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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #6

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 03/01/04 at 05:11:26

- The show begins with the announcement that by the end of tonight, we'll know seven of the eight men competing for the UWF World Title!

- Rob Van Dam makes his way out to a great pop, while Shelton Benjamin guides Charlie Haas to the ring!

Rob Van Dam vs Charlie Haas

They lock up.
Charlie Haas uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Rob Van Dam.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Charlie Haas executes a Russian legsweep on Rob Van Dam.
Charlie Haas takes Rob Van Dam down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Charlie Haas nails Rob Van Dam with a double-axhandle to the back.

Charlie Haas whips Rob Van Dam into the ropes, but Rob Van Dam reverses it.
Rob Van Dam takes Charlie Haas down with a fist to the midsection.
Rob Van Dam hits Charlie Haas with a Northern Lights suplex.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rob Van Dam hits a Hotshot on Charlie Haas.
Rob Van Dam is going for the pin.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, kickout.
Rob Van Dam complains about a slow count.

Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with a kick to the midsection.
Charlie Haas hits Rob Van Dam with a legsweep.
Charlie Haas executes the Haas Of Pain on Rob Van Dam.
Rob Van Dam is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rob Van Dam is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rob Van Dam is close to passing out from the pain.
Adam Carolla tells Rob Van Dam to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Rob Van Dam nods.
Rob Van Dam summons one last burst of energy.
Adam Carolla asks Rob Van Dam if he's had enough.
Rob Van Dam shakes his head.
Rob Van Dam is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rob Van Dam is writhing in pain.
Adam Carolla checks Rob Van Dam's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Rob Van Dam fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds.

Rob Van Dam whips Charlie Haas into the ropes.
Rob Van Dam goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Charlie Haas ducks out of the way.
Charlie Haas uses a DDT on Rob Van Dam.

Charlie Haas made Rob Van Dam submit to the Haas Of Pain in 0:09:56.
Rating: *** 1/2

- Haas is just sneakier than Van Dam, getting the win!

- The World Title Tournament Qualifiers begin, with Billy Kidman making his way to the ring!  Mike Awesome storms out, setting up the match!

World Title Qualifier
Billy Kidman vs Mike Awesome

Mike Awesome nails Billy Kidman with a lariat.
Mike Awesome nails Billy Kidman with a flying clothesline.
Mike Awesome throws Billy Kidman out of the ring.
Mike Awesome jumps onto him with a tope.
Mike Awesome is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Drew Pinsky counts:  1.
Drew Pinsky counts:  2.
Mike Awesome climbs back into the ring.
Billy Kidman rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Mike Awesome goes for a bodyslam, but Billy Kidman counters it with
a small package.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, kickout.

Billy Kidman runs into the ropes.
Mike Awesome misses with a clothesline.
Mike Awesome goes for a lariat, but Billy Kidman counters it with a hiptoss.
Billy Kidman whips Mike Awesome into the ropes.
Mike Awesome misses with an elbow.
Billy Kidman goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mike Awesome blocks it.
Mike Awesome goes for a back suplex, but Billy Kidman blocks it.
Billy Kidman hits Mike Awesome with a dropkick.
Billy Kidman executes a tornado DDT on Mike Awesome.
The crowd is cheering on Billy Kidman.
Billy Kidman goes for a fireman's carry to knee neckbreaker, but Mike Awesome blocks it.

Mike Awesome uses a legdrop on Billy Kidman.
Mike Awesome goes for a splash, but Billy Kidman rolls out of the way.
Billy Kidman takes Mike Awesome down with a slingshot legdrop.
Billy Kidman goes for a DDT, but Mike Awesome counters it with a low blow.

[World Title Qualifier]:
Mike Awesome pinned Billy Kidman with the Awesome Bomb in 0:04:50.
Rating: ***

- Victory for The Career Killer!

- Diamond Dallas Page enters through the crowd, getting a pop, as Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring!

