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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #32

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 05/04/04 at 01:54:14

- As the show begins, Raven is making his way to the ring!  He says that tonight, he's going to make the effort to bridge the gap with Malenko's team...and he brings out Charlie Haas to tag-team with him!

Raven & Charlie Haas vs El Gigante & Booker T

El Gigante whips Raven into the ropes.
Raven executes a swinging neckbreaker on El Gigante.
Raven gives him a swinging neckbreaker, but El Gigante only stares at him.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for El Gigante.
El Gigante gets a clawhold on Raven.
Raven makes it to the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds.
El Gigante takes Raven down with a chop.
El Gigante goes for a headbutt, but Raven blocks it.
Raven gives him a kick to the midsection, but El Gigante doesn't budge.

Booker T goes for an abdominal stretch, but Charlie Haas reverses it.
Drew Pinsky checks Booker T's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Drew Pinsky stops the match after 19 seconds.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winners are Raven and Charlie Haas. Time of match: 0:08:24

Raven and Charlie Haas defeated El Gigante and Booker T when C. Haas defeated
Booker when Booker passed out in an abdominal stretch in 0:08:24.
Rating: ***

- Big win out of nowhere!  Gigante and Booker T get shut down!

- The next match is a Cruiserweight Blitz match, featuring 8 top lightweights in a Royal Rumble format!  Matt Hardy and Norman Smiley start out!

Matt Hardy uses a fistdrop on Norman Smiley.
Matt Hardy locks Norman Smiley in a front facelock.
** Christian hits the ring.
Norman Smiley is struggling to reach the ropes.
Norman Smiley is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Norman Smiley is struggling to reach the ropes.
Norman Smiley inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 9
seconds.

Christian gets a double reverse chinlock on Norman Smiley.
Norman Smiley tries to escape the hold.
Matt Hardy makes the save.
Norman Smiley throws Christian out of the ring.
Norman Smiley goes outside.
** Tajiri hits the ring.
Tajiri attacks Norman Smiley.

Tajiri executes the Buzzsaw Kick on Norman Smiley on the concrete floor.
Norman Smiley is out cold.
Tajiri whips Norman Smiley into the guardrail.
Tajiri throws Norman Smiley back into the ring.
Tajiri goes for the Buzzsaw Kick, but Norman Smiley counters it with
a duck-down move.

Norman Smiley goes for a clothesline, but Tajiri counters it with a hiptoss.
Tajiri hits Norman Smiley with a spinning backbreaker.
The crowd is giving Tajiri a standing ovation.
** Sean Waltman hits the ring.
Tajiri covers Norman Smiley.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, Sean Waltman makes the save.
Tajiri hits an Asai moonsault on Norman Smiley.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
** Norman Smiley has been eliminated.
The crowd erupts.

** Lance Storm hits the ring.
Lance Storm attacks Sean Waltman.
Lance Storm throws Sean Waltman into the guardrail.
Lance Storm takes Sean Waltman down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Lance Storm whips Sean Waltman into the guardrail.
Lance Storm uses a German suplex on Sean Waltman.

Lance Storm nails Sean Waltman with an enzuigiri.
Lance Storm takes Sean Waltman down with a clothesline.
** Billy Kidman hits the ring.
Billy Kidman attacks Lance Storm.
Billy Kidman hits Lance Storm with a back suplex.
Billy Kidman throws Lance Storm back into the ring.

Billy Kidman hits Lance Storm with a bulldog.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Billy Kidman.
Billy Kidman goes for a flying dropkick, but Lance Storm counters it with
a dropkick.
Lance Storm hits Billy Kidman with a rana.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Lance Storm complains about a slow count.

Matt Hardy goes for a choke against the ropes, but Sean Waltman blocks it.
** Christopher Daniels hits the ring.
Sean Waltman whips Matt Hardy into the ropes, but Matt Hardy reverses it.
Matt Hardy misses with a kick.
Matt Hardy locks Sean Waltman in a sleeperhold.
Sean Waltman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Matt Hardy lets go after 11 seconds.

