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(TNM-Old Skool) UWF Week #3

DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 02/19/04 at 15:53:07

- UWF action begins with the arrival of Rob Van Dam, battling the man who pinned him in the tag team tournament last week, Shelton Benjamin!

Rob Van Dam vs Shelton Benjamin

Rob Van Dam pinned Shelton Benjamin with the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:10:40.
Rating: ** 3/4

- Much better than their tag match, RVD overwhelms Shelton in one-on-one competition.

- Many cheers welcome Tajiri, just as Christopher Daniels is equally booed upon his arrival.

Tajiri vs "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels

Christopher Daniels pinned Tajiri with the Last Rites in 0:16:10.
Rating: *** 1/4

- The Buzzsaw Kick failed to put Daniels away twice, and the Fallen Angel comes out ahead!  Afterwards, Daniels and Matt Hardy attack Tajiri violently!  Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate, when Rey Misterio Jr. and Billy Kidman hit the ring, cleaning house!  Daniels and Hardy backpedal, and Kidman gets on the house mic, saying that they're willing and able to face anyone, anytime!  The fans were shocked when two men jumped the guardrails and attacked Kidman and Rey!  It was Stan Lane and Steve Keirn, The Fabulous Ones!  Lane mocked Kidman and said "How about us?  How about now?"

Billy Kidman & Rey Misterio Jr. vs The Fabulous Ones

The Fabulous Ones (Steve Keirn and Stan Lane) defeated Billy Kidman and Rey Misterio Jr. when S. Keirn pinned Kidman with the Facedrill in 0:19:06.
Rating: ** 1/4

- They went nearly the time limit, with Keirn pulling the win out on Kidman at the last!  A shocking debut as the veteran team outsmarts and outtricks the younger duo.

- Matt Hardy headed back to the ring, as DDP made his way through the crowd!

Diamond Dallas Page vs Matt Hardy

Diamond Dallas Page defeated Matt Hardy via pinfall in 0:03:07.
Rating: **

- Raven and Low-Ki made their way to the ring, and Raven got on the stick!  He called Cena and Kane out, and said that they were bucking the chain of command!  This brought Cena out, who insuated the Raven was a homosexual control freak!  Raven went nuts as Cena entered the ring and the two men went nose to nose!  Kane stomped out and threatened Low-Ki with a glare!  As Cena and Raven jawed, Christopher Daniels and Matt Hardy came out weilding a chain and a singapore cane, respectively, and surrounded the ring!  Kane threatened them, but Cena told him not to worry about it...because Mike Awesome and Rhyno came to the ring!  Cena said he planned his doublecross better than Raven because "I'm John Cena, punkass...and you're NOT."  As the hostilities reached a fever pitch, Raven and Cena finally agreed that they would settle it in the ring with their respective partners, and win, lose or draw, the two sides would focus their attention on Sting, DDP, Booker T and their loser buddies from here on.

- Booker T came to the ring next, and he awaited World's Greatest Tag Team member, Charlie Haas!

Booker T vs Charlie Haas

They lock up.
Charlie Haas takes Booker T down with a DDT.
Charlie Haas nails Booker T with a kick to the midsection.
Charlie Haas goes for a kick to the midsection, but Booker T blocks it.
Booker T goes for a flying forearm, but Charlie Haas ducks out of the way.
Charlie Haas uses a powerslam on Booker T.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Charlie Haas takes Booker T down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Charlie Haas uses a German suplex on Booker T.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Charlie Haas hits Booker T with a German suplex.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Charlie Haas complains about a slow count.
Booker T hits an armdrag takedown on Charlie Haas.
Booker T hits Charlie Haas with a powerslam.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Booker T goes for an abdominal stretch, but Charlie Haas counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Charlie Haas executes neck-scissors on Booker T.
Charlie Haas executes a Russian legsweep on Booker T.
Charlie Haas is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Charlie Haas nails Booker T with a legsweep.
Charlie Haas executes the Haas Of Pain on Booker T.
Booker T tries to escape the hold.
Booker T is inching his way towards the ropes.
Booker T tries to fight the pain.
Booker T is writhing in pain.
Engineer Anderson asks Booker T if he should stop the fight.
Booker T shakes his head.
Engineer Anderson checks Booker T's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Booker T fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds.
Booker T hits a chop on Charlie Haas.
Booker T puts Charlie Haas in an abdominal stretch.
Charlie Haas is inching his way towards the ropes.
Charlie Haas reaches the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds.
Booker T hits a back heel kick on Charlie Haas.
Booker T nails Charlie Haas with a chop.
Booker T hits Charlie Haas with a fist to the midsection.
Booker T uses a scissor kick on Charlie Haas.
The crowd is really behind Booker T.
Booker T is going for the pin.
Engineer Anderson counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Booker T.

