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The PCN Brick Tamlin Invitational

sb3Posted on 01/02/05 at 07:51:20

Continuing in the tradition of self-admitted nerd Scott Christ, the Paradise City Ninjas are proud to present the First Annual Brick Tamlin Invitational.

What is it, exactly? Well, we chose 72 names, eighteen from WWE, eighteen from TNA, and thirty-six from the independent circuit, and randomly drew 24 trios for a tournament to be simulated by TNM7 to determine...absolutely nothing other than which of these totally redonkulous three-man teams would be the best team out of the twenty-four.

The tournament will go a little something like this:

First Round: Twelve six-man tag bouts

Second Round: Four three-way dances between the winning teams; the losing team in each three-way leaves the tournament (ala CZW Best of the Best)

Third Round With bracketing chosen by the order of elimination of a battle royal featuring one randomly chosen member of each team, the remaining eight teams will do battle in four six-man tag team bouts under 2/3 Falls rules.

Semi-Finals: The remaining four teams will do battle in a round robin tournament.

Finals: The final two teams will battle in a 2/3 Falls match to determine the winners of the tournament.


Sounds interesting, eh? Here's where the fun begins! Here's the brackets for the Brick Tamlin Invitational!

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Creepy Sean O'Haire & Kanyon Fan Stalker Dude Bracket

Team Goofy: Austin Aries, Nigel McGuinness, & Delirious
Team StevieCorp.: Stevie Richards, Eddie Kingston, & AJ Styles

Team Hair: Jimmy Jacobs, Eugene, & Ric Flair
Team What the F-ck?: Ian Rotten, Raven, and Rey Mysterio

Team I Don't Know: Kid Kash, Low Ki, & Steve Corino
Team Blazing Saddles: Shelton Benjamin, Jay Lethal, and Petey Williams


Zubaz Pants Dude Bracket

Team Nosebleed: Abyss, Big Show, & Paul London
Team Old Japan Pro Wrestling: Bryan Danielson, Samoa Joe, & Darkness Crabtree

Team Flair & Batista Eat Your Heart Out: Triple H, Fast Eddie, & Chris Candido
Team Canadian, Fake Canadian, and Slayed By Canadian: Eric Young, Jack Evans, & CM Punk

Team IWA...Until Colt Left: Colt Cabana, Matt Sydal, & BJ Whitmer
Team Should Create Interesting Stories: Homicide, Necro Butcher, & Hector Garza


Icebergcito Bracket

Team Our Cocks Are Bigger Than Yours: Batista, Rene Dupree, and Super Dragon
Team Midwest and a Loser: Danny Daniels, Chris Sabin, & Kazarian

Team Rainbow: Alex Shelley, Rainman, & Rocky Romero
Team Skin Contrast: Ricky Reyes, Rob Van Dam, & Arik Cannon

Team Gymrats: Chris Benoit, Doug Williams, & Randy Orton
Team Southeast: Jason Cross, Akio, and Roderick Strong


Homemade T-Shirt Kid Bracket

Team Team: Sonjay Dutt, Chris Hero, & Ace Steel
All-Madden Team Canada: Elix Skipper, Bobby Roode, & Edge

Team Mikey Blanton: JBL, Mike Quackenbush, and Jimmy Rave
Team TNA: Monty Brown, Jeff Jarrett, & Ron Killings

Team Awesomeness: Eddy Guerrero, Chris Daniels, & Claudio Castagnoli
Team Two Guys, a Girl, and a Dinger-Ringer: Christian, Sal Rinauro, and Jeff Hardy

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Note that the brackets are all named after goofy fans that attend IWA Mid-South events in Highland, Indiana.

First round results CAN NOW BE FOUND AT the PCN Headquarters, with the next round's results coming weekly after that. I'll bump this with the link to new results as they're posted.

Thank you, and go fuck yourselves San Diego.

Snabbit888Posted on 01/02/05 at 08:11:50

You must send me your Arik Cannon export... if it's accurate!  If you don't... then... um... I won't have it!
americamamushiPosted on 01/02/05 at 17:56:43

I guess Brick Tamlin had to have a wrestling invitational because too many people died at his celebrity golf tournament ;)