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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #30

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 05/01/04 at 23:47:20

Sean O'Haire & Tazz vs Booker T & Mike Awesome

Booker T whips Sean O'Haire into the ropes.
Booker T hits Sean O'Haire with a clothesline.
Booker T takes Sean O'Haire down with a series of mounted punches.
Booker T hits a sidewalk slam on Sean O'Haire.

Sean O'Haire goes for a Gorilla Press, but Booker T slides down his back.
Booker T catches Sean O'Haire in a sleeperhold.
Sean O'Haire tries to escape the hold.
Sean O'Haire breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 9 seconds.
Sean O'Haire nails Booker T with an elbowsmash.
Sean O'Haire hits Booker T with a kneelift.
Sean O'Haire goes for a powerslam, but Booker T counters it with a lariat.
Booker T does the Spinaroonie.
The crowd is behind Booker T all the way.
Booker T tags out to Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome executes a flying splash on Sean O'Haire.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Awesome.

The winners are Booker T and Mike Awesome. Time of match: 0:03:09

Booker T and Mike Awesome defeated Tazz and Sean O'Haire when Awesome pinned
O'Haire after a flying splash in 0:03:09.
Rating: ** 1/2

- Booker T and Mike Awesome score a surprisingly quick win!

- As Awesome is heading backstage, he and Kevin Nash have an intense staredown! Nash and Hall defend the titles tonight against Awesome and Rhyno!

Christopher Daniels vs Bradshaw

Bradshaw goes for an armdrag takedown, but Christopher Daniels blocks it.
Christopher Daniels takes Bradshaw down with a spin kick.
Christopher Daniels executes a spinning leg lariat on Bradshaw.
Christopher Daniels whips Bradshaw into the ropes.
Bradshaw hits Christopher Daniels with a kick.
Bradshaw runs into the ropes.
Christopher Daniels uses a spin kick on Bradshaw.

Bradshaw runs into the ropes.
Bradshaw goes for the Clothesline From Hell, but Christopher Daniels
counters it with a duck-down move.
Christopher Daniels hits Bradshaw with a spinebuster slam.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Christopher Daniels goes for the Last Rites, but he can't do it.
Bradshaw punches Christopher Daniels.

Christopher Daniels hits Bradshaw with a kick to the midsection.
Christopher Daniels takes Bradshaw down with a spinebuster slam.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Christopher Daniels hits Adam Carolla with a vertical facebuster.
Adam Carolla is out cold.

Christopher Daniels pinned Bradshaw after a vertical facebuster in 0:18:07.
Rating: *** 3/4

- Poor Bradshaw! Will his bad luck ever end?

- Charlie Haas is at the interview position and says that Dean Malenko is on recruiting drive and will be back next week! And then he heads to the ring!

Charlie Haas vs Rey Misterio Jr.

Charlie Haas attacks Rey Misterio Jr. before the bell.
Charlie Haas runs into the ropes.
Rey Misterio Jr. hits a dropkick on Charlie Haas.
Rey Misterio Jr. nails Charlie Haas with a chop.
Rey Misterio Jr. uses a rana on Charlie Haas.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.

Rey Misterio Jr. gets back into the ring.
Charlie Haas climbs back into the ring.
Rey Misterio Jr. is going for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.
Rey Misterio Jr. runs into the ropes.
Rey Misterio Jr. hits Adam Carolla with a rana.
Adam Carolla is out cold.
Rey Misterio Jr. gives the sign for the West Coast Pop.
Rey Misterio Jr. executes the West Coast Pop on Charlie Haas.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Rey Misterio Jr..
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Drew Pinsky comes running down to the ring.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd breaks into a "619! 619!" chant.

The winner is Rey Misterio Jr.. Time of match: 0:19:13

Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Charlie Haas with the West Coast Pop in 0:19:13.
Rating: ****

- Rey takes out Haas after he removes Carolla from the match! Haas and Carolla both are unhappy!

Kevin Sullivan & Nailz vs Tajiri & Norman Smiley

Kevin Sullivan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Tajiri counters it with
a backdrop.
Tajiri hits a dropkick on Kevin Sullivan.
Tajiri covers Kevin Sullivan.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, kickout.

Norman Smiley and Tajiri defeated Kevin Sullivan and Nailz when Tajiri pinned
K. Sullivan with the Buzzsaw Kick in 0:04:17.
Rating: ** 1/2

- Tajiri beats Sullivan...and then Nailz chokes Sullivan out!!! Tajiri and Smiley take off, as Nailz has to have security drag him off of Sullivan!

- Backstage, Booker T gets jumped from behind by Tazz! He clamps on the Tazzmission, and O'Haire puts the boots to Booker! A chair-wielding Mike Awesome runs in, but O'Haire and Tazz run off, their damage done!

Christian, Matt Hardy & Billy Kidman vs Sting, John Cena & El Gigante

John Cena hits a clothesline on Matt Hardy.
John Cena whips Matt Hardy into the ropes, but Matt Hardy reverses it.
Matt Hardy goes for a kick to the midsection, but John Cena counters it with
a dragon screw.
John Cena goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Matt Hardy counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

El Gigante goes for a clothesline, but Billy Kidman counters it with a crucifix.
Billy Kidman uses the ropes for leverage.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, he sees it.
Drew Pinsky threatens Billy Kidman with disqualification.
Matt Hardy goes for a back suplex, but El Gigante counters it with a crucifix.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, three.
El Gigante has the crowd going wild.

