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americamamushiPosted on 08/10/06 at 08:41:52

Welcome to GLWF Action TV! We're coming to you live from the GLWF Facilities in Kalamazoo, Michigan for a great night of wrestling action! We start off the program tonight with some good news. Samoa Joe has held true to his promise of returning Traci Brooks and just a little while earlier we caught their reunion on tape.

Michael Shane is standing in the GLWF parking lot as a cab drives up and out steps Traci Brooks who doesn't look any worse for wear. Her and Shane embrace and he seems genuinely relieved to have her back and safe. He asks if she's ok and what that monster Joe did to her. Traci says that she's fine and Joe took good care of her. Michael Shane doesn't believe it for a second and starts to go off on a tirade of how he and the Age of Shane are going to make Samoa Joe pay, retire him and so on and so forth. Traci tries to calm Shane down saying that Joe really did treat her well and that its ok. Shane eventually calms down, though you can tell he's still got the thoughts of what to do to Joe on his mind. She asks Shane that if during he and Nigel's tag team match tonight if he can keep Austin Aries and Chris Masters from interfering so that the fight is fair. Shane can't believe what she just asked, but doesn't seem to want to argue about it and complies, saying whatever, he's just glad she's home and safe, but adds that he doesn't want her out there tonight either. She just got back and he doesn't want to risk losing her again.

"The Cat" Ernest Miller vs. Josh Abercrombie

Ernest Miller and Josh Abercrombie started tonight off with a nice little match. Or at least it was for a little while. A few good exchanges back and forth, nothing ground breaking or fast-paced, but passable to say the least. Until Delirious came down with his bucket of glitter and started prancing around the ring, tossing glitter playfully into the air, and shouting something which did not sound unlike the micro machine man order a big mac on a constant loop. Abercrombie was obviously still miffed at Delirious as once Josh noticed him, he exited the ring quickly and chased Delirious around the ring in what can be described only as amusing. Eventually the chase led them to the back and Ernest Miller picked up the victory by count out, though he celebrated like he won the nobel prize.

Ernest Miller defeated Josh Abercrombie by count out in 0:05:01.
Rating: * 3/4

Before Clara Michaels can make the announcement for the next match she's interrupted by Mr. Kennedy. Kennedy tells her to hold it for just one second. He knows what she's going to do. She's going to announce Ron Killings first, but that ain't gonna happen tonight. He'll handle the introduction and show her how it's done. "Tonight... I weigh in at an astonishing... 242lbs... I hail... from GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN! I am the man who has single handedly changed the way all you Kalamazoo bums spend your Saturday nights... and I'm announced first because I am so... damn... awesome.... MISTER...... KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEN-NED-DY!!! And my opponent.. he hails from it doesn't matter and weighs in at who gives a crap... Ron... 'The Truth is your about to lose to Mr. Kennedy' Killings." This brings out Ron Killings who was not happy with Mr. Kennedy before and that introduction sure didn't do anything to improve Kennedy's standing with Killings.

Ron Killings vs. Mr. Kennedy

Ron Killings was all business and went right in on the attack. Killings was trying to gain a footing in the match, but Ron was all over him like stink on a monkey. Kennedy gained that footing a few times, but Killings had the fire in his eyes and quickly gained it back. Finally, seemingly out of desperation though I'm sure he'd never admit it Mr. Kennedy got out of the ring and grabbed a chair, clocking Killings hard when he came to to continue his assault. Kennedy didn't seem to care that it was going to get him DQed because he clocked Killings knowing full well he was in plain view of the referee, who DQed him on the spot. Mr. Kennedy seemed very proud of himself and Killings seemed very out of and had a trickle of blood from the vicious shot.

Ron Killings defeated Mr. Kennedy by disqualification in 0:08:13.
Rating: ** 1/2

After Clara Michaels' announce Ron Killings as the winner by DQ Kennedy exits the ring and snatches the microphone away from her. "I'm sorry sweetheart you're mistaken because the real winner of this match is me.... MISTER..... KENNEDY!!!!!!!" Kennedy quickly jukes his head forward, startling Clara and smiles "KEN.... NEH....DY!!!!!!"

Mistico vs. "Bulldozer" Bobby Lashley

This match was kind of like David vs. Goliath except in this case Goliath was the good guy. Bobby Lashley is the one that Mistico pinned to win he and Hector Garza the Great Lakes Tag Team titles for Los Corazones Negros, though it was a tandem move that put Lashley away. Mistico had the early advantage, staying one step ahead of Lashley with quickness and cunning. Mistico was flying and dodging and Lashley was taking some good luchadore offense, before he finally sent Mistico to a screeching halt with a huge lariat that, had this been a cartoon, would most certainly have knocked Mistico's boots clean off and sent little birdies and stars spinning around his head. Lashley threw Mistico around like a rag doll after that, but he didn't waste too much time milking the advantage as he threw Mistico backwards with a big release tiger suplex and hooked the leg for the pinfall.

