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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #27

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/28/04 at 00:33:17

- As the show begins, Don Callis is in the interview area with Dr. Drew Pinksy, and he's got some paperwork!  Drew looks annoyed, but announces that Callis' contracts are in order...and Triple X did, indeed, have a clause in their last match with The APA that said if the APA lost, they wouldn't get another shot as long as Triple X held the gold!  Callis looks awful smug, when Drew points out another contract laying around...one with Triple X's names on it!  Callis looks uneasy...when Drew points out that it's an OPEN contract!  Callis explains that Low-Ki's not here tonight, and Drew has no sympathy...as STING enters and accepts that contract on behalf of himself and John Cena!

- Drew announces that new #1 contenders will be crowned tonight, and team #1 is the reuniting duo of Mike Awesome and Rhyno!  Sean O'Haire comes out and says he wants the other half of that match...and brings TANK ABBOTT with him!

#1 Contenders' Match
Sean O'Haire & Tank Abbott vs Mike Awesome & Rhyno

Tank Abbott and Sean O'Haire whip Rhyno into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rhyno with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Rhyno hits them with a double clothesline.

Rhyno throws Tank Abbott out of the ring.
Rhyno goes through the ropes.
Engineer Anderson counts:  1.
Rhyno clears the announcers' table.
Rhyno sets up Tank Abbott on the announcers' table.
Rhyno executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Rhyno goes for a double underhook suplex, but Tank Abbott counters it with
a backdrop.

Mike Awesome and Rhyno whip Tank Abbott into the ropes.
They hit Tank Abbott with a double fist to the midsection.
Rhyno nails Tank Abbott with a clothesline.
Mike Awesome takes Tank Abbott down with a flying splash.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tank Abbott goes for a punch, but Mike Awesome reverses it.
Mike Awesome executes a flying clothesline on Tank Abbott.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mike Awesome hits Tank Abbott with a flying back elbow.
The crowd erupts.
Mike Awesome runs into the ropes.
Mike Awesome hits a flying clothesline on Tank Abbott.
The crowd erupts.
Mike Awesome is going for the cover.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, Sean O'Haire makes the save.
Mike Awesome executes the Awesome Bomb on Tank Abbott.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, shoulder up.
Mike Awesome hits Tank Abbott with a flying back elbow.
The crowd is giving Mike Awesome a standing ovation.
Mike Awesome hits Tank Abbott with a kick to the midsection.
Mike Awesome executes the Awesome Bomb on Tank Abbott.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Tank Abbott goes for a football tackle, but Mike Awesome counters it with a DDT.

The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mike Awesome.
In turn, Tank Abbott counters it with a throw-off.
Mike Awesome collides with Engineer Anderson.
Drew Pinsky comes running down to the ring.
Tank Abbott executes a football tackle on Mike Awesome.

Tank Abbott whips Rhyno into the ropes.
Rhyno misses with a clothesline.
Tank Abbott and Rhyno get hit with a double clothesline.
Tank Abbott hits Rhyno with a lariat.
Tank Abbott nails Rhyno with a mounted punch.
Tank Abbott covers Rhyno.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Engineer Anderson gives them an extra 8 minutes.
three.
Tank Abbott is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

The winners are Sean O'Haire and Tank Abbott. Time of match: 0:23:03

Number-One-Contenders-Match:
Sean O'Haire and Tank Abbott defeated Mike Awesome and Rhyno when Abbott
defeated Rhyno via pinfall in 0:23:03.
Rating: ** 3/4

- O'Haire and Abbott have emerged from this brutal war as the #1 contenders!

- Backstage, Callis and Chris Daniels are searching for a tag team partner!  They ask Christian and Matt Hardy if either can help, but they're both busy tonight!

- DDP heads down to the ring, and he demands answers from Tazz!  Tazz comes out and says he doesn't owe trash like Page ANYTHING!  Page and Tazz jaw, when The World's Greatest Tag Team enter through the crowd!  Page sees them coming and turns, allowing Tazz to slide in and attack!

Tazz vs Diamond Dallas Page

Tazz attacks Diamond Dallas Page before the bell.
Tazz uses a fireman's carry on Diamond Dallas Page.
Tazz gives the sign for the Tazmission.
Tazz executes the Tazmission on Diamond Dallas Page.
Diamond Dallas Page is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Diamond Dallas Page is struggling to reach the ropes.
Diamond Dallas Page tries to escape the hold.
Diamond Dallas Page tries to fight the pain.
Diamond Dallas Page submits after 30 seconds.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tazz.

