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EWWW Night of Pain

meetzorakPosted on 09/10/04 at 07:38:18

Ed Goodstein:Welcome everyone I'm Ed Goodstein and this is EWWW Night of Pain we have a great card for you tonight all the title are on the line lets get down to ringside for are first match.





Takeshi Ono made Moondog Cujo submit to a Fujiwara armbar in 0:08:56. Rating: *** 1/2

Ono and cujo both are young talents in EWWW Ono is apart of team Japan this match was full of action a great opening match for the EWWW and went back and forth until Ono reverse a Clothesline into a fujiwara armbar for the submission victory

(Break)

No-Countout-No-DQ-Death Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Cactus Jack beat Ian Rotten 3 falls to 1:
X I. Rotten beat Cactus Jack via a chokehold in 0:11:30
X Cactus Jack beat I. Rotten via the Double Arm DDT in 0:15:56
(Break)
X Cactus Jack beat I. Rotten via a gutwrench suplex in 0:25:38
X Cactus Jack beat I. Rotten via the Double Arm DDT in 0:30:24
Rating: **** 1/4
(Cactus Jack retained the EWWW Hardcore Title.)

This by far was the best and bloodiest match of the night the hardcore division is full of great wrestlers and these guys are to of the best Cactus showed Domination threw the whole match though scoring 3 pinfalls in a row and retaining the EWWW Hardcore title.

(Interview with Team Japan)

Shane Rich: I'm here with Team Japan, Team Japan What do you think of The Hardy Boyz who you defend your titles against tonight.

W*ing: Listen here Hardys tonight you wrestle me and Yuji you look at us and think of the opportunity this brings you for the tag titles and what not but the only opportunity you guys are getting tonight is one to get hurt you lack the discipline and skill to beat team Japan and that my friends is that!

(Slams the door in Shanes face.)

Shane: well there you have it let's bring you down to ringside for are number one contenders match.


Number-One-Contenders-Match: Invaders #1 and #3 (Invader #1 and Invader #3) defeated Kaientai (Shoichi Funaki and TAKA Michinoku) when Invader #3 pinned Michinoku with the Invader Senton in 0:10:44.
Rating: ***

Both these teaqms but on a great show for the fans tonight but Kaientai just couldn't keep up with the crazy stylings of the invaders and fell to the invader senton.

(Break)

(Sweet Dreams by Marylin Manson as the GM Harley Race walks down the asile pushing the random name drawing machine for next weeks royal rumble match there are 30 wrestlers in the ring ready to draw there numbers.)

Race: Alright everyone's name will drew in order for the rumble match to see who wrestles the champ at
Wrestle-con 2005. Now for the wrestler that drew number 1.

1. Sting
2. Mr. Hughes
3. Terry Funk
4. Takeshi Ono
5. Kurrgan
6. Rodney
7. Saturn
8. NOVA
9. Moondog Cujo
10. Funaki
11. Steve Blackman
12. Shane Douglas
13. Joey Abs
14. Pete Gas
15. Chris Beniot
16. Power Warrior
17. Yugi Nagata
18. Kanyon
19. Taka
20. Jason the Terrible
21. Super Crazy
22. Mosh
23. Cactus Jack
24. Goldberg
25. The Gladiator
26. Ian Rotten
27. Thrasher
28. Brock Lesnar
29. Chris Candido

And finally the luckiest man in the rumble match number
30: GILLBERG!!!!!!!

EG: Wow lucky gillberg. Now time for are next match



Super Crazy pinned Rodney after a moonsault in 0:10:08. Rating: ** 1/2

This was a great showing for crazy he really wrecked Rodney even after several attempts of interference by the other members of the mean street posse chalk one up for super crazy.

The Hardy Boyz (Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy) defeated Team Japan (W*ING Kanemura and Yuji Nagata) when J. Hardy pinned Kanemura after the Hardy Bomb in 0:09:58.
Rating: *** 3/4
(The Hardy Boyz won the EWWW Tag Team Titles.)

Hardyz won this hard fought battle but after the match team Japan ran in to attack but was cleared out by the carnage crew (sting, Saturn and Shane Douglas.)And I think the Hardys are the 2 newest members.

Brock Lesnar pinned Kurrgan with the F-5 in 0:11:15. Rating: -* 1/4

Simply Horrible Brock picks up the win after the f-5.

Ernest Miller pinned Kanyon with the Feliner in 0:15:26.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Ernest Miller retained the EWWW TV Title.)

The cat and Kanyon both took one anthoer to the limit but kanyon caught a nasty feliner to loss the match after the match Jason the terrible stormed the ring and blindsided the cat with a barbed wire bat to the head it took half the locker room to pull the mental Jason off are TV Champ.

Steve Austin pinned Ken Shamrock with the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:13:23.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Steve Austin retained the EWWW World Title.)

Shamrock was just plain robbed for the title after being smacked in the face with the ring bell while the ref was distracted and then hit with a nasty Stunner but after the match Steve Austin got more than he expected.

(After the match Austin grabs the mic and starts to rant and rave about how great he is.)
Austin: Listen here you candy-asses I just beat your most dangerous man on earth I defeated Brock lesnar the supposed man monster who else do you sissies have to offer to wrestle all hero's are gone who else can... (The Mic cuts off and the whole arena starts to flash black and orange then a figure walks down the asile the lights cut back and Austin is standing face to face with TAZZ! Austin greets him with a loogie to the face TAZZ GRABS HIM UP IN a T-BONE Suplex and then chokes him out! Tazz grabs the mic.)
TAZZ: Next night of pain Austin before the rumble match, beat me if you can survive if I let you.
(Fade to black.)


Card rating: ** 1/2
just incase anyone wanted to know I drew the rumble form a bucket full of names gillbeg really came out as number 30 weird isn't it I'll just have to work with please leave me your comments and suggestions
americamamushiPosted on 09/10/04 at 08:46:57

I think it'd be great if Gillberg won the rumble.  It'd really shake things up for you too and seeing as how TNM7 seems to like to screw people over at the worst times it wouldn't surprise me either :)  There are a few names I'm rooting for in the rumble though, but some might not pull as good a match with Austin as others.
91Posted on 09/10/04 at 14:34:24

Wouldn't it be something if Sting came through all that to win? Realistically, big name winners there could be Foley, Goldberg and Brock, but knowing and loving TNM like we all do, it'll probably be Headbanger Mosh.

Interesting choice of music for Harley by the way. ;)