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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #26

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/26/04 at 21:42:11

Mike Awesome, Sean O'Haire & The World's Greatest Tag Team vs Booker T, Diamond Dallas Page, Tazz & Rey Misterio Jr.

Booker T takes Sean O'Haire down with a dropkick.
The crowd is giving Booker T a standing ovation.
Booker T gives him a spinebuster slam, but Sean O'Haire doesn't even care.
Sean O'Haire is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Sean O'Haire takes Booker T down with a superkick.
Sean O'Haire further incites the crowd.

Shelton Benjamin and Sean O'Haire whip Booker T into the ropes.
They hit Booker T with a double kick to the midsection.
Rey Misterio Jr. enters the ring and lays out Sean O'Haire.
The chants for Rey Misterio Jr. are deafening.
Rey Misterio Jr. executes a bodyslam on Shelton Benjamin.
Booker T takes Shelton Benjamin down with the Harlem Hangover.

Booker T executes a back heel kick on Shelton Benjamin.
Booker T tags out to Rey Misterio Jr..
Booker T takes Shelton Benjamin down with a backbreaker.
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the West Coast Pop, but Shelton Benjamin
counters it with a power bomb.
Shelton Benjamin uses the ropes for leverage.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Booker T makes the save.

Charlie Haas uses a double-axhandle to the back on Rey Misterio Jr..
Charlie Haas catches Rey Misterio Jr. in a chokehold.
Adam Carolla warns Charlie Haas to let go.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three, four.
Charlie Haas hits Rey Misterio Jr. with a power bomb.
Charlie Haas uses the ropes for leverage.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Charlie Haas throws Rey Misterio Jr. out of the ring.
Adam Carolla counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.


Rey Misterio Jr. has been eliminated.
Charlie Haas further incites the crowd.

Mike Awesome sets up a table.
Mike Awesome sets up Diamond Dallas Page on the table.
Mike Awesome tries to drive Diamond Dallas Page through the table with
a slingshot splash, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.

Shelton Benjamin whips Booker T into the ropes.
Booker T hits Shelton Benjamin with an elbow.
Booker T nails Shelton Benjamin with a kick to the midsection.
Booker T hits Shelton Benjamin with the Ax Kick.
The crowd is giving Booker T a standing ovation.
Booker T is going for the cover.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Booker T uses a spinebuster slam on Shelton Benjamin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.
Booker T complains about a slow count.

Booker T goes for a forearm smash, but Sean O'Haire blocks it.
Sean O'Haire executes the Prophecy on Booker T.
Sean O'Haire goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three.

Booker T has been eliminated.
Sean O'Haire is being booed out of the building.

Charlie Haas hits a flapjack on Tazz.
Charlie Haas hits a German suplex on Tazz.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Adam Carolla counts: One, Charlie Haas lifts a shoulder, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Haas executes the Haas Of Pain on Tazz.
Tazz is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tazz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tazz is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tazz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tazz tries to fight the pain.
Tazz is close to passing out from the pain.
Adam Carolla asks Tazz if he's had enough.
Tazz doesn't respond.
Adam Carolla stops the fight after 44 seconds.

Tazz has been eliminated.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

Elimination Match:
The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin), Mike Awesome
and Sean O'Haire beat Booker T, Diamond Dallas Page, Tazz and Rey Misterio Jr. 4
falls to 0:
        x C. Haas beat Misterio Jr. via countout in 0:07:28
        x Awesome beat Page via pinfall in 0:24:15
        x O'Haire beat Booker via the Prophecy in 0:40:47
        x C. Haas beat Taz via the Haas Of Pain in 0:53:31
Survivors: Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Mike Awesome, Sean O'Haire
Rating: *** 1/4

- The heels gangpile Tazz, when Booker T slides into the ring...but Tazz snaps to his feet and hits a T-Bone Tazplex!  Then he locks Booker in the Tazzmission!  Rey and DDP try to get back in, but get attacked...so RHYNO hits the ring!  He Gores with World's Greatest Tag Team, but Sean O'Haire levels him and hits the Prophecy!  O'Haire sets a chair on Rhyno's chest and goes up top...but MIKE AWESOME pulls Rhyno out of the way!  O'Haire smashes to the mat, and looks shocked to see Awesome standing over him!  Tazz breaks the Tazzmission and sneaks up on Awesome, but gets GORED!  The heels get the hell out of dodge!