Billy Kidman goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Tajiri ducks out of the way.
Tajiri uses a spinning heel kick on Christian.
The crowd breaks into a "Buzzsaw!" chant.
Tajiri is going for the pin.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, shoulder up.
Tajiri executes a kneedrop on Christian.
The chants for Tajiri are deafening.
Tajiri gets a short arm scissors on Christian.
Christian inches his way towards the ropes after 9 seconds.
Tajiri runs into the ropes.
Christian uses a dropkick on Tajiri.

Billy Kidman takes Sean Waltman down with a kick to the midsection.
Billy Kidman hits Sean Waltman with a vertical suplex.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Billy Kidman hits a swinging bulldog on Sean Waltman.
Billy Kidman gives the sign for the Shooting Star Press.
Billy Kidman takes Sean Waltman down with the Rydeen Bomb.
The boos are resurfacing again.

Sean Waltman executes a kick to the head on Matt Hardy.
Sean Waltman takes Matt Hardy down with a spinning heel kick.
Sean Waltman covers Matt Hardy.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Sean Waltman goes for a spinning heel kick, but Matt Hardy blocks it.
Matt Hardy hits a neck snap on Sean Waltman.
Matt Hardy whips Sean Waltman into the ropes.
Sean Waltman goes for a flying clothesline, but Matt Hardy ducks out of the way.

Sean Waltman goes for a power bomb, but Matt Hardy counters it with
a small package.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Matt Hardy gives the sign for the Twist Of Fate.
Matt Hardy executes the Twist Of Fate on Sean Waltman.
Matt Hardy goes for the pin.
Matt Hardy uses the ropes for leverage.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, Lance Storm makes the save.

Don Callis comes from behind and distracts Matt Hardy.
Christopher Daniels nails Matt Hardy with a vertical facebuster.
Christopher Daniels throws Matt Hardy back into the ring.
Christopher Daniels gives the sign for the Last Rites.
Christopher Daniels executes the Last Rites on Matt Hardy.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
** Matt Hardy has been eliminated.
The boos are resurfacing again.

Billy Kidman hits a flying dropkick on Christian.
Christopher Daniels uses a dropkick on Christian.
Billy Kidman hits Christian with a back suplex.
The cheers for Billy Kidman are drowning out the boos.
Billy Kidman hits Christian with a chop.
Christian begs off.
Billy Kidman takes Christian down with a flying cross body press.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Christopher Daniels jumps onto him with a running somersault plancha.
Christopher Daniels throws Sean Waltman back into the ring.
Christopher Daniels executes the Last Rites on Sean Waltman.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
Sean Waltman complains about a fast count.
** Sean Waltman has been eliminated.
The cheers for Christopher Daniels are drowning out the boos.

Christopher Daniels goes for a DDT, but Tajiri blocks it.
Tajiri gets the Tarantula on Christopher Daniels.
Christopher Daniels is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Christopher Daniels is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tajiri lets go after 15 seconds.
(Christopher Daniels and Lance Storm are going at it.)
Christopher Daniels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Lance Storm
counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, Christopher Daniels counters it with an enzuigiri.
Christopher Daniels hits a spinebuster slam on Lance Storm.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, kickout.
Christopher Daniels complains about a slow count.

Billy Kidman executes a DDT on Tajiri.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Billy Kidman gives the sign for the Shooting Star Press.
Billy Kidman nails Tajiri with a bodyslam.
Billy Kidman hits Tajiri with a flying cross body press.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
** Tajiri has been eliminated.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
(Billy Kidman and Christopher Daniels are going at it.)
Billy Kidman throws Christopher Daniels out of the ring.
Billy Kidman rolls out under the bottom rope.
Billy Kidman executes the Shooting Star Press on Christopher Daniels
on the concrete floor.

Christopher Daniels throws Billy Kidman back into the ring.
Billy Kidman counters a powerbomb attempt with a faceslam.
Billy Kidman seemingly enjoys the boos.
Billy Kidman gives the sign for the Shooting Star Press.
Billy Kidman executes the Shooting Star Press on Christopher Daniels.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, ** Don Callis puts Christopher Daniels's
foot on the rope.

