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LIW Summer Storms II - 8/19/06

Critic of the DawnPosted on 06/15/05 at 03:21:48

Woo!  Got this done just in time to get it up before tomorrow's Roll Call of Champions update.  Speaking of which, if you haven't posted your champions, please do so before tomorrow (cheap plug!).  In the mean time, enjoy Summer Storms II.  I certainly did, although there were a few too many schmozz finishes for my tastes.  Then again, I AM a Ring of Honor fan...

*****

Solo Snuka vs. Lance Storm in a Best of the Best Bracket B Match

Lance Storm goes for a springboard plancha, but Solo Snuka moves out of the way.
Lance Storm is out cold.
Solo Snuka has the crowd going wild.
Solo Snuka throws Lance Storm back into the ring.
Solo Snuka executes the Superfly Splash on Lance Storm.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Solo Snuka executes a bodyslam on Lance Storm.
Solo Snuka runs into the ropes.
Lance Storm executes a dropkick on Solo Snuka.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Lance Storm works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Lance Storm for target practice.
Lance Storm executes an enzuigiri on Solo Snuka.
Lance Storm works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Lance Storm for target practice.
Lance Storm takes Solo Snuka down with spinning headscissors.
Numerous fans are using Lance Storm for target practice.

Solo Snuka punches Lance Storm.
Solo Snuka kicks Lance Storm.
The crowd is behind Solo Snuka all the way.
Lance Storm punches Solo Snuka.
Lance Storm uses a German suplex on Solo Snuka.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, kickout.
Lance Storm executes a slap on Solo Snuka.
Lance Storm hits Solo Snuka with a superkick.
Lance Storm executes the Straightshooter on Solo Snuka.
Solo Snuka breaks the hold after 13 seconds.
Solo Snuka hits Lance Storm with a savate kick.
Solo Snuka goes for a splash, but Lance Storm rolls out of the way.
Lance Storm is being booed out of the building.
Lance Storm executes an elbowdrop on Solo Snuka.
Lance Storm goes for a German suplex, but Solo Snuka blocks it.
Solo Snuka runs into the ropes.
Solo Snuka hits Lance Storm with a kick.

Lance Storm hits Solo Snuka with a kick.
Lance Storm whips Solo Snuka into the ropes.
Solo Snuka hits Lance Storm with an elbow.
Solo Snuka is going for the pin.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Solo Snuka goes for a bodyslam, but Lance Storm counters it with a small package.
Lance Storm pulls the tights.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lance Storm locks Solo Snuka in a chokehold.
Steven Silvers warns Lance Storm to let go.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Steven Silvers warns Lance Storm.
Lance Storm hits Solo Snuka with a DDT.
Numerous fans are using Lance Storm for target practice.
Lance Storm executes an inside cradle on Solo Snuka.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, kickout.
Lance Storm complains about a slow count.
Lance Storm uses an enzuigiri on Solo Snuka.
Lance Storm whips Solo Snuka into the ropes.
Lance Storm hits Solo Snuka with an elbow.
Lance Storm nails Solo Snuka with a back suplex.
Lance Storm is going for the cover.
Lance Storm pulls the tights.
Steven Silvers counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using Lance Storm for target practice.

The winner is Lance Storm. Time of match: 0:11:21

[Best of the Best Bracket B Match]:
Lance Storm pinned Solo Snuka after a back suplex in 0:11:21.
Rating: ****

What a match to open a show!  The crowd came positively unglued for this fastpaced exchange between the experienced technical master Lance Storm and the young powerful high flier Solo Snuka.  Things looked like Snuka was going to gain the victory when Storm missed a dive to the outside and consequently fell victim to the Superfly Splash, but Storm somehow got out of it.  A superkick that followed set Snuka up for the Straightshooter, but Snuka powered his own way out of the dangerous hold.  Between the superkick and the submission hold, however, the damage was done, and several minutes later Snuka was pinned after a stiff back suplex jarred his head once again.

"The British Sensation" Jonny Storm vs. "The Animal" Batista

Jonny Storm hits Batista.
Jonny Storm is being booed out of the building.
Jonny Storm punches Batista.
The crowd is vociferously booing Jonny Storm.
Batista hits Jonny Storm.
Jonny Storm punches Batista.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Jonny Storm kicks Batista.
The crowd is vociferously booing Jonny Storm.
Jonny Storm uses an elbowsmash on Batista.
Jonny Storm nails Batista with a spin kick.
Jonny Storm executes a flying cross body press on Batista.
Jonny Storm uses the ropes for leverage.
Ted Blandford counts: One, shoulder up.
Jonny Storm gives him a drop toe hold, but Batista doesn't even care.
Jonny Storm whips Batista into the ropes, but Batista reverses it.
Batista executes a Hotshot on Jonny Storm.
There are lots of chants for Batista.
Batista takes Jonny Storm down with a spinebuster slam.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Batista.

The winner is Batista. Time of match: 0:06:45

Batista pinned Jonny Storm after a spinebuster slam in 0:06:45.
Rating: ** 1/4

Both men came into this match with something to prove.  Jonny Storm has been confounded by The Usurpers, and has been just barely keeping his record positive since the death of New Europe.  Batista just suffered an embarassing defeat at the hands of Ernest Miller last week in the first match in the Best of the Best Series.  This match started off quickly, with Jonny Storm using his speed and unorthodox style to throw Batista off his game.  Batista was sent reeling time and time again, but when he finally caught Jonny Storm there was hell to pay.  Batista hung up Storm on the ropes, then scored with a massive Spinebuster Slam as Jonny Storm staggered off of them for a dominating victory!

(James Brown's "Paid the Cost to be the Boss" hits, and The Grandmasters of
Funk strut their way to the ring as the crowd loudly boos them.)

Lamont: Ladies and gentlemen, it's TIME once AGAIN to welcome Ernest "The Cat"
Miller and Johnny B. Badd!  The two hardest working men in sports entertainment
are here for your enjoyment TONIGHT!

(The crowd boos loudly, cringing at the thought of an upcoming dance.)

Lamont: Now I know you all came to see The Cat and Johnny dance, but that isn't
gonna happen tonight.  Oh no!

(Deafening cheers fill the ring, causing Miller and Lamont to scowl and shout
at the crowd as Badd takes the microphone.)

Johnny B. Badd: So if you're wondering why we're here... it's to say this: The
Grandmasters of Funk should be in tonight's Elimination Match to determine the
New York State Tag Team Champions!  Just last week The Cat defeated none other
than Batista in the first ever Best of the Best Series match.  And I dealt
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka his first defeat.  But instead, the booking committee
chose not only not to grant our title petition... but to make The Cat face "The
Monster" Edward Chastain instead!  EDWARD CHASTAIN!  Do you know what he's
going to do to The Cat?

(The crowd pops in anticipation of finding out.)

Johnny B. Badd: He's going to EAT him!  Hell, what do you think happened to
Stevie Knight?  Just a snack for The Monster.  That's why I'm out here begging
the booking committee... please.  Change the match.  Give us what we deserve!

(After several seconds, "You're The Best Around" from the Karate Kid soundtrack
hits and Frankie Kazarian dashes out.  He and Johnny B. Badd begin to brawl,
and the bell sounds as an impromptu match begins.)

