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TNMWA Ranking Matches 05/16/04 Afternoon

TiLoBrownPosted on 05/16/04 at 23:17:23

TNMWA Ranking Matches 05/16/04 Afternoon

Chris Allen pinned Robert Goodwin with the Allen Wrench in 0:10:34.
Rating: **** 1/4

Rowdy Roadie Rod defeated Kid Vader by disqualification in 0:00:55.
Rating: 1/4*
[Carlzilla interfered against Rowdy Roadie Rod.]
They lock up.
** Justin Lance and Carlzilla come to ringside.
Kid Vader uses a slap on Rowdy Roadie Rod.
Kid Vader takes Rowdy Roadie Rod down with the Gravy Train.
Kid Vader throws Rowdy Roadie Rod out of the ring.
Peter Dadiras counts: one, two, three, Rowdy Roadie Rod reenters the ring.
Kid Vader goes for a snap mare, but Rowdy Roadie Rod blocks it.
Rowdy Roadie Rod takes Kid Vader down with a DDT.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Rowdy Roadie Rod goes for the Flying Soundcheck, but Kid Vader blocks it.
Kid Vader begs off.
Rowdy Roadie Rod runs into the ropes.
** Carlzilla hits Rowdy Roadie Rod in the back with a chair.
Peter Dadiras calls for the DQ.
There is no crowd reaction.

The winner is Rowdy Roadie Rod. Time of match: 0:00:55
Critic of the Dawn pinned Josh Engleman after a Really Big Clothesline in
          0:05:57.
Rating: 3/4*

The 18-49 Male Demographic made Gene Bennett submit to the John Henson Project
in 0:02:13.
Rating: ** 1/2

Darryl Woodford pinned Josh Liller with the Santo Death Driver in 0:10:25.
Rating: ***

C.P. Duck pinned BILL Lentz with the Titty Twista in 0:05:13.
Rating: **** 1/4

John LaRue pinned Andrew Perkins after The Demorpher in 0:03:07.
Rating: *** 1/4

The Phantom defeated The Masked Truck Stop Guy when The Masked Truck Stop Guy
passed out in the X-File in 0:06:31.
Rating: * 3/4

Michael Waldrop pinned Carlzilla with the Pimp Slap in 0:08:46.
Rating: ****

The Adder made Jonny T submit to the Fatal Error in 0:07:01.
Rating: ****

John Proulx defeated Rick Garrard when Rick Garrard passed out in the
Gentleman's Agreement in 0:10:52.
Rating: **** 1/4

Oliver Copp made Chase Ironside submit to a kneebar in 0:09:26.
Rating: *** 1/4
Oliver Copp goes for a bulldog, but Chase Ironside throws him off.
Chase Ironside hits Oliver Copp with a flapjack.
Chase Ironside nails Oliver Copp with a Death Valley Driver.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Chase Ironside goes for a DDT, but Oliver Copp counters it with a kneebar.
Chase Ironside is writhing in pain.
Chase Ironside submits after 12 seconds.
Oliver Copp is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The winner is Oliver Copp. Time of match: 0:09:26
TecmoNick defeated Justin Lance when Justin Lance passed out in
a figure-four leglock in 0:02:45.
Rating: ***

Phudjie pinned Lee Brice after a small package in 0:12:48.
Rating: *** 1/2
Lee Brice goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Phudjie counters it with
a facerake.
Phudjie goes for a spear, but Lee Brice side-steps and Phudjie only hits air.
Lee Brice takes Phudjie down with a chop.
Lee Brice hits Phudjie with a punch.
Lee Brice goes for a brainbuster, but Phudjie counters it with a small package.
Jake Ryder counts: One, two, three.
Phudjie is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winner is Phudjie. Time of match: 0:12:48
Jeff Nowacki pinned The Viking after the Splash Mountain in 0:09:53.
Rating: *** 1/2

Triangle Match:
Kodoshin defeated The International Man of Mystery and Jon Bernstein when Kod
pinned JXF with the Moon Princess Halation in 0:04:50.
Rating: ***

AssasinXcore (Justin Lance and Carlzilla) defeated
The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki and The Masked Truck Stop Guy) when Lance
pinned Nowacki with the Blue Shift in 0:04:28.
Rating: *** 1/4
[John LaRue interfered against The Masked Truck Stop Guy.]