World Title Qualifier
Diamond Dallas Page vs Christopher Daniels

Christopher Daniels runs into the ropes.
Christopher Daniels uses a leg lariat on Diamond Dallas Page.
Christopher Daniels uses a flying dropkick on Diamond Dallas Page.
Christopher Daniels further incites the crowd.
Christopher Daniels hits Diamond Dallas Page with a spin kick.
Numerous fans are using Christopher Daniels for target practice.

Christopher Daniels goes for a leg lariat, but Diamond Dallas Page
ducks out of the way.
Diamond Dallas Page goes for a kick to the midsection, but Christopher Daniels
counters it with a dragon screw.
In turn, Diamond Dallas Page counters it with an enzuigiri.

Christopher Daniels whips Diamond Dallas Page into the guardrail.
Christopher Daniels executes a spin kick on Diamond Dallas Page.
Adam Carolla counts:  4.
Christopher Daniels climbs back into the ring.
Diamond Dallas Page climbs back into the ring.
Christopher Daniels goes for a flying axhandle, but Diamond Dallas Page
counters it with a fist to the midsection.

Diamond Dallas Page runs into the ropes.
Christopher Daniels misses with a clothesline.
Diamond Dallas Page executes a clothesline on Christopher Daniels.
Diamond Dallas Page executes a punch on Christopher Daniels.
Diamond Dallas Page hits a punch on Christopher Daniels.
Diamond Dallas Page uses an elbowsmash on Christopher Daniels.
Diamond Dallas Page nails Christopher Daniels with a punch.
Diamond Dallas Page takes Christopher Daniels down with a spinning side suplex.
Diamond Dallas Page takes Christopher Daniels down with a pumphandle backbreaker.

Diamond Dallas Page executes the Diamond Cutter on Christopher Daniels.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, three.
The crowd breaks into a "Feel The BANG" chant.

The winner is Diamond Dallas Page. Time of match: 0:09:48

[World Title Qualifier]:
Diamond Dallas Page pinned Christopher Daniels with the Diamond Cutter in 0:09:48.
Rating: ** 3/4


- Page advances!  Daniels is out!

- A HUGE pop welcomes Rey Misterio Jr., and then John Cena makes his way out, rapping and cutting Rey down!

World Title Qualifier
Rey Misterio Jr. vs John Cena

Rey Misterio Jr. kicks John Cena.
The crowd is cheering on Rey Misterio Jr..
Rey Misterio Jr. goes for a springboard Thesz Press, but John Cena ducks out of the way.
John Cena executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Rey Misterio Jr..
John Cena executes the F-U on Rey Misterio Jr..
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
John Cena goes for the pin.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, three.
The crowd breaks into a "Cena Sucks" chant.

The winner is John Cena. Time of match: 0:08:40

[World Title Qualifier]:
John Cena pinned Rey Misterio Jr. with the F-U in 0:08:40.
Rating: ** 1/2

- Cena advances now as well!

- The night's theme continues, as Tajiri nervously heads to the ring...to face KANE!

World Title Qualifier
Tajiri vs Kane

[World Title Qualifier]:
Kane pinned Tajiri with the Choke Slam in 0:01:56.
Rating: ** 1/2

- SQUASH.  Sting, DDP, Booker T, John Cena, Kane, Raven and Mike Awesome are in the tournament!

- The Fabulous Ones make their way out, and then the APA hits the ring to defend the tag team titles!

UWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Fabulous Ones vs The APA(c)

Stan Lane takes Bradshaw down with a Yakuza kick.
Bradshaw inadvertedly knocks down Drew Pinsky.
Stan Lane runs into the ropes.
Bradshaw misses with a shoulderblock.
Stan Lane goes for a Yakuza kick, but Bradshaw counters it with a legsweep.

