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TNMWA Ranking Matches 05/01/04 Afternoon

TiLoBrownPosted on 05/01/04 at 20:09:08

TNMWA Ranking Matches 05/01/04 Afternoon

Robert Goodwin pinned Darryl Woodford with the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in
          0:06:12.
Rating: ***

Critic of the Dawn pinned John Proulx with the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom in
          0:01:26.
Rating: -* 3/4

The Masked Truck Stop Guy pinned Andrew Perkins after a flying forearm in
          0:05:45.
Rating: ** 3/4

Carlzilla defeated Josh Engleman when Josh Engleman passed out in the Keylock
in 0:04:42.
Rating: ***

Josh Liller pinned Rowdy Roadie Rod after a tiger driver in 0:04:33.
Rating: ***

The 18-49 Male Demographic defeated Kid Vader via pinfall in 0:11:56.
Rating: -*****

John LaRue pinned Michael Waldrop after The Demorpher in 0:00:45.
Rating: *

The Special Move Wizard rules  8)

TecmoNick pinned Gene Bennett after a small package in 0:08:26.
Rating: ****

Jonny T pinned C.P. Duck with the Annex Blaster 2k3 in 0:10:59.
Jonny T injured his right knee. He will be out for approximately 2 cards.
Rating: **** 1/4
C.P. Duck executes the Titty Twister on Jonny T.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for C.P. Duck.
C.P. Duck goes for the pin.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
C.P. Duck sets up the chair.
C.P. Duck uses a backdrop driver onto the chair on Jonny T.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
C.P. Duck goes for a double armbar submission, but Jonny T blocks it.
Jonny T locks C.P. Duck in an achilles tendon hold.
C.P. Duck is valiantly trying to break the hold.
C.P. Duck inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jonny T hits a Samoan Drop on C.P. Duck.
Jonny T catches C.P. Duck in an Indian deathlock.
C.P. Duck is valiantly trying to break the hold.
C.P. Duck is struggling to reach the ropes.
C.P. Duck is inching his way towards the ropes.
C.P. Duck manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 14 seconds.
[ portion of match removed ]
Jonny T snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Jonny T hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
C.P. Duck has been cut open.
Jonny T whips C.P. Duck into the ropes, but C.P. Duck reverses it.
C.P. Duck misses with a shoulderblock.
C.P. Duck executes a spinning leg lariat on Jonny T.
C.P. Duck hits him with a fire extinguisher.
Jonny T is busted wide open.
That was one of the best matches I've seen in some time I must say.

Phudjie pinned The Viking after a powerslam in 0:06:53.
Rating: ** 1/4

Oliver Copp defeated Rick Garrard when Rick Garrard passed out in the
Guillotine Choke in 0:03:21.
Rating: ***

Jeff Nowacki made Lee Brice submit to the Sharpshooter in 0:09:47.
Rating: **** 1/4

BILL Lentz pinned Kodoshin after the Liger Bomb in 0:00:18.
Rating: *
They lock up.
BILL Lentz nails Kodoshin with a dropkick to the knee.
BILL Lentz hits Kodoshin with the Liger Bomb.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is BILL Lentz. Time of match: 0:00:18
Chase Ironside pinned The Adder with the Package Piledriver in 0:10:01.
Rating: **** 1/4

Justin Lance pinned Jon Bernstein after a small package in 0:00:37.
Rating: *
They lock up.
Justin Lance takes Jon Bernstein down with a rolling elbow smash.
Justin Lance goes for the Blue Shift, but Jon Bernstein counters it with
a back elbow.
Numerous fans are using Jon Bernstein for target practice.
Jon Bernstein hits a DDT on Justin Lance.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Jon Bernstein takes Justin Lance down with a roundhouse right.
Jon Bernstein goes for a DDT, but Justin Lance counters it with a small package.

Jake Ryder counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Justin Lance all the way.

The winner is Justin Lance. Time of match: 0:00:37
Triangle Match:
Chris Allen defeated Lee Simpson and The Phantom when Allen pinned Y2Simps
after a backdrop driver in 0:11:42.
Rating: ****

The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki and The Masked Truck Stop Guy) defeated
The First Tag Team For Men (C.P. Duck and The 18-49 Male Demographic) when
Nowacki pinned Duck after the Homewrecker in 0:09:00.
Rating: *** 1/2

AssasinXcore (Justin Lance and Carlzilla) defeated
The Hardcore Hooligans (Lee Brice and Lee Simpson) when Carlzilla made Y2Simps
submit to a Fujiwara armbar in 0:13:58.
Rating: **** 1/4
Carlzilla goes for a punch, but Lee Simpson counters it with a roundhouse right.

In turn, Carlzilla counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Lee Simpson summons one last burst of energy.
Lee Simpson submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Carlzilla.

The winners are AssasinXcore. Time of match: 0:13:58
The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue and Kodoshin) defeated Randomly Thrown Togethe
r Tag Team Who Don't Even Know Each Other (Josh Engleman and Chris Allen) when
ZRV pinned Allen after an enzuigiri in 0:12:17.
Rating: **** 1/4

Two Hardcore Extremists (The Phantom and The Adder) defeated
Michael Waldrop and Jonny T when Adder made Jon T. submit to a full nelson in
          0:08:59.
Rating: **** 1/4

Rick Garrard and TecmoNick defeated Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp and Josh Liller)
when The Rick Says defeated Liller by disqualification in 0:07:29.
Rating: *** 1/4
[Josh Engleman interfered against Rick Garrard.]
Carlzilla goes for a punch, but Lee Simpson counters it with a roundhouse right.

In turn, Carlzilla counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Lee Simpson summons one last burst of energy.
Lee Simpson submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Carlzilla.

The winners are AssasinXcore. Time of match: 0:13:58
Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) defeated
The Major League Players (Robert Goodwin and The Viking) when The Critic pinned
Pulsar after the Double Really Big Clothesline in 0:01:09.
Rating: * 3/4


Card rating: ***
Critic of the DawnPosted on 05/02/04 at 01:45:36

Two squash matches for me!  Yes!

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
LillaThrillaPosted on 05/03/04 at 21:12:33

The 18-49 Male Demographic defeated Kid Vader via pinfall in 0:11:56.
Rating: -*****
NEGATIVE 5 STARS???  What is this garbage?  I've seen fights between drunken monkeys that got a better rating!