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americamamushiPosted on 12/24/04 at 06:16:09

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*We start off inside President Berry's office.  He's hanging a picture of the Great Muta on the wall when the Dudleys come in with big smiles on their faces.*

D-Von Dudley: Why hello Mr. Berry.  Did you see us on the pay-per-view last night?  Well, I mean of course you saw us, but did you pay real close attention?  Me and D-Von took out Lynn & London with ease.  A real in and out match.  We came in... and took them out. *Bubba & D-Von laugh, Berry gives a polite chuckle*  Thanks not why we're here though sir...

Chris Berry: Then why are you here... and in an eerily good mood I might add.

Bubba Ray Dudley: Because now that we've gotten a tag match under our belts finally and beat them within an inch of their lives, I think it's time to talk about our next tag team match.  I was thinking...

CB: *interrupting* Next match?

DD: Yeah... we won last night.

CB: Well I'm sorry guys I'm not gonna give you a tag match

BRD: *noticeably angry* What?!

CB: Let me rephrase that.  I can't give you a tag match.  Remember?  I hired a TDA.  I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree if you're looking for a tag team match boys.  When I hired him I signed all... and I do mean all tag team booking duties to the Tag Division Advisor.

BRD: *frustrated* Fine, where is the TDA then?

CB: Oh, he's not here tonight.

*Bubba Ray begins to slowly bang his head on the wall*

CB: I can give you a singles match though.  I still have booking rights over the singles division. *cheesey grin*

BRD: *still banging head and sounding a little dejected* Fine.

CB: How about Bubba Ray Dudley versus Hardcore Holly.

BRD: *Still banging head, still sounding dejected* Fine.

CB: I'll put you right inbetween Savio Vega versus Steve Richards and Tommy Dreamer versus Abyss.

BRD: *Still banging head, still sounding dejected* Fine.

CB: *smiles a little* How do you think D-Von would look in tight shiny pants?

BRD: *Still banging head, still sounding dejected* Fi... *stops banging head and looks at Berry* nice try.

*The Dudleys leave.  D-Von pokes his head back in*

DD: By the way... I don't do shiny. *exits and shuts door*

*Berry goes back to hanging his picture on the wall as we cut to the Brute Force opening sequence*

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Welcome to Brute Force!  What a night last night was!  Our first pay-per-view and it was a doozie!  Tonight we're set to hear from our new DCW World champion Hulk Hogan!  Plus just as President Berry mentioned we'll see Savio Vega take on Steve Richards, Abyss take on Tommy Dreamer, and as Mr. Berry just announced Bubba Ray Dudley in singles action against Hardcore Holly.  Not to mention in the main event, the man that some believe Hogan screwed over on his way to the title Rick Steamboat takes on Gene Snitsky!  Right now let's get down to the ring for our first match!

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Charlie Haas vs. Kenny Kaos

Newcomer Kenny Kaos made his debut tonight against Charlie Haas.  It was a good match and Kaos wanted to pull out all the stops to show the fans what he could do.  It's been a while since he's been heard from on a national level, his last gig being WCW several years ago.  He looked to be in good shape against Haas' amatuer background, but definently couldn't out wrestle him.  Kaos got lucky a couple times and caught Haas with a hard strike to get himself on the offensive.  Kaos picked Haas up for the electric chair drop, but Haas got out of the attempt and hit an over-the-head belly-to-belly suplex that tossed Kaos over the top rope and out of the ring to the unforgiving floor below.  Haas chose not to follow him out and decided to catch his breath on the inside while waiting for Kaos to stumble to his feet and re-enter the ring.  Once Kaos shook off the pain he went back into the ring ready to unlease his fury.  He threw rights and lefts and tried to hit a flying headscissors takedown, but Haas threw him off and held onto his legs, locking in the Haas of Pain for his first DCW victory.

Charlie Haas defeated Kenny Kaos when Kenny Kaos passed out in the Haas Of Pain in 0:20:32.
Rating: ****

Haas looked quite pleased with himself after this, his first win.

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*The Flock's lockeroom is shown.  Raven is wearing some odd costume that looks like a mix between a shaolin monk and a russian goth rave kid.  Richards is sitting on a chair, trying to look sinister (it's not working out too well by the way) and Abyss is sitting on the floor in the corner playing with a length of chain*

Raven: A golden era for the Flock is upon us gentlemen.  Last night's preformance was a good start.  We all completed our missions.  Abyss, you especially did a good job.  That'll teach Kevin Nash to mess with Raven.  Nash is an anacronism.  A relic in a futuristic age, long past his time of glory.  The Raven is the symbol of the present, of the future.  The Flock will drown out the light and bring the DCW to it's knees.  Abyss, you're re-match tonight against Tommy Dreamer has to be a repeat preformance of your first meeting.  Now that we took care of Kevin Nash for screwing me out of the world title, we're going to go after that belt.  I want that title. I deserve it.  Hogan is another relic from the past in the realm of the present and future.  He belongs in a museum and I want to put him there.  Now go my minions, preform the tasks that lie in front of you.

