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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #23

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/20/04 at 22:40:01

- Raven arrives...and he's looking for Kane!  After all, Kane seems to have abandoned Raven last week, forming an alliance with Raven's opponent for tonight, Dean Malenko!

- Billy Kidman and Matt Hardy make their way to the ring, and Kidman announces that he and Hardy are in fact the newest tag team sensation, since Matt explained that Rey Misterio Jr. was just holding Kidman back!  They announce that they want a tag team match tonight, and TAZZ comes to the ring!?  He's sporting a referee's shirt...and says that he's been told to referee the opening match...and make it a Submission Match!

Billy Kidman & Matt Hardy vs Booker T & Diamond Dallas Page

Billy Kidman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Matt Hardy and Billy Kidman hit Booker T with a double DDT.
Billy Kidman leaves the ring.
Matt Hardy whips Booker T into the ropes.
Matt Hardy executes a kick to the midsection on Booker T.
Matt Hardy executes the Twist Of Fate on Booker T.

Diamond Dallas Page goes for a bodyslam, but Billy Kidman counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Billy Kidman throws Diamond Dallas Page into the ringsteps.
Matt Hardy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Matt Hardy nails Diamond Dallas Page with a clothesline.
Billy Kidman executes a back suplex on Diamond Dallas Page.
Billy Kidman throws Diamond Dallas Page into the guardrail.

Matt Hardy hits Diamond Dallas Page with an elbowdrop.
Matt Hardy hits Diamond Dallas Page with a forearm to the back.
Diamond Dallas Page hits the Diamond Cutter out of nowhere.
The crowd is giving Diamond Dallas Page a standing ovation.
Diamond Dallas Page nails Matt Hardy with a back suplex.
Diamond Dallas Page executes the Diamond Cutter on Matt Hardy.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Diamond Dallas Page puts Matt Hardy in a chokehold.
Matt Hardy is writhing in pain.
Matt Hardy submits after 9 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are Booker T and Diamond Dallas Page. Time of match: 0:12:31

Submission I-Quit Match with Special Referee Tazz:
Booker T and Diamond Dallas Page defeated Billy Kidman and Matt Hardy when Page
made M. Hardy submit to a chokehold in 0:12:31.
Rating: ***

- Booker and DDP win, something they haven't done much lately!  Booker celebrates, and bumps into Tazz...who refuses to budge and glares at Booker!  Booker takes it as a challenge and almost goes at Tazz, but DDP pulls his partner out of the ring!

Mike Awesome vs Bradshaw

Mike Awesome goes for a flying clothesline, but Bradshaw counters it with
a powerslam.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
The chants for Bradshaw are deafening.
Bradshaw takes Mike Awesome down with a kick to the head.
Bradshaw takes Mike Awesome down with a snap suplex.

Mike Awesome hits Bradshaw with a big boot.
Mike Awesome throws Bradshaw out of the ring.
Mike Awesome goes for a tope, but Bradshaw moves out of the way.
Bradshaw knocks Mike Awesome into the ringsteps.
Bradshaw hits Mike Awesome with a kick to the head.

Mike Awesome goes for a flying back elbow, but Bradshaw blocks it.
Bradshaw goes for a back suplex, but Mike Awesome counters it with a bulldog.
Mike Awesome is being booed out of the building.
In turn, Bradshaw counters it with the torture rack.
Engineer Anderson asks Mike Awesome if he's still there.
Mike Awesome nods.

Mike Awesome goes for a short clothesline, but Bradshaw counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
Bradshaw gives the sign for the Clothesline From Hell.
Bradshaw executes the Clothesline From Hell on Mike Awesome.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bradshaw goes for the pin.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Bradshaw goes for a kick to the head, but Mike Awesome ducks out of the way.
Mike Awesome nails Bradshaw with a forearm to the back.

Mike Awesome pinned Bradshaw with the Awesome Bomb in 0:16:09.
Rating: *** 3/4

- Long, hard brawl, but Awesome prevails!  He sets up a table outside and goes for another Awesome Bomb...but DDP runs in and yanks Bradshaw off of Awesome's shoulders!  Awesome contemplates attacking, but lets this one go!

