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TNMWA Ranking Matches 05/02/04 Nightcap + Rankings

TiLoBrownPosted on 05/03/04 at 03:28:41

TNMWA Ranking Matches 05/02/04 Nightcap

Critic of the Dawn pinned Robert Goodwin with the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom
in 0:06:31.
Rating: -*

Oliver Copp made The 18-49 Male Demographic submit to a short arm scissors in
          0:12:39.
Rating: -** 3/4

Rowdy Roadie Rod pinned John Proulx with the Flying Soundcheck in 0:07:20.
Rating: ** 3/4

Josh Engleman pinned Phudjie after a flying elbowdrop in 0:07:14.
Rating: *** 1/2

Jeff Nowacki pinned C.P. Duck after a double underhook superplex in 0:07:42.
Rating: **** 1/4

TecmoNick pinned Kid Vader after an elbowsmash in 0:16:07.
Rating: 1/4*

John LaRue pinned The Adder with the Turbo Shift in 0:07:46.
Rating: ****

Rick Garrard pinned The Phantom with the Spine Adjuster in 0:08:30.
Rating: ****

Chris Allen pinned Jonny T with the Allen Wrench in 0:09:24.
Rating: ****

The Viking defeated BILL Lentz when BILL Lentz passed out in the Eternal Night
in 0:13:40.
Rating: *** 3/4

Justin Lance pinned Andrew Perkins after a backdrop driver in 0:10:42.
Rating: **** 1/4

Josh Liller pinned Darryl Woodford with the Lilla' Thrilla' in 0:08:47.
Rating: ****

Michael Waldrop pinned Chase Ironside with the Pimp Slap in 0:02:07.
Rating: *** 1/4

Kodoshin pinned Jon Bernstein with the Moon Princess Halation in 0:06:58.
Rating: *** 3/4

The Masked Truck Stop Guy defeated Gene Bennett when Gene Bennett passed out in
the Trustbreaker in 0:05:06.
Rating: *** 1/2

Triangle Match:
Lee Brice defeated Carlzilla and Lee Simpson when Brice made Carlzilla
submit to the Cobra Clutch in 0:20:00.
Rating: *****

AssasinXcore (Justin Lance and Carlzilla) defeated
Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) when Lance pinned
Triple R with the Blue Shift in 0:09:18.
Rating: * 1/2

Rick Garrard and TecmoNick defeated Randomly Thrown Together Tag Team Who Don't
Even Know Each Other (Josh Engleman and Chris Allen) when Tecmo pinned Allen
with the A Button in 0:02:49.
Rating: ***

The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki and The Masked Truck Stop Guy) defeated
Michael Waldrop and Jonny T when Nowacki made Jon T. submit to the Sharpshooter
in 0:04:56.
Rating: *** 1/4

The Hardcore Hooligans (Lee Brice and Lee Simpson) defeated
Two Hardcore Extremists (The Phantom and The Adder) when Brice pinned
The Phantom after the Hardcore Hell in 0:05:28.
Rating: **** 1/4

The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue and Kodoshin) defeated
Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp and Josh Liller) when ZRV pinned Liller with his
special move in 0:05:00.
Rating: **** 1/4

The First Tag Team For Men (C.P. Duck and The 18-49 Male Demographic) defeated
The Major League Players (Robert Goodwin and The Viking) when Duck pinned Pulsar
with the Titty Twista in 0:08:05.
Rating: *** 1/4


Card rating: *** 1/2

[right] 1. C.P. Duck                            23:  12:   1:   0
   * TNMWA World Title
2. Josh Engleman                        17:  13:   0:   1
   * TNMWA Random Draw Title
3. John LaRue                           25:   8:   1:   6
4. Kodoshin                             22:   8:   1:   3
5. Jeff Nowacki                         22:   9:   0:   1
6. Jonny T                              20:   8:   2:   0
7. Rick Garrard                         22:  14:   0:   3
8. Josh Liller                          20:  13:   1:   1
9. Oliver Copp                          18:  10:   0:   1
10. Justin Lance                         21:  17:   1:   1
11. Lee Brice                            19:  14:   1:   1
12. Robert Goodwin                       16:   9:   0:   0
13. Chris Allen                          16:  12:   0:   1
14. The Masked Truck Stop Guy            16:  15:   1:   1
15. The Phantom                          17:  18:   0:   0
16. Critic of the Dawn                    9:   4:   1:   1
17. Michael Waldrop                      14:  15:   0:   1
18. Lee Simpson                          15:  17:   1:   0
19. TecmoNick                            14:  16:   0:   6
20. BILL Lentz                           14:  19:   1:   0
21. Carlzilla                            13:  19:   0:   0
22. Andrew Perkins                       11:  16:   0:   0
23. John Proulx                          11:  17:   0:   0
24. Rowdy Roadie Rod                      7:  11:   0:   2
25. Chase Ironside                       10:  19:   0:   0
26. The Adder                             9:  18:   0:   0
27. Gene Bennett                          8:  20:   1:   0
28. The Viking                            8:  21:   1:   2
29. The 18-49 Male Demographic            5:  12:   0:   0
30. Phudjie                               7:  22:   0:   0
31. Darryl Woodford                       7:  20:   1:   0
32. Jon Bernstein                         8:  21:   0:   0
33. Kid Vader                             1:  10:   1:   0

