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UWW: Ultimate World Wrestling

SBOPosted on 04/13/05 at 15:44:38

Just to let you know I will post only in this thread for UWW topics, as I think it's neater and more efficient than posts all over the place.

Ultimate World Wrestling in a wrestling promotion about the size of NWA:TNA. It wants to challenge WWE. It has a TV show, Brave New World, three brand new episodes a month and a PPV each month. The time limit for TV matches is 15 minutes and 20 minutes for the main event, unless otherwise stated. For PPVs 20 minutes per match except for tag team where it is 30, semi main event where it is 30 and main events where it is 60 unless otherwise stated. Title matches will have a 60 minute time limit unless otherwise stated.

There are two titles to begin with, being the UWW World Heavyweight title and the UWW World Tag Team titles.

The circuit is loosely based on the PWWTNM rules, but with obvious differences.

The original roster is:
Bill Goldberg
Terry Funk
Ken Shamrock
D'Lo Brown
CM Punk
Colt Cabana
Scott Steiner
Rick Steiner
Low-Ki
Samoa Joe
Charles Wright
Steve Corino
Brian Lawler
Justin Credible
Danny Doring
Roadkill
Brad Bradley
Ryan Boz
Bryan Danielson
Perry Saturn
Nicole Bass (Manager)
Jason (Manager)

Next up will be the first TV show.
SBOPosted on 04/13/05 at 15:47:31

Brave New World 1

Brad Bradley & Ryan Boz were standing in front of the camera encircling 'The World's Sexiest Man' Jason in a beige suit in ECW '95 style. He has kept his hair short for anyone interested.
Jason: We have taken over Ultimate World Wrestling's production of Brave New World to bring you this very important message.
A video package is shown of Brad Bradley & Ryan Box excelling at a boot camp. Jumping walls, crawling under nets in mud, pulling themselves across monkey bars etc. At the end of the video the words 'Rebel Cell. Here to take over." pop onto the screen.

Danny Doring & Roadkill vs. Justin Credible & Perry Saturn
Roadkill runs into the ropes.
Justin Credible executes a facerake on Roadkill.
Justin Credible tags out to Perry Saturn.
Justin Credible nails Roadkill with a spinning leg lariat.
Perry Saturn goes for a German suplex, but Roadkill counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Justin Credible leaves the ring.
Roadkill nails Perry Saturn with a low blow.
Roadkill runs into the ropes.
Brad Bradley pulls down the top rope.
Rahzel Williams calls for the DQ.
A small "Roadkill" chant is being started.

The winners are Danny Doring and Roadkill. Time of match: 0:01:30

Danny Doring and Roadkill defeated Justin Credible and Perry Saturn when Roadkill defeated Saturn by disqualification in 0:01:30.
Rating: **

The first match in UWW history ended almost as quickly as it started. Rebel Cell came down to the ring and made their presence known within the first couple of seconds. A quick encounter between Perry Saturn and Roadkill led to Bradley pulling the top rope down and sending Roadkill to the floor. Referee Rahzel Williams quickly called for the bell.
After the match Rebel Cell attacked Doring from behind and also continued to destroy Roadkill.

"Pimp Daddy" Charles Wright w/Nicole Bass vs. Samoa Joe
Samoa Joe executes the Island Driver on Charles Wright.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, three.
Charles Wright complains about a fast count.
Russel Bennett lets the match continue.
Samoa Joe hits a kneedrop on Charles Wright.
Samoa Joe further incites the crowd.
Samoa Joe throws Charles Wright into the turnbuckle, but Charles Wright
reverses it.
Charles Wright goes for a kneelift, but Samoa Joe counters it with a legsweep.
Samoa Joe executes a dragon suplex on Charles Wright.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Samoa Joe uses a lariat on Charles Wright.
Samoa Joe locks Charles Wright in a choke sleeper.
Charles Wright is struggling to reach the ropes.
Charles Wright is inching his way towards the ropes.
Charles Wright is writhing in pain.
Russel Bennett asks Charles Wright if he should stop the fight.
Charles Wright shakes his head.
Charles Wright reaches the ropes after 18 seconds.
Samoa Joe hits Charles Wright with a kneedrop.
Numerous fans are using Samoa Joe for target practice.
Samoa Joe takes Charles Wright down with an enzuigiri.
Samoa Joe uses a dragon suplex on Charles Wright.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Samoa Joe goes for a bootscrape, but Charles Wright blocks it.
Charles Wright hits a kick to the head on Samoa Joe.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

Charles Wright and Samoa Joe battled to a draw in 0:15:00.
Rating: ** 1/4

"Pimp Daddy" Charles Wright is The Godfather, but since his departure from the WWE is struggling for money hence why he is joined by "Nearly Man" Nicole Bass and not hordes of beautiful ladies. This match involved everything. Bass interfering with Joe. Samoa Joe introducing his trademark moves to the crowd. He pinned Wright after an Island Driver, but Wright managed to persuade the ref it was a fast count and got the match restarted. Joe continued to dominate, but just couldn't pull out the win and the 15 minute time limit came into play.

Before either man could leave the ring "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino came down the aisle with microphone in hand.
Corino: Oh, how the mighty have fallen. "Pimp (Don't call me Godfather) Daddy" Charles Wright no longer has his STD infected posse of women to accompany him to ringside. Which, don't get me wrong is the best thing since the demise of ECW, it's just interesting to see him be brought down to the squared circle by someone more manly than Papa Shango. Now, Wright, you shouldn't bring any woman down to the ring, wrestling is no place for women. I don't want to see you again with a skanking ho, and I no for certain these fans don't want to see you with a skanking ho, so just save us all and put it away.

We cut to backstage where CM Punk & Colt Cabana are.
Punk: Many of you won't know who we are. Many of you will be wondering why a tattooed freak and a sponsor of Pepsi is doing with a muscle-bound moron and a sponsor of Coke.
Cabana: Hey Punk, who you calling a muscle-bound moron?
Punk: Whoa, cool it Colt. I'm just saying it for atmosphere for the promo.
Cabana: We don't need no stinking atmosphere. We just shoot from the hip. Wrestling fans we're The Second City Saints fighting outta Chicago and we're here in UWW for one reason...
Punk: To make a name for ourselves. So Steiner Brothers stand aside the new generation is coming through.

"American Dragon" Bryan Danielson vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner
Scott Steiner whips American Dragon into the ropes, but American Dragon
reverses it.
Scott Steiner hits American Dragon with a clothesline.
Scott Steiner hits an elbowdrop on American Dragon.
Scott Steiner hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on American Dragon.
Scott Steiner goes for a power bomb, but American Dragon counters it with
a kneebar.
Scott Steiner is struggling to reach the ropes.
Scott Steiner is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scott Steiner manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 26 seconds.
American Dragon executes the Cattle Mutilation on Scott Steiner.
Russel Bennett checks Scott Steiner's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Russel Bennett stops the match after 17 seconds.
A small "American Dragon" chant is being started.

The winner is American Dragon. Time of match: 0:07:34

American Dragon defeated Scott Steiner when Scott Steiner passed out in the
Cattle Mutilation in 0:07:34.
Rating: ***

Small time indie worker "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson got to work against the huge name Scott Steiner in the main event of the first Brave New World and managed to pull of one of the biggest upsets ever. Notorious troublemaker Steiner actually let the relatively unknown Danielson 50% of the offence and allowed him to show off his deadly submission skills. Danielson managed to go from a kneebar into a Cattle Mutilation effortlessly and forced Steiner to pass out.

We again cut backstage to see Bill Goldberg standing there in his wrestling trunks.
Goldberg: Former WWE champion, former WCW champion, holder of the longest unbeaten streak in pro wrestling history, I'm here in Ultimate World Wrestling for one reason and one reason only. I'm here to keep my legacy alive in the notoriously fickle world of wrestling. The only way I'm going to do that is by capturing the UWW World Heavyweight title at UWW's first pay-per-view Inception. I don't care whom I've got to go through to get there, because I've been through the best. Now I'm the best and I sure as hell know, no one can go through me!