The winner is Tazz. Time of match: 0:00:44

Tazz made Diamond Dallas Page submit to the Tazmission in 0:00:44.
Rating: **

- Tazz wipes out DDP!  Backstage, Daniels and Callis are begging Raven to take the match against Sting and Cena, but Raven says he's putting the title on the line tonight in an open challenge!

Matt Hardy vs Norman Smiley

Matt Hardy goes for a back suplex, but Norman Smiley flips over.
Norman Smiley locks Matt Hardy in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Matt Hardy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Norman Smiley lets go after 17 seconds.
Norman Smiley locks Matt Hardy in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Matt Hardy tries to escape the hold.
Matt Hardy gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 23 seconds.
Norman Smiley executes a dropkick to the knee on Matt Hardy.

Matt Hardy goes for a neck snap, but Norman Smiley blocks it.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Adam Carolla gives them an extra 9 minutes.
Norman Smiley hits him with a baseball bat.
Norman Smiley executes the Norman Conquest on Matt Hardy.
Adam Carolla tells Matt Hardy to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Matt Hardy nods.
Adam Carolla asks Matt Hardy if he should stop the fight.

Matt Hardy hits a bodyslam on Norman Smiley.
Matt Hardy executes an elbowdrop on Norman Smiley.
Matt Hardy gives the sign for the Twist Of Fate.
Matt Hardy executes the Twist Of Fate on Norman Smiley.
Matt Hardy goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Matt Hardy hits Adam Carolla with a DDT.
Adam Carolla is out cold.

Norman Smiley executes a dropkick to the knee on Matt Hardy.
Norman Smiley hits him with a baseball bat.
Norman Smiley executes the Norman Conquest on Matt Hardy.
Matt Hardy summons one last burst of energy.
Matt Hardy submits after 15 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Norman Smiley.

The winner is Norman Smiley. Time of match: 0:24:41

Norman Smiley made Matt Hardy submit to the Norman Conquest in 0:24:41.
Rating: ****

- Upset!  Smiley beats Hardy!  Matt looks shocked!

- Daniels and Callis confront Tazz, and ask him to help them out...but he doesn't even speak to them!

Christian vs Tajiri

They lock up.
Christian throws Tajiri into the turnbuckle.
Christian runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tajiri moves out of the way.
Tajiri goes for a Hotshot, but Christian counters it with a Thesz press.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Christian throws Engineer Anderson into the ringpost.
Engineer Anderson is out cold.

Christian uses a double-axhandle to the back on Tajiri.
Christian throws Tajiri out of the ring.
Christian jumps onto him with a plancha.
Christian climbs back into the ring.
Tajiri climbs back into the ring.
Christian takes Tajiri down with a double-axhandle to the back.
Christian hits Tajiri with a kneedrop.
Christian goes for a powerslam, but Tajiri counters it with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tajiri.
Christian begs off.
Tajiri whips Christian into the turnbuckle.
Tajiri charges in with a baseball slide.
Tajiri takes Christian down with a spinning thrust kick.
Christian begs off.

Christian pinned Tajiri with the Unprettier in 0:10:49.
Rating: ** 1/2

- Christian gets the duke!  Backstage, Callis and Daniels are imploring Nailz for assistance, but he just grunts something about Sullivan and stalks off!

Kevin Sullivan vs Nailz

Kevin Sullivan pinned Nailz with the Double Stomp in 0:13:49.
Rating: -** 1/2

- Sullivan trounces Nailz AGAIN!  Nailz looks at Sullivan with a beaten look in his eyes as Sullivan grins a dark grin.

- The APA head to the ring, looking tired and cranky...when a wolf howl shakes them out of their funk!  SCOTT HALL and KEVIN NASH head to the ring!

The nWo vs The APA

Kevin Nash takes Bradshaw down with a clothesline.
Scott Hall goes for a back suplex, but Bradshaw counters it with a facerake.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Bradshaw executes a power bomb on Scott Hall.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, kickout.

Kevin Nash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Scott Hall and Kevin Nash whip Bradshaw into the ropes.
They hit Bradshaw with a double elbowsmash.
Kevin Nash leaves the ring.
Scott Hall whips Bradshaw into the ropes.
Scott Hall hits Bradshaw with a clothesline.
Bradshaw falls out of the ring.

