating: ** 1/2


Hardcore Holly is not too pleased and he bullies the referee after the match. Holly then bullies the timekeeper and the camera man. Hardcore Holly goes over to bully the head of sercurity but he bites off more than he can chew when the head of sercurity kicks him in the chest and throws him to the ground. The head of sercurity's hat falls off to not reveal just any head of sercurity, it's former WWE Hardcore Champion Steve Blackman. Blackman gets in a martial arts stance but Hardcore Holly is not going to bully someone who will fight back.

Paul London comes to ringside and grabs the third headset for this next match.

Spanky vs Jimmy Jacobs

They lock up.
Spanky nails Jimmy Jacobs with an enzuigiri.
There are lots of chants for Spanky.
Spanky works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for Spanky.
Spanky hits Jimmy Jacobs with a dropkick to the knee.
Spanky executes an inverted DDT onto the knee on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky hits Jimmy Jacobs with a kick to the face.
Spanky executes flying headscissors on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky nails Jimmy Jacobs with a springboard dropkick.
Spanky executes a springboard dropkick on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky is going for the cover.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Spanky hits a dropkick to the knee on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky uses a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky hits Jimmy Jacobs with a kick to the midsection.
Spanky runs into the ropes.
[ portion of match removed ]
Andrew Thomas counts:  2.
Jimmy Jacobs nails Spanky with a kick to the midsection.
Jimmy Jacobs gets back into the ring.
Spanky climbs back into the ring.
Jimmy Jacobs nails Spanky with a headbutt.
Jimmy Jacobs hits a roundhouse right on Spanky.
Jimmy Jacobs takes Spanky down with a chop.
Jimmy Jacobs puts Spanky in a side headlock.
Spanky is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Spanky tries to escape the hold.
Spanky summons one last burst of energy.
Andrew Thomas asks Spanky if he should stop the fight.
Spanky shakes his head.
Andrew Thomas checks Spanky's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Spanky fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds.
Spanky throws Jimmy Jacobs out of the ring.
Andrew Thomas counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jimmy Jacobs
reenters the ring.
Spanky uses a dropkick on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky nails Jimmy Jacobs with an inverted DDT onto the knee.
There are lots of chants for Spanky.
Spanky attempts to place Jimmy Jacobs on the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Jacobs
blocks it.
Spanky nails Jimmy Jacobs with a dropkick.
Spanky uses a forearm smash on Jimmy Jacobs.
Spanky nails Jimmy Jacobs with a dropkick to the knee.
Spanky hits Jimmy Jacobs with a single-leg takedown.
Spanky throws Jimmy Jacobs out of the ring.
Spanky rolls out under the bottom rope.
Spanky throws Jimmy Jacobs into the guardrail.
Andrew Thomas counts:  1.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jimmy Jacobs executes a low blow on Spanky.
Jimmy Jacobs catches Spanky in a side headlock.
Spanky inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Jimmy Jacobs goes for a lariat, but Spanky counters it with a crucifix.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Spanky whips Jimmy Jacobs into the ropes, but Jimmy Jacobs reverses it.
Spanky takes Jimmy Jacobs down with a rana.
Andrew Thomas counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Spanky.

Spanky pinned Jimmy Jacobs after a rana in 0:09:34.
Rating: **

Spanky gets the win but Paul London is in the ring and he grabs the microphone. London says he isn't impressed enough with Spanky's fluke win and declares Spanky will never get a title shot. This brings out Paul Heyman, with an ice pack on his head from receiving the Baby Punter earlier. Heyman decides to punish London for ducking Spanky by giving Spanky a Global X-Division Title Shot next week. Spanky is excited but Heyman tells Spanky to hold it because there is this little matter of him attacking Jimmy Jacobs last week. Heyman punishes Spanky by inserting the Barbaric Berzerker into the match to make in a Three Way Dance to the Global X-Division Champion. London really goes ballastic as he doesn't have to be pinned to lose the title.