Bobby Lashley pinned Mistico after a tiger suplex in 0:07:33.
Rating: ** 1/4

Main Event: Samoa Joe & Gunner Scott vs. The Age of Shane ("The Essence of Excellence" Michael Shane & Nigel McGuinness)

The tension in this match was obvious. Scott and Nigel have been at odds lately and Samoa Joe and Michael Shane have been going back and forth virtually since GLWF's debut. The match was heated, but actually stayed pretty civil between the two teams as they actually tried to wrestle and not resort to underhanded trickeries. Several times during the match an in ring confrontation between Samoa Joe and Michael Shane was teased, but Shane always managed to get himself out of the ring before Joe could get his hands on him. Things were pretty even and the match could've gone either way... until the end of the match when Joe finally managed to get his hands on Michael Shane. The two were duking it out on the outside like there was no tomorrow and neither man was letting up... they weren't the legal men, but the fans didn't care. While that was going on Nigel was in the ring with the upper hand on Gunner Scott and had him locked in a cravate. It seemed like Gunner was fading fast. Masters and Aries came through the curtain and tried to make their way down to the ring to help out Michael Shane and put a hurtin' on Samoa Joe, but Traci Brooks ran out and stopped them. They argued with Traci to let them by but she wouldn't. Sure they could've physically gotten her out of the way, but the last thing they wanted especially right now was to get in hot water with the boss by shoving his girlfriend out of the way. Shane and Joe continued to brawl on the outside as Gunner Scott was in the ring getting a second wind! He fought his way out of the cravate and hit a couple forearms he ran into the ropes and came back, ducking a clothesline from Nigel and grabbing a waist lock while he was there... GERMAN SUPLEX! And another! And it's the trifecta! One... two... three! Masters and Aries finally force their way around Traci, but Joe and Gunner hit the bricks into the crowd to celebrate their win. Shane, Aries, Masters and McGuinness are in the ring trying to goad Joe and Scott back into the ring, but they're smarter than that.

[Main Event]:
Samoa Joe and Gunner Scott defeated The Age of Shane (Michael Shane and Nigel McGuinness) when Gunner pinned N. McGuinness after a German suplex in 0:14:19.
Rating: ***

What a night ladies and gentlemen. Traci Brooks is back safe and sound and despite the loss here tonight, Michael Shane has to be happy with that as he looks forward to facing Samoa Joe once more in singles action for the Great Lakes Heavyweight title, this time in a ladder match three weeks from tonight. As for next week however, we'll see Josh Abercrombie finally get his hands on Delirious, Tank Toland will face one half of the tag team champions in Hector Garza, Roadkill faces Shannon Moore, and apparently Michael Shane has arranged for a very special main event next week... it;ll be Samoa Joe... one on one... with the muscle of the Age of Shane, Chris Masters! Masters has proven himself to be a useful asset since Shane brought him in and possessing great physical strength. Joe is no red headed step child, but we've seen Chris Masters rip apart a steel cage with his bare hands. Plus we'll hear from GLWF Television Champion Alex Shelley. Thats all next week on GLWF Action TV! We'll see you then!
Snabbit888Posted on 08/10/06 at 09:10:07

Shane gets his woman back, and she's acting weird.  Why would she ask that Aries and Masters not interfere?  Hrm... the plot thickens...

Delirious and his bucket of glitter = ratings.  Best countout ever.

Ken Kennedy continues to entertain, and poor Killings.  I smell this being a highly entertaining feud.  Killings isn't going to take a chair wrapped around his head sitting down.  Sitting down... you see what I did there?  :)

Though LCN make a great team, Mistico just isn't going to stand up to Lashley one-on-one.  I don't think many could stand up to the Bulldozer one-on-one though.

Great match in the main event.  Scott and Nigel continue to impress with their wrestling skills, Joe and Shane is really heating up, and Traci is puzzling me with her antics.

Holy shit... Joe vs. Masters next week.  I'm not huge on real life Masters, but he's been a hoss in GLWF.  Let's see what he does against Joe.
91Posted on 08/10/06 at 19:36:42

Hmm, Traci thinks Joe was a gentleman and looked after her well. Methinks there's a future turn in the air there.

Rather than comment on the on going Abercrombie/Delerious situation, I have to ask - how does one celebrate winning a nobel prize? Dropping to your knees and pounding the air with your fists whilst screaming in delight before bounding onto the second turnbuckle whilst saluting the fans? I may be mistaken, but I don't recall Mother Teresa doing that. I'm thinking you've come up with better analogies than that.

Sorry, but Ken Kennedy is awesome. Killings needed to be kept strong himself so I don't mind Ken losing the way he did, but he rules and if you can persuade Snabbs from stealing him, you could be on to a winner there.

I'm surprised it took Lashley as long as it did given the write-up. That was quite the dominant win.