Kevin Nash puts Ron Simmons in a Canadian backbreaker.
Ron Simmons is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Ron Simmons tries to fight the pain.
Ron Simmons makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Kevin Nash whips Ron Simmons into the ropes, but Ron Simmons reverses it.
Kevin Nash nails Ron Simmons with a clothesline.
Kevin Nash takes Ron Simmons down with a stomp.
Kevin Nash uses a bodyslam turnbuckle smash on Ron Simmons.
Kevin Nash works the crowd.
A small "Kevin Nash" chant is being started.
Kevin Nash takes Ron Simmons down with a fist to the midsection.
Kevin Nash takes Ron Simmons down with a bodyslam turnbuckle smash.
Kevin Nash goes for a forearm smash, but Ron Simmons blocks it.
Ron Simmons goes for a clothesline, but Kevin Nash counters it with
a Gorilla Press.

Bradshaw goes for the Last Call, but Kevin Nash counters it with a forearm smash.
Kevin Nash chops Bradshaw.
Kevin Nash chops Bradshaw.
The crowd is cheering on Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash executes the Jackknife Power Bomb on Bradshaw.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, Ron Simmons makes the save.

The nWo (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) defeated The APA (Bradshaw and Ron Simmons)
when Nash pinned R. Simmons with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:21:58.
Rating: ** 3/4

- Simmons rolls out of the ring looking disgusted!  Nash and Hall take over the ring, and Nash announces that the new World order is DEFINITELY in the house!  Bradshaw follows Simmons, but Ron shoves him back and walks off!

- Callis and Daniels are backstage asking Malenko for help, but Dean says he's gotta fight El friggin' Gigante tonight!

The World's Greatest Tag Team vs Booker T & Rey Misterio Jr.

Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas whip Booker T into the ropes.
They hit Booker T with a double backdrop.
Rey Misterio Jr. enters the ring and throws Charlie Haas out of the ring.
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for an Asai moonsault, but Shelton Benjamin
side-steps and Rey Misterio Jr. only hits air.
The crowd is vociferously booing Shelton Benjamin.
Rey Misterio Jr. rolls out of the ring.

Booker T and Rey Misterio Jr. defeated
The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) when Booker
pinned S. Benjamin with the Book End in 0:06:28.
Rating: *** 1/2

- Dean Malenko walks out post-match, and he and Haas stand over Benjamin as he gets up!  Malenko says they've been doing some thinking, and it's time their little group gets a facelift!  Benjamin looks confused...as TAZZ enters the ring and grabs him from behind with a vicious Tazplex!  He locks on the Tazmission...as HAAS puts the boots to Benjamin!  But then EL GIGANTE marches out and grabs Haas in a Choke Slam!  Tazz gets up...and gets the big boot!  Malenko looks nervous...but it's time for him to face Gigante man-to-man!

Dean Malenko vs El Gigante

El Gigante runs into the ropes.
Dean Malenko gives him a dropkick, but El Gigante doesn't budge.
El Gigante executes a slap on Dean Malenko.
El Gigante whips Dean Malenko into the ropes.
Dean Malenko hits El Gigante with a clothesline.
Dean Malenko is going for the cover.
Dean Malenko pulls the tights.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dean Malenko whips El Gigante into the ropes.
Dean Malenko goes for a dropkick, but El Gigante side-steps and Dean Malenko
only hits air.
El Gigante covers Dean Malenko.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
El Gigante hits a power bomb on Dean Malenko.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for El Gigante.

The winner is El Gigante. Time of match: 0:11:35

El Gigante pinned Dean Malenko after a power bomb in 0:11:35.
Rating: **

- Dean gets folded in two by Gigante!

- Ron Simmons is leaving the arena, when Bradshaw tries to stop him again...but Simmons tells him he's through with the UWF and if Bradshaw wants to get jerked around, then the APA is done as well!  Bradshaw looks stunned!

- Callis and Daniels come to the ring looking nervous...and here comes Sting and Cena!  Callis then smiles wickedly...as flames erupt around the ring...and KANE walks to the ring!

Christopher Daniels & Kane vs John Cena & Sting

Kane uses a powerslam on Sting.
Christopher Daniels executes a flying axhandle on Sting.
Numerous fans are using Christopher Daniels for target practice.
Kane leaves the ring.
Christopher Daniels nails Sting with a vertical facebuster.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, kickout.
Christopher Daniels works the crowd.