Stan Lane gives him a back suplex, but Ron Simmons doesn't budge.
Stan Lane goes for a Yakuza kick, but Ron Simmons blocks it.
Stan Lane begs off.
Ron Simmons executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Stan Lane.
Ron Simmons hits a double-axhandle to the back on Stan Lane.
Ron Simmons uses a kick to the midsection on Stan Lane.
Ron Simmons goes for the Dominator, but Stan Lane blocks it.

Ron Simmons enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Stan Lane enters the ring and lays out Ron Simmons.
Steve Keirn and Stan Lane whip Bradshaw into the ropes.
Steve Keirn and Stan Lane hit Bradshaw with a double hiptoss.
Stan Lane leaves the ring.
Steve Keirn gives him a kick to the midsection, but Bradshaw only stares at him.

Bradshaw throws Steve Keirn into the turnbuckle.
Bradshaw runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Bradshaw runs into the ropes.
Bradshaw hits Steve Keirn with an elbow.
Bradshaw hits Steve Keirn with a power bomb.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are The APA. Time of match: 0:14:00

The APA (Bradshaw and Ron Simmons) defeated
The Fabulous Ones (Steve Keirn and Stan Lane) when Bradshaw pinned S. Keirn after a power bomb in 0:14:00.
Rating: ** 1/2
(The APA retained the UWF World Tag Team Titles.)

- Bradshaw starts to leave the ring...when the ringposts erupt in flame!  He steps back, shocked, but nothing else happens so the APA exits and heads to the back.

- Rhyno heads to the ring, a leather strap hanging off his wrist!  Dean Malenko heads out next, to a pop, a strap of his own in hand!

Country Whippin' Match
Rhyno vs Dean Malenko

They lock up.
Rhyno hits him with the leather belt.
Rhyno uses a side suplex on Dean Malenko.
Rhyno uses a kick to the head on Dean Malenko.
Rhyno runs into the ropes.
Rhyno executes the Gore on Dean Malenko.
Rhyno goes for the pin.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Dean Malenko throws Rhyno out of the ring.
Dean Malenko goes outside.
Dean Malenko uses a bodyslam on Rhyno.
Dean Malenko hits him with the leather belt.
Dean Malenko runs Rhyno into the ringsteps.
Dean Malenko whips Rhyno into the guardrail.
Dean Malenko whips Rhyno into the guardrail.
Dean Malenko knocks Rhyno into the ringpost.
The crowd is cheering on Dean Malenko.
Dean Malenko shoves Rhyno into the guardrail.
Dean Malenko executes a forearm smash on Rhyno.
Dean Malenko hits him with the leather belt.
Dean Malenko whips Rhyno into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rhyno goes for a power bomb, but Dean Malenko counters it with a backdrop.
Dean Malenko chokes him with the leather belt.
Dean Malenko hits a dropkick on Rhyno.

Country Whippin' No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Rhyno pinned Dean Malenko with the Gore in 0:05:06.
Rating: * 1/2

- Despite Dean's burst of offense, the early Gore took too much out of him, and a second one finishes him off!

- Next week, a battle royal to decide the final spot in the UWF Title tournament!!
rgarrardPosted on 03/01/04 at 06:55:38

Interesting feud between Bradshaw and Kane going on here.


And the tourney with Sting, DDP, Booker T, John Cena, Kane, Raven and Mike Awesome so far plus the next week battle royal winner.  This is shaping up to be quite the card in a couple weeks.  :)
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 03/01/04 at 14:31:35

The big thing about the tournament is that I don't know who I want to win it...so I MIGHT just let TNM decide.

I dig this Kane-Bradshaw feud for some reason...probably because it's just two big A-holes beating each other up.  I like having one of those feuds laying around.  They can't all be technical exhibitions, or insane spotfests.

Tommy
rgarrardPosted on 03/02/04 at 02:36:56

c'mon Tommy, you know that you want Sting to win it all  ;)  

And yes... that's a perfect description of the Bradshaw-Kane feud.  It reminds me of BossMan vs Bigelow that I've used a few times in various feds.