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TNMWA - 10/28/05 - Show X
| Unright | Posted on 10/29/05 at 05:32:22 Flash intro showing clips of TNMWA stars in action brins us to.... The J.L. Walkup Skydome in Flagstaff, New Mexico welcomes us as TNMWA spreads out west! And they are in for a treat as TNMWA hits a milestone! This is the tenth show and it's the biggest TNMWA ever! 11 matches are scheduled tonight in a virtual marathon of the most intense action you'll find anywhere! Tonight, Zedja prepares to defend his title against either Phudjie or Unright. The champ won't be resting though, as the legendary Bret "The Hitman" Hart has agreed to come out of retirement and be flown down at our great expense for a non-title match against our champ. The monster Carlzilla takes on Rick Garrard in a mutual respect match. Three of our new recruits are going at each other in a FCA round robin tournament! Things are sure to get bloody! We have so much action that I don't have any more room for mindless hype. Time for for the first match! Match 1: "The Greatest Thing Since Fried Sushi" America Mamushi vs Rebel INS - A match of fan favorites to start the show with a bang! - Rebel opens up with a huge belly-to-back suplex! Mamushi gets right back up but a jumping clothesline puts him down again! - Rebel strongly dominates the crucial first four minutes. - Mamushi puts a stop to that with a bodyslam onto a chair! - Mamushi goes for the Excedrin Headache #616, but he can't do it! Rebel takes back control! - Rebel INS locks in a leglock and Mamushi taps out! Rebel INS defeated America Mamushi when America Mamushi passed out in a single-leg takedown into a leglock in 0:04:58. Rating: ** 1/2 America Mamushi, along with everyone else, has underestimated the sheer cult-like fan following of Rebel INS. Match 2: The Drifter vs Justin Sane in a Falls Count Anywhere Match - Justin Sane opens up with a big spinebuster slam, goes for the cover very early and... one-count! - Justin Sane's power style is really dominating Drifter's brawling style. - Justin Sane gets knocked out of the ring. Drifter nails him with a corkscrew plancha! - Drifter is bleeding after a shot with a road sign ("Slow Children Playing") - Drifter is rallying; he's really using weapons to even out the odds. - Justin Sane throws Drifter down a set of stairs! - Justin Sane hits the DTD! It's over! Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Justin Sane pinned The Drifter with the The DTD in 0:11:30. Rating: * Justin Sane takes the first win in a hard fought hardcore match. Trainers are checking on Drifter to make sure he's able to participate in his second match tonight. Match 3: Pulsar vs "The Pearl of the Orient" Keiji Muto - Pulsar opens the match on fire! He works over Muto's head with several jawbreakers in a row! - Pulsar with a baseball slide on Muto! - Pulsar uses the guardrail to open a gash on Muto's head! (0.3 on the Muto scale!) - Muto starts fighting back with some spinning leg lariats. Tiger suplex gets a close 2-count! - Muto slows the pace of the match down, working over Pulsar with simple, but effective offense. - Muto gets some 2 counts and takes out his frustrations on the ref by throwing her out of the ring! - Muto's getting woozy as the blood loss is affecting him. - Pulsar takes advantage and starts tossing Muto from pillar to post. - The ref re-gains her bearings and calls for the DQ. Pulsar defeated Keiji Muto by disqualification in 0:09:48. Rating: 3/4* Pulsar gets his first win here in TNMWA, but I doubt he's happy with it being a DQ win. Muto will be fined $5,000 and his plane tickets back to Japan will be revoked for his dishonorable actions. Match 4: "The King of the Tables Match" Psymin vs "Legit" Landon Luna - Triple L makes his debut tonight against the veteran Psymin. - Luna starts the match with a series of elbowsmashes that sends Psymin reeling. - Psymin answers Luna's chops with some stinging chops of his own. - Psymin hits the Pset-Up early on, but Luna kicks out at two! - Luna's lethal kicks are really taking their toll on Psymin. - A Vader attack from Psymin is a real tide-turner! - After a few suplexes, Psymin goes for the STF, but Luna counters it with a small package! Very close fall! - A top-rope DDT by Psymin