Card rating: ** 3/4
Shaun SindelmanPosted on 04/13/05 at 21:28:11

On 04/13/05 at 15:44:38, SBO wrote:
The circuit is loosely based on the PWWTNM rules, but with obvious differences.
i dont believe ive ever seen these rules. where didja get them???
SBOPosted on 04/15/05 at 19:21:21

Off of Josh Liller's now defunct website under rules.  :)

Brave New World 2

Low-Ki vs. Perry Saturn
Low-Ki hits Perry Saturn with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Low-Ki throws Perry Saturn into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Low-Ki takes Perry Saturn down with a mounted punch.
Low-Ki hits a legsweep on Perry Saturn.
Low-Ki goes for a Frankensteiner, but Perry Saturn counters it with a power bomb
.
Russel Bennett counts:  4.
Perry Saturn throws Low-Ki into the guardrail.
Perry Saturn gives him a flying legdrop, but Low-Ki doesn't even care.
The crowd is really behind Low-Ki.
Perry Saturn goes for a tiger suplex, but Low-Ki blocks it.
Russel Bennett counts:  5.
Low-Ki gets back into the ring.
Perry Saturn rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Low-Ki hits Perry Saturn with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is really behind Low-Ki.
Low-Ki executes the Ki Crusher on Perry Saturn.
The crowd is really behind Low-Ki.
Low-Ki goes for the pin.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Low-Ki are deafening.

The winner is Low-Ki. Time of match: 0:09:57

Low-Ki pinned Perry Saturn with the Ki Crusher in 0:09:57.
Rating: ****

A beauty of a match. Possibly one of the best sub ten minute matches ever in wrestling. Saturn and Ki managed to tell a story throughout the match. Saturn was worried by Ki's ring offence, so every chance he got he sent him outside of it. Ki managed to turn this against him, when he got back in the ring before Saturn and nailed him with a roundhouse kick to the head and then hit him with a Ki Crusher. Just goes to show that Saturn can still go after years of no one noticing.

Samoa Joe comes out from the back with microphone in hand.
Joe: That was one helluva match guys. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Low-Ki and Perry Saturn. (Crowd show their appreciation). I didn't come out here to give you guys a bigger reception than you've got already. I've come out here to say that as obviously you, Low-Ki, and myself are the best "wrestlers" here in UWW, I just wanted to challenge you to a match at Inception... Submission Rules.
Joe and Ki exchange some inaudible words off the mic, which ends with Joe walking backstage.

Brian Lawler vs. Justin Credible
A fan at ringside badmouths Justin Credible.
Justin Credible punches Brian Lawler.
A fan at ringside badmouths Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler hits Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler hits Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler executes a low blow on Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler nails Justin Credible with a fist to the midsection.
Brian Lawler whips Justin Credible into the ropes.
Brian Lawler goes for a facerake, but Justin Credible blocks it.
Justin Credible throws Brian Lawler out of the ring.
Justin Credible rolls out under the bottom rope.
Justin Credible hits Brian Lawler with a dropkick.
Justin Credible shoves Brian Lawler into the guardrail.
Justin Credible throws Brian Lawler back into the ring.
Justin Credible goes for a chokehold, but Brian Lawler counters it with
a facerake.
Brian Lawler gets a choke against the ropes on Justin Credible.
Michael Trice warns Brian Lawler to let go.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Michael Trice warns Brian Lawler.
Brian Lawler hits Justin Credible with a low blow.
Brian Lawler whips Justin Credible into the ropes.
Brian Lawler misses with an elbow.
Justin Credible hits Brian Lawler with a shoulderblock.
Justin Credible goes for a punch, but Brian Lawler counters it with
a roundhouse right.
Brian Lawler hits Justin Credible with a low blow.
Brian Lawler hits a snap suplex on Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler gives the sign for the Tennessee Jam.
Brian Lawler executes the Tennessee Jam on Justin Credible.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Brian Lawler. Time of match: 0:08:26

Brian Lawler pinned Justin Credible with the Tennessee Jam in 0:08:26.
Rating: ** 1/4

Nothing of note to say about this match. Both men almost snatched victories with near falls in this pretty average bout. Just what you expected. Lawler had the better of the attack and managed to take Credible out with a snap suplex, followed by a Tennessee Jam.

After the match Credible got on the mic, panting.
Credible: Well done, Lawler. Good effort. I mean I nearly had ya there, but you just got a little lucky and managed to get a cross in the Win column. But we all get lucky sometimes, this was your turn, but you won't always be lucky and I'll get you then.
Lawler who was vigorously shaking his head throughout this grabbed a mic off the ring announcer.
Lawler: Hold up baldie! I didn't get lucky. Too Sexy never uses luck to win matches. I just use my immense skill to whip your sorry ass. To show you I can beat you any day, anytime, how about you and me at Inception!
Credible nods at this and says to the camera...
Credible: Book it booker man.

We cut backstage where D'Lo Brown is standing.
Brown: If I may take you back seven years to 1998. There was one man who was head and shoulders above all the rest of the blue chippers. There was one man who simultaneously held the WWF European and Intercontinental title years before Kurt Angle did. That man was me, D'Lo Brown. Since then I've faded fast. Teamed up with losers and fools, and when I've gone it alone, I haven't been given the chances a man of my calibre deserves. There is only one way to show my doubters were wrong, and that is by capturing the UWW World Heavyweight championship, so Bill Goldberg get over yourself because I'm gunning for the gold.

"Pimp Daddy" Charles Wright w/Nicole Bass & "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson vs. The Steiner Brothers
Rick Steiner hits Charles Wright with an elbow.
Rahzel Williams crawls back into the ring.
Rahzel Williams gets up.
Rahzel Williams teases disqualifying Rick Steiner.
Rick Steiner executes a Hotshot on Charles Wright.
Rick Steiner is being booed out of the building.
Rick Steiner whips Charles Wright into the ropes.
Rick Steiner hits Charles Wright with an elbow.
Rick Steiner hits a clothesline on Charles Wright.
Rick Steiner executes the Armlock Submission on Charles Wright.
Charles Wright tries to escape the hold.
Charles Wright breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Charles Wright runs into the ropes.
Steve Corino hits Charles Wright in the back with a chair.
Rahzel Williams threatens The Steiner Brothers with disqualification.
Rick Steiner tags Scott Steiner.
Scott Steiner lifts Charles Wright up.
Rick Steiner nails Charles Wright with the Top Rope Bulldog and goes for
the pin.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, three.
Charles Wright complains about a fast count.
Rahzel Williams lets the match continue.
Scott Steiner whips Charles Wright into the ropes, but Charles Wright
reverses it.
Nicole Bass pulls down the top rope.
Rahzel Williams threatens Charles Wright with disqualification.
Rahzel Williams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Steve Corino helps Scott Steiner back onto his feet.
Charles Wright takes Scott Steiner down with a headbutt.
Charles Wright chops Scott Steiner.
Scott Steiner hits Charles Wright.
Scott Steiner is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Scott Steiner chops Charles Wright.
Charles Wright hits Scott Steiner.
The crowd erupts.
Charles Wright punches Scott Steiner.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Charles Wright executes a powerslam on Scott Steiner.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are Charles Wright and American Dragon. Time of match: 0:39:22

Charles Wright and American Dragon defeated
The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) when Wright pinned
S. Steiner after a powerslam in 0:39:22.
Rating: *** 1/4

For the second show in a row Charles Wright has been involved in an extremely complicated match. The UWW management must be testing out their fans to see how they respond to a 40-minute match on a 1-hour TV programme, and it was a very risky test with the performers involved but it worked. Both Perry Saturn and Steve Corino came down to ringside early in the match, Saturn who interfered against Danielson and Corino against Wright. This led to an interesting situation with a seven-man brawl outside the ring at one time. The Steiner Brothers looked to have the advantage in the first half, but Wright and Dragon managed to hold on and when the 20-minute time limit was up, heel ref Rahzel Williams allowed the match to continue. Wright started to come back and Dragon on many occasions almost made Scott Steiner submit again. The Steiner Brothers were kept in it by the heel reffing of Rahzel Williams and the interference of Corino and Saturn and actually managed to get the first pin when Rick hit Wright with a top rope bulldog. However Rahzel Williams was forced to restart the match due to his fast count. Some interference from Nicole Bass later and Wright hit Scott with a powerslam for the popular upset.