Cool main. Unlike Ry, I'm not the least bit puzzled with how Traci is acting. It's a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome. Also, nice how you teased Joe/Shane just enough without the need to deliver, just to keep the juices flowing for another three weeks.
americamamushiPosted on 08/10/06 at 21:19:57

On 08/10/06 at 19:36:42, 91 wrote:Rather than comment on the on going Abercrombie/Delerious situation, I have to ask - how does one celebrate winning a nobel prize? Dropping to your knees and pounding the air with your fists whilst screaming in delight before bounding onto the second turnbuckle whilst saluting the fans? I may be mistaken, but I don't recall Mother Teresa doing that. I'm thinking you've come up with better analogies than that.
Actually, I didn't mean it as he was hopping around pumping his fists.  :)  Thats why I used "Nobel Prize" instead of "Hot Dog Eating Trophy" or "Porn Award" ;)  He didn't act like "Oh, I won by countout, I didn't really do anything" he like like he had accomplished something noble and great, with a big smile on his face, waving to the crowd and so on and so forth.  My reference was quite intentional.
91Posted on 08/10/06 at 21:41:53

To be honest, I'm now more concerned with trying to visualise Mother Teresa acting like that. Perhaps we could have her pushing over other prize winners to get her award first.
americamamushiPosted on 08/10/06 at 21:46:37

Mother Teresa defeated Bishop Desmond Tutu after the Old Lady Shove in 0:04:23.
Rating: ***
(Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize.)
91Posted on 08/10/06 at 22:10:11

The Old Lady Shove? That may be the greatest finisher in history, right there. I'm desperately trying to think of a feasible angle to base off this now.
AzraelPosted on 08/11/06 at 02:36:25

Traci's back, but she's begging Shane to be fair? Wonder if Shane will keep his word all this time or not.

Delirious rules so much. And Ernest Miller winning is always a good thing.

Kennedy also rules, but so does Killings (when he says things other than Wassup), so I'm conflicted. But it's definitely building up to be a good feud.

Lashley throws Mistico around for seven minutes. Some people are just meant to be tag team wrestlers.

Great match in the main event, though Nigel's starting to lose some credibility with his repeated losses. Scott's been showing improvement over the weeks though.

Joe vs. Masters? Maybe Joe will be the man to break the Masterlock.
suicidalbynaturePosted on 08/11/06 at 08:43:42

Hmmm, I think Traci is in Samoe Joe's back pocket. He is a stud like that.

Abercrombie is a punk ass and I really hope Delirious hands him the beating he deserved. I really liked the line about Miller celebrating the victory, it is soooooo something he would do in real life.

WHO ARE YOU TO DQ MR. KENNEDY? I think he is a darkhorse call-up to GCW. He could los all of his matches and still have heat because an intentional DQ just seems to fit his character. He can back it up when neccessary but why make the effort?

Big imposing black men > Mistico. Lashley gets his redemption kind of and all is right with the world.

Nigel loves jobbing but honestly I think he has more of a future that Gunner Scott does. I really don't think there is anyway to get around his Benoit-light gimmick unless either you or Ryan goes nuts and gives him some crazy millitary gimmick like Sgt. Craig Pittman or his infamous rival COBRA~!

I really think Traci is up to something and I'm really looking forward to this ladder match. Good stuff as always!
rey619Posted on 08/11/06 at 09:48:01

Joe treated Traci nice, huh? I guess she didn't have to dance the hula-hula then.

Abercrombie is such a slouch. Keep your mind focused on the match, damnit! Still looking for an Abercrombie win here..

Goliath defeats David, not too unpredictable there. What's happened with the tag-champs? I don't think they have defended their straps for a while.

Traci is a changed woman, or so it seems. It'll be interesting to see how this pans out, and for how long Shane will let her follow the path of the redeemed.

Joe vs Masters next week? That'll be worth watching methinks. Please let Joe break free of the Masterlock!

I think you're doing an adimrably job of booking a 1-hour show. It's a lot more difficult than booking  2-hour shows, because you need to spread out the use of wrestlers, pace the feuds and so on. I'm really looking forward to the ladder match, although I think it's kinda obvious who wins.

Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/06 at 09:53:04

Obvious is not always bad.  And honestly when it comes to Chris, I never know what the hell he's going to do.  You should hear some of the stuff he comes up with.  It's amazing.  I dare not spoil any of it as it might end up in GLWF/GCW some day, but yeah.  One of his angle ideas gets written into the next Explosion, and it's something. :)
americamamushiPosted on 08/11/06 at 19:57:14

Thanks for the kind words everyone, i really appriciate it.

Ryan, you're too kind.  And you say the stuff I come up with and tell you on AIM is amazing.  If its any indication for the sake of everyone of how "amazing" they really are whenever I say "Hey Ryan, I've got a great idea" you follow it with "Oh god, here we go" :D hahaha