Lance Storm whips Christian into the ropes.
Lance Storm and Christian get hit with a double clothesline.
Lance Storm executes a DDT on Christian.
Lance Storm is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Lance Storm executes the Superkick on Christian.
Lance Storm goes for the pin.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
** Christian has been eliminated.
Lance Storm seemingly enjoys the boos.

Billy Kidman takes Christopher Daniels down with a DDT.
Billy Kidman is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
** Billy Kidman goes for a swinging bulldog, but Don Callis shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Billy Kidman seemingly enjoys the boos.
Christopher Daniels goes for a spinebuster slam, but Billy Kidman
counters it with a sunset flip.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Billy Kidman nails Christopher Daniels with a flying clothesline.
Billy Kidman seemingly enjoys the boos.
** Don Callis enters the ring and hits Billy Kidman with a chair.
The crowd is wildly cheering Christopher Daniels with only a few scattered boos
audible.

Christopher Daniels goes for an abdominal stretch, but Billy Kidman reverses it.

Christopher Daniels reaches the ropes after 8 seconds.
Billy Kidman nails Christopher Daniels with an elbowsmash.
** Don Callis enters the ring and hits Billy Kidman with a chair.
Before Don Callis connects, Billy Kidman moves out of the way.
Don Callis hits Christopher Daniels.

Billy Kidman hits a bulldog on Lance Storm.
Billy Kidman goes for a flying clothesline, but Lance Storm
ducks out of the way.
Lance Storm executes the Superkick on Billy Kidman.
Lance Storm is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Lance Storm goes for the pin.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
** Billy Kidman has been eliminated.
Lance Storm seemingly enjoys the boos.

Lance Storm uses a flying dropkick on Christopher Daniels.
Lance Storm seemingly enjoys the boos.
Lance Storm executes a springboard dropkick on Christopher Daniels.
Lance Storm is going for the cover.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
** Christopher Daniels has been eliminated.
Lance Storm seemingly enjoys the boos.

The winner is Lance Storm. Time of match: 0:53:44

8-Man Battle Royal:
Lance Storm won an 8-man Royal Rumble:
        x M. Hardy and Smiley started out.
        x Christian entered at 0:02:00
        x Tajiri entered at 0:04:00
        x Sean Waltman entered at 0:06:00
        x Tajiri defeated Smiley after an Asai moonsault in 0:06:17
        x Lance Storm entered at 0:08:00
        x Billy Kidman entered at 0:10:00
        x Christopher Daniels entered at 0:12:00
        x Daniels defeated M. Hardy after the Last Rites in 0:29:25
        x Daniels defeated S. Waltman after the Last Rites in 0:35:40
        x Kidman defeated Tajiri after a flying cross body press in 0:42:09
        x L. Storm defeated Christian after the Superkick in 0:43:29
        x L. Storm defeated Kidman after the Superkick in 0:53:06
        x L. Storm defeated Daniels after a springboard dropkick in 0:53:44
Rating: *****
[Don Callis interfered against Billy Kidman.]

- What a mark made by Lance Storm!  He manages to overcome!  Sean Waltman makes his debut tonight, but doesn't take him the win!

- The next match is a special challenge match, featuring three of the most monsterous heels going at it!

Kane vs Nailz vs Sean O'Haire

Nailz goes for a chokehold, but Sean O'Haire counters it with a facerake.
Sean O'Haire runs into the ropes.
Sean O'Haire uses a spinning heel kick on Nailz.
Sean O'Haire tags out to Kane.
Kane hits Nailz with a flying lariat.

Nailz takes Kane down with a snapmare.
Nailz takes Kane down with a kick to the head.
Kane sits up.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kane.

Sean O'Haire runs into the ropes.
Sean O'Haire hits Kane with a kick.
Sean O'Haire gives the sign for the Seanton Bomb.
Sean O'Haire uses the Seanton Bomb on Kane.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Kane nails Sean O'Haire with a thumb to the throat.
Kane gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Kane executes the Choke Slam on Sean O'Haire.
The crowd is wildly cheering Kane with only a few scattered boos audible.
Kane goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Nailz makes the save.