Christopher Daniels goes for a bodyslam, but Sting counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Sting whips Christopher Daniels into the turnbuckle.
Sting charges in with the Stinger Splash.
Sting gives the sign for the Scorpion Death Lock.
Sting goes for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Christopher Daniels
counters it with a small package.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, kickout.

Christopher Daniels goes for a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but
John Cena rolls out of the way.
John Cena nails Christopher Daniels with a DDT.
The chants for John Cena are deafening.
John Cena puts Christopher Daniels in a double reverse chinlock.
Christopher Daniels grabs the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

Sting and John Cena hit Kane with a double hiptoss.
Christopher Daniels enters the ring and throws John Cena out of the ring.
Christopher Daniels leaves the ring.
Kane hits Sting with an elbowsmash.
Kane executes the Choke Slam on Sting.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kane goes for the pin.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, John Cena makes the save.

Sting takes Kane down with a jumping DDT.
Sting runs into the ropes.
Kane misses with a clothesline.
Kane misses with an elbow.
Sting hits Kane with a clothesline.
Sting grabs a hold of Kane's mask.
Sting tears away on the mask.
Kane stops Sting.

Sting tags out to John Cena.
Christopher Daniels enters the ring and throws Sting out of the ring.
Christopher Daniels leaves the ring.
John Cena takes the chain and uses it on him.
The crowd is giving John Cena a standing ovation.
He goes for the pin.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are Sting and John Cena. Time of match: 0:20:42

Sting and John Cena defeated Christopher Daniels and Kane when J. Cena pinned
Kane after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:20:42.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Low-Ki no-showed.)

- Cena pins Kane for the first time!  In the confusion with Sting and Daniels, Dr. Drew missed Cena going for the chain...and so did Kane!  What a shocker!

- Raven walks to the ring and lays the UWF World Title in the middle of the ring...and then dares ANYONE to come and get it!  There's a beat...and then the APA music begins and BRADSHAW hits the ring!

UWF World Title Match
Raven(c) vs Bradshaw

Raven hits a power bomb on Bradshaw.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Raven throws Bradshaw out of the ring.
Engineer Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten.
Raven is being booed out of the building.

The winner is Raven. Time of match: 0:02:48

Raven defeated Bradshaw by countout in 0:02:48.
Rating: ** 1/4
(Raven retained the UWF World Title.)

- Well...not a very big main event, as Raven manhandles an exhausted Bradshaw.

- Next week, Triple X defends against Sean O'Haire & Tank Abbott!  O'Haire pulls double duty as he teams with Tazz and Charlie Haas against Booker T, Rey Misterio Jr. & Mike Awesome!
JoshiPosted on 04/28/04 at 18:25:12

Is this fed booked or not? If it is you gotta see an APA distraction or interference to give Sting and Cena the titles.

Engineer Anderson is an ass. Giving them an extra 8 minutes when Rhyno is unconcsious! Boo! I really like the team of Rhyno and Awesome.

Taz is a badass. PUSH TAZ!

Well, I hate Smiley so can't say I'm happy about him beating Hardy. This can't be booked.

Don't Daniels and Callis realize that Nailz is in for the fight of his life? He's duking it out with Kevin Sullivan for Pete's sake!

Nailz and Sullivan should team up. That would be a devastating tag team!

Can't say I'm pleased to see the Outsiders, but at least they are a tag team.

"but Dean says he's gotta fight El friggin' Gigante tonight!"

That made me laugh for some reason.

MALENKO! STABLE LEADER! WITH TAZZ AND HAAS!  What a group! We've just found my new favorite stable in TNM land.

You liar! El Gigante doesn't know how to do a power bomb! I can't believe you put him over Malenko. :(

Cool little tag team match.

Well, Raven vs Bradshaw was a little bit of a crappy main event. Boo!

Raven deserves better.

Pretty good show there, Tommy. I, of course, still like more build-up and drama, but it's good you are having fun with this so keep it up.
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/28/04 at 23:47:45

An APA distraction may ne be possible, since Simmons left...=)

And Tazz is frickin' undefeated so far.

Raven's undefeated in solo competition.

But the fed is quasi-booked.  Some of the results you were unhappy with, such as Hardy-Smiley and Gigante-Malenko, were unbooked.

The feedback, as always, is appreciated...=)