Frankie "The Future" Kazarian vs. Johnny B. Badd

Johnny B. Badd executes the Badd Mood on Frankie Kazarian on the concrete floor.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Frankie Kazarian is out cold.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Johnny B. Badd throws Frankie Kazarian back into the ring.
Johnny B. Badd goes for the Badd Mood, but Frankie Kazarian counters it with
a top-rope power bomb.
Frankie Kazarian whips Johnny B. Badd into the turnbuckle.
Frankie Kazarian goes for a kick to the head, but Johnny B. Badd
ducks out of the way.
Johnny B. Badd goes for an armdrag takedown, but Frankie Kazarian blocks it.
Frankie Kazarian whips Johnny B. Badd into the ropes.
Frankie Kazarian hits Johnny B. Badd with a kick.
Johnny B. Badd begs off.
Frankie Kazarian goes for a vertical suplex, but Johnny B. Badd blocks it.
Johnny B. Badd hits Frankie Kazarian.

Frankie Kazarian throws Johnny B. Badd out of the ring.
Frankie Kazarian rolls out under the bottom rope.
Frankie Kazarian shoves Johnny B. Badd into the guardrail.
Frankie Kazarian nails Johnny B. Badd with a legsweep.
Frankie Kazarian gets back into the ring.
Johnny B. Badd follows him back in.
Johnny B. Badd begs off.
Frankie Kazarian hits the Ocean Cyclone Suplex on Johnny B. Badd.
Phillip McAlpine counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Frankie Kazarian goes for a springboard back elbow, but Johnny B. Badd
ducks out of the way.
Johnny B. Badd hits Frankie Kazarian with a dropkick.
Johnny B. Badd uses a DDT on Frankie Kazarian.
The crowd breaks into a "Johnny Sucks!" chant.
Johnny B. Badd goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Frankie Kazarian
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Johnny B. Badd begs off.
Frankie Kazarian runs into the ropes.
Johnny B. Badd nails Frankie Kazarian with a side suplex.
Johnny B. Badd takes Frankie Kazarian down with a legdrop.
Johnny B. Badd hits Frankie Kazarian with an armdrag takedown.
Johnny B. Badd goes for a slap, but Frankie Kazarian blocks it.
Frankie Kazarian executes a superkick on Johnny B. Badd.
Frankie Kazarian runs into the ropes.
Ernest Miller hits Frankie Kazarian in the back with a chair.
Phillip McAlpine threatens Johnny B. Badd with disqualification.
Johnny B. Badd executes the Badd Mood on Frankie Kazarian.
Phillip McAlpine counts: One, two, three.
Frankie Kazarian complains about a fast count.
Numerous fans are using Johnny B. Badd for target practice.

The winner is Johnny B. Badd. Time of match: 0:11:47

Johnny B. Badd pinned Frankie Kazarian with the Badd Mood in 0:11:47.
Rating: ***
[Ernest Miller interfered against Frankie Kazarian.]

Frankie Kazarian is much younger than Johnny B. Badd, but while this lends Kazarian extra speed, it also grants Badd the experience he needs to counter it.  These two advantages ended up largely cancelling each other out, resulting in a very even match.  Badd managed to score with his devestating Badd Mood on the outside fairly early into the match, but when he rolled Kazarian back into the ring to capitalize, Frankie Kazarian countered with a huge power bomb from the top rope.  This turned the tides, allowing Frankie to rule the rest of the match until Miller suddenly whacked him in the back with a chair.  Frankie staggered across the ring, and was quickly set up for the Badd Mood and finished off by Johnny B. Badd!  Another cheap victory for The Grandmasters of Funk!

"The Monster" Edward Chastain vs. Ernest "The Cat" Miller in a Best of the Best Bracket A Match

Edward Chastain nails Ernest Miller with an eye gouge.
Edward Chastain nails Ernest Miller with a low blow.
Edward Chastain uses a forearm to the back on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain executes a back suplex on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain catches Ernest Miller in a boot choke.
Todd Booher warns Edward Chastain to let go.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, three, four.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, three, four.
Edward Chastain takes Ernest Miller down with a back suplex.
Edward Chastain whips Ernest Miller into the ropes, but Ernest Miller
reverses it.
Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller with a clothesline.
Edward Chastain is going for the pin.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, kickout.
Lamont tries to interfere, but Lady Victoria prevents him from doing so.
Edward Chastain uses a legdrop on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain goes for a brain buster, but Ernest Miller counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Ernest Miller hits an earringer on Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller hits a savate kick on Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller seemingly enjoys the boos.
Ernest Miller dances for the crowd.
The crowd breaks into a "Booooring" chant.
Ernest Miller goes for a spin kick, but Edward Chastain ducks out of the way.
Edward Chastain runs into the ropes.
Ernest Miller misses with an elbow.
Edward Chastain misses with a shoulderblock.
Edward Chastain goes for a short lariat, but Ernest Miller blocks it.
Ernest Miller runs into the ropes.
Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller with an elbow.
Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller with a brain buster.
A portion of the crowd is booing Edward Chastain.
Edward Chastain executes an eye gouge on Ernest Miller.
Ernest Miller begs off.
Edward Chastain runs into the ropes.

Edward Chastain executes a kneedrop on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain goes for a vertical suplex, but Ernest Miller counters it with
a jab.
Ernest Miller executes an elbowsmash on Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller goes for an earringer, but Edward Chastain blocks it.
Edward Chastain catches Ernest Miller in a bearhug.
Ernest Miller manages to grab the ropes after 12 seconds.
Ernest Miller begs off.
Edward Chastain uses a facerake on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain uses a spinebuster slam on Ernest Miller.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller with a sidewalk slam.
Edward Chastain acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Ernest Miller begs off.
Edward Chastain executes the Ground Zero Splash on Ernest Miller.
Todd Booher counts: One, kickout.
Edward Chastain goes for a boot choke, but Ernest Miller blocks it.
Ernest Miller runs into the ropes.
Ernest Miller and Edward Chastain get hit with a double clothesline.
Ernest Miller sends Edward Chastain into the turnbuckle.
Edward Chastain comes back and rocks Ernest Miller with a clothesline.
Both Lady Victoria and Lamont jump up on the apron.
Todd Booher tries to send them back down.
Edward Chastain goes for a spinebuster slam, but Ernest Miller counters it with
a roundhouse kick.
Ernest Miller is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Todd Booher is back on the job.
Ernest Miller throws Edward Chastain out of the ring.
Ernest Miller goes outside.
Lady Victoria comes from behind and distracts Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain uses a spinebuster slam on Ernest Miller.
Todd Booher counts:  1.
Edward Chastain executes a back suplex on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain throws Ernest Miller back into the ring.

Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller.
Ernest Miller chops Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller uses a jumping side kick on Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller executes the Thrust Kick on Edward Chastain.
The cheers for Ernest Miller are drowning out the boos.
Ernest Miller goes for the pin.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ernest Miller throws Edward Chastain out of the ring.
Todd Booher counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Edward Chastain
reenters the ring.
Ernest Miller uses an inside cradle on Edward Chastain.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, kickout.
Ernest Miller uses a forearm smash on Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller puts Edward Chastain in a kneelock submission.
Edward Chastain tries to escape the hold.
Edward Chastain is inching his way towards the ropes.
Edward Chastain tries to escape the hold.