knocks Luna senseless, but Psymin doesn't go for the pin... - Psymin sets up a chair in the center of the ring. Spinebuster slam onto the chair! That's it! Luna is finished! - Academic 3 count. Psymin pinned Landon Luna after a spinebuster slam in 0:11:03. Rating: ** 3/4 Landon Luna put up an impressive fight, but Psymin is a dangerous foe that can turn a match around on a dime. Next up is Rick Garrard & Unright against America Mamushi and his partner who I've just been told is Jason Morgan. Match 5: Rick Garrard & Unright vs America Mamushi & Jason Morgan - America Mamushi attacks Unright before the bell with a bulldog! - Garrard in to help, but Jason Morgan takes him down with a roundhouse kick. - Mamushi locks in a sleeperhold on Unright for a good 30 seconds. - Garrard hits the Double Tough Double Up on Morgan, but he kicks out! That surprised Garrard... - Unright & Garrard isolate Morgan. - Unright & The Rick hit the Double Up Strong Shove on Morgan and get the win. Unright and Rick Garrard defeated America Mamushi and Jason Morgan when The Rick pinned Morgan after the Double Up Strong Shove in 0:07:15. Rating: *** 3/4 What's this? The Detroit Serial Killaz sprint down to the ring with chairs and blindside America Mamushi! They execute a double Con-Chair-to! Unright gets in on the action. He asks Psymin & Justin Sane to hold Morgan up and he hits the Super Stiff SuperKick on Jason Morgan. He motions DSK to hold up America Mamushi as well, but Rick Garrard steps in the way. Unright & The Rick stare each other down in a tense moment. Match 6: The Drifter vs "The Insanity" Brent Sanders in a Falls Count Anywhere - Brent Sanders with the advantage as he re-opens Drifter's forehead with his opening punches. - Sanders hits a top-rope Splash Mountain on Drifter! Only a 2 count! - Drifter is too far gone to be much competition for Brent Sanders! - Sanders toys with him for a bit, then hits the Brain Drain for the inevitable finish. Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Brent Sanders pinned The Drifter with the Brain Drain in 0:03:20. Rating: DUD Trainers once again come out to help Drifter out. Brent Sanders headbutts the gurney to freak everyone out a bit before he leaves. Match 7: Phudjie vs Unright in a #1 Contendership Match - Unright hits a double underhook piledriver on Phudjie to open up, possibly trying to get a quick victory. - There's the Super Stiff Superkick! Another 2 count. - A well-timed headbutt turns it around for Phudjie as he starts weakening Unright. - Rick Garrard makes his way down to the ring! Unright smiles and sends Phudjie outside and distracts the ref. - Garrard puts some brass knux on Phudjie's right hand and rolls him back in. - Phudjie nails Unright with the brass knux! He goes for the pin... 2 and 3/4! - Phudjie steps up the offense and nails Unright with a big superplex! Still no 3 count. - Unright misses a wild punch, and Phudjie hits a German suplex! 2 & 3/4 again! - Unright hits the Strong Shove! The Rick hits the ring, but not in time to break the pin! - Unright wins, but The Rick pulls him up and hits him with the Double Tough Double Up! The crowd goes wild! Number-One-Contenders-Match Unright pinned Phudjie with the Strong Shove in 0:07:58. Rating: 3/4* Unright wins the chance to face Zedja later tonight with the title on the line, but that's not the big news. The major news is that the team of Unright & Rick Garrard is over. The Rick is apparently tired of being pushed aside and Unright getting all the title shots. The Rick is standing up for himself and he just left Unright as an unconcious pile in the middle of the ring. Match 8: "The White Tiger" Zedja vs Bret "The Hitman" Hart - Opening lock-up is won by Zedja as he spins Bret around and locks in a sleeperhold! - Zedja goes for his patented White Tiger Suplex early on, but Bret counters it! - Bret Hart hits the first of the five moves of doom and... gets the win? Bret Hart pinned Zedja after an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle in 0:02:41. Rating: * 1/2 Zedja pops right back up after the pin and raises Bret Hart's hand in victory. Bret Hart had several conditions for his in-ring return at our tenth anniversary show. 1) He gets to choose the ref 2) No head bumps 3) The match can't run very long. Must be under 3 minutes. 