We again cut backstage where we see Ken Shamrock shadow boxing. He then turns to the camera.
Shamrock: Bill Goldberg and D'Lo Brown think they can have a World title match without the 'World's Most Dangerous Man'? They gotta be joking...
Voice: What are you talking about?
The camera pans round where we see 'The Hardcore Legend' Terry Funk walking down the corridor.
Funk: The 'World's Most Dangerous Man'? You're only here in UWW Ken, because you got your ass handed to you by some guy called Tito!
Shamrock: You betta shut up old man.
Funk: Yes that's it Ken take it out on an experienced grappler. Ken you think you know the painful holds and submissions. I'll tell you one thing, I've forgotten more painful holds and submissions than you'll ever know.
This seemed to infuriate Shamrock who went at Funk with left and rights, and managed to catch the cameraman in the foray and sent the camera to the floor where muffled shouts could be heard but nothing seen.

Card rating: ***
SBOPosted on 04/19/05 at 18:40:56

Brave New World 3

We begin the show by seeing "Pimp Daddy" Charles Wright in the ring with his 'ho' Nicole Bass.
Wright: Choo, choo, choo, choo, let's all jump aboard the HO TRAIN! Just to show you how serious a sentiment that is to you fans and to Steve Corino, me and Nicole here have brought in the original pimp to referee my match with Corino at Inception. You may remember him from the hit TV series Starsky & Hutch, my man is "Huggy Bear" otherwise known as Anthony Fargus!
Some scenes from Starsky & Hutch are shown with Huggy Bear pimpin' in high places. Eventually we go back to Charles Wright.
Wright: So me and Huggy are going to get down with our mean selves before the show, so Steve you better bring your A game, 'cos you know you can't handle two master pimps!

Brian Lawler, Charles Wright & American Dragon vs. Justin Credible, Steve Corino & Perry Saturn
Justin Credible hits a bodyslam on American Dragon.
Justin Credible suddenly goes to the outside.
He retrieves brass knuckles.
Justin Credible hits him with the knuckles.
Justin Credible is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Justin Credible hits a headlock takedown on American Dragon.
Justin Credible nails American Dragon with a spinning DDT.
Justin Credible is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Justin Credible is going for the cover.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, shoulder up.
Justin Credible knocks down Rahzel Williams.
Rahzel Williams is out cold.
Justin Credible hits him with the knuckles.
Justin Credible uses a kneedrop on American Dragon.
Justin Credible goes for a snap suplex, but American Dragon counters it with
a small package.
There is no referee to count.
*****************************
Charles Wright hits Justin Credible.
The crowd is cheering on Charles Wright.
Charles Wright punches Justin Credible.
Charles Wright whips Justin Credible into the ropes, but Justin Credible
reverses it.
Charles Wright hits Justin Credible with a clothesline.
Charles Wright tags out to Brian Lawler.
Charles Wright goes for a kick to the head, but Justin Credible
ducks out of the way.
Charles Wright leaves the ring.
Justin Credible runs into the ropes.
Justin Credible executes a swinging neckbreaker on Brian Lawler.
The crowd is booing Justin Credible.
Justin Credible taunts the crowd.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Justin Credible executes a facerake on Brian Lawler.
Justin Credible whips Brian Lawler into the ropes.
Justin Credible hits a dropkick on Brian Lawler.
Justin Credible taunts the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Justin Credible whips Brian Lawler into the turnbuckle.
Justin Credible runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Rahzel Williams slowly gets up.
Rahzel Williams disqualifies Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winners are Brian Lawler, Charles Wright and American Dragon.
Time of match: 0:09:03

Brian Lawler, Charles Wright and American Dragon defeated
Justin Credible, Steve Corino and Perry Saturn when B. Lawler defeated Credible
by disqualification in 0:09:03.
Rating: * 1/2

Justin Credible cost his team the win by knocking out the heel referee. Good move there Justin. His team also had the opponents on the ropes and could have put them away if the referee was awake and had all his senses. It was a gimmick filled brawl that didn't capture the viewers interest, but it was interesting to see The New Impact Players as they were known at the last ECW PPV team up with 1/2 of one of the best ECW tag teams in the early years. Credible got frustrated by Rahzel Williams count so knocked him down. When Williams awoke he called for the bell. End of the match.

The picture fuzzes in and out and at the end we are with Jason in his suit with Rebel Cell once again.
Jason: Watch out wrestling world. There is a new dominant force in wrestling today and they are here to take over. They are Brad Bradley and Ryan Boz, so watch yourself or they'll take you down with it.
This leads to a video of Bradley & Boz just beating up a bunch of jobbers. The words Rebel Cell- Here To Take Over flash across the screen.

Second City Saints, Danny Doring & Roadkill vs. Steiner Brothers & Rebel Cell
Ryan Boz gets back into the ring.
CM Punk climbs back into the ring.
CM Punk brings the table into the ring.
Jason enters the ring and hits CM Punk with a chair.
Before Jason connects, CM Punk moves out of the way.
Jason hits Ryan Boz.
CM Punk throws Jason over the top rope.
CM Punk is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Ryan Boz is out cold.
CM Punk hits a pumphandle tombstone on Ryan Boz.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
CM Punk sets up Ryan Boz on the table.
CM Punk tries to drive Ryan Boz through the table with
a slingshot somersault splash, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Ryan Boz hits CM Punk with a forearm to the back.
Ryan Boz goes for a roundhouse right, but CM Punk blocks it.
CM Punk sets up Ryan Boz on the turnbuckle.
CM Punk executes the Pepsi Plunge on Ryan Boz.
CM Punk goes for the pin.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for CM Punk.

The winners are Second City Saints, Danny Doring and Roadkill. Time of match:
0:08:40

Second City Saints (CM Punk and Colt Cabana), Danny Doring and Roadkill
defeated The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) and Rebel Cell
(Brad Bradley and Ryan Boz) when Punk pinned Boz with the Pepsi Plunge in
          0:08:40.
Rating: **

The start of the match was Steiners against Doring & Roadkill. Unfortunately as expected the workrate was not there. The match began to pick up when the IWA:MS guys got in the ring together. However instead of the decent IWA:MS, they decided to bring the weapons and for the second match in a row it became a gimmick filled brawl. The ending was cool with Jason hitting Boz with a chair, Punk putting himself through the table, but shaking it off to deliver a Pepsi Plunge for the victory. Scott Steiner now drops to 0-3.

We cut backstage where Low-Ki is standing in a non descript wall.
Ki: Samoa Joe. Last week at UWW Brave New World, you challenged me to a submissions match at UWW Inception. Well you did not get a reply. Let me tell you Joe, I accept your challenge and I look forward to making you submit very soon.

Bill Goldberg & Low-Ki (subbing for Terry Funk) vs. Ken Shamrock & D'Lo Brown
D'Lo Brown runs into the ropes.
Bill Goldberg hits D'Lo Brown with a backdrop.
Bill Goldberg takes D'Lo Brown down with a hiptoss.
Bill Goldberg goes for a dropkick, but D'Lo Brown side-steps and Bill Goldberg
only hits air.
D'Lo Brown locks Bill Goldberg in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Bill Goldberg tries to escape the hold.
Bill Goldberg grabs the ropes after 6 seconds.
D'Lo Brown executes the Sky High on Bill Goldberg.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
D'Lo Brown catches Bill Goldberg in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Bill Goldberg tries to escape the hold.
Bill Goldberg tries to fight the pain.
Bill Goldberg grabs the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
D'Lo Brown executes the Lo-Down on Bill Goldberg.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, Low-Ki makes the save.
D'Lo Brown whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
D'Lo Brown misses with a clothesline.
D'Lo Brown gives him a chop, but Bill Goldberg only stares at him.
D'Lo Brown hits a power bomb on Bill Goldberg.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
D'Lo Brown executes the Lo-Down on Bill Goldberg.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing D'Lo Brown.

The winners are Ken Shamrock and D'Lo Brown. Time of match: 0:14:20

Ken Shamrock and D'Lo Brown defeated Bill Goldberg and Low-Ki when D'Lo pinned
Goldberg with the Lo-Down in 0:14:20.
Rating: ** 1/2
(Terry Funk no-showed.)