El Gigante, John Cena and Sting defeated Billy Kidman, Christian and Matt Hardy
when Gigante pinned M. Hardy after a crucifix in 0:11:32.
Rating: ***

- What an ending. I just don't even know what to add to that.

UWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Beasts of Burden vs The nWo(c)

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall whip Mike Awesome into the ropes.
They hit Mike Awesome with a double elbowsmash.
Scott Hall leaves the ring.
Kevin Nash goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but Mike Awesome counters it with
a backdrop.
Mike Awesome hits a slingshot splash on Kevin Nash.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.

Scott Hall whips Mike Awesome into the turnbuckle, but Mike Awesome reverses it.

Mike Awesome charges in with an avalanche.
Rhyno enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mike Awesome and Rhyno hit Scott Hall with a double elbowdrop.
Rhyno leaves the ring.
Mike Awesome executes a kick to the midsection on Scott Hall.
Mike Awesome goes for the Awesome Bomb, but Scott Hall counters it with
a backdrop.
There are lots of chants for Scott Hall.

Kevin Nash hits Mike Awesome with a low blow.
Kevin Nash whips Mike Awesome into the ropes.
Kevin Nash hits Mike Awesome with a backdrop.
Kevin Nash executes a kick to the midsection on Mike Awesome.
Kevin Nash gives the sign for the Jackknife Power Bomb.
Kevin Nash goes for the Jackknife Power Bomb, but Mike Awesome counters it with
a low blow.

Kevin Nash puts Rhyno in a choke lift.
Engineer Anderson warns Kevin Nash to let go.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three, four.
Kevin Nash executes a kick to the head on Rhyno.
Kevin Nash covers Rhyno.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Kevin Nash all the way.

The winners are The nWo. Time of match: 0:13:58

The nWo (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) defeated
The Beasts of Burden (Mike Awesome and Rhyno) when Nash pinned Rhyno after
a kick to the head in 0:13:58.
Rating: ** 1/2
(The nWo retained the UWF World Tag Team Titles.)

- Hall and Nash retain! They beat Awesome and Rhyno in a bit of a slobberknocker! Sean O'Haire and Tazz run in and go after Awesome, so Rhyno tries to Gore O'Haire...but he moves and Rhyno wipes out Hall! This prompts Nash to nail Rhyno with another boot to the head, and Awesome breaks away from Tazz and lays into Nash! Tazz and O'Haire leave, cackling!
Critic of the DawnPosted on 05/02/04 at 03:31:32

Awesome is as dominant as usual.  No big surprise there.

And Bradshaw lost.  To the much smaller and more deserving Christopher Daniels.  Good.  Job, Bradshaw, job!

Mean ol' Misterio pinned Haas.  But, on the plus side, Malenko's bunch of pure wrestlers are going to be recruiting next week.  Please let it be American Dragon!  Please!

Aww...  Nailz and Sullivan already broke up?  They were rapidly becoming my favorite tag team, too!  Even A-Train and Julio Dinero can't compete with them in terms of random ramblitude!

CRUCIFIX BY EL GIGANTE!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!  That was... ya know... a WRESTLING move!  And he's all... tall... and...  I don't get it.  That ending makes my brain hurt.

Rats.  Rhyno and Awesome lose.  Being from Philly, I really like that pairing a lot.  The Beasts of Burden is a cool name as well.

Good stuff.  Keep it up.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 05/02/04 at 07:07:40

Thanks...Sullivan bailed on me, which was the same reason Low-Ki got jobbed out, and Tank got squashed the week before.

I...hope Malenko's new member doesn't disappoint...but it's not American Dragon.  I *promise* I'll fit him in the next time I get to add a member to the roster.

I'm really digging Awesome and Rhyno, too.  Both as heels and as faces.

And that Gigante finish not only nearly broke my TNM, it nearly broke the #tnm chatroom!
Rick GarrardPosted on 05/02/04 at 16:00:51

Book and Awesome!  and the staredown!

Man Bradshaw seems to be getting punished for Ron Simmons walk out.  UWF is so realistic.  :)

Uh Oh... Malenko out "recruiting".  More team members?!  Dr. Drew saving Corolla... sounds like a TV show they once had on MTV.  ;)

Sullican and Nailz!  What a brutal tag team!  What the??  Nailz attacks Sully!  crazy!

Book vs Tazz in the back!    Sounds like another tag match for the teams is in the future!

So Kidman gets reprimanded... and then Hardy attacks and gets pinned for his troubles!  But a crucifix from Gigante?  that's massive!

Tazz and O'Haire.. such trouble makers in the main.  :)  I like nWo retaining.. so many ways to go with that.


Gigante's finish nearly broke #tnm?  oh my... that savage must be stopped!  ;)
CPDuckPosted on 05/03/04 at 16:58:16

Mike Awesome sucks.

Adam Carolla really should be more careful...