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NWA Updated Again!!  Plus my Clash card is po

cerberosPosted on 05/18/03 at 22:43:36

I have updated my fed again:  

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Here is the latest card:

Stars and Stripes, Duggan and The Patriot, started the show against the Rock N Roll Express.  The crowd was behind Stars and Stripes the entire time.  The Express looked their age.  Duggan hit both with his running lariat before hitting Gibson with the Old Glory for the win.  

Stars and Stripes defeated The Rock N Roll Express when Duggan pinned R. Gibson with the Old Glory Kneedrop in 0:06:04.
Rating: 3/4*

Hudson:  Welcome to The Clash of the Champions, HARDCORE HELL!!

Joey:  We have a hell of a card and most of the matches have some kind of barbaric stipulation.  

Hudson:  We have a Hell in a Cell match, a Bunkhouse Brawl, a table match, several hardcore matches and a 30 minute Iron Man Submission Match.  

Joey:  Right now lets go to the back where I understand our colleague Mike Tenay is with "Gifted" Glen Gilbertti.  

Tenay:  Glen, tonight you face Jerry Lynn in a number one contenders match for the TV Title.

Glen:  Well after I defeated Tazz all by myself----

Tenay:  You have to be joking!

Glen:  I decided that it was time for me to move up.  It should have been me facing Austin last week not that freak Kanyon.  But tonight I take out another ECW reject in Jerry Lynn and then I take out Kanyon or Austin.  

Tenay:  You are pretty confident.  We will see later tonight.  Right now Albert is taking on Chris Candido one on one.  

Albert got a bit of revenge for his lost on Chaos this week.  Candido was a man possessed attacking Albert with any and all weapons.  Near the end Tammy came out and Candido tried to send her to the back.  He turned back to Albert only to be given a low blow.  Albert quickly hit the Baldo Bomb for the win.

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Albert pinned Chris Candido with the Baldo Bomb in 0:07:18.
Rating: **

After the match Tammy jumped and embraced Albert.  

Hudson:  I don't believe it Joey I just don't believe it!

Joey:  I do Scott.  I have known Tammy for years and she is nothing but a glory hound.  She will go with whoever she thinks she can make money with.  

Hudson:  Well I didn't think I would see the day that she turned on Chris but I was wrong.  

Joey:  Well we don't have time to dwell on this as the show must go on.  Up next The Gifted One will take on the New F'N Show as Glen Gilbertti will face Jerry Lynn.

Glen picked up another win as he defeated Jerry in a quick paced match.  Gilbertti looked good as did Lynn.  Lynn was in control most of the match.  He hit a picture perfect leaping tornado DDT for a near fall.  Lynn locked in a waste lock but Glen hit a mule kick followed by his Chartbuster for the win.  

Glen Gilbertti pinned Jerry Lynn with the Chartbuster in 0:12:41.
Rating: *** 3/4

After the match Tazz hit the ring.  Glen tried to run but wasn't fast enough.  Tazz suplexed Glen several times before choking him out with the Tazmission.  

Tazz:  Beat me on your own huh?  You couldn't beat yourself.  Now onto an even bigger piece of garbage, namely one Chris Jericho.  Jericho get your ass out here NOW!!

Jericho's music plays but he comes out with his arm still in a sling.

Jericho:  Hold it right there Tazz.  

Hudson:  What is Jericho trying to pull here?

Jericho:  I saw my doctor last night and he said there was NO possible way I could compete here.  I was looking forward to kicking your midget ass all over this arena but I can't.  So I went to our boss and he said I had to find a suitable replacement.  That got me to thinking who is a suitable replacement for me being King of the World and a HUGE rock star?  Then I thought maybe I could get your daddy to come and beat you like he should have as a kid.  Then I remember that he ran off when he saw you the first time.

Hudson:  Would you look at Tazz?  It looks like he is about to snap!

Jericho:  So then I thought maybe I could get your momma to come out here and teach you a lesson but her fat ass wouldn't fit through the door!  So I was just going to give you a win when the agent of the century, Paul Heyman, told me he knew a man that had beat you before.  A man that actually beat you in one of your last ECW matches.  A man that you actually fear.  He is sui---

The lights go out.  When the come up a man in standing behind Tazz pointing to the sky.

Joey:  OH MY GOD!  IT IS SABU!!

