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TNMWA Challenge Matches 05/17/04

TiLoBrownPosted on 05/18/04 at 16:09:18

TNMWA Challenge Matches 05/17/04

Jeff Nowacki defeated Critic of the Dawn when Critic of the Dawn passed out in
the Sharpshooter in 0:10:32.
Rating: -* 1/4
(Jeff Nowacki retained the TNMWA Random Draw Title.)

[Round 1]: Singapore Cane No-Time-Limit-Match:
John LaRue pinned Josh Liller after a screwdriver in 0:03:57.
Rating: *** 1/4

Iron Man Cage Match:
John Proulx beat Kid Vader 3 falls to 2:
        x Proulx beat Kid V. via a bow-and-arrow submission in 0:14:02
        x Proulx beat Kid V. via a powerslam in 0:18:51
        x Kid V. beat Proulx via the Ham n Eggs in 0:22:49
        x Proulx beat Kid V. via the Gentleman's Agreement in 0:25:14
        x Kid V. beat Proulx via a headbutt to the midsection in 0:27:30
        x time limit expired (Proulx and Kid V.) in 0:30:00
Rating: * 1/2

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Towel Match:
Rowdy Roadie Rod (w/Demo-Man) defeated The Viking (w/Robert Goodwin) with
a Tombstone in 0:13:56.
Rating: * 1/2

Iron Man Cage Match:
The Phantom beat Kid Vader 4 falls to 0:
        x The Phantom beat Kid V. via the X-File in 3:07:24
        x The Phantom beat Kid V. via the X-File in 7:04:38
        x The Phantom beat Kid V. via countout in 8:00:02
        x The Phantom beat Kid V. via the X-File in 8:43:51
        x time limit expired (Kid V. and The Phantom) in ::00:01
Rating: **** 1/4

No-Time-Limit-Submission Match:
The International Man of Mystery made Josh Liller submit to the
The Mystery Machine in 0:18:54.
Rating: ****

After the match, while IMOM is in the ring admiring his victory Team Workrate come from the crowd and attack him from behind getting the tag match underway without Lee Brice.

Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) defeated
The International Man of Mystery and Lee Brice when Triple R pinned I.M.O.M.
after a kick in 0:05:52.
Rating: 1/2*

Brice made it down to ring side and way in the ring the entire match, until IMOM tagged himself in. After the tag IMOM slapped RRR and got met with a kick, a very weak one at that. Down went IMOM for the 1 2 3 after being pinned with a pinky finger. After the match Brice steps in the ring with a "WTF" look on his face and gets triple teamed by Critic, Rod, and IMOM...whos no longer a mystery as he took off his mask to reveal himself as Lee Simpson. All three men continued the beatdown for a few more minutes the TNMWA refs came and broke it up. All Three left the ring happy, as poor Brice was left in the ring face down on the canvus.

[TNMWA World Title Match]: Iron Man Match:
Rick Garrard beat Jeff Nowacki 15 falls to 10:
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via the Sharpshooter in 0:02:34
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Ziplock in 0:03:45
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via pinfall in 0:08:46
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via the Splash Mountain in 0:10:37
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via countout in 0:11:09
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via an abdominal stretch in 0:11:40
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:15:25
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via the Sharpshooter in 0:17:09
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via the Sharpshooter in 0:20:21
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:22:44
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via a sleeperhold in 0:26:11
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:29:05
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via a top-rope gutbuster in 0:31:20
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:32:50
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:34:45
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via the Splash Mountain in 0:36:07
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:39:52
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:41:56
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:45:46
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:47:17
        x Nowacki beat The Rick Says via the Sharpshooter in 0:49:54
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:53:56
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via an abdominal stretch in 0:56:20
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:58:11
        x The Rick Says beat Nowacki via the Spine Adjuster in 0:59:28
        x time limit expired (Nowacki and The Rick Says) in 1:00:00
Rating: **** 1/4
(Rick Garrard won the TNMWA World Title.)


Card rating: ** 3/4
The PhantomPosted on 05/18/04 at 18:21:21

I'm just asking: How do I win by countout in an Iron Man CAGE Match? Aren't we in a Cage?

But I'm not complaining cause I beat his ass.
The PhantomPosted on 05/18/04 at 18:23:13

One more thing, am I to assume that we went over 8 hours in our match?
Critic of the DawnPosted on 05/18/04 at 19:23:32

Jeff Nowacki defeated Critic of the Dawn when Critic of the Dawn passed out in
the Sharpshooter in 0:10:32.
Rating: -* 1/4
(Jeff Nowacki retained the TNMWA Random Draw Title.)
I didn't pass out!  I was just resting my eyes!  Considering the referee didn't even ask me if I was okay, I demand a rematch!  Besides, Nowacki was using the ropes for leverage!  Unfair I say!

After the match, while IMOM is in the ring admiring his victory Team Workrate come from the crowd and attack him from behind getting the tag match underway without Lee Brice.

Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) defeated
The International Man of Mystery and Lee Brice when Triple R pinned I.M.O.M.
after a kick in 0:05:52.
Rating: 1/2*

Brice made it down to ring side and way in the ring the entire match, until IMOM tagged himself in. After the tag IMOM slapped RRR and got met with a kick, a very weak one at that. Down went IMOM for the 1 2 3 after being pinned with a pinky finger. After the match Brice steps in the ring with a "WTF" look on his face and gets triple teamed by Critic, Rod, and IMOM...whos no longer a mystery as he took off his mask to reveal himself as Lee Simpson. All three men continued the beatdown for a few more minutes the TNMWA refs came and broke it up. All Three left the ring happy, as poor Brice was left in the ring face down on the canvus.
Forgive me while I indulge myself in an evil laugh.

Bwahaha... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem.  Excuse me.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
I.M.O.M.Posted on 05/18/04 at 23:25:00

**Boos start to fill the arena as former fan favourite Lee Simpson steps back into the ring**

"Shut your traps you stupid little retards.  My god why do you care so much now? Not one of you little wankers gave a s*&t when I was beaten by TEAM WORKRATE weeks ago.  Nobody gave a damn when I went missing.  Hell what happened to the campaign to keep me out of TEAM WORKRATE?

Let me tell you what happened.... NOTHING!  Well as the old saying goes if you can't beat them, join them.  Now whilst TRIPLE R may not seem to enjoy his time in TEAM WORKRATE, I have decided I have more in common with CRITIC OF THE DAWN than I first thought.  So if TRIPLE R has no objections I would like to fill his Tag Team spot in T.W. as I think that my new IMPROVED ring style will suit C.O.T.D. better.  This is not a slight on you TRIPLE R but I know that you have single title aims, where as I think it is time to take TEAM WORKRATE to Tag Team gold.

As for you LEE BRICE, well I think we pretty much took care of you, didn't we?  Hell, you just can't seem to keep those Tag Team partners can you.  It also has to be said that you are without a doubt the most gullible wrestler in the TNMWA.  TRIPLE R pretty much told you that you would be getting in the ring with me and yet you didn't smell the rat when CRITIC still accepted the match.

I will leave you now as I have new challenges to make but nobody has heard the last of LEE SIMPSON "INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY"

See you later, JAACCCKKKKAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Rick GarrardPosted on 05/19/04 at 04:09:56

I am your NEW TNMWA Champion!  WOO!