Terry Funk's absence was explained by saying that Ken Shamrock got two of his Lion Den dojo trainees to viciously attack him and put him out of action for a while. However Funk should be back for the PPV. D'Lo & Shamrock managed to work well as a team employing all the usual heel tactics. On the other hand Goldberg & Low-Ki did not work well together with Ki only having a short spell in the ring near the beginning. Presumably because Ki is not actually involved in the match at Inception. Before he was pinned Goldberg was made to look like a God, by managing to kick out of two Lo-Down's and one Sky High before succumbing to a third Lo-Down.

The match however ended on bitter terms when Shamrock took D'Lo Brown down from behind and put him in an ankle lock. After a few moments Bill Goldberg was up and nailed Shamrock with a spear, and then all hell let lose, with a three-way brawl.

Card rating: ** 1/4
SBOPosted on 04/20/05 at 21:35:18

Inception

"American Dragon" Bryan Danielson vs. Perry Saturn
They lock up.
Perry Saturn goes for a back suplex, but American Dragon flips over.
American Dragon nails Perry Saturn with a dropkick.
American Dragon gets pumped up.
American Dragon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
American Dragon goes for a power bomb, but Perry Saturn blocks it.
Perry Saturn goes for a front-layout suplex, but American Dragon blocks it.
American Dragon executes a headbutt on Perry Saturn.
American Dragon executes a series of kicks to the head on Perry Saturn.
The crowd is cheering on American Dragon.
American Dragon runs into the ropes.
Perry Saturn hits American Dragon with a shoulderblock.
Perry Saturn covers American Dragon.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Perry Saturn works the crowd.
Perry Saturn is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Perry Saturn takes American Dragon down with a frog splash.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
American Dragon places Perry Saturn on the turnbuckle.
American Dragon uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Perry Saturn.
American Dragon goes for a dragon suplex, but Perry Saturn blocks it.
Perry Saturn executes a German suplex on American Dragon.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rahzel Williams ignores it...
three.
American Dragon complains about a fast count.
The crowd is booing Perry Saturn.

The winner is Perry Saturn. Time of match: 0:01:27

Perry Saturn pinned American Dragon after a German suplex in 0:01:27.
Rating: ** 1/4

That was the whole match report right there. Make up your own match description. All I've got to say is that Rahzel Williams is never returning to UWW ever again.

Danny Doring & Roadkill vs. Rebel Cell w/Jason
Ryan Boz and Brad Bradley hit Roadkill with a double stomp.
Brad Bradley leaves the ring.
Ryan Boz hits Roadkill with a tiger driver.
Michael Trice counts: One, kickout.
Ryan Boz punches Roadkill.
Ryan Boz punches Roadkill.
Numerous fans are using Ryan Boz for target practice.
Roadkill hits Ryan Boz.
The crowd is starting to get behind Roadkill.
Roadkill punches Ryan Boz.
The crowd is starting to get behind Roadkill.
Roadkill chops Ryan Boz.
A small "Roadkill" chant is being started.
Roadkill tags out to Danny Doring.
Brad Bradley enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Roadkill hits Ryan Boz with a waistlock suplex.
A small "Roadkill" chant is being started.
Danny Doring goes for a flying legdrop, but Jason shoves him off the turnbuckle.
Michael Trice calls for the DQ.
A small "Danny Doring" chant is being started.

The winners are Danny Doring and Roadkill. Time of match: 0:09:03

Danny Doring and Roadkill defeated Rebel Cell (Brad Bradley and Ryan Boz) when
Doring defeated Boz by disqualification in 0:09:07.
Rating: * 1/4

After what was earlier said the next match then goes and ends in a cheap DQ. This match took a while to get started with apparently all four men going through the motions quite slowly. At about the half way point Roadkill started to involve the crowd, which helped rescue the match a bit. Doring & Roadkill did have the advantage over Rebel Cell, which was the reason why Jason attempted to help them out and eventually lead to their disqualification.

"Too Sexy" Brian Lawler vs. Justin Credible
Brian Lawler hits a snap suplex on Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler whips Justin Credible into the ropes.
Brian Lawler hits a punch on Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler goes for a vertical suplex, but Justin Credible blocks it.
Justin Credible whips Brian Lawler into the ropes, but Brian Lawler reverses it.
Brian Lawler hits Justin Credible with a kick.
Brian Lawler catches Justin Credible in a choke against the ropes.
Rahzel Williams warns Brian Lawler to let go.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, three, four.
Brian Lawler takes Justin Credible down with a low blow.
Brian Lawler goes for a kick to the groin, but Justin Credible blocks it.
Justin Credible takes Brian Lawler down with a headlock takedown.
Justin Credible runs into the ropes.
Justin Credible nails Brian Lawler with a swinging neckbreaker.
Justin Credible throws Brian Lawler into the turnbuckle.
Justin Credible runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Justin Credible goes for a bodyslam, but Brian Lawler counters it with
a facerake.
Brian Lawler executes a dropkick from the second rope on Justin Credible.
Brian Lawler takes Justin Credible down with a bodyslam.
Brian Lawler executes the Tennessee Jam on Justin Credible.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Brian Lawler.

The winner is Brian Lawler. Time of match: 0:04:28

Brian Lawler pinned Justin Credible with the Tennessee Jam in 0:04:28.
Rating: ***

... And for the third match in a row the bout does not come to a satisfactory end, with the finish coming within a lowly 4 1/2 minutes. Who's booking this shit? The big rematch between Lawler & Credible was slightly disappointing with nothing of note happening. However Rahzel Williams did manage to behave himself for this match.

Match With Special Referee Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus
"Pimp Daddy" Charles Wright w/Nicole Bass vs. "The King Of Old School" Steve Corino
Charles Wright hits a kick to the midsection on Steve Corino.
Charles Wright kicks Steve Corino.
Charles Wright is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Charles Wright chops Steve Corino.
Steve Corino kicks Charles Wright.
Steve Corino chops Charles Wright.
Steve Corino hits Charles Wright.
Steve Corino hits Charles Wright with a dropkick.
A fan at ringside badmouths Steve Corino.
Steve Corino uses a kneedrop on Charles Wright.
Steve Corino is going for the cover.
Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus counts: One, kickout.
Steve Corino nails Charles Wright with a DDT.
Steve Corino runs into the ropes.
Charles Wright goes for a Samoan Drop, but Steve Corino counters it with
a crucifix.
Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus counts: One, two, Nicole Bass distracts
Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus.
Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus is back on the job.
Steve Corino hits Charles Wright.
Steve Corino punches Charles Wright.
A fan at ringside badmouths Steve Corino.
Steve Corino hits Charles Wright.
Steve Corino hits a dragon suplex on Charles Wright.
Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus counts: One, two, three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Steve Corino.

The winner is Steve Corino. Time of match: 0:14:17

Match with Special Referee Anthony "Huggy Bear" Fargus:
Steve Corino pinned Charles Wright after a dragon suplex in 0:14:17.
Rating: ** 3/4

Huggy Bear was the guest ref in a specially striped pimp wear, looking cool. Despite no one knowing that Huggy had any knowledge about wrestling he was very competent with the match, calling it straight down the middle. Wright had the better of the early going, but that changed when Corino managed to lock him in a Boston crab and very nearly got him to submit. From then on Corino had the advantage and despite some desperate attempts from Wright and Bass near the end of the match, Corino prevailed.

Submission Match
Low-Ki vs. Samoa Joe
Samoa Joe collides with Russel Bennett.
Low-Ki nails Samoa Joe with a Yakuza kick.
Low-Ki executes a headbutt on Samoa Joe.
Low-Ki hits a back fist on Samoa Joe.
Low-Ki punches Samoa Joe.
There are lots of chants for Low-Ki.
Samoa Joe kicks Low-Ki.
Low-Ki kicks Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe chops Low-Ki.
Samoa Joe is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Samoa Joe executes the Island Driver on Low-Ki.
Samoa Joe is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Samoa Joe nails Low-Ki with a dragon suplex.
Samoa Joe further incites the crowd.
Samoa Joe catches Low-Ki in a short arm scissors.
There is no referee there to ask Low-Ki.
Low-Ki is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rahzel Williams comes running down to the ring.
Russel Bennett slowly regains conciousness.
Low-Ki tries to escape the hold.
Low-Ki tries to fight the pain.
Low-Ki submits after 20 seconds.
Samoa Joe is being booed out of the building.

