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TNMWA Challenge Matches 05/28/04

TiLoBrownPosted on 05/30/04 at 19:33:02

TNMWA Challenge Matches 05/28/04

Kodoshin pinned The Adder after a Victory Roll in 0:12:00.
Rating: **** 1/4
(Kodoshin retained the TNMWA Random Draw Title.)

Dog Collar Table No-Time-Limit-Match:
John LaRue defeated Josh Engleman by putting him through a table in 0:06:17.
Rating: *** 3/4

Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
The Phantom made Kid Vader submit to a clawhold in 0:11:19.
Rating: *

Rick Garrard made Lee Simpson submit to an airplane spin in 0:04:59.
Rating: ***

Caribbean Strap No-Time-Limit-Match:
The Phantom defeated Rick Garrard in 0:26:43.
Rating: **** 1/4

[Semifinal #1]: Shopping Cart Death No-Time-Limit-Match:
Chris Allen pinned Lee Simpson with the Allen Wrench in 0:08:54.
Rating: ** 1/2

[Semifinal #2]: NES On A Pole No-Time-Limit-Match:
The Masked Truck Stop Guy defeated John LaRue via pinfall in 0:04:22.
Rating: ** 1/2

Two-out-of-three-Falls Cage Match:
Critic of the Dawn beat Rick Garrard 2 falls to 0:
        x The Critic beat The Rick Says via the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom
in 0:08:43
        x The Critic beat The Rick Says via the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom
in 0:14:12
Rating: ** 3/4


Card rating: ** 3/4


I.M.O.M.Posted on 05/30/04 at 20:55:25

Post card and Lee Simpson appears at the entranceway making his way towards the ring.  A fan holding a Team Workrate sucks poster has it ripped from his hands and torn to pieces in front of his face.  Simpson steps into the ring.

Rick Garrard you made a rod for your own back tonight.  That open challenge was always going to be accepted by me and I never for one minute expected it to be a title match.  Now you may think that it was foolish because it cost me my title tournament match against Chris Allen.  However sometimes you have to make a sacrafice for the greater good and this time the greater good was wearing you down for your main event match with the Critic of the Dawn.

Team Workrate is now but one match away from having it's first champion in the Critic and I hope and pray that he will be successful.

In the meantime I tire of this lack of respect that I am getting in the TNMWA.  I want gold and I want it now.  The Critic is a very busy man and he cannot hope to challenge for singles gold and help me in my quest for Tag Team gold.

So what I want to know is how this situation will be rectified.  Will I be forced to team with Triple R a man who quite openly has a problem with paranoia or will I be granted the opportunity to induct a new member into the group to act as my tag team partner.

Critic I eagerly await your response.
Rick GarrardPosted on 05/31/04 at 01:55:20

On 05/30/04 at 20:55:25, I.M.O.M. wrote:Rick Garrard you made a rod for your own back tonight. That open challenge was always going to be accepted by me and I never for one minute expected it to be a title match. Now you may think that it was foolish because it cost me my title tournament match against Chris Allen. However sometimes you have to make a sacrafice for the greater good and this time the greater good was wearing you down for your main event match with the Critic of the Dawn.
I would have to majorly disagree.  I wiped the canvas with you in under 5 minutes.  IT was the Phantom that wore me out with the assistance of that leather strap for almost 30 minutes of whippin' fun.  

And Phantom... I issue you a challenge to have just ONE more match.  Since we are tied at one each in the strap matches.  I think we need to finish this with a leather strap on a pole match.  :)  Either way, you've already earned a title match.
I.M.O.M.Posted on 05/31/04 at 16:33:57

Wiped the canvas.  Wiped the bleedin canvas.

I'll show you Garrard.  Ok so you beat me un "Under" 5 minutes.  Let's see how good you are in 1 Hour.

60 Minute Iron Man Match, obviously non-title, however if I can beat you by 3 or more falls, then I wan't a title match.  If I fail to beat you by 3 or more falls then I will never challenge you again for any title you hold.

Come on Rick, you have beaten me already, surely you can humour me with this little challenge.
Rick GarrardPosted on 05/31/04 at 18:45:55

I.M.O.M., your 1 hour iron man is being accepted.  But it's only because I have pity for you.  And that the TNMWA has asked to have their ring canvas completely cleaned off since I did such a good job with that one little spot where I wiped the canvas with you.  

I think we'll be seeing Billy Mays advertising you as the newest revolution in cleaning products soon enough.
The PhantomPosted on 05/31/04 at 20:38:09

Rick, I'll accept when the next challenge card happens.
Magister369Posted on 05/31/04 at 22:22:26

Lee Brice: IMOM aka Lee simpson did you think I would ignore the fact that you made a fool of me? I have finally decided to put a end to you once and for all lets go old school how about a good old fashioned russian chain match
Im sure you can fit me into your oh so busy schedual.
I.M.O.M.Posted on 06/01/04 at 01:53:46

Mr Brice, a wise old philosopher once wrote "Man who thinks he can beat other man in Russian Chain Match is bigger Jackass than Man thought".

I have absolutely no reason to get into a ring with you.  I don't owe you anything.  If it wasn't for your inability in the ring I wouldn't have needed to join Team Workrate anyway.

Therefore I am afraid to announce that your challenge denied...... for now.

Go away and think about it some more and when you can make it worth my while to step into the ring with you, I may consider it.

So let me just summarise that for the hard of understanding

No match with me Mr Brice until you put something on the line, such as shall we say, your freedom!  Let's see just how badly you want to finish me off.

I look forward to hearing from you.

As for you Mr Garrard I am concerned that you are not taking your reign as champion seriously enough.  What with your new part time job as official TNMWA cleaning lady may I suggest that you spend more time focusing on your opponents and less on what kind of cleaning equipment to be purchasing.

Now unless you want this feud to end with you wearing a French Maid outfit in public I would seriously consider that you stopped talking trash and realised that you have just signed away your title.  As once I beat you by three or more falls in the 60 minute Iron Man match I will have earned the shot I deserve and then I will strip you of the title and then you will be able to devote your full attention to being the new janitor around here.