          1. AssasinXcore (Justin Lance/Carlzilla)
                                                   7:   5:   0:   1
             * TNMWA Tag Team Titles
          2. The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue/Kodoshin)
                                                  13:   0:   0:  13
          3. The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki/The Masked Truck Stop Guy)
                                                   9:   4:   0:   1
          4. Rick Garrard and TecmoNick            7:   5:   0:   5
          5. Randomly Thrown Together Tag Team Who Don't Even Know Each Other (Josh Engleman/Chris Allen)                          5:   5:   0:   0
          6. The Hardcore Hooligans (Lee Brice/Lee Simpson)
                                                   4:   5:   0:   2
          7. Michael Waldrop and Jonny T           4:   6:   0:   0
          8. The First Tag Team For Men (C.P. Duck/The 18-49 Male Demographic)
                                                   4:   7:   0:   1
          9. Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp/Josh Liller)
                                                   3:   7:   0:   0
         10. Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn/Rowdy Roadie Rod)
                                                   3:   7:   0:   0
11. Two Hardcore Extremists (The Phantom/The Adder)
                                         2:   7:   0:   0
12. The Major League Players (Robert Goodwin/The Viking)
                                         2:   9:   0:   0[/right]
Critic of the DawnPosted on 05/03/04 at 03:52:12

Critic of the Dawn pinned Robert Goodwin with the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom
in 0:06:31.
Rating: -*
Three words.  Just.  Another.  Victim!

AssasinXcore (Justin Lance and Carlzilla) defeated
Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn and Rowdy Roadie Rod) when Lance pinned
Triple R with the Blue Shift in 0:09:18.
Rating: * 1/2
Stupid Tag Team Champions and their winning!

1. C.P. Duck        23:  12:   1:   0
   * TNMWA World Title
2. Josh Engleman    17:  13:   0:   1
   * TNMWA Random Draw Title
3. John LaRue       25:   8:   1:   6
4. Kodoshin         22:   8:   1:   3
5. Jeff Nowacki     22:   9:   0:   1
6. Jonny T     20:   8:   2:   0
7. Rick Garrard     22:  14:   0:   3
8. Josh Liller      20:  13:   1:   1
9. Oliver Copp      18:  10:   0:   1
10. Justin Lance     21:  17:   1:   1
11. Lee Brice        19:  14:   1:   1
12. Robert Goodwin        16:   9:   0:   0
13. Chris Allen      16:  12:   0:   1
14. The Masked Truck Stop Guy  16:  15:   1:   1
15. The Phantom      17:  18:   0:   0
16. Critic of the Dawn     9:   4:   1:   1
17. Michael Waldrop       14:  15:   0:   1
18. Lee Simpson      15:  17:   1:   0
19. TecmoNick        14:  16:   0:   6
20. BILL Lentz       14:  19:   1:   0
21. Carlzilla        13:  19:   0:   0
22. Andrew Perkins        11:  16:   0:   0
23. John Proulx      11:  17:   0:   0
24. Rowdy Roadie Rod       7:  11:   0:   2
25. Chase Ironside        10:  19:   0:   0
26. The Adder         9:  18:   0:   0
27. Gene Bennett      8:  20:   1:   0
28. The Viking        8:  21:   1:   2
29. The 18-49 Male Demographic  5:  12:   0:   0
30. Phudjie      7:  22:   0:   0
31. Darryl Woodford        7:  20:   1:   0
32. Jon Bernstein     8:  21:   0:   0
33. Kid Vader         1:  10:   1:   0
This is a miscarriage of justice!  I have 9 wins and 4 defeats, and I'm ranked below a man with more losses than wins!  And I'm the lowest ranked man with more than 50% of his matches as wins!  Preposterous!  Hell, even the Champion, C.P. Duck, has a lower proportion of wins and losses than I do! (63.9% wins for him, 64.3% wins for me)  I demand a recount!  I demand a title shot!

1. AssasinXcore (Justin Lance/Carlzilla)
           7:   5:   0:   1
   * TNMWA Tag Team Titles
     2. The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue/Kodoshin)
          13:   0:   0:  13
     3. The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki/The Masked Truck Stop Guy)
           9:   4:   0:   1
     4. Rick Garrard and TecmoNick  7:   5:   0:   5
     5. Randomly Thrown Together Tag Team Who Don't Even Know Each Other (Josh Engleman/Chris Allen)      5:   5:   0:   0
     6. The Hardcore Hooligans (Lee Brice/Lee Simpson)
           4:   5:   0:   2
     7. Michael Waldrop and Jonny T      4:   6:   0:   0
     8. The First Tag Team For Men (C.P. Duck/The 18-49 Male Demographic)
           4:   7:   0:   1
     9. Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp/Josh Liller)
           3:   7:   0:   0
    10. Team Workrate (Critic of the Dawn/Rowdy Roadie Rod)
           3:   7:   0:   0
11. Two Hardcore Extremists (The Phantom/The Adder)
      2:   7:   0:   0
12. The Major League Players (Robert Goodwin/The Viking)
      2:   9:   0:   0
Well, at least we're not in last place any longer...

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
CPDuckPosted on 05/03/04 at 16:51:39

This is a miscarriage of justice!  I have 9 wins and 4 defeats, and I'm ranked below a man with more losses than wins!  And I'm the lowest ranked man with more than 50% of his matches as wins!  Preposterous!  Hell, even the Champion, C.P. Duck, has a lower proportion of wins and losses than I do! (63.9% wins for him, 64.3% wins for me)  I demand a recount!  I demand a title shot!
You've also been in over 20 less matches and aren't even ranked in the Top 15.

So shut the hell up, PLS. THX.

Depending on the rankings after Tuesday, it will either be CP Duck vs Jeff Nowacki, CP Duck vs Jonny T or CP Duck vs Jeff Nowacki vs Jonny T.