Ernest Miller lets go after 25 seconds.
Ernest Miller runs into the ropes.
Edward Chastain nails Ernest Miller with a facerake.
Edward Chastain executes a chop on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain catches Ernest Miller in a bearhug.
Ernest Miller manages to grab the ropes after 15 seconds.
Edward Chastain chops Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain chops Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain locks Ernest Miller in a chokehold.
Todd Booher warns Edward Chastain to let go.
Todd Booher counts: One, two, three.
Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Edward Chastain.
Edward Chastain chops Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain chops Ernest Miller.
Ernest Miller chops Edward Chastain.
Edward Chastain kicks Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Ernest Miller kicks Edward Chastain.
Ernest Miller goes for a DDT, but Edward Chastain counters it with a low blow.
Edward Chastain executes a forearm to the back on Ernest Miller.
Edward Chastain hits Ernest Miller with an eye gouge.
Edward Chastain goes for a short lariat, but Ernest Miller ducks out of the way.
Ernest Miller goes for an earringer, but Edward Chastain blocks it.
Edward Chastain whips Ernest Miller into the ropes.
Edward Chastain goes for a clothesline, but Ernest Miller ducks out of the way.
Ernest Miller goes for a DDT, but Edward Chastain blocks it.
Ernest Miller begs off.
Ernest Miller walks out for the countout.
Edward Chastain is starting to get more cheers than boos.

The winner is Edward Chastain. Time of match: 0:16:26

[Best of the Best Bracket A Match]:
Edward Chastain defeated Ernest Miller by countout in 0:16:26.
Rating: 1/2*

Edward Chastain simply crushed Ernest "The Cat" Miller in this match, overpowering him in every exchange and shrugging off almost every attack that Miller tried.  He even pulled Miller's shoulder up after an early Ground Zero Splash.  Now, people underestimating The Cat has backfired on them in the past, but in this case when Miller DID bust out his most effective karate moves, Chastain got right back up and actually SMILED.  It wasn't long after this that Miller bailed out of the ring and fled to the back with Lamont and Johnny B. Badd, essentially forfeiting the match to a man that was simply too big and powerful for him to defeat.

(We go backstage now, where Masato Tanaka is standing by.)

Masato Tanaka: My partner, Sakata-san, suffered a terrible knee injury last
month, and if you did not hear, the New York State Tag Team Titles have been
vacated.  I have... been asked to talk about my plans for the future because
of this.  Of course, I will fight in singles matches and win many times.  But
it will only be because my partner... and friend... Sakata is unable to
compete.  Dangan is not dead, and when he is well we will retake our titles.
Until then, though, I will wait and watch the Five Team Elimination Match to
see who we must defeat.  Thank you.

(Fade out.)

The Harris Twins vs. The Usurpers (Chris Sabin & Frank Shamrock) vs. International Thug Syndicate (Ricky Reyes & Too Cold Scorpio) vs. El Mephisto & Sean Waltman vs. Vampiro & Edge in a Five Team Elimination Match for the vacant New York State Tag Team Titles

Don Harris goes for a bodyslam, but Ricky Reyes blocks it.
Ricky Reyes nails Edge with an elbowsmash.
Ricky Reyes uses a fisherman buster on Edge.
A fan at ringside badmouths Ricky Reyes.
Ricky Reyes covers Edge.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Edge whips Ricky Reyes into the ropes.
Ricky Reyes hits Edge with a spinning heel kick.
Ricky Reyes takes Edge down with a spinning leg lariat.
(Edge and El Mephisto are going at it.)
Edge goes for an armdrag takedown, but El Mephisto blocks it.
El Mephisto whips Edge into the ropes.
Edge nails El Mephisto with a clothesline.
(Ricky Reyes and El Mephisto are going at it.)
Ricky Reyes goes for a side headlock, but El Mephisto counters it with
a back suplex.
In turn, Ricky Reyes counters it with a cross-body block.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, kickout.

Chris Sabin goes for a power bomb, but Edge blocks it.
Lady Victoria comes from behind, but Edge nails Lady Victoria.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chris Sabin hits Edge with a faceslam.
Chris Sabin goes for the Future Shock, but Edge counters it with a small package.
Edge goes for a forearm to the back, but Chris Sabin side-steps and Edge
only hits air.
Lady Victoria comes from behind and distracts Edge.
Chris Sabin executes a fist to the midsection on Edge.
Lady Victoria comes from behind and distracts Edge.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chris Sabin nails Edge with spinning headscissors.
Lady Victoria comes from behind and distracts Edge.
Chris Sabin hits a dropkick on Edge.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chris Sabin gets back into the ring.

Frank Shamrock misses with an elbow.
Frank Shamrock hits Edge with a clothesline.
Edge falls out of the ring.
Frank Shamrock goes outside.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Lady Victoria comes from behind, but Edge nails Lady Victoria.
Frank Shamrock throws Edge into the guardrail.
Frank Shamrock whips Edge into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frank Shamrock hits a single-leg takedown on Edge.
Frank Shamrock goes for a slap, but Edge reverses it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Edge runs into the ropes.
Edge goes for the Spear, but Frank Shamrock counters it with a side step.
Frank Shamrock is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frank Shamrock goes for a kneelift, but Edge side-steps and Frank Shamrock
only hits air.

Edge goes for a spinning heel kick, but Frank Shamrock blocks it.
Frank Shamrock whips Edge into the ropes, but Edge reverses it.
Edge nails Frank Shamrock with a Hotshot.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
(Sean Waltman and Edge are going at it.)
Sean Waltman whips Edge into the ropes.
Sean Waltman goes for a spinning heel kick, but Edge blocks it.
Edge hits a power bomb on Sean Waltman.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, kickout.
Edge executes a back suplex on Sean Waltman.
The crowd is giving Edge a standing ovation.
Edge places Sean Waltman on the turnbuckle.
Edge nails Sean Waltman with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, kickout.
Edge takes Sean Waltman down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Edge runs into the ropes.
Edge goes for a clothesline, but Sean Waltman counters it with a crucifix.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Ricky Reyes gives him a bulldog, but Don Harris doesn't budge.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Don Harris hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Ricky Reyes.
Don Harris takes Ricky Reyes down with an elbowsmash.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ricky Reyes throws Don Harris into the guardrail.
Ricky Reyes hits Don Harris with a bulldog.
Ricky Reyes throws Don Harris into the guardrail.
Ricky Reyes whips Don Harris into the guardrail.
Ricky Reyes hits a dropkick on Don Harris.
Ricky Reyes throws Don Harris back into the ring.
Ricky Reyes goes for the Avalanche Brain Buster, but he can't do it.
Don Harris counters it with a slidedown.
Don Harris nails Ricky Reyes with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Don Harris hits Ricky Reyes.
The crowd is going crazy.
Don Harris chops Ricky Reyes.
The crowd is going crazy.
Don Harris kicks Ricky Reyes.
The crowd is going crazy.
Don Harris is bleeding profusely.
(El Mephisto and Don Harris are going at it.)
El Mephisto nails Don Harris with a flying armdrag.
Frank Shamrock is bleeding like hell.
El Mephisto executes the Forward Rolling Prawn Hold on Don Harris.
El Mephisto uses the ropes for leverage.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, three.
** The Harris Twins have been eliminated.
The crowd breaks into a "You're not Satan!" chant.
(El Mephisto and Chris Sabin are going at it.)
El Mephisto nails Chris Sabin with a hiptoss.
El Mephisto runs into the ropes.
El Mephisto misses with a clothesline.
El Mephisto takes Chris Sabin down with a back heel kick.
El Mephisto executes a flying dropkick on Chris Sabin.
El Mephisto seemingly enjoys the boos.