4) Bret Hart must, of course, win. 5) No skanks at ringside Of course we agreed because of Hart's drawing power. So there you go. Hope it was worth it. Match 9: "The Insanity" Brent Sanders vs Justin Sane in a Falls Count Anywhere Match - Brent has the distinct advantage over the more battered Justin Sane. - Justin brings a sledgehammer into the match! But Sanders steals it! - A sledgehammer shot from Sanders sends Justin outside. - Justin Sane is busted wide open! - Sanders nails the Brain Drain and gets his 2nd win of the night! Falls-Count-Anywhere Match Brent Sanders pinned Justin Sane with the Brain Drain in 0:01:28. Rating: ** "The Insanity" Brent Sanders wins the FCA mini-Round Robin in strong fashion, sending both his opponents to the hospital with massive head wounds. It may just be the luck of the booking order. Time (and rematches) will tell. Match 10: "Kaiju C" Carlzilla vs "Jobber to the Stars" Rick Garrard - The Rick's barely showing any wear and tear from his previous match. - Carzilla flubs a springboard DDT on Garrard. - The Rick nails his signature chair-assisted Air Sabu - Carzilla goes for the Tokyo Stomp early on, but Garrard rolls out of the way. - The fight goes outside. The Rick sets Carlzilla up on the table. He climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a 450 splash! - Carlzilla moved. The Rick bounces off the table. - Crowd: "Ho Lee Shit! Ho Lee Shit!" - Carlzilla hits a pair of German suplexes, then hits the Tokyo Stomp. Carlzilla pinned Rick Garrard with the Tokyo Stomp in 0:08:03. Rating: *** 1/4 The Rick may have been distracted as he seemed to be expecting Unright to interfere, but no interferance occured. Carlzilla is a tough opponent that will capitalize on any mistake and turn it into victory. Match 11: Unright vs "The White Tiger" Zedja for the TNMWA Board Title - Unright is limping and has a swollen eye. - Zedja opens the match with some savate kicks. - Zedja sets up a chair and hits Unright with a leaping chair-assisted kick to the head. - Unright rallies with a backbreaker... but it looks like it took more out of him then Zedja. - Zedja hits the Prowl of the Feline for another title defense that took less time than the introductions. Zedja pinned Unright with the Prowl of the Feline in 0:02:34. Rating: ** 3/4 (Zedja retained the TNMWA Board Title.) That's all the time we have this week.. Stay tuned next week for even more action! Same TNM Time! Same TNM Forum! (c) Unright Enterprises, 2005 OOC - Boy I'm glad MGDukester replied just before I started the show. The extra matches helped pad the card to our highest match count ever for our tenth anniversary card. ;D Rick Garrard has obviously completed his face turn. Heels beware. I really do like Bret Hart. It's just that TNM gave me a cruddy result. My only other choice was to play it like Zedja intentionally threw the match so he'd be fresh against a tired Unright. But that seemed a little heelish for Zedja. Storyline-wise I was hoping Phudjie would win, but you just have to work with the unbooked TNM results |
| Rick Garrard | Posted on 10/30/05 at 02:40:26 ooc: You need to buy a table or two that is breakable for the TNMWA. ;) Cause bouncing off of them is mighty funny to watch when it's Sabu, but none of us are in his league. |
| Carlzilla | Posted on 10/31/05 at 12:22:02 OOC: I liked the Bret Hart bit. IC: Well, me and Rick put on the singles match of the night, no suprise there I suppose. It was also no suprise when he was staring up at the lights loosing the match...it seems to happen a lot when people square off against me...unless it's a title shot, in which case I just can't get a break. I blame that on our taste deficient fans though, freakin' mongoloids...all of them. I'd like to challenge our fans...to aquire some taste in wrestling. Carlzilla vs. "the fans" "Taste In Wrestling Match" On a more serious note, to prove that I'm the only legit competitor in TNMWA, I'd like to extend a challenge to any TNMWA wrestler to a 15 min. no pinfalls no count outs no DQ shoot fight. Carlzilla vs. ??? "15 min. Shoot Fight" |