The winner is Samoa Joe. Time of match: 0:27:54

Submission Match:
Samoa Joe made Low-Ki submit to a short arm scissors in 0:27:54.
Rating: *** 1/4

From some matches early on that didn't go on long enough; this match went on too long. For the first 15 minutes both men put on a solid showing, then in the next 5 minutes put on a blistering performance which had the crowd eating out of their hand, especially Low-Ki's. Both men hit each other with their finishers time and time again, but were either too tired to follow up or almost got the submission, but it was broken just in time. At the end of the first 20 minutes the bell went for a time limit draw, but it was decided to let the match continue. Unfortunately both men couldn't match what they just did and were too tired. Low-Ki lost a lot of fan support, but Joe did almost get them back involved, but not quite enough.

Second City Saints vs. Steiner Brothers
CM Punk runs into the ropes.
CM Punk executes a lariat on Scott Steiner.
CM Punk hits a reverse neckbreaker on Scott Steiner.
The crowd erupts.
CM Punk gives him a running bootscrape, but Scott Steiner doesn't even care.
Scott Steiner takes CM Punk down with a forearm smash.
Scott Steiner goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but CM Punk blocks it.
CM Punk goes for a series of slaps, but Scott Steiner counters it with
a forearm smash.
Scott Steiner sets up CM Punk on the turnbuckle.
Scott Steiner hits a superplex on CM Punk.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Scott Steiner executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on CM Punk.
CM Punk begs off.
Rick Steiner enters the ring.
Scott Steiner lifts CM Punk up.
Rick Steiner nails CM Punk with the Top Rope Bulldog and goes for the pin.
Numerous fans are using Rick Steiner for target practice.
Rahzel Williams counts: One, two, three.
CM Punk complains about a fast count.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winners are The Steiner Brothers. Time of match: 0:18:30

The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) defeated
Second City Saints (CM Punk and Colt Cabana) when R. Steiner pinned Punk
after the Top Rope Bulldog in 0:18:30.
Rating: ****

The Second City Saints tried to get the early victory by pulling out some of their trademark moves early on, but the Steiners weathered the storm and carried on. Every guy had a go at every guy in a thoroughly enjoyable match that saw the best match the Steiner's have been in for years. Each man played to his strengths in a beautifully orchestrated performance. The Steiner Brother's experience won over Second City Saints pure skill in the end after 18 minutes of pure action.

4-Man Battle Royal for the vacant UWW World Heavyweight Title
Bill Goldberg vs. Terry Funk vs. D'Lo Brown vs. Ken Shamrock
(Bill Goldberg and Terry Funk are going at it.)
Bill Goldberg hits Terry Funk with a flying clothesline.
Bill Goldberg has the crowd going wild.
Bill Goldberg runs into the ropes.
Terry Funk puts Bill Goldberg in a chokehold.
Bill Goldberg grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Terry Funk hits a short clothesline on Bill Goldberg.
Terry Funk is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Terry Funk hits Bill Goldberg with a punch.
(D'Lo Brown and Bill Goldberg are going at it.)
D'Lo Brown goes for a chokehold, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Bill Goldberg nails D'Lo Brown with a vertical suplex.
Bill Goldberg nails D'Lo Brown with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Bill Goldberg and Ken Shamrock whip D'Lo Brown into the ropes.
They attempt to hit D'Lo Brown with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
D'Lo Brown hits a clothesline on Bill Goldberg.
D'Lo Brown shakes his head like an idiot.
The crowd is booing D'Lo Brown.
D'Lo Brown runs into the ropes.
Bill Goldberg hits D'Lo Brown with a back elbow.
Bill Goldberg hits a spinebuster slam on D'Lo Brown.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
** D'Lo Brown has been eliminated.
*************************************
Bill Goldberg reenters the ring.
Terry Funk follows him back in.
Bill Goldberg kicks Terry Funk.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bill Goldberg.
Bill Goldberg chops Terry Funk.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bill Goldberg punches Terry Funk.
The crowd is giving Bill Goldberg a standing ovation.
(Bill Goldberg and Terry Funk are going at it.)
Bill Goldberg executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Terry Funk.
The crowd erupts.
Bill Goldberg goes for a back elbow, but Terry Funk ducks out of the way.
(Terry Funk and Ken Shamrock are going at it.)
Terry Funk executes a punch on Ken Shamrock.
Terry Funk takes Ken Shamrock down with a bulldog.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Terry Funk gives the sign for the Spinning Toe Hold.
Terry Funk executes the Spinning Toe Hold on Ken Shamrock.
Ken Shamrock tries to escape the hold.
Ken Shamrock tries to fight the pain.
Ken Shamrock submits after 8 seconds.
** Ken Shamrock has been eliminated.
**************************************
Bill Goldberg whips Terry Funk into the ropes, but Terry Funk reverses it.
Terry Funk hits Bill Goldberg with a backdrop.
Terry Funk nails Bill Goldberg with a ropeburn.
Terry Funk goes for a back suplex, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Bill Goldberg gives him a savate kick, but Terry Funk only stares at him.
Bill Goldberg hits Terry Funk.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bill Goldberg.
Bill Goldberg hits Terry Funk.
The crowd is giving Bill Goldberg a standing ovation.
Bill Goldberg takes Terry Funk down with a savate kick.
The crowd erupts.
Bill Goldberg hits a Gorilla Press on Terry Funk.
Bill Goldberg runs into the ropes.
Terry Funk goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
Bill Goldberg uses a dropkick on Terry Funk.
Bill Goldberg goes for a vertical suplex, but Terry Funk blocks it.
Terry Funk hits a back suplex on Bill Goldberg.
Terry Funk goes for a vertical suplex, but Bill Goldberg reverses it.
In turn, Terry Funk counters it with a small package.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
** Bill Goldberg has been eliminated.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Terry Funk.

The winner is Terry Funk. Time of match: 0:21:18

4-Man Battle Royal for the vacant UWW World Heavyweight Title:
Terry Funk won a 4-man Battle Royal:
        x Goldberg defeated D'Lo after a spinebuster slam in 0:10:54
        x T. Funk defeated Shamrock after the Spinning Toe Hold in 0:18:14
        x T. Funk defeated Goldberg after a small package in 0:21:18
Rating: ****
(Terry Funk won the UWW World Heavyweight Title. 1st champion)

The four title contenders put on an epic of a match to end Inception with two great matches in a row, in probably the best way to rescue a PPV ever. Terry Funk was busted open on his way to winning the title, to become the first wrestler to bleed in UWW ever as well as becoming the first world heavyweight champion ever. Early in the match Funk was making saves on everyone either to leave who he wanted at the end or just because he is that darn crazy. On several occasions within the first 10 minutes the action spilt outside of the ring. All four men were made to look decent within this time kicking out of finishers or just kicking some ass. D'Lo Brown was the first man to be eliminated showing that when he was superman at the last Brave New World was just a fluke. This led to Funk and Shamrock just going hammer and tong at each other, with a little separation of Funk throwing Goldberg out of the ring, hitting a moonsault plancha and getting cut open in quick succession, before going back to Funk and Shamrock. Like in UFC Shamrock lost once more. This left Goldberg and Funk. Goldberg had the definite better of Funk, but again experience came into play and Funk pilled it out of the bag with a small package.

Card rating: *** 1/2
Shaun SindelmanPosted on 04/23/05 at 16:53:51

Nice ECW feel in the opening match. Too bad it went sour with the DQ. Obviously Jason's connection with Rebel Cell and his old connection with Justin Credible was the root of the finish. Nice job.

Sorry to see `Pimp Daddy' had to scrounge up the Sten show reject to accompany him to the ring. Quite amazing that he went to a time limit with Samoa Joe. I think the ref was blind to fall for the "it's a fast count' line.

WOOO - Steve Corino laying it down.

Double WOO for the Second City Saints.

American Dragon with a beautiful submission win over the master of the Steiner Recliner.

UGH - Nobody wants to see Goldberg grace the ring anymore.
Shaun SindelmanPosted on 04/23/05 at 17:10:59

Let's see if the 2nd show is as good as the first one.

Good showing between Low Ki and Saturn.

Wow - Samoa Joe vs Low Ki - should be a hot one.

Grand Master Sexay...umm I mean Brian Lawler actually got a win over Justin Credible? *sticks head out window* hmm, no flying pigs...maybe hell has frozen over. Not too thrilled with seeing the rematch.