Edge is struggling to reach the ropes.
Edge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Edge grabs the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Chris Sabin uses a fist to the midsection on Edge.
Chris Sabin whips Edge into the ropes.
Edge misses with a clothesline.
Chris Sabin hits Edge with a backdrop.
Chris Sabin executes a fireman's carry to knee neckbreaker on Edge.
Chris Sabin locks Edge in a Canadian backbreaker.
Too Cold Scorpio makes the save.
Edge takes Chris Sabin down with a bodyslam.
Edge puts Chris Sabin in a double reverse chinlock.
Chris Sabin reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Edge runs into the ropes.
Chris Sabin misses with a clothesline.
Edge goes for a spinning heel kick, but Chris Sabin blocks it.
Chris Sabin executes a tiger suplex on Edge.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, three.
** Vampiro & Edge have been eliminated.
Chris Sabin is being booed out of the building.

(Sean Waltman and Chris Sabin are going at it.)
Sean Waltman takes Chris Sabin down with a monkey flip.
Lady Victoria throws Chris Sabin the Chair, but Sean Waltman intercepts it.
Sean Waltman hits Chris Sabin with it and goes for the pin.
Sean Waltman pulls the tights.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, Lady Victoria distracts Timothy Greer.
Sean Waltman nails Chris Sabin with a kneelift.
Sean Waltman kicks Chris Sabin.
Sean Waltman doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Sean Waltman kicks Chris Sabin.
Sean Waltman doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Sean Waltman hits Chris Sabin.
The crowd is wildly cheering Sean Waltman with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Sean Waltman nails Chris Sabin with a flying clothesline.
Sean Waltman doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Sean Waltman goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chris Sabin
counters it with a legsweep.
(Ricky Reyes and Sean Waltman are going at it.)
Ricky Reyes throws Sean Waltman out of the ring.
Ricky Reyes goes for a running moonsault plancha, but Sean Waltman
moves out of the way.
Ricky Reyes is out cold.
The crowd is wildly cheering Sean Waltman with only a few scattered boos
audible.
The crowd is wildly cheering Sean Waltman with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Sean Waltman throws Ricky Reyes back into the ring.
Sean Waltman executes the X-Factor on Ricky Reyes.
The crowd is wildly cheering Sean Waltman with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Sean Waltman goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Timothy Greer is back on the job.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, three.
** The International Thug Syndicate has been eliminated.
Sean Waltman doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
(Sean Waltman and Frank Shamrock are going at it.)
Sean Waltman executes a kneelift on Frank Shamrock.
Frank Shamrock executes a kick to the midsection on Sean Waltman.
Frank Shamrock punches Sean Waltman.
Frank Shamrock hits Sean Waltman.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Sean Waltman hits Frank Shamrock.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Frank Shamrock hits Sean Waltman.
Frank Shamrock doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Sean Waltman kicks Frank Shamrock.

Sean Waltman hits a spin kick on Chris Sabin.
Sean Waltman hits Chris Sabin.
The crowd is wildly cheering Sean Waltman with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Sean Waltman chops Chris Sabin.
Sean Waltman kicks Chris Sabin.
Sean Waltman runs into the ropes.
Sean Waltman misses with a kick.
Sean Waltman misses with an elbow.
Sean Waltman executes a clothesline on Chris Sabin.
Sean Waltman goes for a kneelift, but Chris Sabin side-steps and Sean Waltman
only hits air.
The crowd is wildly cheering Chris Sabin with only a few scattered boos audible.
Chris Sabin works the crowd.
The boos are resurfacing again.
(El Mephisto and Frank Shamrock are going at it.)
Lady Victoria throws Frank Shamrock the Chair.
Frank Shamrock hits El Mephisto with it and goes for the pin.
Timothy Greer counts: One, two, three.
** El Mephisto & Sean Waltman have been eliminated.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The boos are resurfacing again.

The winners are Frank Shamrock and Chris Sabin. Time of match: 0:31:50

10-Man Tag Team Battle Royal for the vacant New York State Tag Team Titles:
Chris Sabin and Frank Shamrock won a 5-team Battle Royal:
        x Mephisto defeated Heavy D (partner: Ron Harris) after the
Forward Rolling Prawn Hold in 0:22:32
        x C. Sabin defeated Edge (partner: Vampiro) after a tiger suplex in
          0:25:39
        x Waltman defeated R. Reyes (partner: Too Cold Scorpio) after the
X-Factor in 0:30:28
        x Frank Shamrock defeated Mephisto (partner: Sean Waltman) in 0:31:50
Rating: *** 3/4
(Chris Sabin and Frank Shamrock won the New York State Tag Team Titles.)
[Lady Victoria interfered against Edge.]
[Lady Victoria interfered against Sean Waltman.]
[Lady Victoria interfered against El Mephisto.]

We have New York State Tag Team Champions!  This match could have gone any way, but it seemed from the beginning that most of the teams recognised The Harris Twins as the most threatening, thus both Harris Twins were heavily targeted in the early going.  It took 20 minutes, but eventually a heavily bleeding Don Harris was rolled up by El Mephisto, who used the ropes for leverage in the elimination.  Only a few minutes later, Chris Sabin of The Usurpers scored with a Tiger Suplex to put Edge away after several extremely close calls.  The match continued, with Waltman & Mephisto facing The Usurpers and the International Thug Syndicate.  

After 30 minutes of fighting, the Syndicate finally made a major error when Reyes went for a dive which missed.  Waltman quickly capitalized with an X-Factor, eliminating both him and his partner.  This left only Waltman & Mephisto against The Usurpers, and in short order Lady Victoria passed a chair to Shamrock.  Shamrock brained El Mephisto with it, and three seconds later The Usurpers took the gold!

Mark Jindrak's choice vs. "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton

It's Masato Tanaka!  Masato Tanaka is here to take out Orton for Jindrak!

They lock up.
Randy Orton takes Masato Tanaka down with a flying forearm.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, kickout.
Randy Orton runs into the ropes.
Masato Tanaka goes for rolling clothesline, but Randy Orton
ducks out of the way.
Randy Orton goes for a flying cross body press, but Masato Tanaka
rolls through with the move.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, kickout.
Masato Tanaka hits a power bomb on Randy Orton.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Masato Tanaka are deafening.

The winner is Masato Tanaka. Time of match: 0:00:34

Masato Tanaka pinned Randy Orton after a power bomb in 0:00:34.
Rating: *

It's Masato Tanaka!  Mark Jindrak has selected Masato Tanaka to represent him against Randy Orton here tonight!  And, judging from the brevity of that match, either it was a very good choice or Randy Orton was willing to give away a loss to stay in good condition.  Perhaps we'll find out now, as he seems to be asking for a microphone.

(Randy Orton rubs his neck for a moment once he has the microphone, then
speaks as the crowd heckles him for losing in 30 seconds.)

Randy Orton: Oh, you liked that, didn't you?  I didn't ask for this series, you
know.  But whatever.  Mark.  I played your game.  I even let you win.  Now
it's time for you to play mine!  Just about now, my representative should be
arriving...

(We cut backstage now, where a long black limosine has pulled up.  The driver
opens the door, and who should appear but...  TRIPLE H!?!  Ric Flair follows
a moment later, grinning like crazy as always.  Ric talks as they walk.)

Ric Flair: Man Hunter, this is gonna be GREAT!  Just like old times in
Evolution!  Triple H and Randy Orton standing together!  The greatest wrestler
alive today allied with the greatest of the future!  WOOOOOO!  That punk
Orton's been having problems with won't know what hit him!

(We cut back to the ring, where the music hits.  TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAME!
"It's All About the Game" by Motorhead plays as Naitch and H make their way
to the ring wearing expensively tailored suits.  Orton grins and hands Hunter
the microphone.)