- Backstage, Rey's trying to get Kidman to talk to him, but Kidman walks into the heel's locker room!  Kidman nearly follows, but Sean O'Haire appears at the door, staring down at Rey, making him back off!

The World's Greatest Tag Team vs Rhyno & Tajiri

Tajiri and Rhyno whip Charlie Haas into the ropes.
They hit Charlie Haas with a double fist to the midsection.
Rhyno takes Charlie Haas down with a clothesline.
Tajiri takes Charlie Haas down with a German suplex.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Charlie Haas executes a back elbow on Tajiri.
Charlie Haas whips Tajiri into the ropes.
Charlie Haas misses with a kick.
Tajiri hits a thrust kick to the head on Charlie Haas.

Tajiri uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Charlie Haas.
Tajiri uses a handspring elbow on Charlie Haas.
Tajiri gives the sign for the Buzzsaw Kick.
Tajiri executes the Buzzsaw Kick on Charlie Haas.
Tajiri goes for the pin.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, in the ropes...

The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) defeated
Tajiri and Rhyno when S. Benjamin pinned Tajiri with the Dragon Whip in 0:12:17.
Rating: ***

- The World's Greatest Tag Team prevail against the makeshift team of Tajiri and Rhyno!

- As Tajiri and Rhyno make their way backstage, the faces are gathered near the entrance of the building...when Cena walks in and announces that "He's here...and he's P!SSED."

- Raven comes face to face with Malenko, and tells Dean he's playing a dangerous game!  Dean looks smug and confident, however, as Kane and The World's Greatest Tag Team back him up!

Low-Ki vs John Cena

Low-Ki takes John Cena down with a headbutt.
Low-Ki takes John Cena down with a dragon screw.
Low-Ki uses a Tidal Crush on John Cena.
Adam Carolla counts: One, shoulder up.
Low-Ki nails John Cena with a double foot stomp.
Low-Ki stares out into the crowd.
Low-Ki further incites the crowd.

Low-Ki takes John Cena down with a Mongolian chop.
Low-Ki goes for a Tidal Crush, but John Cena counters it with
a dropkick to the knee.
John Cena takes Low-Ki down with a dropkick.

Low-Ki made John Cena submit to an achilles tendon hold in 0:13:27.
Rating: ***
[Don Callis interfered against John Cena.]

- Something of an upset!  Callis helps Low-Ki take out one of the top faces!

Sean O'Haire vs Rey Misterio Jr.

Sean O'Haire nails Rey Misterio Jr. with a spinning heel kick.
Sean O'Haire goes for a forearm to the back, but Rey Misterio Jr.
side-steps and Sean O'Haire only hits air.
Rey Misterio Jr. takes Sean O'Haire down with spinning headscissors.
Rey Misterio Jr. gives him a kick to the midsection, but Sean O'Haire
doesn't even care.
Rey Misterio Jr. gives him a spinning leg lariat, but Sean O'Haire
only stares at him.
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for a flying dropkick, but Sean O'Haire
ducks out of the way.

Rey Misterio Jr. hits Sean O'Haire with a sitdown faceslam.
The crowd is giving Rey Misterio Jr. a standing ovation.
Rey Misterio Jr. hits Sean O'Haire with the 6-1-9.
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for the West Coast Pop, but Sean O'Haire blocks it.

Sean O'Haire pinned Rey Misterio Jr. with the Prophecy in 0:13:42.
Rating: *** 1/4

- O'Haire drags Rey to the floor and rips away the padding...then goes for the Prophecy again...but Booker T and DDP storm the ring!  O'Haire backs off, reconsidering!

Christopher Daniels vs Ron Simmons

Christopher Daniels pinned Ron Simmons after a double underhook faceslam in
          0:10:07.
Rating: ** 1/4

- Daniels shockingly overwhelms Simmons!  Dr. Drew Pinsky breaks the announcement that next week, The APA will get a title rematch with Triple X stemming from their recent non-title DQ win!

Kane vs Sting

They lock up.
Sting grabs a hold of Kane's mask.
Sting tears away on the mask.
Sting lets go of the mask.
Sting whips Kane into the ropes, but Kane reverses it.
Kane misses with a clothesline.
Kane hits Sting with a powerslam.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.