Tazz turns right into a right hand and the bell rings.  At ringside Bill Alfonzo and Chris Jericho are cheering away.  This was a blood bath a Sabu got busted open early after he a series of chair shots from Tazz.  An Air Sabu busted Tazz open.  This match actually ended at the concession stand.  Tazz was able to choke Sabu out with the Tazzmission for the win.  He then managed to get Fonzie as well.

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Tazz made Sabu submit to the Tazzmission in 0:10:48.
Rating: ** 1/4

Tazz:  Jericho you can run but you can't hide!  I will choke your ass out!  BECAUSE I AM TAZZ---BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!!

Hudson:  I can't believe that Jericho brought in Sabu.  

Joey:  Everything that Jericho said was true except Tazz being scared.  I have never known Tazz to be scared.  Sooner or later Jericho will face Tazz one on one and he will pay dearly.

In the back we see Matt Hardy and Maven in the locker room.

Hardy:  Listen Maven I think it will work.  The two of us can make a great team.  I led the Hardy Boys to become one of the greatest teams of all time.  Now the two of us can do it.  I mean you have beat guys like Hulk Hogan and Tazz not to mention the time you knocked the Undertaker on his ass.  Of course I beat him three times.  Anyway I signed us a match tonight against the Guerrero's so get ready kid.

Steve Austin completely dominated Kanyon in this rematch.  Kanyon was out of his league in this match.  Austin hit the Stunner twice for the pinfalls.  Kanyon just couldn't get going and it showed.  After the match Austin seemed ready to continue the attack when Diamond Dallas Page ran out.  Austin and Page had a few words before Austin left with his title.  

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Steve Austin beat Chris Kanyon 2 falls to 0:
        x S. Austin beat Kanyon via the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:07:03
        x S. Austin beat Kanyon via the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:13:00
Rating: **
(Steve Austin won the NWA TV Title.)

In a number one contenders match for the Xtreme Title Rhyno, Jeff Hardy, Al Snow and Shannon Moore did battle in a hardcore fatal fourway.  Shannon Moore was the first to go down.  Moore went for a Moonsault but Snow caught him and hit the Snow Plow.  Next Jeff Hardy fell when Rhyno caught him and hit a running powerslam off the apron.  This left Rhyno and Snow.  Snow went for the Snow Plow but Rhyno fought out.  Rhyno quickly hit his Gore for the win.  

No-Countout-No-DQ-4-Man Battle Royal:
Rhyno won a 4-man Battle Royal:
        x Snow defeated S. Moore after the Snow Plow in 0:10:04
        x Rhyno defeated J. Hardy after a running powerslam in 0:14:08
        x Rhyno defeated Snow after the Gore in 0:16:00
Rating: ***

After the match Rhyno continued the attack when from the back out ran Steve Blackman.  Blackman, armed with his kendo sticks, attacked Rhyno sending him from the ring.  Snow looked confused as Blackman left the ring.

Hudson:  What was the deal with that?  Years ago they were a hot team but Blackman hated Snow and broke the team up, now he saves him from a beating?

Joey:  Well Al is completely nuts but he is a loveable nut.  Perhaps Al just grew on Steve.

In the back we see Edge with Christian, who still has his leg in a cast.  

Edge:  Christian I don't want you here.  Tonight this match is going to be brutal and after I beat Brock he might come back here and take it out on you.

Christian:  Actually I came to talk you out of it.  I have a bad feeling about the match.  

Edge:  Christian tonight I do this because it is the right thing to do.  You know what Brock did was wrong and tonight I break him in half---BROTHA!

Edge leaves with Christian looking worried.  

Maven and Matt Hardy didn't get the victory they were looking for.  Los Guerreros are finally starting to get along as a team and it showed.  Chavo and Eddie both focused on the knee's of Maven throughout the match and finally Eddie locked in the Lasso for the submission.  

Los Guerreros defeated Maven and Matt Hardy when E. Guerrero made Maven submit to the Lasso From El Paso in 0:08:27.
Rating: ***

We see footage of The Hurricane getting a pinfall over Goldberg in an elimination match a few weeks ago.  We then see Goldberg turning on the fans last week.  We then go to the ring.

Goldberg managed to pick up the win but Hurricane looked good.  Hurricane actually got a near fall with the overcast.  He went to the top again but was speared as he leapt and Goldberg got the win.  

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Bill Goldberg pinned The Hurricane after a spear in 0:04:07.
Rating: *

After the match Goldberg continued to attack Hurricane until The Rock runs out.  Rocky spins Goldberg around and gives him a Rock Bottom.