The winner is Booker T. Time of match: 0:03:31

Booker T pinned Charlie Haas after a scissor kick in 0:03:31.
Rating: ***

- Short match, but good win for Booker!  Post-match, Haas went backstage and found John Cena waiting for him!  Cena asked Haas straight up: "Where do your loyalties lie?"

- A nice pop welcomed Dean Malenko, who slid under the ropes and awaited the "Career Killer"!  Mike Awesome stalked to the ring next, for the biggest physical mismatch of the night thus far!

"The Man of 1,000 Holds" Dean Malenko vs "The Career Killer" Mike Awesome

Mike Awesome executes a kick to the midsection on Dean Malenko.
Mike Awesome goes for the Awesome Bomb, but Dean Malenko counters it with a backdrop.
Dean Malenko hits a kick to the midsection on Mike Awesome.
Dean Malenko goes for a leg lariat, but Mike Awesome ducks out of the way.
Mike Awesome hits a double-axhandle to the back on Dean Malenko.
Mike Awesome nails Dean Malenko with a release German suplex.

Mike Awesome pinned Dean Malenko with the Awesome Bomb in 0:08:31.
Rating: ** 3/4

- Dean owned Awesome in the first three minutes, but a mid-match Awesome Bomb took a lot of wind out of Malenko's sails!  The much larger Awesome puts Malenko away!  Rhyno runs out and Awesome lifts Malenko up for a Gore attempt, but Sting descends from the rafters...and takes the Gore for Malenko!  The impact knocks Sting off of his cable and into Malenko!  Rhyno attacks Sting right away, while the officials make Awesome and Malenko leave!

Sting vs Rhyno

Sting takes Rhyno down with a roundhouse right.
Sting howls out to the crowd.
Sting is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sting nails Rhyno with a kick to the midsection.
Sting whips Rhyno into the ropes.
Rhyno misses with a kick.
Sting misses with an elbow.
Rhyno nails Sting with a clothesline.
Sting bumps into Adam Carolla.
Rhyno whips Sting into the turnbuckle.
Sting comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Rhyno goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sting counters it with a dragon screw.
Drew Pinsky comes running down to the ring.
Sting goes for a roundhouse right, but Rhyno counters it with a punch.
Rhyno nails Sting with the Falcon Arrow.
Drew Pinsky counts: One, two, kickout.

- There's a developing situation backstage, as a cameraman catches Daniels and Hardy cornering Shelton Benjamin, wanting to know who he supports: Raven or Cena?

Sting executes a belly-to-back suplex on Rhyno.
Sting runs into the ropes.
Sting hits Rhyno with a clothesline.
Sting goes for a flying cross body press, but Rhyno counters it with a running powerslam.
Adam Carolla counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is booing Rhyno.

Sting pinned Rhyno with the Scorpion Death Drop in 0:11:52.
Rating: **

- Rhyno fails to put Sting away!  His Stingerness gets the Scorpion Death Drop, evening the score for the night between the two sets of rivals!

- The crowd boos loudly as Low-Ki and Raven make their way out!  Their reaction doesn't get any better as the Tag Team champions, Kane and John Cena, make their way to the ring!

UWF World Tag Team Title Match
Raven & Low-Ki vs John Cena & Kane(c)

Kane takes Low-Ki down with a flying lariat.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kane.
John Cena nails Low-Ki with a rolling reverse cradle.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
John Cena and Kane whip Low-Ki into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Low-Ki with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Kane leaves the ring.
Low-Ki whips John Cena into the turnbuckle.
Low-Ki charges in with a Tidal Crush.
Low-Ki stares out into the crowd.
Low-Ki is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The APA come to ringside.