| americamamushi | Posted on 10/31/05 at 23:08:40 Carlzilla, you think you're legit? No, no, no my friend... I am legit. "Legit" Landon Luna. I've been a champion amatuer wrestler... I've been a champion MMA fighter... and soon enough I'll be a champion pro wrestler. 'Zilla I'll take you up on your offer. Prepare to T-A-P Tap! Carzilla vs. Landon Luna, 15 minute shoot fight [hr] Well, the DSK blindside me once again. I guess they realize that that's the only way they can accomplish anything. And Unright joins them? Wow... I mean... wow. I guess that just shows what kind of guy Unright is. The kind that needs to hang out with the mentally challenged to up his pride. Rick Garrard stood up and said with a roar that what was happening was wrong. I'd like to propose a match. Me, Garrard & Morgan vs. Unright & DSK, elimination style! 6-MAN DOUBLE ELIMINATION MATCH: America Mamushi, Rick Garrard, & Jason Morgan vs. Unright & DSK |
| Rick Garrard | Posted on 11/01/05 at 02:15:26 Mamushi, I got your back in the 6 man double elimination tag match. You can count on it. But that's all I have to say about the Unright situation at the moment, as the heinousities he and his new found friends have left me speechless, to the point where I would rather let my actions against them do my talking for me. I'd like to put out a challenge to ANY of the folks that have joined the TNMWA in the last three weeks for a one on one, lleve el punk la escuela, good ol' fashioned tushy kickin' match, i.e. I challenge you newbies to a must hit your finisher to get the win match. |
| Unright | Posted on 11/01/05 at 03:45:49 Unright: Heh.. Whinin' Mamushi and 'Sucker Punch' Garrard are boo-hooing because I made friends with a pair of wrestlers who are going places. You guys are teaming with Moron Morgan because nobody else is willing to carry you guys. I accept the 6-Man tag elimination match. ---------------- Drifter: Well.. I got my ass beat something fierce last week.. I'll give myself time to heal from the concussion before I go back and teach that Sanders guy a lesson. In the meanwhile, I need an easy win. So I challenge Pulsar. You got the guts, punk? Oh, and for shits and giggles, I accept Rick Garrard's challenge for a finisher's only match. ---------------- Unright & Detroit Serial Killaz vs Mamushi, Garrard & Morgan (Elimination Rules) Accepted Drifter vs Pulsar (challenged) Drifter vs Rick Garrard ((Finishers Only)) Accepted |
| MGDukester | Posted on 11/01/05 at 22:02:09 <laughing is heard before the screen fades onto the Darkened room that is a staple of the Insanity's promos> Destiny is for dreamers....... a dreamer's greatest fantasies are still just that..... a fantasy that the cold harshness of reality will reveal when you are awaken by the drop of the Brain Drain. Justin, Drifter your careers will forever be changed now that you have felt the impact. While history shows us the painful truth that there will always be a bigger or better foe, I am here now and I will lead the way of the next phase of revolution. I have faced those that entered the TNMWA as I did, and they have seen the path that I follow. Now it is time to illuminate the path for one of the wrestlers that have been here perhaps too long. Psimple Psymin Your number has been called. The only number you now need to remember is 9-1-1 and how to dial it once you feel the impact of the Brain Drain. Challenge Brent Sander VS Psymin |
| Carlzilla | Posted on 11/02/05 at 07:59:30On 10/31/05 at 23:08:40, Landon Luna wrote:Carlzilla, you think you're legit? No, no, no my friend... I am legit. "Legit" Landon Luna. I've been a champion amatuer wrestler... I've been a champion MMA fighter... and soon enough I'll be a champion pro wrestler. 'Zilla I'll take you up on your offer. Prepare to T-A-P Tap!Well Landon, it appears that you may be too legit to proof read. I don't doubt your legit background, but I highly doubt that you're gonna beat a huge, steel, car eating monster, who usually tours with monster truck shows in any kind of a fight. I must say, I'm a little disappointed that you have chosen to fight the fire breathing, car shredding, metal beast over myself, but I'm sure our slobbering, slightly devolved fans will appreciate the spectacle. I for one will definatly tune out for that one...guess I'm not big on watching people get torn up. Good luck to you however, you'll be needing it, as you're surely too legit to quit. |