Sean O'Haire tags out to Nailz.
Nailz puts Kane in a chokehold.
Adam Carolla warns Nailz to let go.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three, four.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Adam Carolla warns Nailz.
Nailz executes the Carotid Choke on Kane.
Kane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kane is inching his way towards the ropes.
Kane tries to fight the pain.
Kane submits after 17 seconds.

Kane has been eliminated.
Nailz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

The winner is Nailz. Time of match: 0:23:33

Nailz runs into the ropes.
Sean O'Haire hits Nailz with a backdrop.
Sean O'Haire executes a spinning mule kick on Nailz.
Sean O'Haire executes the Prophecy on Nailz.
Sean O'Haire goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three.

Nailz has been eliminated.
Sean O'Haire doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner is Sean O'Haire. Time of match: 0:28:03

Triangle Match:
Sean O'Haire defeated Kane and Nailz:
        x Nailz beat Kane via the Carotid Choke in 0:23:33
        x O'Haire beat Nailz via the Prophecy in 0:28:03
Rating: * 1/2

- O'Haire outsmarts the monsters, making them do his work for him!

- Dean Malenko is out next, and faces the debut of M.I. SMOOTH!

Dean Malenko vs M.I. Smooth

They lock up.
Dean Malenko hits an elbowsmash on M.I. Smooth.
Dean Malenko goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but M.I. Smooth counters it with
a facerake.
M.I. Smooth takes Dean Malenko down with a choke slam.
M.I. Smooth covers Dean Malenko.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, kickout.

Dean Malenko defeated M.I. Smooth when M.I. Smooth passed out in
a front facelock in 0:11:39.
Rating: * 1/2

- Smooth's debut is spoiled when Malenko takes him out!  Better luck in the future for this man!

- John Cena and Sting come out next, and they're wanting a fight...BUT...they're picking the referee tonight!  Cena calls out the ref, and Bradshaw comes out in the stripes!  But then fireworks that sound like bombs dropping hit and The Dudley Boyz arrive in the UWF!

The Dudley Boyz vs John Cena & Sting

John Cena goes for a Gorilla Press, but D-Von Dudley slides down his back.
Bradshaw counts:  4.
D-Von Dudley throws John Cena into the ringpost.
A fan at ringside badmouths D-Von Dudley.
D-Von Dudley goes for the Inverted DDT, but John Cena counters it with
a backward kick.
The crowd erupts.

John Cena kicks Bubba Ray Dudley.
John Cena nails Bubba Ray Dudley with a bodyslam.
John Cena takes Bubba Ray Dudley down with the Five Knuckle Shuffle.
The crowd erupts.
John Cena is going for the pin.
Bradshaw counts: One, two, in the ropes...
John Cena executes the F-U on Bubba Ray Dudley.
The crowd erupts.
John Cena goes for the pin.
Bradshaw counts: One, kickout.

Match with Special Referee Bradshaw:
The Dudley Boys (Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley) defeated John Cena and Sting
when D-Von defeated J. Cena by countout in 0:19:33.
Rating: **

- Tremendous debut for The Dudley Boyz, as Bubba's cheap shot keeps Cena from regaining the ring!

- Rey Misterio Jr. comes out next and decides to call out Tazz one more time...and here he comes!  But just as he slides under the ropes to face Rey, a cage begins to lower around them...and Adam Carolla runs to the ring, sliding in as well!  Rey may have just screwed himself!

Steel Cage Match
Tazz vs Rey Misterio Jr.

Rey Misterio Jr. runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tazz
moves out of the way.
Tazz goes for a head and arm Tazplex, but Rey Misterio Jr. blocks it.
Rey Misterio Jr. hits Tazz with a dropkick.
Rey Misterio Jr. hits Tazz with a springboard dropkick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rey Misterio Jr..
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Tazz
counters it with an armbar submission.
Rey Misterio Jr. tries to escape the hold.
Rey Misterio Jr. is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rey Misterio Jr. tries to fight the pain.
Rey Misterio Jr. is writhing in pain.
Adam Carolla checks Rey Misterio Jr.'s arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Rey Misterio Jr. fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rey Misterio Jr..