Let me just say that I saw D'Lo Brown at a recent indy show here in NY and he is most definitely capable of being the world champ in UWW if it comes down to that.

If I were Danielson, i'd be not so thrilled at the idea of teaming with `Pimp Daddy' even if it meant being in the ring with what I hope is the classic Steiner Brothers.
WTF is up with Rahzel Williams that he keeps falling for `fast count' claims and letting all the interference occur? Somebody fire him, PLEASE.

Oh lord! First Goldberg and now Shamrock....somebody get me out of here!!! THANK GOD for The Funker.
Shaun SindelmanPosted on 04/23/05 at 17:25:19

So far UWW has been on a roll except for the few "choice" names that have appeared.

HUGGY BEAR???? *runs for the hills*

That's it! Rahzel needs to be ejected NOW. He screwed over the wrong team in Credible, Corino & Saturn.

Ooo - Rebel Cell is here! Should be a good match with all 8 men in the ring. Punk and Cabana with a great win and a nice showing by the debuting team of Rebel Cell.

Shamrock obviously got to Terry Funk earlier in the night and put him away. Not surprised by Goldberg's no selling of D'Lo's big moves. I'd like to see Goldberg vs Shamrock if anything at the PPV rather than Goldberg/Brown or Shamrock/Funk.
Shaun SindelmanPosted on 04/23/05 at 17:38:41

Pretty short opener between Danielson & Saturn. Better luck next time guys.

OH YES - FINALLY!!! Rahzel Williams is OUT OF HEREEEE!

Rebel Cell surely will have words for Jason after his interference cost them a win.

Here's hoping Jason comes to help J.C. as well. Not a bad match tho - I seriously doubt Credible couldve carried Lawler more than the 4 minutes but I am surprised at Lawler gaining another win over Credible.

I'm so torn - do i care for the next match because Corino is in it or skim ahead and forget I saw the words "Huggy Bear"?

*skimming ahead*

Classic I Quit contest between Low Ki and Joe - very hot! Rahzel definitely redeemed himself with doing the right thing in this match though.

And then Rahzel goes back to old ways with the fast count b.s. How DARE he cheat out The Second City Saints?

Here's to rooting for either Funk or D'Lo to walk out as the champ.

And YES...Terry Funk is the first champ - typical ECW historical moment right there.
SBOPosted on 04/26/05 at 18:39:27

Brave New World 4
We are introduced to the first Brave New World after Inception that there will be new tag team champions crowned at the next PPV Meltdown. During the next few Brave New Worlds there will be two round robin tournaments going on with 3 tag teams in each. The top two teams of each block will meet in a tourney at Meltdown. Block A is: Rebel Cell, Second City Saints & newcomer Shaggy 2 Dope & Low-Ki. Block B is: Steiner Brothers, Danny Doring & Roadkill & Steve Corino & Justin Credible.

We see D'Lo Brown stomping around the ring, with a mic kicking the ropes.
Brown: Man I'm pissed off. You know why I'm pissed off? It's because if it wasn't for that oversized, over muscled buffoon who I destroyed single handily two weeks ago, Bill Goldberg, I would be the World Heavyweight champion and not some old man who pisses himself every time he pops down Wal-Mart. Bill Goldberg I will never forget this... But I gonna give you some punishment soon. I don't care for the title anymore, I want you one on one at the next UWW Pay-Per-View Meltdown.
D'Lo throws down the mic and storms backstage.

Balls Mahoney vs. ??
The mystery opponent for the debuting Balls Mahoney is... Kurrgan!

Balls Mahoney takes Kurrgan down with a spinebuster slam.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Balls Mahoney goes for an elbowdrop, but Kurrgan rolls out of the way.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Kurrgan and a few others cheering him.
Kurrgan goes for a vertical suplex, but Balls Mahoney reverses it.
Kurrgan re-reverses it.
Kurrgan goes for a roundhouse right, but Balls Mahoney blocks it.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Lee Griffiths lets the match continue.
Balls Mahoney uses an eye gouge on Kurrgan.
Balls Mahoney runs into the ropes.
Balls Mahoney misses with a clothesline.
Balls Mahoney hits Kurrgan with a kick.
Balls Mahoney gets the crowd to chant "Balls, Balls!".
A portion of the crowd is booing Balls Mahoney.
Balls Mahoney uses a back suplex on Kurrgan.
Balls Mahoney hits Kurrgan with an inverted atomic drop.
Balls Mahoney uses a forearm to the back on Kurrgan.
Balls Mahoney hits Kurrgan with a vertical suplex.
Balls Mahoney punches Kurrgan.
Balls Mahoney acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kurrgan chops Balls Mahoney.
A few fans are booing Kurrgan, while a few others are cheering him.
Kurrgan goes for a kick to the midsection, but Balls Mahoney blocks it.
Balls Mahoney uses an inverted atomic drop on Kurrgan.
Balls Mahoney acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Balls Mahoney hits a power bomb on Kurrgan.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Balls Mahoney executes the Nutcracker Suite on Kurrgan.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, three.
Balls Mahoney acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

The winner is Balls Mahoney. Time of match: 0:16:20

Balls Mahoney pinned Kurrgan with the Nutcracker Suite in 0:16:20.
Rating: -**** 1/4

Eugh. God-awful match. To start with both men seemed to be booked as heels so the crowd didn't know how to respond, which got it off to a poor start. Secondly both men had a move set of about three moves and stuck religiously to them. Thirdly the match lasted about 12 minutes longer than the chants of boring told the guys to wrap it up. The guys seemed to walk through the motions. When the 15-minute time limit expired the ref Lee Griffiths decided to continue the match. Fortunately the match didn't last too much longer. Note to booker: Never book this again.

"American Dragon" Bryan Danielson walked out after the match with a mic.
Dragon: Hey Balls, what the hell do you call that?
Balls Mahoney just shrugs.
Dragon: That my bloated friend is not wrestling. That is just wrong. On the marquee it says Ultimate World Wrestling, not Ultimate World Hit People With Stuff. You've got to learn to wrestle properly. When was the last time you put someone in a Rolling Prawn Hold? How about a figure four leglock? Armbar? Hammerlock? The problem with you Balls is you don't know how to wrestler, but luckily I will teach you a few things at Meltdown.

Block A
Second City Saints vs. Rebel Cell w/Jason
CM Punk takes a swing at Ryan Boz with the frying pan, but he
gets out of the way.
Ryan Boz snatches the frying pan from him.
Ryan Boz takes a swing at CM Punk with the frying pan, but he
gets out of the way.
CM Punk snatches the frying pan from him.
CM Punk hits him with the frying pan.
There are lots of chants for CM Punk.
CM Punk attempts to place Ryan Boz on the turnbuckle, but Ryan Boz blocks it.
CM Punk goes for a DDT, but Ryan Boz counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
Ryan Boz hits CM Punk with a short lariat.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ryan Boz uses a facerake on CM Punk.
CM Punk begs off.
Ryan Boz uses a facerake on CM Punk.
Ryan Boz uses a dropkick on CM Punk.
Ryan Boz executes the Sitdown Tombstone Piledriver on CM Punk.
Ryan Boz goes for the pin.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, three.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

The winners are Rebel Cell. Time of match: 0:17:50

Rebel Cell (Brad Bradley and Ryan Boz) defeated
Second City Saints (CM Punk and Colt Cabana) when Boz pinned Punk with the
Sitdown Tombstone Piledriver in 0:17:50.
Rating: *** 3/4

Brave New World took a turn for the better with this match. Delivering high paced drama, with sport entertainment sprinkled on time. Ref bumps happened, comedy happened, stiff action happened and decent wrestling happened. Near falls and hardcore wrestling were thrown into the mix as well. The finish came after a ref bump and Jason taking Colt Cabana out with a chair. Boz and Punk then went on a comedy routine with a frying pan, with neither man being able to hit each other with it. Punk won the tussle, but when he tried to set up Boz with the Pepsi Plunge it was blocked and Boz hit a sitdown tombstone piledriver for the win and the first two points.

We cut backstage to where Ken Shamrock is.
Shamrock: Terry Funk, you're hobbling around on your plastic knees thinking you're al high and mighty with a few pounds of gold around your waist. If I were you I would saviour the chance, as there will not be another chance to do it after I have finished with you. It seems my Dojo trainees didn't damage you bad enough. Well, that's why there trainees and I've been a professional for 15 odd years. I will take you out old man and I will take that title at the same time!