Triple H: Randy... when you told me you've been slumming it lately...  I had no
idea.  Listen guys, there's a thing we have outside of Long Island.  It's called
a shower.  Maybe some of you should look into them!

(The crowd boos Triple H loudly.)

Triple H: When my good friend Randy called me up the other day, he seemed
distracted.  "Hunter," he said, "there's this whiny bitch whose neck I broke in
some backwater indy, and he's taking it kind of personal.  Maybe you could talk
some sense into him."  So here I am!  Mark Jindrak, or whatever your name is,
listen to me!  After the next match, my music is going to hit.  I am going to
make my way to the ring, spit my water around, and do all my poses.  And you
are going to stay in the back and forfeit the match!  Understand?

(The crowd boos loudly.)

Triple H: 'Cause you might think you're hot shit standing tall in this tiny
little promotion.  But let me tell you.  You are nothing more than a big fish
in a small pond.  And I am the Hunter!  Hell, just listen to my entrance music!
I am the Game, and I am That... Damn... Good!  And if you just HAVE to test
yourself against the last proven commodity in the Wrestling business, remember
this.  I won't be held responsible if you just happen to suffer ANOTHER broken
neck in the ring against me!

(Fade out)

Perry Saturn & Paul London vs. The International Thug Syndicate (Justin Credible & Shane Douglas)

Justin Credible takes Perry Saturn down with a spinning DDT.
Justin Credible runs into the ropes.
Justin Credible misses with a clothesline.
Perry Saturn nails Justin Credible with a dropkick.
Perry Saturn tags out to Paul London.
Shane Douglas enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Perry Saturn goes for a dropkick, but Justin Credible side-steps and
Perry Saturn only hits air.
Perry Saturn leaves the ring.
Justin Credible uses a bulldog on Paul London.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Justin Credible goes for a choke against the ropes, but Paul London blocks it.
Paul London chops Justin Credible.
The crowd is really behind Paul London.
Paul London chops Justin Credible.
The crowd is really behind Paul London.
Paul London chops Justin Credible.
The crowd is really behind Paul London.
Paul London nails Justin Credible with a kneelift.
Paul London runs into the ropes.
Too Cold Scorpio trips Paul London.
Martin Kester calls for the DQ.
There are lots of chants for Paul London.

The winners are Perry Saturn and Paul London. Time of match: 0:02:21

Perry Saturn and Paul London defeated
International Thug Syndicate (Justin Credible and Shane Douglas) when P. London
defeated Credible by disqualification in 0:02:21.
Rating: * 1/2
[Too Cold Scorpio interfered against Paul London.]

This match barely began when a visible pissed off looking Too Cold Scorpio and Ricky Reyes hit the ring, tripping Paul London and getting the Syndicate disqualified.  Apparently winning the match wasn't as high on Scorpio's list of priorities as simply hurting someone, as the entire Syndicate begins stomping away at London!  Perry Saturn thinks for a moment... and abandons his partner to their assault.  The International Thug Syndicate is beating the hell out of Paul London!  But wait!  Here comes Simon Diamond!  He clotheslines Justin Credible out of the ring!  Kick to the groin of Reyes!  And he sets up Too Cold Scorpio for the Simonizer, but Shane Douglas pulls him down!  Simon Diamond has saved Paul London from the Syndicate when his own partner deserted him!

"The Notorious KID" Kid Kash vs. Cactus Jack

Kid Kash hits a chop on Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash nails Cactus Jack with a dropkick.
Kid Kash takes Cactus Jack down with a slingshot legdrop.
Kid Kash works the crowd.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kid Kash runs into the ropes.
Kid Kash misses with a clothesline.
Kid Kash executes a lariat on Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash hits a twisting moonsault on Cactus Jack.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kid Kash throws Cactus Jack out of the ring.
Jeffrey Brace counts: one, two, Cactus Jack reenters the ring.
Kid Kash hits a kick to the head on Cactus Jack.
The crowd breaks into a "Kash!  Kash!" chant.
Kid Kash uses the Swinging DDT on Cactus Jack.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kid Kash hits an elbowdrop on Cactus Jack.

Kid Kash is going for the cover.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kid Kash uses a slingshot splash on Cactus Jack.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, kickout.
Kid Kash whips Cactus Jack into the ropes.
Kid Kash hits Cactus Jack with an elbow.
Kid Kash runs into the ropes.
Cactus Jack goes for the Double Arm DDT, but Kid Kash blocks it.
Cactus Jack locks Kid Kash in a sleeperhold.
Kid Kash is struggling to reach the ropes.
Cactus Jack lets go after 16 seconds.
Cactus Jack goes for a short lariat, but Kid Kash counters it with a crucifix.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, kickout.
Kid Kash uses a kick to the midsection on Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash hits a springboard clothesline on Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash is being booed out of the building.
Kid Kash takes Cactus Jack down with an enzuigiri to the face.

Kid Kash works the crowd.
Kid Kash is being booed out of the building.
Kid Kash hits a flying lariat on Cactus Jack.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kid Kash goes for the Money Maker, but he can't do it.
Cactus Jack counters it with a low blow.
Cactus Jack goes for a short lariat, but Kid Kash blocks it.
Kid Kash throws Cactus Jack out of the ring.
Jeffrey Brace counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Cactus Jack reenters the ring.
Kid Kash attempts to place Cactus Jack on the turnbuckle, but Cactus Jack
blocks it.
Kid Kash punches Cactus Jack.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kid Kash hits Cactus Jack.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Cactus Jack punches Kid Kash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Kid Kash kicks Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash punches Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash punches Cactus Jack.
Kid Kash uses the Doctor Bomb on Cactus Jack.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, kickout.
Kid Kash goes for a kick to the head, but Cactus Jack blocks it.
Cactus Jack uses an elbowsmash on Kid Kash.
Cactus Jack hits Kid Kash.
Cactus Jack chops Kid Kash.
Kid Kash hits Cactus Jack.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Cactus Jack hits Kid Kash.
The crowd is giving Cactus Jack a standing ovation.
Cactus Jack chops Kid Kash.
The crowd is giving Cactus Jack a standing ovation.
Cactus Jack goes for a short lariat, but Kid Kash counters it with a hiptoss.
Kid Kash nails Cactus Jack with the Swinging DDT.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Kid Kash catches Cactus Jack in a Boston crab.
Cactus Jack is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cactus Jack is inching his way towards the ropes.
Kid Kash lets go after 18 seconds.
Kid Kash executes a flying cross body press on Cactus Jack.
Jeffrey Brace counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kid Kash shoves down Jeffrey Brace.
Kid Kash shoves Jeffrey Brace.
Jeffrey Brace disqualifies Kid Kash.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Cactus Jack.

The winner is Cactus Jack. Time of match: 0:14:27

Cactus Jack defeated Kid Kash by disqualification in 0:14:27.
Rating: *** 3/4

Kid Kash gave all he had in this match, but it proved to just not be enough.  No matter what he tried, Cactus Jack would not stay down.  All of his high-speed offense was certainly enough to keep Jack on the ropes, but he simply could not put him away for three!  Finally, in frustration Kash shoved down the referee, who angrily DQ'ed him on the spot.  As Kash argued the decision, Cactus Jack spun him around... Double Arm DDT!  Kid Kash is out, and Cactus Jack stands triumphant, even if his win was only by DQ.