Rock:  FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME TO THE NWA!  Goldberg I came here just to kick your roody poo candy ass.  Hurricane, come here, us superheroes have to stay together!

Rocky raises Hurricane's hand to a huge ovation.

Hudson:  What a debut for the Rock.  I didn't even know he was in the building Joey.

Joey:  Neither did I Scott.  I hate to say this but I think business has really picked up.  

Hudson:  Oh great, here comes Paul Heyman and the former tag team champions.

Heyman:  Tonight we will bring the tag team titles back where they belong.  I made the Dudley Boys and tonight I will break them.  Remember though, this is NOT a hardcore match so leave those tables in the back.

This match had just started when Albert ran out armed with a chair.  The Dudley's were about to fight when Albert hit Vader.  Official Scott James had no choice but to call for the bell awarding the match and the titles to Vader and DeMott.

Match where the title can change hands via DQ or countout
Bill DeMott and Big Van Vader defeated The Dudley Boys when Vader defeated D-Von by disqualification in 0:01:27.
Rating: 3/4*
(Bill DeMott and Big Van Vader won the NWA Tag Team Titles.)

As the new champions were about to go through the curtain Ric Flair appeared on the big screen.

Flair:  Hold it right there Paul.  You think you are going to pull this off?  Last time I checked this show was entitled Hardcore Hell so you will be having a rematch RIGHT NOW AND IT WILL BE A HARDCORE MATCH!!

DeMott and Vader had a hell of a showing against the ECW alumni Dudley's but in the end we have two time champions in the Dudley's.  A lot of weapons were used including a series of chairs and two tables.  The first table broke when Vader was knocked off the apron through it.  The second was an old Dudley weapon---the flaming table.  DeMott was given the 3D through the flame table on the floor for the pinfall.  

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
The Dudley Boys defeated Bill DeMott and Big Van Vader defeated when Buh Buh pinned DeMott after the Dudley Death Drop in 0:10:01.
Rating: *** 1/4
(The Dudley Boys won the NWA Tag Team Titles.)

After the match Bill DeMott had to be helped from ringside by EMT's.  

Hudson:  While I am not a fan of Bill's recent actions, I hate to see this.  

Joey:  He isn't the only wrestler to fall victim to flame table.  I even saw D-Von and Buh Buh do it to their half brother Spike.

Hudson:  This next match might be as wild as Steven Richards and Hardcore Holly will face off with John Cena and Lance Storm in a hardcore match.  

This match was quick but brutal.  Everyone but Storm was busted open in the short brawl.  Richards gave Storm his Steven Kick knocking him out.  Cena quickly hit his Killswitch DVD but Holly was right there.  Holly went for the Hollycaust Falcon's Arrow but Cena floated over.  Cena grabbed a chair, gave Holly a shot to the midsection and then a jawbreaker with the chair for the win.  

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
John Cena and Lance Storm defeated Hardcore Holly and Steven Richards when J. Cena pinned Holly after a steel chair jawbreaker in 0:03:11.
Rating: ** 3/4

The next match saw a new Xtreme Champion crowned as RVD won the title.  This match surprisingly didn't see a lot of weapons used.  RVD and Awesome had a straight forward stiff match.  RVD was bloodied by a chair shot from the top rope by Awesome.  Awesome meanwhile took a spin kick that may have broke his nose.  Awesome was about to hit a top rope Awesome Bomb but RVD managed to fight off and land on his feet.  RVD then hit a springboard side kick.  RVD quickly went to the top and hit a Five Star Frog Splash but Awesome managed to kick out.  RVD then looked ready to go for a second one when Paul Heyman tripped him.  Awesome then hit a Running Awesome Bomb but didn't go for the pin.  He called for a table.  He put RVD on the table and tried to hit his version of the frog splash but RVD moved.  RVD grabbed a chair and propped it up over Awesome face and proceeded to hit a Van Terminator.  A three count later and he was the next Xtreme Champion.  

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match for the vacant NWA Xtreme Title:
Rob Van Dam pinned Mike Awesome after his special move in 0:27:52.
Rating: *****
(Rob Van Dam won the NWA Xtreme Title.)

Hudson:  I am wore out just from calling that I can't image how Rob and Mike will feel in the morning.

Joey:  I have seen hundred of matches involving those two and that may have been their best right there.  I think we need join these fans in giving them a standing ovation.