*Fade to commercial*

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Savio Vega vs. "Dark & Troubled" Steve Richards

Steve Richards' "mission" for tonight was against Savio Vega, who is making his DCW debut tonight in this match.  Savio showed that he hasn't lost much since his WWE days.  Richards showed that even losing a little bit is too much and really took Savio to the ropes.  Savio only got the advantage after hitting a lucky kick here or there.  When he got on the offense he managed to keep it for a little while before having the match turn back over in favor of Richards.  The two didn't really seem to fit well with eachother, but made the best of it and put on a very slightly above mediocre match.  Richards got control of the match one last time after blocking a savate kick and after a few moves of his own hit his finisher for the pin.

Steve Richards pinned Savio Vega with the Stevie-T in 0:15:29.
Rating: **

*Fade to commercial*

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*As we come back from commercial break we hear "Real American" play over the PA before Hulk Hogan comes out holding his shiny new DCW World Heavyweight title.  He plays a little air guitar on it while on his way to the ring.  He seems to be getting a fairly large ammount of cheers, but a good ammount of boos too because of the mixed feelings regarding the Rick Steamboat situation*

Hulk Hogan: How are all my Hulkamaniacs tonight in Chicago? *home town pop*  I just want to say that over the course of my career I've won many titles, including the WWE title and the WCW title on many different occassions.  But even after winning those titles that have such history behind them it still feels good to have the DCW World title around my waist.  I worked my pythons hard last night against my former friend last night and Hulkamania ran wild all over him brother.  Now that I've won...

*Rick Steamboat's music hits interrupting Hogan.  It gets a big reaction, arguably bigger than Hogan got on his way out*

Rick Steamboat: And now that you've won you're going to give me a shot at that title.

HH: Steamboat I already proved to you that Hulkimania is more powerful than the Dragon is.  I beat you fair and square in the middle of this ring a week ago. *at the sound of "I beat you fair and square" the crowd boos loudly*

RS: No Hogan, you didn't beat me fair and square.  A week ago you beat me by pulling the ref in front of you and then grabbing a hand full of my tights, thats how you beat me.

HH: Rick you can sit there and make up excuses all you want, but you're not going to get a chance to wrestle me anytime soon as long as I have something to say about it, and being the world champion I do.

*The crowd breaks into a "Give him a shot" chant*

RS: You just don't want to give me a shot because you know that if you had to fight me in a fair match you'd lose.  We're both older Hogan.  We're not the young kids we once were.  The only difference is that I still have what it takes and while I might not be in my prime in the ring, I can still take care of business in there *points to the ring*  I'm gonna make it happen Hogan.  One way or another you're gonna enter the Dragon.

*Steamboat leaves after raising his arms in an apparent omen of victory and motions the belt around his waist as the crowd cheers.  Hogan looks just a little nervous but is trying his hardest to cover it*

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Hardcore Holly vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Bubba Ray Dudley has had a hard couple of weeks.  Continually wanting a tag match with his brother from another mother D-Von and only getting the one at the PPV last night.  Bubba let his aggression and frustration get the better of him against Hardcore Holly, making some seemingly silly mistakes.  He did manage to hit a Bubba Cutter for a two count and a couple of sitdown powerbombs for a 2.9 count on everyone.  Holly just found too many opportunities to capitalize on Bubba's mistakes.  D-Von tried to get in on the action, but once he got up on the apron Holly hit him with a huge dropkick that knocked him to the floor and then hit Bubba with the Alabama Slam.

Hardcore Holly pinned Bubba Ray Dudley with the Alabama Slam in 0:18:19.
Rating: *** 1/2

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"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer vs. "The Monster" Abyss

Dreamer did alot better tonight than in his first meeting with Abyss and actually managed to hit some moves.  They didn't do much to Abyss, but at least he hit them.  It once again looked like Abyss would get the win on Dreamer when Kevin Nash and Jon Heidenreich comes out on the entrance way.  Nash tells Heidenreich to go to the ring and Heidenreich runs down to the ring in his brown slacks, tan dress shirt and necktie.  He gets in the ring, turns Abyss around and it's the Insurance Form!!! (F-5)  Referee Rod Marquez calls for the bell immediately.