"The Ironman" Mark Jindrak vs. "The Game" Triple H

Triple H sets up Mark Jindrak on the table.
Triple H tries to drive Mark Jindrak through the table with the Pedigree but he
blocks it.
Mark Jindrak goes for a Gorilla Press, but Triple H blocks it.
Triple H gets a sleeperhold on Mark Jindrak.
Mark Jindrak gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Triple H hits Mark Jindrak with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Triple H puts Mark Jindrak in an abdominal stretch.
Mark Jindrak manages to grab the ropes after 6 seconds.
Triple H goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mark Jindrak blocks it.
Mark Jindrak runs into the ropes.
Mark Jindrak hits Triple H with a shoulderblock.
Mark Jindrak goes for a gutbuster, but Triple H blocks it.
Triple H sets up Mark Jindrak on the table.
Triple H executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Triple H runs into the ropes.

Mark Jindrak whips Triple H into the ropes.
Mark Jindrak takes Triple H down with a dropkick.
Mark Jindrak goes for a bearhug, but Triple H counters it with a punch.
Triple H goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Mark Jindrak counters it with
a facerake.
Mark Jindrak uses a lariat on Triple H.
Mark Jindrak takes Triple H down with a kneedrop.
Mark Jindrak runs into the ropes.
Mark Jindrak goes for a lariat, but Triple H blocks it.
Triple H runs into the ropes.
Mark Jindrak misses with an elbow.
Triple H and Mark Jindrak get hit with a double clothesline.
Triple H executes a clothesline on Mark Jindrak.
Triple H executes a DDT on Mark Jindrak.
A fan at ringside badmouths Triple H.
Triple H goes for a vertical suplex, but Mark Jindrak counters it with
a small package.
Martin Kester counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Jindrak nails Triple H with a dropkick.
Mark Jindrak nails Triple H with a bodyslam.
Mark Jindrak nails Triple H with an inside cradle.
Martin Kester counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Jindrak whips Triple H into the ropes.
Mark Jindrak executes the Mark Of Excellence on Triple H.
Mark Jindrak goes for the pin.
Martin Kester counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Mark Jindrak all the way.

The winner is Mark Jindrak. Time of match: 0:12:21

Mark Jindrak pinned Triple H with the Mark Of Excellence in 0:12:21.
Rating: ** 1/2

Not only did Mark Jindrak stand up to Triple H, he took it to him from the opening bell, showing the fire which earned him the nickname "The Ironman" a year ago!  Triple H seemed unsure of how to deal with Jindrak's rare combination of brute strength and agility, as WWE has few pure athletes in his calibre.  After just over 10 minutes, and after surviving a massive Pedigree through a table, Jindrak scored the Mark of Excellence, sending Triple H to the mat in a heap.  One three count later, and Jindrak had beaten the Game.  As Ric Flair panicked on the outside, Jindrak looked directly at the camera and simply said, "You'll have to do better than that, Orton."

Your Main Event:
Erik Watts vs. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson for the New York State Heavyweight Title

Erik Watts nails Arn Anderson with a vertical suplex.
Erik Watts hits a monkey flip on Arn Anderson.
Erik Watts runs into the ropes.
Erik Watts hits Arn Anderson with a shoulderblock.
Erik Watts hits Arn Anderson with a monkey flip.
Erik Watts uses a flying cross body press on Arn Anderson.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, kickout.
Erik Watts goes for a flying cross body press, but Arn Anderson
counters it with a powerslam.
Ted Blandford counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Arn Anderson.
Arn Anderson executes the Spinebuster on Erik Watts.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, kickout.
Arn Anderson gets a sleeperhold on Erik Watts.
Erik Watts grabs the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Arn Anderson goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Erik Watts counters it with
a side suplex.
Erik Watts goes for a vertical suplex, but Arn Anderson blocks it.
Arn Anderson nails Erik Watts with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Arn Anderson executes a legsweep on Erik Watts.
Arn Anderson nails Erik Watts with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving Arn Anderson a standing ovation.
Arn Anderson whips Erik Watts into the ropes, but Erik Watts reverses it.
Arn Anderson hits Erik Watts with an elbow.
Arn Anderson is going for the cover.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, kickout.
Arn Anderson executes a piledriver on Erik Watts.
The crowd is giving Arn Anderson a standing ovation.
Arn Anderson whips Erik Watts into the ropes.
Arn Anderson goes for the Spinebuster, but Erik Watts blocks it.
Arn Anderson goes for a short clothesline, but Erik Watts counters it with
a crucifix.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Erik Watts complains about a slow count.

Arn Anderson hits a piledriver on Erik Watts.
Arn Anderson goes for a short clothesline, but Erik Watts counters it with
a hiptoss.
Erik Watts hits a monkey flip on Arn Anderson.
Erik Watts whips Arn Anderson into the ropes.
MsChif pulls down the top rope.
Ted Blandford counts: one, two, Arn Anderson reenters the ring.
Erik Watts hits Arn Anderson with a Flatliner.
Erik Watts is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Erik Watts throws Arn Anderson into the turnbuckle.
Erik Watts runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Erik Watts gives the sign for the Uranage.
Erik Watts executes the Uranage on Arn Anderson.
Erik Watts is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Erik Watts goes for the pin.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Erik Watts hits a lariat on Arn Anderson.
Erik Watts hits Arn Anderson with a fisherman suplex.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Erik Watts runs into the ropes.
Erik Watts goes for a lariat, but Arn Anderson counters it with a hiptoss.
Arn Anderson executes the Spinebuster on Erik Watts.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Arn Anderson nails Erik Watts with an inside cradle.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, kickout.
Arn Anderson gives the IV Horsemen sign.
The crowd erupts.
Arn Anderson goes for a DDT, but Erik Watts counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
Erik Watts uses a lariat on Arn Anderson.
A fan at ringside badmouths Erik Watts.
Erik Watts is going for the cover.
Ted Blandford counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Erik Watts goes for the STF, but Arn Anderson blocks it.
Arn Anderson runs into the ropes.
Arn Anderson misses with an elbow.
Erik Watts uses a dropkick on Arn Anderson.
Erik Watts hits Arn Anderson with a dropkick.
Erik Watts executes a bodyslam on Arn Anderson.
Erik Watts whips Arn Anderson into the ropes.
MsChif trips Arn Anderson.
Ted Blandford disqualifies Erik Watts.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Arn Anderson. Time of match: 0:20:10

Arn Anderson defeated Erik Watts by disqualification in 0:20:10.
Rating: ** 1/2
(Arn Anderson retained the New York State Heavyweight Title.)
[MsChif interfered against Arn Anderson.]

Erik Watts is seeking redemption.  The crowd believes that the biggest win of his career was a fluke, and he's trying to prove them wrong.  Taking MsChif on as his manager was the first step.  Defeating Frank Shamrock to become the top contender was next.  Pinning the Champion in non-title action was the third.  And this match was to be the final step.  Watts has clearly been training very hard, but in the end it simply wasn't enough to overcome Anderson's experience advantage.  Even though Anderson only barely kicked out of the Uranage, and even though Watts took two Spinebusters on the chin and kept coming, the end result proved that even MsChif didn't believe he was capable of winning.  Unfortunately, when she interfered in this title match it became a self-fulfilling prophecy, because her attempt to trip Double A only got Watts disqualified.  Arn Anderson retains his title, but perhaps not in the manner that he'd wished.