Block B
Danny Doring & Roadkill vs. Steiner Brothers
Roadkill goes for a bodyslam, but Scott Steiner blocks it.
Scott Steiner goes for a power bomb, but Roadkill counters it with a backdrop.
Roadkill catches Scott Steiner in a boot choke.
Michael Trice warns Roadkill to let go.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
Roadkill takes Scott Steiner down with a side suplex.
Roadkill hits a punch on Scott Steiner.
Roadkill hits a clothesline on Scott Steiner.
Roadkill hits Scott Steiner with a waistlock suplex.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Roadkill goes for a side headlock, but Scott Steiner counters it with
a back suplex.
In turn, Roadkill counters it with an elbowsmash.
Roadkill hits Scott Steiner with a shoulderbreaker.
Roadkill whips Scott Steiner into the ropes.
Roadkill goes for a punch, but Scott Steiner counters it with a roundhouse right
.
Scott Steiner tags out to Rick Steiner.
Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner hit Roadkill with a double kneelift.
Scott Steiner leaves the ring.
Rick Steiner takes Roadkill down with a powerslam.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, three.
Rick Steiner further incites the crowd.

The winners are The Steiner Brothers. Time of match: 0:15:39

The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) defeated
Danny Doring and Roadkill when R. Steiner pinned Roadkill after a powerslam in
          0:15:39.
Rating: * 3/4

Unsurprisingly Danny Doring was the whipping boy in this encounter, with Roadkill being allowed to be shown competitive against the big Steiner Brothers. When Doring was in the match he was being hit by every move the Steiner's could think of, while Roadkill gave as good as he got. Predictably not a classic, but the Steiner Brothers got the best of the final ECW tag team champions, to go top of Block B.

Card rating: **

Round Robin Standings

Block A
=======
1. Rebel Cell (Brad Bradley/Ryan Boz)                       2 ( 1: 0: 0)
2. Second City Saints (CM Punk/Colt Cabana)                 0 ( 0: 1: 0)
   Shaggy 2 Dope and Low-Ki                                 0 ( 0: 0: 0)

Block B
=======
1. The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner/Scott Steiner)        2 ( 1: 0: 0)
2. Danny Doring and Roadkill                                0 ( 0: 1: 0)
   Steve Corino and Justin Credible                         0 ( 0: 0: 0)

Kurrgan quit the company after the show. Oh No!!!!!
SBOPosted on 04/26/05 at 18:45:07

Brave New World 5

"Pimp Daddy" Charles Wright w/Nicole Bass & Major Gunns vs. Samoa Joe
Charles Wright hits a kick to the head on Samoa Joe.
Charles Wright runs into the ropes.
Charles Wright hits Samoa Joe with a kick.
Charles Wright gets a boot choke on Samoa Joe.
Russel Bennett warns Charles Wright to let go.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, three, four.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, three, four.
Charles Wright hits a side suplex on Samoa Joe.
Charles Wright uses a corkscrew legdrop on Samoa Joe.
Charles Wright whips Samoa Joe into the ropes, but Samoa Joe reverses it.
Charles Wright hits Samoa Joe with an elbow.
Charles Wright goes for a savate kick, but Samoa Joe ducks out of the way.
Samoa Joe runs into the ropes.
Samoa Joe hits Charles Wright with a clothesline.
Samoa Joe goes for a Boston crab, but Charles Wright blocks it.
Charles Wright gives him a vertical suplex, but Samoa Joe doesn't budge.
Charles Wright gives him a kneelift, but Samoa Joe doesn't budge.
Samoa Joe runs into the ropes.
Charles Wright goes for a kick to the head, but Samoa Joe blocks it.
Samoa Joe whips Charles Wright into the ropes.
Samoa Joe goes for a slap, but Charles Wright blocks it.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

Charles Wright and Samoa Joe battled to a draw in 0:15:00.
Rating: **

Wright brought along a new ho, for this match, former WCW's Team Canada valet Major Gunns, presumably rescued from her life as a soft-core porn actress. Both men gave as good as they got and was similar in style to their first match, with the same outcome, but no bad reffing this time.

After the match finished Brian Lawler came rushing down the aisle and took Joe down from behind with a clothesline. He stomped on him a few times and then demanded a microphone.
Lawler: It seems Samoa Joe, you and me are the only decent wrestlers who have kept their eye on the proper goal. Instead of swanning after the tag team title, we have stayed true to ourselves and instead of making a makeshift team have continued after our quest for the World Heavyweight title. That's why Samoa Joe, I challenge you to a top contenders match at Meltdown!

We cut backstage where we see Wright hobbling around with Bass & Gunns. Up walks Perry Saturn.
Saturn: I don't know how you do it. I really don't. There you are wearing some cheap clothes robbed off a dead man, and smelling like it too and you manage to get two women. Here I am, a big name in the wrestling world and all I've managed to pull is a mop. Geez, Charles tell me how you do it.
Charles Wright just smiles and shrugs. Perry changes his facial expression from jovial to angry. He then lashes Wright with a right hand to the face. Both men start to brawl, but Bass pulls off Saturn.

Block A
Shaggy 2 Dope & Low-Ki vs. Rebel Cell w/Jason
Shaggy 2 Dope and Low-Ki whip Ryan Boz into the ropes.
They hit Ryan Boz with a double clothesline.
Low-Ki leaves the ring.
Shaggy 2 Dope hits a kick to the midsection on Ryan Boz.
Shaggy 2 Dope hits a jumping DDT on Ryan Boz.
Shaggy 2 Dope is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Shaggy 2 Dope hits Ryan Boz with a punch.
Shaggy 2 Dope hits a punch on Ryan Boz.
Shaggy 2 Dope goes for a jumping DDT, but Ryan Boz counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
Ryan Boz runs into the ropes.
Shaggy 2 Dope hits Ryan Boz with a backdrop.
Shaggy 2 Dope is going for the cover.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaggy 2 Dope runs into the ropes.
Ryan Boz catches Shaggy 2 Dope totally by surprise.
Ryan Boz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Ryan Boz executes the Sitdown Tombstone Piledriver on Shaggy 2 Dope.
Ryan Boz goes for the pin.
Michael Trice counts: One, two, Low-Ki doesn't make it in time... three.
Ryan Boz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

The winners are Rebel Cell. Time of match: 0:05:49

Rebel Cell (Brad Bradley and Ryan Boz) defeated Shaggy 2 Dope and Low-Ki when
Boz pinned Shaggy with the Sitdown Tombstone Piledriver in 0:05:49.
Rating: * 1/2

Insane Clown Posse member Shaggy 2 Dope made his debut in UWW with Low-Ki who instead of having his face painted like a clown had it Clockwork Orange style. Anyway instead of this match being as good as it could have been Shaggy did most of the wrestling for his side and stunk up the joint. Rebel Cell went through their usual power move offence and came off victorious guaranteeing themselves a spot in the UWW Tag Team Title Semi finals.

Block B
Steiner Brothers vs. Steve Corino & Justin Credible
Rick Steiner whips Justin Credible into the ropes, but Justin Credible
reverses it.
Rick Steiner hits a clothesline on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner uses a back suplex on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner uses a backbreaker on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner executes a stomp on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner executes a backbreaker on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner uses a punch on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner uses a Steinerline on Justin Credible.
The crowd is wildly cheering Rick Steiner with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Rick Steiner uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Justin Credible.
Rick Steiner is going for the cover.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, kickout.
Rick Steiner goes for a stomp, but Justin Credible rolls out of the way.
Justin Credible is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Justin Credible takes Rick Steiner down with a bulldog.
Justin Credible covers Rick Steiner.
Lee Griffiths counts: One, two, three.
Justin Credible is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

The winners are Steve Corino and Justin Credible. Time of match: 0:08:42

Steve Corino and Justin Credible defeated
The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner) when Credible pinned
R. Steiner after a bulldog in 0:08:42.
Rating: *** 1/2

Two heel tag teams clash in the main event of the card and once again the Steiner Brothers impress with a thrilling showing and by lying down to the smaller men. All four men wanted to impress all using decent looking moves, but the crowd just didn't love them because of their heel personas. Justin Credible beat Rick Steiner with a version of his own finisher to add insult to injury. Would have been a great match if it were not for the crowd not being into it. Put it down as a play it with the mute button on.

