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TNMWA Challenge Matches 05/21/04

TiLoBrownPosted on 05/22/04 at 05:34:10

TNMWA Challenge Matches 05/21/04

Kodoshin pinned John Proulx with the Moon Princess Halation in 0:09:19.
Rating: *** 3/4
(Kodoshin retained the TNMWA Random Draw Title.)

[Quarterfinal #2]: Fight It Out No-Time-Limit-Match:
Chris Allen pinned Andrew Perkins with the Allen Wrench in 0:04:25.
Rating: ***

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Rick Garrard beat Critic of the Dawn 2 falls to 1:
        x The Critic beat The Rick Says via disqualification in 0:05:34
        x The Rick Says beat The Critic via the Spine Adjuster in 0:07:10
        x The Rick Says beat The Critic via an airplane spin in 0:09:29
Rating: 3/4*
[C.P. Duck interfered against Critic of the Dawn.]

Casket Iron Man Match:
John Proulx beat Rowdy Roadie Rod 2 falls to 1:
        x Proulx beat Triple R in 0:04:58
        x Proulx beat Triple R in 0:21:00
        x Triple R beat Proulx in 0:39:45
        x time limit expired (Triple R and Proulx) in 1:00:00
Rating: ***

John LaRue pinned Kid Vader with the Turbo Shift in 0:05:00.
Rating: ** 3/4

Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) and Lee Simpson
defeated Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp and Josh Liller) and Lee Brice when
Triple R pinned Copp after a figure-four leglock in 0:04:46.
Rating: * 1/2

[TNMWA Tag Team Title Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue and Kodoshin) defeated
The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki and The Masked Truck Stop Guy) when ZRV made
Nowacki submit to an airplane spin in 0:24:12.
Rating: *****
(The Yu Dragon Rangers retained the TNMWA Tag Team Titles.)
I.M.O.M.Posted on 05/22/04 at 17:21:25

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Rick Garrard beat Critic of the Dawn 2 falls to 1:
   x The Critic beat The Rick Says via disqualification in 0:05:34
   x The Rick Says beat The Critic via the Spine Adjuster in 0:07:10
   x The Rick Says beat The Critic via an airplane spin in 0:09:29
Rating: 3/4*
[C.P. Duck interfered against Critic of the Dawn.]
Come on Garrard the boss was far from 100% for this match.  He proved by taking the first fall that he would have beat you in a normal match but you had to challenge him to a 3 falls match.

I bet you then paid "Mr. Gullible" Lee Brice to put the beating on him and take the Critic out of action.

I would imagine though that a man of your pedigree and class will of course be offering him a rematch when he is back to full fitness.  In the meantime why don't I show you what a fully fit member of Team Workrate can do.

I don't want your title, I just want your pain.  Do you accept?

Also a quick note to the 18-49 Male Demographic, I see that you are ducking my recent challenge.  Was this intentional?  Are you Yellow?  Accept the challenge at your earliest opportunity or I will be inclined to show you what happens when you ignore Team Workrate.
Critic of the DawnPosted on 05/23/04 at 06:43:16

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Rick Garrard beat Critic of the Dawn 2 falls to 1:
   x The Critic beat The Rick Says via disqualification in 0:05:34
   x The Rick Says beat The Critic via the Spine Adjuster in 0:07:10
   x The Rick Says beat The Critic via an airplane spin in 0:09:29
Rating: 3/4*
[C.P. Duck interfered against Critic of the Dawn.]
Really, Mr. Garrard...  It apparently wasn't enough for you to get our match moved up to Friday from Monday.  You apparently felt worried enough about me that you needed to enlist help against me, a man who was essentially facing one of the top wrestlers in the world with only one working arm!  I expected better of you, Mr. Garrard, so I didn't rely on the Numbers Game.  Had the full might of Team Workrate been brought to bear against you, you surely would have fallen.  But it wasn't.  And do you know why that is, Mr. Garrard?  Because I, unlike you, am apparently confident enough in my own abilities that I'm willing to play by the rules.

I still want my title shot once I am well, Mr. Garrard, but I realize that under the terms of our agreement, you have no obligation to grant it to me.  However, I like to think that you've got the decency to make up for this unfortunate situation.  I like to think that you weren't involved in Mr. Duck's unprovoked attack.  Prove to me, and to the world that you weren not, Mr. Garrard.  Grant me the title shot that I deserve!

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Rick GarrardPosted on 05/23/04 at 08:11:06

First off, CP Duck and I do not, and have not seen eye to eye for quite some time.  Therefore, while I do not condone his actions, you should be thankful that he got me disqualified in that first fall of the match, or you would have lost in two straight falls.  

Second, I.H.O.P., I accept your pancake like challenge to a non-title match.  

Third, I will not be granting you a title shot, Mr Critic.  However, as a good faith offering I will grant you a return non-title match when you are at 100% strength and we will have it inside a steel cage so NO ONE can interfere.  Best 2 of 3 falls.  And if you win, you get a shot at the title.  If I win, you cannot request a shot at the TNMWA as long as I am champion.   How about it?