Card rating: ** 1/2

Match of the Evening: Solo Snuka vs. Lance Storm

Round Robin Standings

Best of the Best: Bracket A
===========================
1. Ernest Miller                                            5 ( 1: 1: 0)
   Edward Chastain                                          5 ( 1: 0: 0)
3. Batista                                                  0 ( 0: 1: 0)
   Paul London                                              0 ( 0: 0: 0)

Best of the Best: Bracket B
===========================
1. Vampiro                                                  5 ( 1: 0: 0)
   Lance Storm                                              5 ( 1: 0: 0)
3. Erik Watts                                               0 ( 0: 0: 0)
   Solo Snuka                                               0 ( 0: 2: 0)


*****

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
91Posted on 06/15/05 at 19:40:59

HA! Never trust TNM I guess, that Jindrak win... I wouldn't say it came out of nowhere because he's done the business in the LIW, but certainly it's extremely noteworthy for him to defeat Triple H. I wonder if art can really imitate life...
Critic of the DawnPosted on 06/17/05 at 22:40:38

LIW Newsline - 8/22/06

Between The Usurpers capturing the New York State Tag Team Titles, Arn Anderson fending off Erik Watts, and a surprise appearance (and subsequent defeat at the hands of LIW's own "The Ironman" Mark Jindrak) by WWE's Triple H and Ric Flair, Summer Storms II ended up being every bit the major event that we had hoped.  The fans came out in droves, and they went home thrilled at a fantastic show.  Just when you thought that LIW's action-packed summer was over, however, it's time to announce our next show!  This Saturday, August 26, Long Island Wrestling will be making its debut in Wilmington Deleware!  And we've got quite a show on tap for this excited new audience.

LIW officials have been in contact with the doctors treating our injured competitors, and are pleased to announce that both Scott Hall and Wataru Sakata are recovering on shchedule.  What's even more positive is that Scott Hall has been completely dry since his injury, and appears very determined to put his personal demons behind him before he injures himself more seriously.  In his prime, Hall was one of the most influential workers of the 1990s.  If he keeps this work ethic, he may just end up recapturing his prime.  According to our latest estimates, Scott Hall's neck should be solid enough to wrestle on by sometime in November.  Wataru Sakata's knee should be healed up by December.

The latest rumor in the LIW front office is that a certain member of the booking committee has fallen out of favor with the other voting members for apparently exceeding his authority and using company funds for certain unauthorized purchases.  We don't know exactly what was involved, but gossip in the office suggests that it may have effected his decision-making somehow with regards to one of the major stables in Long Island Wrestling.  We will definately continue to investigate this story, and will give you the latest in the next Newsline.

Mark Jindrak is still in celebration over his extremely impressive victory over Triple H at Summer Storms II.  We here at Long Island Wrestling would like to thank WWE, Triple H and Ric Flair for making an appearance possible, even if their match turned out less successful than they might have hoped.  For his part, Randy Orton claims that Jindrak simply got lucky.  When Jindrak issued another challenge, Randy Orton once again refused it, saying that one fluke victory wasn't enough to prove that Jindrak is worthy of a rematch.  Apparently Orton plans to choose another opponent for Jindrak, this time promising that he'll even be on the LIW roster!  Who will Orton pick to face Mark Jindrak?  And will The Ironman be given a chance to issue a counter-challenge?

The Best of the Best Series will continue at our debut show in Wilmington.  Already signed from Bracket A is "The Animal" Batista vs. Paul London.  This will be London's first Best of the Best match, and Batista's second.  After being betrayed by his partner at Summer Storms II, London is said to be in an extremely foul mood, so it's entirely possible that he can overcome his massive size disadvantage against Batista.  For his part, Batista is extremely angry that Ernest Miller managed to pin him in the first ever Best of the Best match, and plans to (and we quote), "murder his next opponent."  Paul London is a hell of an athlete, but even he has his limits.  Can London stand up to an enraged Batista?

A Bracket B match has also been signed.  This one will pit Solo Snuka against Erik Watts.  Solo Snuka has already wrestled two out of his three matches, and has yet to get a win in the Best of the Best Series.  While it may be impossible for him to win at this point, defeating the last Top Contender in the Best of the Best Series would be a HUGE feather in Snuka's cap.  Watts, on the other hand, retains a ton of momentum.  With MsChif still at his side, and having only been defeated by Disqualification, Watts is now seen by many as a favorite to win Bracket B of the Best of the Best Series.  A victory over Solo Snuka may not be too remarkable, but it will be a first step in that direction.  Rumor has it that the booking committee is also discussing holding a second Bracket B match at the Wilmington show.

LIW Top Five:
Champion: "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson

1) vacant - The booking committee is reportedly extremely pleased with Anderson's performance as champion, and has decided to give him a month off from defending the title.  A new Top Contender will be crowned in September.

2) "The Monster" Edward Chastain - Chastain utterly destroys Ernest "The Cat" Miller, simply toying with him and then shrugging off every attempt at a comeback that Miller made.  That right there is scary strong.  Eventually Miller fled to the back rather than face defeat at the massive hands of Chastain.  Once again, The Monster appears to be all but unstoppable!

3) "The Ironman" Mark Jindrak - After impressively defeating Triple H at Summer Storms II, Mark Jindrak very nearly climbed to number two in the rankings.  Only a single vote kept Jindrak below Chastain in this Top Five.  If Jindrak can pick up another major victory, he should be back on top of the rankings!

4) Paul London - Paul London fought valiantly against the International Thug Syndicate, but four to one odds were simply too much for him.  Still, a DQ victory is still a victory, and with Orton's 30 second defeat at the hands of Masato Tanaka dropping him right out of contention, London picks up enough votes to hold onto the number 4 spot.

5) "The British Sensation" Jonny Storm - Jonny Storm was absolutely PWNED by Batista at Summer Storms II, but his overall positive record is enough to garner him just enough votes to stay in the top five for one more time.

*****

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Snabbit888Posted on 06/18/05 at 06:00:48

I'm admittedly a bit out of the LIW loop, which I apologize for.  I've been a bad, bad boy. :(  I'll get back into the swing of things though.  I have a pretty good idea of what's going on, but if I say anything stupid, please correct me with correct information.

I like Round Robin tournaments, which makes it all the more strange than in any circuit I've ever done, I've never ran one (minus the Kurt Angle/Brock Lesnar/Booker T series of 3 matches on an Explosion back in GCW's summer).  Love to see Lance Storm win... I'm quite the Lance Storm fan, so yahoo for a good win there.

Batista rebounds nicely after Ernest Miller served him last week, and Jonny Storm continues to flounder.  I dunno... even when he was a main player, he never felt like a main player to me.

The Grandmasters of Funk!  Not a good night for Frankie, losing to f'n Marc Mero.  Ouch.

Well, at least the Cat didn't get eaten.

What a creepy interview by Tanaka.  Yeah... creepy.

I come back to LIW and you start by having Frank Shamrock win a title?  Ugh... a knife through my noble heart.  Good thinkg Sabin rules.  HAIL SABIN!

Tanaka obliterated Orton... that's... wow.  And Orton brings in Triple H!  Holy crap!

Perry Saturn is not a nice man.  At least he and London won though.  All kinds of friction there.  I love tag team tension angles, so I'll follow that one closely.

Cactus beats Kid Kash by DQ... cool?

Triple H was a huge surprise, but even a bigger surprise was that Jindrak wins clean!  That has to mean very big things for the Ironman.