Sting goes for a bulldog, but Kane counters it with the torture rack.
Adam Carolla asks Sting if he should stop the fight.
Sting shakes his head.
Sting tries to fight the pain.
Sting breaks the hold after 24 seconds.

Sting runs into the ropes.
Sting uses a clothesline on Kane.
Kane sits up.
Sting executes a clothesline on Kane.
Sting howls out to the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sting.

Kane hits Sting with a forearm to the back.
Kane uses a sidewalk slam on Sting.
Kane catches Sting in a choke lift.
Adam Carolla warns Kane to let go.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three, four.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three, four.
Kane executes a gutbuster on Sting.
The crowd is vociferously booing Kane.

Kane hits a flying lariat on Sting.
Kane is being booed out of the building.
Kane is going for the cover.
Adam Carolla counts: One, shoulder up.
Kane throws Adam Carolla out of the ring.
Adam Carolla is out cold.
Adam Carolla crawls back into the ring.
Adam Carolla shakes off the pain.
Kane nails Sting with a powerslam.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kane throws Adam Carolla into the ringpost.
Adam Carolla is out cold.
Adam Carolla slowly gets up.

Kane gives the sign for the Choke Slam.
Kane executes the Choke Slam on Sting.
Kane goes for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kane sends Sting into the turnbuckle.
Kane goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Sting reverses it.
Sting executes a flying cross body press on Kane.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Sting. Time of match: 0:13:51

Sting pinned Kane after a flying cross body press in 0:13:51.
Rating: *** 1/2

- Not an easy win for Sting, who bails out before Kane decides to get REALLY angry!

UWF World Title Match
Dean Malenko vs Raven(c)

Raven goes for a back suplex, but Dean Malenko counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Raven counters it with a backward kick.
Raven runs into the ropes.
Dean Malenko hits Raven with a clothesline.

Dean Malenko hits Raven with a waistlock suplex.
Dean Malenko pulls the tights.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dean Malenko executes a snap suplex on Raven.
Dean Malenko is going for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.
Dean Malenko takes Raven down with a rolling cradle.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.
Dean Malenko gets a short arm scissors on Raven.
Raven is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Raven tries to escape the hold.
Raven is inching his way towards the ropes.
Raven manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 20 seconds.
Dean Malenko goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Raven counters it with a DDT.
The cheers for Raven are drowning out the boos.

Dean Malenko nails Raven with a double underhook suplex.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Dean Malenko.
Dean Malenko executes the Texas Cloverleaf on Raven.
Raven is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Adam Carolla tells Raven to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Raven nods.
Adam Carolla asks Raven if he's had enough.
Raven shakes his head.
Adam Carolla asks Raven if he's still there.
Raven nods.
Raven tries to fight the pain.
Raven is writhing in pain.
Adam Carolla checks Raven's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Raven fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds.

Raven and Dean Malenko battled to a no contest in 0:15:56.
Rating: **** 1/4
(Raven retained the UWF World Title.)
[Sting interfered against Dean Malenko.]
[John Cena interfered against Raven.]

- Sting and Cena stormed the ring and tore into both men!  As Cena pummeled on Raven and Sting hit Malenko with a Stinger Splash, Kane hit the ring!  He dropped Cena with a Choke Slam, and then Sting!  Raven stopped Kane and Malenko, and called a truce!  Then he retrieved a table and slid it into the ring...while Kane got a gas can!  Kane doused the table in gas and set it on fire...then grabbed Sting!  As he prepared for a Choke Slam, the crowd erupted!!  EL GIGANTE stalked to the ring!  Malenko and Raven bailed out, as Kane stopped...and turned...and got grabbed by the throat!  Gigante SPIKED Kane through the blazing table, shattering it to pieces!  Gigante pulled Sting and Cena to their feet as Kane dove to the floor and began rolling around!



Butters2004Posted on 04/22/04 at 05:48:12

El Gigante is BACK.. in UWF!  I thought we had seen the last of him, but he's BACK.

On top of that we saw Sting pull out a victory that he HAD to have, and Raven continues to retain.

The next few weeks here in UWF could be VERY interesting.
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/22/04 at 16:20:44

Holy crap...was Sting really in that bad of shape?!?!