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TiLoBrownPosted on 04/20/04 at 18:49:42

So anyway, the Tag Team titles will be decided at Caged Fury too with a Tag Team battle royal. Only problem is...so far we only have 2 tag teams :). So You guys go out looking for partners and when you find one you tell me the info (members, team name and finisher if you have one). You could post all the info in this thread since I'll keep checking it
rey619Posted on 04/20/04 at 19:09:02

The Viking: I'm looking for a tough, able-bodied competitor like myself to team up and win the tag-team titles. I'm only looking for warriors so bold and fierce as myself, and together we will shake up the very foundations of TNMWA!
TecmoNickPosted on 04/20/04 at 20:09:43

TecmoNick:  "Viking, you are a disgrace to wrestling.  And just like the Minnesota Vikings, you can't get a win when it counts.  I'd rather team up with the Masked Truck Stop Guy then you.  In fact, how bout that...TecmoNick and The Masked Truck Stop Guy.  I smell gold..."

[TecmoNick pushes over some lockers and begins throwing things....]
Oliver CoppPosted on 04/20/04 at 20:45:26

I'm up for anything ;)
LillaThrillaPosted on 04/20/04 at 21:05:17

On 04/20/04 at 20:45:26, Oliver Copp wrote:I'm up for anything ;)
Oliver, I propose Team TNM 2000!
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/20/04 at 22:16:37

Actually, the Masked Truck Stop Guy, who is not former TNMWA Champion "Native Blood" Tommy Brownell, is tag-teaming with the former "Polish Power" Jeff Nowacki as The Ethnic Express.

For no logical reason.

Since the Masked Truck Stop Guy isn't actually Jeff's former partner.

Or me for that matter.

*runs*
The PhantomPosted on 04/20/04 at 22:33:50

If someone wants to team with me, I'm up for it. Maybe after Jon Bernstein and I settle our dispute over the use of the X-File name, we could team up and call ourselves something X-Files releated possible the Lone Gunmen or something.

If he or someone else wants to team with me, then let's talk.
Oliver CoppPosted on 04/20/04 at 22:48:15

Done, Sir Liller :)
PulsarPosted on 04/20/04 at 23:36:24

"I am the new blood, "The Stud from the Mud" Robert "Pulsar" Goodwin. I am looking to team up with you the Viking. Vik, we can shake things up just like in the WWA. Let's take it to punks like Carlzilla, and show them how we work."

Little WWA humor for the all of 5 people who read there.
xsouporheroxPosted on 04/21/04 at 00:06:05

Vik and Pulsar, don't be messing too much with Carlzilla now. Despite our little death match coming up, I've got Carl's back and we may turn this into a war of the WWA indies against the WWA big leagues.
CarlzillaPosted on 04/21/04 at 00:18:52

Lance, although I won't go easy on you in the deathmatch, it's nice to know someone has got your back. Pulsar, Viking, Me and Justin are going straight to the top of the TNMWA. If you think you can hang , then bring it, because There is no way some ice beard and some schmuck from "the mud" could get a clean win over us. Carlzilla's gonna stomp your ass like it was tokyo biatch!
TiLoBrownPosted on 04/21/04 at 00:54:07

So are the teams I have so far right?

Myself/Kod
Masked Guy/Jeff
Liller/Copp: Team TNM 2000
Viking/Pulsar
Lance/Carlzilla
Josh E/Chris Allen
CarlzillaPosted on 04/21/04 at 01:01:21

I am indeed teaming with Justin Lance, hopefully we will come up with a cleaver team moniker soon.
TecmoNickPosted on 04/21/04 at 01:29:45

TecmoNick:  "So the Masked Truck Stop Guy has already formed an alliance...that's fine.  Because there is only one other person in the TNMWA who is more old school then Tecmo Super Bowl.  That person, Rick "Old School Rules" Garrard.  What month are we in now buddy, 15...16...it doesn't matter.  How about we get together and make this place a little more Old School."

[TecmoNick smashes a Nintendo against a wall...]
Butters2004Posted on 04/21/04 at 01:33:34

Yes.  Also, Masked Trucker Guy and myself, The Cart, will finish our weak opponents with The Culture Shock.  Mark it down, Mr. JL.
xsouporheroxPosted on 04/21/04 at 02:01:53

On 04/21/04 at 01:01:21, Carlzilla wrote:I am indeed teaming with Justin Lance, hopefully we will come up with a cleaver team moniker soon.
Well, we could always bust out the old AssasinXcore name.
rey619Posted on 04/21/04 at 08:39:33

The Viking: "Pulsar, this is a great idea! Everybody in WWA knows we are the Major League Players, while Lance and Carlzilla are no more than mere Small-Time Indy Rabble... hah!"
Silent BobPosted on 04/21/04 at 22:25:45

Jonny T and I are going to take the titles, ya herrrrd?
Y2SimpsPosted on 04/22/04 at 00:18:00

There is a storm going down here in the TNMWA.

A Tag team scene is being set up and nobody has invited me, the original Mancunian Mauler, the British Bruiser, the one and only "Y2Simps" Lee Simpson to participate.

Sure I may appear to be new on the scene and thanks to the Masked Truck Stop Guy some people are starting to think I may be a heel.  However I don't care what people think I just want to be successful.

If anybody wants to step upto the plate to team up with Y2Simps, then Tag Team gold will just be a three count away.
Rowdy_Roadie_RodPosted on 04/22/04 at 01:01:18

I am up for a tag partner.  I am The Meanest son of a female dog that wears a kilt.  I am of Scottish origin which mean I love my alcohol and I love to fight.  

The Rowdy Roadie is ready to set up the stage... and tear your donkey down.... if ya know what I mean and I think you do.