- In an unsanctioned match, we get welcomed to a brawl between Kevin Sullivan and Nailz!

Kevin Sullivan vs Nailz

Nailz hits Kevin Sullivan with a roundhouse right.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Nailz throws Kevin Sullivan into the guardrail.
Nailz goes for a kick to the head, but Kevin Sullivan ducks out of the way.
Kevin Sullivan throws Nailz into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

Nailz catches Kevin Sullivan in a chokehold.
Kevin Sullivan gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Nailz goes for a bearhug, but Kevin Sullivan counters it with a punch.
Nailz re-reverses it.
Nailz gets a bearhug on Kevin Sullivan.
Kevin Sullivan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kevin Sullivan makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.

Nailz whips Kevin Sullivan into the ropes, but Kevin Sullivan reverses it.
Nailz hits Kevin Sullivan with a shoulderblock.
Nailz runs into the ropes.
Nailz hits a lariat on Kevin Sullivan.
The crowd breaks into a "Back to Jail" chant.
Nailz uses a roundhouse right on Kevin Sullivan.
Nailz executes the Carotid Choke on Kevin Sullivan.

Nailz nails Kevin Sullivan with a bodyslam.
Nailz executes a bodyslam on Kevin Sullivan.
Kevin Sullivan ties him to the Tree of Woe and charges in with a knee.
Kevin Sullivan is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Kevin Sullivan executes the Double Stomp on Nailz.
Kevin Sullivan goes for the pin.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Sullivan seemingly enjoys the boos.

The winner is Kevin Sullivan. Time of match: 0:14:59

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Kevin Sullivan pinned Nailz with the Double Stomp in 0:14:59.
Rating: -* 1/4

- Sullivan outbrawls Nailz!  Nailz gets back up...and lunges at Sullivan!  These two may brawk all night!

Billy Kidman vs Norman Smiley

Norman Smiley goes for a Russian legsweep, but Billy Kidman counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Billy Kidman goes for a headlock takedown, but Norman Smiley counters it with
a back suplex.
Norman Smiley covers Billy Kidman.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Billy Kidman executes a spinning leg lariat on Norman Smiley.
Billy Kidman uses a hiptoss on Norman Smiley.
Billy Kidman uses a bodyslam on Norman Smiley.
Billy Kidman goes for a fireman's carry to knee neckbreaker, but Norman Smiley
slides down his back.
Norman Smiley goes for a back suplex, but Billy Kidman
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.

Billy Kidman uses a dropkick on Norman Smiley.
Billy Kidman uses a flying sunset flip on Norman Smiley.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Billy Kidman hits a flying forearm on Norman Smiley.
Billy Kidman uses the ropes for leverage.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
Billy Kidman is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

The winner is Billy Kidman. Time of match: 0:10:48

Billy Kidman pinned Norman Smiley after a flying forearm in 0:10:48.
Rating: ***

- And Kidman beats Smiley!  Nothing much to add.

- Raven tells Malenko and Kane that they really need to put their personal problems behind them so they can handle Sting, Cena and Gigante!

#1 Contenders' Match
Matt Hardy & Christian vs The APA

Bradshaw whips Matt Hardy into the ropes.
Bradshaw hits Matt Hardy with a kick.
Bradshaw takes Matt Hardy down with a kick to the head.
The crowd is going crazy.
Bradshaw goes for the Last Call, but Matt Hardy counters it with a forearm smash.

Christian gives him a fist to the midsection, but Ron Simmons doesn't budge.
Christian runs into the ropes.
Christian misses with a clothesline.
Ron Simmons executes a spinebuster slam on Christian.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, Matt Hardy doesn't make it in time... three.

Ron Simmons is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winners are The APA. Time of match: 0:11:47

Number-One-Contenders-Match:
The APA (Bradshaw and Ron Simmons) defeated Christian and Matt Hardy when
R. Simmons pinned Christian after a spinebuster slam in 0:11:47.
Rating: ** 3/4

- The APA do it!  They score one more shot at Triple X!!