John Cena hits Low-Ki with a clothesline.
Ron Simmons throws Low-Ki a fire extinguisher.
Low-Ki hits John Cena with it and goes for the pin.
Jimmy Kimmel threatens Low-Ki with disqualification.

Low-Ki and Kane get hit with a double clothesline.
Low-Ki whips Kane into the ropes, but Kane reverses it.
Low-Ki hits Kane with a clothesline.
Kane falls out of the ring.
Low-Ki goes outside.
Low-Ki shoves Kane into the guardrail.
Low-Ki throws Kane into the ringsteps.
Low-Ki whips Kane into the guardrail.
Low-Ki nails Kane with a Mongolian chop.
Blood is starting to trickle through Kane's mask.
Low-Ki knocks Kane into the ringsteps.

Kane gives him a flying lariat, but Low-Ki doesn't budge.
Low-Ki runs into the ropes.
Kane gives him a Gorilla Press, but Low-Ki doesn't budge.
Low-Ki chops Kane.
Low-Ki kicks Kane.
Low-Ki seemingly enjoys the boos.
Low-Ki kicks Kane.
Low-Ki seemingly enjoys the boos.
Low-Ki goes for a jumping front kick, but Kane blocks it.
Ron Simmons throws Low-Ki a frying pan.
Low-Ki hits Kane with it and goes for the pin.
Jimmy Kimmel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Low-Ki goes for an enzuigiri, but Kane ducks out of the way.
Kane kicks Low-Ki.

Kane hits Raven with a clothesline.
Kane whips Raven into the ropes.
Raven goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kane counters it with a side suplex.
Kane throws Raven out of the ring.
Kane goes for a flying clothesline, but Raven moves out of the way.
Kane is out cold.

Raven sets up Kane on the announcers' table.
Raven executes the Evenflow DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.

Raven clears the announcers' table.
Raven sets up Kane on the announcers' table.
Raven executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Raven is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Jimmy Kimmel counts:  4.
Raven gets back into the ring.
Bradshaw hits Kane with the Clothesline from Hell.
Jimmy Kimmel counts:  5
Jimmy Kimmel counts:  6
Jimmy Kimmel counts:  7
Jimmy Kimmel counts:  8
Jimmy Kimmel counts:  9
Jimmy Kimmel counts: 10
Kane is counted out.
Raven is starting to get more cheers than boos.

The winners are Low-Ki and Raven. Time of match: 0:13:28

- Cena hits the floor, only to be attacked by Ron Simmons!  Meanwhile, Bradshaw and Kane are trading blows!  Low-Ki and Raven consider it for a moment...and attack the APA!  This brings Booker T and DDP to the ring!  Daniels and Hardy hit the ring, along with Awesome and Rhyno, but the fans are on their feet as Kidman, Misterio, Sting and Malenko join the fray as well!  And in the entryway, RVD and Tajiri are brawling with The World's Greatest Tag Team!  Cena hits the F-U on Simmons!  Bradshaw levels Kane with the Clothesline from Hell!  Booker T hits the Book End on Low-Ki!  Raven Evenflows DDP!  Kidman hits a big Shooting Star Press on Daniels, as Hardy drops Rey with the Twist of Fate!  Malenko clamps Rhyno in the Texas Cloverleaf, and Mike Awesome nails Sting with the Awesome Bomb!  Shelton Benjamin blasts RVD with the Dragon Whip, while Tajiri mists Haas and hits the Buzzsaw Kick!  And from a vantage point in the crowd, Stan Lane and Steve Keirn watch it all with much interest!
PulsarPosted on 02/20/04 at 06:31:24

Awesome fed so far mate. I'm watching more and more, but the Fabulous ones really surprised you, didn't they? I started using the fed rules, but it died too hard, to fast.

Man, gaurentee as long as you have Awesome, Raven, Rey, and Low-ki I'll be watching.
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 02/20/04 at 16:21:32

Thanks!  Glad you're enjoying it.

Yeah, The Fabulous Ones REALLY threw me for a loop, seeing as I always think of Stan Lane as being in the Midnight Express, not the Fabulous Ones.

Definitely hope to keep Awesome, Raven, Low-Ki and Rey around.  I have big plans for Awesome and Raven, while Low-Ki and Rey are valuable additions to the roster in their own right.

Tommy