Have a good day to ya! >:(
rgarrardPosted on 04/22/04 at 02:11:20

The old schooler TecmoNick and I are joining forces to show everyone just what a good ol' fashioned tushy kickin' is all about, daddy!  
Chris AllenPosted on 04/22/04 at 15:53:03

Josh Engleman and I are entering this.  Just call us the Randomly Thrown Together Tag Team Who Don't Even Know Each Other.  Our finisher is the... uh... Double Giant Swing.  Yeah.
JoshEnglemanPosted on 04/22/04 at 17:14:15

Hrmm, the RTTTTWDEKEO has quite a ring to it. Furthermore, the Double Giant Swing is a lethal finisher. If we hit that, it's over. Might as well make the nameplates for the tag belts now
The PhantomPosted on 04/22/04 at 22:59:40

Phantom: Hey Adder, how would you like to tag with a 4 time Tag Champion? I think you and I could go places.

::extends hand::
AdderPosted on 04/22/04 at 23:52:29

Of course as a multiple former TNMWA Tag Team Champion, I will be looking for a partner who is the very best a partner of the calibre deserving to stand side-by-side with The Adder as the next TNMWA Tag Team Champions.

So we'll call it a trial Phantom and see if you are up to my level.
Magister369Posted on 04/23/04 at 15:37:04

Lee Brice: I need a tag partner who is hardcore to the bone, we will go straight to the top, and win all the gold.
Y2SimpsPosted on 04/25/04 at 02:56:38

HEY LEE.

YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONE.  WHY DON'T THE TWO BEST WRESTLER'S WHO ARE KNOWN AS LEE.  TEAM UP TO KICK THIS TAG TEAM SCENE UP A GEAR.

THE HARDCORE HOOLIGANS would then be just a step away from TNMWA Tag Team Gold.  If you wanna accept all ya gotta do is get back to me with a proposed finisher.

COME ON THE BRICEMAN, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.
Magister369Posted on 04/25/04 at 03:19:58

Hardcore Hooligans sounds great, now for a finisher:
the Hardcore Hell: a double powerbomb, or if you have any suggestions let me know
Critic_of_the_DawnPosted on 04/25/04 at 03:30:24

Wanted: A weakminded but physically gifted partner to thanklessly absorb punishment for me for the lion's share of each tag team match before tagging me in so I can get the pinfall and the glory as each match ends. Goodnicks need not apply; heels only, please. Guarantee of mediocre pay and verbal (and occasionally physical if we lose) abuse. If the last sentence seemed somewhat erotic to you, please seek another partner unless you're a hot chick. I'll make an exception in that case.

Other conditions of employment:

1) You forfeit 50% of any monetary bonuses you might acquire in tag team competition to me. You may keep 75% of what you make in singles competition, however.

2) Our tag team will be known as Team Workrate. This is not negotiable.

3) If and when we win the Tag Team Titles, I will take possession of both belts, and both will bear my name. One, however, will read "Critic of the Dawn" followed by "with (your name)" in very small letters.

4) I reserve the right to refer to you as my lacky, my mook, my heavy, my thug, or any assorted other semi-derogatory terms I might happen to think of. You are expected to answer to these.

5) You will attack anyone I ask backstage whenever I request it, and if disciplignary action is threatened, you will deny my involvement.

All interested, please apply here.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
plonoPosted on 04/25/04 at 08:15:44

Where do I fill out an application . . . to make you eat your words. Here's one, it says match for Caged Fury!

- Chase Ironside
Critic_of_the_DawnPosted on 04/25/04 at 10:48:34

Mr. Ironside... perhaps you did not read the ad to which you referred very carefully.  I am not searching for a match at Caged Fury - I already have several potential bouts lined up, as well as the possibility of participation in the Random Draw Tournament.  Instead, I am seeking a loyal and none-too-bright henchman.  Your failure to grasp this fact would seem to qualify you for the latter characteristic, but your antagonistic tone makes me doubt that you would be effective in that role.

However, I will reconsider if you are willing to make things a bit interesting.  If you win, then you will have made me eat my words as you so eloquently threatened to do, and I will consider a more equal partnership.  But if... nay, when I win, you will fill the position I referred to earlier to the best of your ability and without complaint or rebellion.  If you're not that confident in your own abilities, then I suppose you'll just have to wait in line behind everyone else who wishes to take a shot at me.  It seems rather unlikely that your shot will come by Caged Fury.

My stipulations are not open to negotiations.  You will accept them or admit that you lack the courage required to do so and move to the end of the line with the rest of the jobbers.  The match will be a normal singles match with a 20 minute time limit, and normal disqualification and countout rules will apply.  A draw will result in a rematch at your convenience.  What say you, Mr. Ironside?

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Y2SimpsPosted on 04/25/04 at 23:13:24

On 04/25/04 at 03:19:58, Magister369 wrote:Hardcore Hooligans sounds great, now for a finisher:
the Hardcore Hell: a double powerbomb, or if you have any suggestions let me know
All sounds good to me, now let's get out there and kick this team to the very top of the scene.

The Hardcore Hooligans are here to stay.
Critic_of_the_DawnPosted on 04/26/04 at 05:34:36

As per the stipulations of our match, Rowdy Roady Rod and myself have formed Team Workrate.  I am the leader of this pairing, and he is my faithful lackey.  

Our team is known as Team Workrate. and our tag finisher is the Double Really Big Clothesline, Also of Doom - I always pin after this finisher is used, and no lifting up occurs, as the move is basically your standard running double clothesline.

We will, of course, enter to my entrance music - Fight Fire With Fire by Kansas.

That is all.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
The PhantomPosted on 04/28/04 at 15:39:38

Since I haven't seen The Adder on in a few days, I came up with a name for our tag team:

T.H.E. which means Two Hardcore Extremist's