Rey Misterio Jr. executes a sitdown faceslam on Tazz.
Rey Misterio Jr. nails Tazz with a sitdown faceslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rey Misterio Jr..
Rey Misterio Jr. gives the sign for the West Coast Pop.
Rey Misterio Jr. executes the West Coast Pop on Tazz.
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Rey Misterio Jr.. Time of match: 0:15:10

Cage Match:
Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Tazz with the West Coast Pop in 0:15:10.
Rating: **** 1/4

- Rey does it!  As he's celebrating and the cage is raising, Carolla gets pissed and charges him, but Rey sees it coming and hits a drop toe hold, driving him across the middle rope...and then he gives Carolla the 6-1-9 to a huge pop!

UWF World Tag Team Title Match
Steel Cage Match
The Beasts of Burden vs The nWo(c)

Rhyno attacks Scott Hall before the bell.
Rhyno takes Scott Hall down with a clothesline.
Rhyno takes Scott Hall down with an elbowdrop.
Rhyno hits Scott Hall with a fist to the midsection.
Rhyno goes for a power bomb, but Scott Hall counters it with a low blow.

Scott Hall grinds Mike Awesome's face across the cage.
Scott Hall executes a clothesline on Mike Awesome.
Scott Hall hits a piledriver on Mike Awesome.
Scott Hall is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Scott Hall goes for a faceslam, but Mike Awesome blocks it.
Mike Awesome hits Scott Hall with a clothesline.
Mike Awesome nails Scott Hall with a kick to the midsection.
Mike Awesome executes the Awesome Bomb on Scott Hall.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Kevin Nash makes the save.

Rhyno and Mike Awesome whip Kevin Nash into the ropes.
They hit Kevin Nash with a double kick to the midsection.
Mike Awesome leaves the ring.
Rhyno goes for a DDT, but Kevin Nash counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Rhyno counters it with a sunset flip.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rhyno runs into the ropes.
Rhyno executes the Gore on Kevin Nash.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rhyno goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Mike Awesome goes for a kick to the head, but Kevin Nash blocks it.
Kevin Nash whips Mike Awesome into the ropes, but Mike Awesome reverses it.
Mike Awesome misses with an elbow.
Mike Awesome nails Kevin Nash with a big boot.

Rhyno grinds Kevin Nash's face across the cage.
Rhyno nails Kevin Nash with a headbutt.
Rhyno tags Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome lifts Kevin Nash up.
Rhyno nails Kevin Nash with the Awesome Gore and goes for the pin.
Rhyno has the crowd going wild.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Scott Hall doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is going crazy.

The winners are The Beasts of Burden. Time of match: 0:17:59

Cage Match:
The Beasts of Burden (Mike Awesome and Rhyno) defeated
The nWo (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) when Rhyno pinned Nash after the
Awesome Gore in 0:17:59.
Rating: ****
(The Beasts of Burden won the UWF World Tag Team Titles.)

- Awesome and Rhyno win!!!  As the Beasts of Burden begin to celebrate, Sean Waltman enters the ring with a chain wrapped around his foot and kicks Rhyno in the back of the head!  Hall attacks Awesome from behind, and then nails him with a tag title belt!  Outsider Edge on Rhyno!  Waltman hits the Bronco Buster!  Awesome starts to reenter, but Hall nails him and hits the Outsider Edge on him as well!  Laying the Beasts of Burden side-by-side, Waltman and Hall spraypaint "nWo" on Awesome's back and Rhyno's chest!




Rick GarrardPosted on 05/04/04 at 02:41:57

debut of syxx.. and the Dudleys!  

Rey destroys Tazz and then Adam Corolla!  What a night!

And the nWo dominates after losing the tag titles!

Next big card is gonna be fun with all the feuds starting to heat up now.
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 05/04/04 at 03:19:07

Notice how Nash did no dominating at the end?

He's the latest Tag Title Holder to bail on me, and thus the reason for the latest title change.