I just don't like Arn Anderson as your champion.  I know TNM is fantasy, but the man has nerve damage, you know? :)  Either way, not the most noble way to retain his title, but retain he did.
Critic of the DawnPosted on 06/18/05 at 06:06:30

In the LIW universe, Arn Anderson had a revolutionary surgical procedure in late 2004 (think along the same lines as the one Angle had which patched his neck up without immobilizing it) which restored most of the functionality in his nerve-damaged hand. It's still not 100% and never will be, but Anderson was in good enough shape to wrestle again. Because he was dissappointed with the way that his friend Flair was badmouthing Foley, Anderson signed a short-term contract when Foley decided to open his own promotion. Just to help it get off the ground by adding some name value. Since the shows were only once a month at the start, he found that he was enjoying his time there, and decided to stay on.

Having him as my Heavyweight Champion was actually never even close to my intention, but that sort of thing happens when you run unbooked.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Snabbit888Posted on 06/18/05 at 06:08:34

Okay... I'll allow that then.  I think I'm bitter at him though because I miss Lash Leroux. :(
Critic of the DawnPosted on 06/18/05 at 06:11:40

Check back through the recent cards.  LeRoux made an appearance a few months back in a one-night-only deal.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
americamamushiPosted on 06/18/05 at 09:29:12

lol, I swear, Eric is good enough that he could bring in Andre the freakin' Giant and he'd be able to explain his presence well enough that we'd go "Oh, ok, I can totally buy that." :)
Critic of the DawnPosted on 06/20/05 at 23:55:41

LIW Newsline - 8/24/06

We are only two days removed from our debut show in Wilmington Deleware, and we regretfully have some disturbing news to report.  And internal investigation has revealed that there is indeed a major issue within the booking committee!  We hinted at this in the last Newsline, but now we can report the full story.  Apparently one of the members of the committee has been embezzling funds, which he has used to pay for(and this is a quote from the company's latest bank statement) several things referred to as "Lady Victoria's Muscle Domination Sessions."  The Usurpers' manager Lady Victoria is indeed known to... shall we say... sell that sort of service to supplement her income.  

Using the company's expense account to pay for such a thing is disgraceful enough, but when a fellow employee is also involved, it's just downright wrong.  Fears that the man's decisions may be influenced by Lady Victoria are apparently well founded, because it has been revealed that the unauthorized match he signed was an official title defense for "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson!  And the man that has been chosen to face him is none other than The Usurper's Monster and the #2 ranked wrestler in LIW, Edward Chastain!  While the booking committee member has been fired and we will pursue legal action against him, the contract has already been signed and 2 days will not be enough for our lawyers to have it annulled!  Thus, with only 2 days notice, Arn Anderson will be forced to defend against one of the most feared men in Long Island Wrestling today!

To make matters worse, Anderson had already agreed to face El Mephisto in a non-title match to keep his skills sharp.  While Anderson has requested that this match be cancelled, El Mephisto has refused to give his consent, and with only two days our lawyers cannot possibly invalidate this match contract either.   All we can do is place the match first in the evening to give Anderson as much time to recover as possible.  Frustratingly, we cannot even force Edward Chastain to compete in a second match to make things even due to an injunction filed by Lady Victoria.  While we believe we could defeat it in court quite easily, two days will not even be enough to get a court date.  Our hands are, unfortunately, tied.  Due to these terrible events, however, Saturday's show will be known as Coup D'Etat.

In an attempt to make up for this unpleasantness, the booking committee has signed a third Best of the Best Series match, this one pitting Lance Storm against Vampiro.  These two men are the highest ranked wrestlers in Bracket B.  Both of these men are fantastic wrestlers, combining strong grappling skills with high speed offense in a combination which many wrestlers have found almost impossible to defeat over the years, and both of them have already gained a victory here in the Best of the Best Series.  The winner of this match will have a very strong chance of winning Bracket B of the series, so it is indeed a very important bout.

While we cannot force Edward Chastain to face anyone else, we can punish The Usurpers by forcing them to put their tag team titles on the line just a week after they won them.  Many teams have been petitioning for a title shot for some time now, but after careful review it has been decided to have the International Thug Syndicate send two of its members to face Chris Sabin and Frank Shamrock for the New York State Tag Team Titles.  Too Cold Scorpio has contacted us and stated that the two members will "probably be Ricky Reyes and Justin Credible."  Both of these men know their way around a tag team match very well, and both have held a number of title belts.  Will their experience be enough to defeat The Usurpers?  At the moment, we're certainly hoping so.

The booking committee has also agreed that if Randy Orton can select Mark Jindrak's opponent a second time, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander.  Or something like that.  While we're not sure how applicable that old chestnut is to this situation, what we DO know is that Mark Jindrak is once again free to choose any opponent for Randy Orton from within Long Island Wrestling... with the exception of Cactus Jack.  As has been noted before, WWE has threatened to pull their talent if Cactus Jack is given another match with Randy Orton.  With a roster full of hungry talent available, who will Mark Jindrak pick?

Although we weren't planning on having to do this, here is a brief overview of the two wrestlers contending for the New York State Heavyweight Title at Coup D'Etat:

The Challenger:
"The Monster" Edward Chastain
6'3" 500 lbs
Signiture Move: Ground Zero Splash

There is nothing at all pretty about Edward Chastain's technique.  Indeed, he resembles a force of nature in the ring more than an actual wrestler - thus the name "Iceberg" that he uses in several other promotions.  With several inches of height advantage and about twice the mass of Arn Anderson, Chastain has proven to be extremely difficult for most people to take down for the simple reason that he is just too big.  Most wrestlers choose signiture moves based on the similar sized opponents that they will face most often, but a super-heavyweight like Chastain ends up being just too damn big for most of them to use.  With nearly unstoppable power and formidable brawling skills, Chastain MAY just be too much for Arn Anderson to defeat.  In a nutshell, all he has to do is brawl with a tired opponent for long enough to knock them onto the mat, then squash him flat using his 500 pound backside.  It may not be pretty, but it may just prove to be an unbeatable strategy.

The Champion:
"The Enforcer" Arn Anderson
5'11" 243 lbs
Signiture Move: Spinebuster

Arn Anderson is outweighed and overpowered in this match, and from the looks of things he will have a very difficult time against the massive Chastain.  He does have a few advantages, however.  Chastain is essentially the opposite of a scientific wrestler, so Anderson's knowledge of leverage just MIGHT be enough to gain an advantage on the mat.  IF he can get the big man off his feet.  Anderson is also has much better conditioning than his massive foe, but if his earlier match against El Mephisto goes at all long than this potential advantage could be gone in an instant.  With Chastain likely too large to use the Spinebuster against, Anderson's only hope may be to pick a body part and wear it down in hopes of forcing Chastain to tap out.

Matches confirmed for Coup D'Etat:
* El Mephisto vs. Arn Anderson in a Non-Title Match
* Mark Jindrak vs. Randy Orton's chosen opponent
* Lance Storm vs. Vampiro in a Best of the Best Bracket B Match
* Batista vs. Paul London in a Best of the Best Bracket A Match
* The International Thug Syndicate vs. The Usurpers for the New York State Tag Team Titles
* Randy Orton vs. Mark Jindrak's chosen opponent
* Solo Snuka vs. Erik Watts in a Best of the Best Bracket B Match
* Edward Chastain vs. Arn Anderson for the New York State Heavyweight Title

Also confirmed are "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, Frankie "The Future" Kazarian, Sean Waltman, "The British Sensation" Jonny Storm, Cactus Jack, "Violent R" Ron Harris, Aviv Maayan, "Heavy D" Don Harris, "The Notorious KID" Kid Kash, Perry Saturn and "Dangan" Masato Tanaka.

*****

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"