We cut to the outside of the building where D'Lo Brown is talking to some guys just loitering about. A flash limo pulled up alongside. D'Lo went to investigate and had the door opened into his face. Bill Goldberg popped out and pinned him against the side and started drilling him with left and rights to the body. The loiterers tried to stop Goldberg but most were thrown to the ground. Goldberg finished up his assault, hopped back into the limo and it rushed away.

Card rating: ** 3/4

Round Robin Standings

Block A
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1. Rebel Cell (Brad Bradley/Ryan Boz)                       4 ( 2: 0: 0)
2. Second City Saints (CM Punk/Colt Cabana)                 0 ( 0: 1: 0)
   Shaggy 2 Dope and Low-Ki                                 0 ( 0: 1: 0)

Block B
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1. The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner/Scott Steiner)        2 ( 1: 1: 0)
   Steve Corino and Justin Credible                         2 ( 1: 0: 0)
3. Danny Doring and Roadkill                                0 ( 0: 1: 0)
SBOPosted on 05/08/05 at 11:54:26

Brave New World 6

The show starts with Balls Mahoney smiling at the camera backstage holding a personalised steel chair.
Mahoney: Hello ladies and gentlemen to UWW Brave New World. My name is Balls Mahoney and I have a story for you. It goes like this: One day a pro wrestler for many years defeats another pro wrestler who could stick up an air freshener. Then out comes a rookie loser running his mouth about how I don't do wrestling. Well that loser is in for a little surprise, because I admit I'm not the greatest wrestler in the world, but that doesn't stop me from being able to rip him limb from limb using what comes naturally to me... All out brawling. So American Dragon bring all your fancy submissions because they aren't going to work on me once I've hit you with the hardest fucking chair shot in pro wrestling

Block B
Danny Doring & Roadkill vs. Steve Corino & Justin Credible
Steve Corino and Justin Credible hit Danny Doring with a double DDT.
Steve Corino and Justin Credible hit Danny Doring with a double DDT.
Steve Corino and Justin Credible hit Danny Doring with a double dropkick.
Justin Credible takes Danny Doring down with a dropkick.
Steve Corino executes a dragon suplex on Danny Doring.
Roadkill comes over and lays out Justin Credible.
Roadkill hits a clothesline on Steve Corino.
Danny Doring goes for a back suplex, but Steve Corino counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Steve Corino uses a dragon suplex on Danny Doring.
Russel Bennett counts:  2.
Steve Corino takes Danny Doring down with an elbowsmash.
Russel Bennett counts:  3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Russel Bennett counts:  4.
Russel Bennett counts:  5.
Steve Corino reenters the ring.
Danny Doring climbs back into the ring.
Steve Corino hits Danny Doring with a fisherman suplex.
Russel Bennett counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winners are Steve Corino and Justin Credible. Time of match: 0:13:11

Steve Corino and Justin Credible defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Corino
pinned Doring after a fisherman suplex in 0:13:11.
Rating: ** 1/2

Quite a decent opener that guarantees Corino & Credible along with the Steiner Brothers qualify from group B. Credible managed to be the MVP on his team, weakening Doring's neck with several piledrivers and a That's Incredible as well as cutting Roadkill open with the ring bell. Corino & Credible predictably triumphed over the job boys in a quite one-sided affair.

Block A
Second City Saints vs. Shaggy 2 Dope & Low-Ki
Colt Cabana takes Low-Ki down with a high knee.
CM Punk executes a backslide on Low-Ki.
Michael Trice counts:  6.
CM Punk throws Low-Ki into the guardrail.
CM Punk grabs a chair.
CM Punk sets up the chair.
CM Punk takes Low-Ki down with an armlock legsweep DDT onto the chair.
Michael Trice counts:  7.
Michael Trice counts:  8.
CM Punk goes for a series of slaps, but Low-Ki counters it with a forearm smash.
Michael Trice counts:  9.
Low-Ki hits CM Punk with series of chops.
Low-Ki hits CM Punk with a Mongolian chop.
CM Punk has been cut open.
Low-Ki knocks CM Punk into the ringsteps.
Michael Trice counts: 10.
The verdict: A DOUBLE COUNTOUT !

Shaggy 2 Dope and Low-Ki and Second City Saints (CM Punk and Colt Cabana)
battled to a double countout in 0:02:22.
Rating: ** 1/2

A short affair with most of the action happening outside of the ring. It gave us a glimpse of two future stars in Low-Ki & Punk fighting each other, but neither man shone. Low-Ki worked very stiff for the 2 minutes and cut Punk open hard way, which added to the blood already seen and Balls dropping the F Bomb it seems UWW is getting more extreme and fast. Anyhow, this leaves both teams at the bottom their groups with 1 point each, which means both teams will fight a decider in the opening match of Meltdown and the winner goes through to the semi finals of the tag team title tournament.

We go backstage where Charles Wright is with Major Gunns and Nicole Bass enjoying some cocktails.
Wright: Hey ladies, I wonder what that Perry Saturn's problem is? I mean doesn't he know the saying don't hate the player, hate the game. He has no need to hate me, he needs to hate the way the world was created, where good looking honeys like you (looks at Major Gunns, then looks at Nicole Bass and stops smiling) don't go for short, fat, balding men. But hey, if he needs an outlet for his frustration I'll give him one, but once I've whipped his ass he better not come bitching to me again.

Terry Funk, Bill Goldberg & Brian Lawler vs. Ken Shamrock, D'Lo Brown & Samoa Joe
Samoa Joe goes for a kneedrop, but Bill Goldberg rolls out of the way.
The crowd erupts.
Bill Goldberg whips Samoa Joe into the ropes.
Samoa Joe misses with an elbow.
Samoa Joe goes for a lariat, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
Bill Goldberg throws Samoa Joe out of the ring.
Bill Goldberg rolls out under the bottom rope.
Bill Goldberg shoves Samoa Joe into the guardrail.
Bill Goldberg executes a spinning mule kick on Samoa Joe.
Lee Griffiths counts:  1.
Brian Lawler comes over to make it two-on-one.
D'Lo Brown comes over and lays out Brian Lawler.
D'Lo Brown goes for a clothesline, but Bill Goldberg ducks out of the way.
D'Lo Brown hits Samoa Joe.
Bill Goldberg goes for a powerslam, but Samoa Joe counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Samoa Joe goes for a hiptoss, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a lariat.
Bill Goldberg throws Samoa Joe back into the ring.
Bill Goldberg goes for a back elbow, but Samoa Joe ducks out of the way.
Samoa Joe goes for a snap mare, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
Bill Goldberg executes a spinning mule kick on Samoa Joe.
Bill Goldberg hits a clothesline on Samoa Joe.
Bill Goldberg uses a kick to the head on Samoa Joe.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

Terry Funk, Bill Goldberg and Brian Lawler and
Ken Shamrock, D'Lo Brown and Samoa Joe battled to a draw in 0:20:00.
Rating: ** 1/2

Capping the night off was an exciting six-man match. However it was obvious to all that Brian Lawler and Samoa Joe were not quite ready for the big time yet as when either of these men were in the ring the crowd sat on their hands and the match dragged on a bit. This did not stop Samoa Joe from pulling out his first major heel move though, when he threw referee Michael Trice in the way of a Goldberg clothesline to save himself. All the men who are going to face each other at Meltdown squared off against each other one on one, but nobody had a distinct advantage leaving the fans hungry for more. A perfect way to go into the next PPV.

Card rating: ** 1/2

Round Robin Standings

Block A (Final Standings)
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1. Rebel Cell (Brad Bradley/Ryan Boz)                       4 ( 2: 0: 0)
2. Second City Saints (CM Punk/Colt Cabana)                 1 ( 0: 1: 1)
   Shaggy 2 Dope and Low-Ki                                 1 ( 0: 1: 1)

Block B (Final Standings)
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1. Steve Corino and Justin Credible                         4 ( 2: 0: 0)
2. The Steiner Brothers (Rick Steiner/Scott Steiner)        2 ( 1: 1: 0)
3. Danny Doring and Roadkill                                0 ( 0: 2: 0)