Ha, I didn't even see that til after the match  :P

Randomly Thrown Together Tag Team Who Don't Even Know Each Other (Josh Engleman
and Chris Allen) defeated
The First Tag Team For Men (C.P. Duck and The 18-49 Male Demographic) when
Engleman made 18-49 submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:13:35.
Rating: **** 1/4

The Major League Players (Robert Goodwin and The Viking) defeated
Rick Garrard and TecmoNick when Pulsar pinned The Rick Says after the
We Just Bought Your Champion Driver in 0:07:21.
Rating: **** 1/4

The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue and Kodoshin) defeated
Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) when ZRV pinned
The Critic with his special move in 0:18:00.
Rating: 3/4*
John LaRue takes a swing at Critic of the Dawn with the Kendo stick, but he
gets out of the way.
Critic of the Dawn snatches the Kendo stick from him.
Critic of the Dawn hits him with the Kendo stick.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Critic of the Dawn executes a rake of the eyes on John LaRue.
Critic of the Dawn executes a kick to the ribs on John LaRue.
John LaRue morphs and stabs his opponent with Saba.
The crowd erupts.
He goes for the pin.
Chris Henderson counts: One, two, Rowdy Roadie Rod doesn't make it in time...
three.
The crowd is giving John LaRue a standing ovation.

The winners are The Yu Dragon Rangers. Time of match: 0:18:00
You guys were killing us too, but that damn talking dagger came in to play  8)

Triangle Match:
Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp and Josh Liller) defeated Michael Waldrop and Jonny T
and Two Hardcore Extremists (The Phantom and The Adder) when Copp defeated
Waldrop by disqualification in 0:07:25.
Rating: *** 3/4

Stop attacking the ref Waldrop  ;D

Card rating: *** 1/4
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 05/17/04 at 00:06:14

Alright, Jor-eL.

You wanna jump me?  Then how about we do this thang in a SHOPPING CART DEATH MATCH?!?
TiLoBrownPosted on 05/17/04 at 00:53:30

On 05/17/04 at 00:06:14, DarkAndEvilBastard wrote:Alright, Jor-eL.

You wanna jump me? Then how about we do this thang in a SHOPPING CART DEATH MATCH?!?
No problem, I'll beat ya with baby dipers :)
LillaThrillaPosted on 05/17/04 at 03:52:32

We need another tag team so we can stop having triangle tag team ranking matches!
Critic of the DawnPosted on 05/17/04 at 07:25:13

John LaRue takes a swing at Critic of the Dawn with the Kendo stick, but he
gets out of the way.
Critic of the Dawn snatches the Kendo stick from him.
Critic of the Dawn hits him with the Kendo stick.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Critic of the Dawn executes a rake of the eyes on John LaRue.
Critic of the Dawn executes a kick to the ribs on John LaRue.
John LaRue morphs and stabs his opponent with Saba.
The crowd erupts.
He goes for the pin.
Chris Henderson counts: One, two, Rowdy Roadie Rod doesn't make it in time...
three.
The crowd is giving John LaRue a standing ovation.

The winners are The Yu Dragon Rangers. Time of match: 0:18:00
Medic!  Referee!  Somebody!  I'm bleeding and I'm pretty damn sure that stabbing me is against the rules!  Call a doctor!  Call my lawyers!  Heads had better (CENSORED) roll for this!

I demand revenge!  I demand a title shot!  I DEMAND A STABBING-FREE WORK ENVIRONMENT, DAMMIT!  This is grounds for a lawsuit!

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Magister369Posted on 05/17/04 at 15:11:21

Lee Brice: If I.M.O.M agrees you can put him in as my partner