Strap Match:
Charlie Haas vs Rob Van Dam

Rob Van Dam tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Charlie Haas
is there before him.
Charlie Haas hits turnbuckle number two.
Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a DDT.
Charlie Haas has the crowd going wild.
Charlie Haas gets a choke against the ropes on Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds.
Charlie Haas locks Rob Van Dam in a choke against the ropes.
Rob Van Dam manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Charlie Haas goes for a choke against the ropes, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Rob Van Dam nails Charlie Haas with a springboard side kick.
Rob Van Dam chokes him with the strap.
Rob Van Dam takes Charlie Haas down with a monkey flip.
Rob Van Dam goes for the Van Daminator, but Charlie Haas ducks out of the way.
Charlie Haas goes for a forearm smash, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Rob Van Dam chops Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas chops Rob Van Dam.
The crowd is going crazy.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas chokes him with the strap.
Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a legsweep.
Charlie Haas goes for the Haas Of Pain, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Charlie Haas executes a flapjack on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas hits a bulldog on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Rob Van Dam
is there before him.
Rob Van Dam tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Charlie Haas is in the way.
Rob Van Dam executes a flying cross body press on Charlie Haas.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas with a springboard moonsault.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Rob Van Dam hits turnbuckle number one.
Rob Van Dam tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Charlie Haas
is there before him.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Rob Van Dam takes him down.
Rob Van Dam whips him with the strap.
Rob Van Dam hits a springboard side kick on Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam goes for a superkick, but Charlie Haas ducks out of the way.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with a vertical suplex.
Charlie Haas executes a back elbow on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas chokes him with the strap.
Charlie Haas uses a kick to the midsection on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas uses a bodyslam on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Rob Van Dam takes him down.
Rob Van Dam nails Charlie Haas with a Hotshot.
Numerous fans are using Rob Van Dam for target practice.
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Rob Van Dam takes Charlie Haas down with a flying legdrop.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Rob Van Dam chokes him with the strap.
Rob Van Dam goes for a kick to the midsection, but Charlie Haas
counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, Rob Van Dam counters it with an enzuigiri.
Rob Van Dam goes for a headlock takedown, but Charlie Haas counters it with
a back suplex.
Charlie Haas takes Rob Van Dam down with an elbowdrop.
Charlie Haas chokes him with the strap.
Charlie Haas covers Rob Van Dam.
Rudy Charles counts: One, kickout.
Charlie Haas goes for a DDT, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas with a forearm smash.
Rob Van Dam hits a bodyslam on Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam hits turnbuckle number one.
Rob Van Dam tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Charlie Haas takes him down.
Charlie Haas goes for the Haas Of Pain, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
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Rob Van Dam goes for a German suplex, but Charlie Haas counters it with
a go-behind.
Charlie Haas chokes him with the strap.
Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a bulldog.
Charlie Haas hits a DDT on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas has the crowd going wild.
Charlie Haas is going for the pin.
Rudy Charles counts: One, shoulder up.
Charlie Haas goes for a front facelock, but Rob Van Dam counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
Rob Van Dam takes Charlie Haas down with a kick to the midsection.
Rob Van Dam whips him with the strap.
Rob Van Dam hits a dropkick on Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam is being booed out of the building.
Rob Van Dam is going for the cover.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Rob Van Dam goes for the Rolling Thunder, but Charlie Haas gets his knees up.
Charlie Haas covers Rob Van Dam.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Charlie Haas whips him with the strap.
Charlie Haas executes a German suplex on Rob Van Dam.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Charlie Haas hits turnbuckle number one.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number two, but Rob Van Dam takes him down.
Rob Van Dam goes for a superkick, but Charlie Haas ducks out of the way.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with a bodyslam.
Charlie Haas is going for the cover.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with a Russian legsweep.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Rob Van Dam
is there before him.
Rob Van Dam hits turnbuckle number two.
Rob Van Dam hits turnbuckle number three.
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Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a power bomb.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Charlie Haas uses a kneelift on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Charlie Haas hits a powerslam on Rob Van Dam.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, kickout.
Charlie Haas locks Rob Van Dam in a choke against the ropes.
Rob Van Dam reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a powerslam.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Charlie Haas chokes him with the strap.
Charlie Haas executes the Haas Of Pain on Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam tries to escape the hold.
Rob Van Dam is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rob Van Dam isn't moving anymore.
Rudy Charles asks Rob Van Dam if he's had enough.
Rob Van Dam shakes his head.
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Rob Van Dam punches Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam.
The crowd erupts.
Charlie Haas chops Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas.
The crowd is vociferously booing Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas chops Rob Van Dam.
The crowd erupts.
Charlie Haas catches Rob Van Dam in a front facelock.
Rob Van Dam is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rob Van Dam inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5
seconds.
Charlie Haas executes a bodyslam on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number one, but Rob Van Dam is in the way.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with a double-axhandle to the back.
Charlie Haas hits turnbuckle number one.
Charlie Haas hits turnbuckle number two.
Charlie Haas tries to hit turnbuckle number three, but Rob Van Dam
is in the way.
Charlie Haas goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Rob Van Dam
counters it with a punch.
Rob Van Dam chops Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam punches Charlie Haas.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas goes for a forearm smash, but Rob Van Dam blocks it.
Rob Van Dam executes the Van Daminator on Charlie Haas.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Rob Van Dam chops Charlie Haas.
The crowd is vociferously booing Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam kicks Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas chops Rob Van Dam.
The crowd breaks into a "Charlie, Charlie" chant.
Charlie Haas kicks Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas goes for a flapjack, but Rob Van Dam counters it with an elbowsmash
.
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas with a forearm smash.
Rob Van Dam goes for a kick to the head, but Charlie Haas blocks it.
Charlie Haas uses a back elbow on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a vertical suplex.
The crowd is behind Charlie Haas all the way.
Bill Alfonso enters the ring and hits Charlie Haas with a chair.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Charlie Haas is out cold.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Rob Van Dam nails Charlie Haas with a flying cross body press.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rob Van Dam whips him with the strap.
Rob Van Dam executes a dropkick on Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas with a spin kick.
Rob Van Dam uses the Van Daminator on Charlie Haas.
The crowd is vociferously booing Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam gets a surfboard on Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 15
seconds.
Rob Van Dam uses a forearm to the back on Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam executes the Five Star Frog Splash on Charlie Haas.
Rudy Charles counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

Strap No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Rob Van Dam pinned Charlie Haas with the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:22:24.
Rating: *** 3/4

Van Dam gets on the turnbuckle after the match doing his patented thumb point before making the "I want the belt" motion around his waist.

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London/Jacobs/Spanky, Three Way Dance, Global X-Division Title.

Gene Snitsky vs Samoa Joe, Global World Title

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americamamushiPosted on 06/06/05 at 00:22:09

Hurrah for London

lol, the "Baby Punter."  classic.  :)

Looks like Holly might be on a downward spiral now that he's out of the main even scene.  Steve Blackman?  I never would have seen that coming.

I had a pretty good feeling Spanky would win.  OoOoOoOo... Jacobs vs. London vs. SPanky?  Tantilizing. ;D

I like Van Dam getting the win.  I figured that the winner might set his sights on the belt.  And now that we know it's RVD, after that run in with Gene "Baby: The Other White Meat" Snitsky, I have a feeling that RVD, Snitsky and Joe will all be centering around trading title matches for a little bit.  Which is good, I think that'd be entertaining.  Two workers that can wrestle a technical match and a monster heel.  I think that could be a winning equation for GWE.

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priceless. :D