We see Scott and Joey stand up applauding and then the camera pans as the entire arena is doing the same.  We then go to the history between Brock Lesnar and Edge.  We see Brock possibly ending Hulk Hogan's career and then give Christian an F-5 into the ring post.  

Brock managed to pick up the win after powerbombing Edge through the table.  This match saw four tables broken when wrestlers put themselves through the table.  Edge missed a spear and went through a table.  Brock did the same on a splash attempt and on a senton attempt.  Finally Edge went for a top rope Frankensteiner but Brock countered into a powerbomb for the win.  

Table Match:
Brock Lesnar defeated Edge by putting him through a table in 0:08:16.
Rating: ** 1/2

After the match Brock sent Edge to the floor and was about to give him an F-5 into the post when Christian hobbled out armed with a chair.  However before Christian got down there Tommy Dreamer ran down.  He caned Lesnar several times busting him open.  Dreamer went for a homerun swing but Lesnar ducked it and Heyman drug him to the back.

Hudson:  Edge's career could have been ended had it not been for Tommy Dreamer and in lesser effect Christian.  

Joey:  Tommy Dreamer didn't do that to save Edge I don't think.  I think it was just another way to get at Heyman.

Hudson:  Joey not to interrupt but the cell is coming down and that could mean only one thing, we are going to HELL!!

Mick Foley picked up the win but it was a wild match.  Storm decided to start the match off the same way Foley did against the Undertaker, on top of the cage.  Foley then went to the top as well.  We didn't see anyone come off the top much to the disappointment of the crowd.  Storm finally crawled from the top and the two went into the cage.  They both were soon bloodied in the cage.  Storm hit his Mind Bender inverted Suplex but didn't go for the pin.  Instead he went under the ring and pulled out a bag of thumbtacks.  He tried to slam Foley onto the thumbtacks but Foley locked in a Mandible Claw.  He managed to drive Storm into the thumbtacks.  After a few moments the official checked Storm's arm and called for the bell.  

Hell in the Cell Match:
Mick Foley made "Mankind" Devon Storm submit to the Mandible Claw in 0:12:32.
Rating: ***

Hudson:  Devon Storm didn't quite live up to the name he stole did he Joey?  

Joey:  Well he just couldn't out hardcore the hardcore legend Mick Foley.  That is nothing to be ashamed of Scott.  We have three matches left including a World Title match, a submission match and the next match, a Bunkhouse Brawl.  

Tommy Dreamer picked up a win in the bunkhouse brawl.  This match was all over the arena and saw all kind of weapons used.  Dreamer used his kendo stick, a broom, a chair and even a chain.  Jarrett used a shovel, 2x4 and barbwire.  Jarrett used a 2x4 wrapped in barbwire to bloody Dreamer.  Jarrett did everything he could to keep Dreamer down but he couldn't.  Jarrett finally went for the Stroke but took too lock.  Dreamer gave him a knee to the midsection followed by the Dreamer DDT for the huge victory.  

Bunkhouse Brawl:
Tommy Dreamer pinned Jeff Jarrett with the Dreamer DDT in 0:19:28.
Rating: *** 1/2

In what had to be viewed as a huge upset AJ Styles completely dominated Chris Benoit.  Benoit actually submitted to his own move four times.  Benoit seemed to be lost in the match for some reason and didn't seem to have his head in the game.  After the match Styles and Victoria celebrated while Benoit just looked on from the corner.  Styles then said something to Benoit.  Benoit shook his head yes and the trio left together.  

Iron Man Match
AJ Styles beat Chris Benoit 4 falls to 0:
        x Styles made Benoit submit to the Crossface in 0:14:31
        x Styles made Benoit submit to the Crossface in 0:18:29
        x Styles made Benoit submit to the Crossface in 0:24:39
        x Styles made Benoit submit to the Crossface in 0:28:53
        x time limit expired (Benoit and Styles) in 0:30:00
Rating: ***

In the main event Kurt Angle managed to retain his title and continue his winning streak.  Booker T got a good showing but it wasn't enough to take the champ down.  Booker went for the Scissor Kick but Angle moved and locked in the Ankle Lock after a single leg.  Booker T tapped out after a minute in the hold.  We go off the air with Angle celebrating while The Rock watched from the ramp.  

Kurt Angle made Booker T submit to the Ankle Lock in 0:10:06.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Kurt Angle retained the NWA World Title.)

amm333Posted on 05/19/03 at 22:48:55

Good job with your fed.  Havnt read all the way tghrough it yet but I like the flow