Raven, Dean Malenko & Kane vs Sting, El Gigante & John Cena

Kane whips Sting into the ropes, but Sting reverses it.
Sting nails Kane with a bulldog.
The crowd is behind Sting all the way.
Kane sits up.
Numerous fans are using Kane for target practice.

Raven and Dean Malenko whip John Cena into the ropes.
They attempt to hit John Cena with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
Dean Malenko leaves the ring.
John Cena nails Raven with a jawbreaker.
Raven collides with Adam Carolla.
John Cena goes for a splash, but Raven rolls out of the way.

Kane uses a flying lariat on John Cena.
Kane throws John Cena out of the ring.
Kane goes through the ropes.
Kane uses a flying lariat on John Cena.
Adam Carolla counts:  1.
Kane throws John Cena back into the ring.
Kane executes the Choke Slam on John Cena.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kane goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Sting doesn't make it in time... three.
Numerous fans are using Kane for target practice.

The winners are Dean Malenko, Kane and Raven. Time of match: 0:13:51

Dean Malenko, Kane and Raven defeated Sting, El Gigante and John Cena when Kane
pinned J. Cena with the Choke Slam in 0:13:51.
Rating: ** 3/4

- The Kane/Cena saga continues, with Cena losing out AGAIN to his former partner!

UWF World Tag Team Title Cage Match
Tajiri & Rhyno vs Triple X

They lock up.
Christopher Daniels goes for a bodyslam, but Tajiri blocks it.
Tajiri whips Christopher Daniels into the ropes.
Christopher Daniels goes for an Asai moonsault, but Tajiri counters it with
a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is behind Tajiri all the way.
In turn, Christopher Daniels counters it with a cradle suplex.

Tajiri uses a vertical facebuster on Christopher Daniels.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.
Tajiri catches Christopher Daniels in the fujiwara armbar.
Christopher Daniels tries to escape the hold.
Christopher Daniels breaks the hold after 10 seconds.

Christopher Daniels takes Tajiri down with an Asai moonsault.
Adam Carolla counts: One, kickout.
Christopher Daniels scrapes Tajiri's face across the cage.
Christopher Daniels executes the Last Rites on Tajiri.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Rhyno makes the save.
Christopher Daniels nails Tajiri with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, Rhyno makes the save.

Christopher Daniels places Tajiri on the turnbuckle.
Christopher Daniels hits a top-rope inverted DDT on Tajiri.
Christopher Daniels is being booed out of the building.

Christopher Daniels hits a leg lariat on Tajiri.
Christopher Daniels tags out to Low-Ki.
Christopher Daniels uses a dropkick on Tajiri.
Low-Ki locks Tajiri in a choke sleeper.
Tajiri summons one last burst of energy.
Tajiri submits after 12 seconds.
Low-Ki is being booed out of the building.

The winners are Triple X. Time of match: 0:15:53

Cage Match:
Triple X (Christopher Daniels and Low-Ki) defeated Rhyno and Tajiri when Low-Ki
made Tajiri submit to a choke sleeper in 0:16:04.
Rating: ****
(Triple X retained the UWF World Tag Team Titles.)

- This one was a barnburner...but Triple X squeezes by one more time!

- Next week, Triple X defend against The APA!  Plus Nailz and Sullivan in a SANCTIONED match!

rgarrardPosted on 04/27/04 at 02:25:34

a clean sweep in the opener.  Only Shelton didn't win a fall for his team!

Tazz turned on Booker!  WOW!

Sullivan vs Nailz!  pure mayhem!

APA earned just ONE more shot!  can they get it done now?

Kane vs Cena... the feud that is the UWF!

Triple X hangs on.. but can they fend off the APA??   And how can you possibly sanction a match between Nails and Sullivan?  !
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/27/04 at 07:09:09

That Tazz is a dirty duck.

All I'll say about the end of the first six months is that three wrestlers didn't re-up, and that's gonna affect some people pretty seriously.  After, say, week 27 or so, I'll reveal who go the Franchise Contracts, though.

You can probably guess one of them REALLY easy.
rgarrardPosted on 04/27/04 at 14:57:07

IF I were ever reveal the BCW franchised contracts, people would be shocked most likely :)
Critic_of_the_DawnPosted on 04/27/04 at 18:33:26

Nah.  We all know you have a soft spot for Michael Wallstreet and Sid!   ;D

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"