Abyss defeated Tommy Dreamer by disqualification in 0:05:13.
Rating: * 1/4
[Jon Heidenreich interfered against Abyss.]

It looks like Abyss is out cold!  Amazing!  Heidenreich goes back up the ramp and he and Nash go through the curtain.  Abyss is still motionless.  He sits up!  Abyss looks like he's going to go after Nash & Heidenreich, but Raven comes out with a mic

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Raven: You stay there Abyss! You stay right there!  *Raven keeps walking to the ring and gets in when he reaches it*  I know you want to go back there and beat the hell out of Nash & Heidenreich and I want to too.  That was crap.  Utter crap.  Nash, you just don't know when to quit do you.  You've always got to stick you're nose where it doesn't belong.  I don't need this right now.  I don't need to meddling.  I need to think about how I'm going to get the world title.  How I'm going to get control.

*"HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!" is heard over the PA, the opening words to the theme song of "The Barbaric Berserker" Jimmy Jacobs.  He appears on the ramp with a mic of his own, wearing his tights, his black fuzzy boots and a black fuzzy vest.  Not to mention his hair tied up in a pony tail on the top of his head*

Jimmy Jacobs:  Raven last night I could have won... no... no I should have won.  I stomped my big fuzzy boots all over you.  What happened?  I had you beat.  I know.  Let's go to the video tape!

*Footage of the end of the Jacobs/Raven from the pay-per-view is played.  It clearly shows Raven's feet on the second rope as he pinned Jacobs for the win*

JJ:  Now why in the Blue fuzzy boot hell would you do that?  Because you were scared that you couldn't beat me.  I got news for you Raven.  You're not the star you think you are.

R: Oh I'm a star Jimmy.  I'm the shooting star in the night sky that's going to come crashing to earth next week on Brute Force.  And you Jimmy Jacobs are ground zero.  That's right, I'll face you next week in a match right here on Brute Force and show you exactly who the star is and who the flash in the cosmic pan is.  What do you have to say to that?

*Jacobs looks at the fans a second before dropping his mic and grabbing his wrist.  He begins to stomp around the stage at the top of the ramp*

JJ: HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!

*eventually the crowd starts chanting "HUSS!" as Jimmy "HUSS's" himself to the back*

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Main Event: Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat vs. Gene Snitsky

Rick talked a big game against Hulk Hogan earlier tonight but if anyone in DCW can back it up, it's Rick Steamboat.  The legend was ready to show Snitsky a thing or two and did.  Snitsky looked to be expecting something different.  Being that Steamboat isn't quite what he was in the 80s and early 90s, it looks like Snitsky thought this would be fairly easy.  Snitsky never really had any sort of advantage for the almost 20 minutes of the match.  He'd gets some hard shots in here and there and locked in a hold or two, but much of the match was Steamboat ducking, dodging, bobbing, weaving, and showing up the younger Snitsky.  The match had several great series of chain wrestling and several chants of "Dragon! Dragon!"  Snitsky did manage to counter Steamboat's first Cross Body attempt with a hard powerslam, but the second one 6 minutes later was right on the money.

[Main Event]
Rick Steamboat pinned Gene Snitsky with the Flying Cross Body Press in 0:18:12.
Rating: ** 3/4

After all the fall out that has happened from the pay-per-view, one has to think what's next here in DCW?  We already know that next week Jimmy Jacobs will take on Raven in a re-match from Season's Sleighings but what else does next week hold in store?  While you're waiting to see what unfolds don't forget to join us for three actioned packed matches on Rapid Fire this Sunday!  Good night from Chicago everybody!
Snabbit888Posted on 12/28/04 at 21:13:24

One thing I don't like about your new hires is that on the website, you refer to them as enhancement talent.  Though it's pretty obvious that's what they are, I don't think you should flat out call them jobbers.  I mean, everyone knows someone like Shannon Moore is going to lose more often than not in WWE, but he's still referred to as a superstar.  Someone like Savio Vega is a name wrestling fans would at least know, so calling him "enhancement talent" kills the illusion that beating him even means a thing.  It's not going to put anyone in title contention, but it shouldn't be written off in plain writing that it's an easy win for whoever is facing them.

D-Von would totally look hot in shiny pants.

\ HUSS /  Jacobs needs to beat Raven so I may be a happy boy.

I really don't like Rick Steamboat.  I can't get excited about the Hogan/Steamboat program yet... it seems a bit too vanilla.  I shall give it time though, for I am a gentle soul.