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TNMWA Caged Fury 04/25/04 + Rankings

TiLoBrownPosted on 04/26/04 at 04:20:24

TNMWA Caged Fury 04/25/04

[Showdown In Porn Town]: Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
John LaRue beat BILL Lentz 2 falls to 1:
x BILL beat ZRV via the Windmill Duster in 0:04:58
x ZRV beat BILL via a double arm DDT in 0:09:33
x ZRV beat BILL via an Aztecan suplex in 0:10:12
Rating: *** 3/4
(After the match, LaRue got his list of passwords and discovered the list was full of nothing by preggo and midget site...LaRue happily put the list in his trunks and left the ring)

[Round 1]:
Gene Bennett defeated BILL Lentz when BILL Lentz passed out in the
Cross Face Chicken Wing in 0:04:41.
Rating: *** 1/4

[Round 1]:
Robert Goodwin pinned Darryl Woodford with the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in
0:13:37.
Rating: ** 3/4
Bill Garrett removes the chair from the ring.
Robert Goodwin leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Robert Goodwin sets up the chair.
Robert Goodwin nails Darryl Woodford with a power bomb onto the chair.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, kickout.
Robert Goodwin falls on his face...hard..
The crowd is going crazy.
Robert Goodwin uses a tornado DDT on Darryl Woodford.
The crowd is going crazy.
Bill Garrett removes the chair from the ring.
Robert Goodwin nails Darryl Woodford with a tornado DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.
Robert Goodwin is going for the pin.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, kickout.
Darryl Woodford springs to his feet.
Darryl Woodford nails Robert Goodwin with a backdrop.
[ portion of match removed ]
Robert Goodwin sets up the chair.
Robert Goodwin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Darryl Woodford
counters it with a low blow.
Darryl Woodford goes for a Western lariat, but Robert Goodwin counters it with
a crucifix.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, kickout.
Robert Goodwin nails Darryl Woodford with a tornado DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Robert Goodwin.
Bill Garrett removes the chair from the ring.
Robert Goodwin nails Darryl Woodford with a standing moonsault.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, kickout.
Robert Goodwin goes for a Boston crab, but Darryl Woodford blocks it.
Darryl Woodford nails Robert Goodwin with a Western lariat.
Darryl Woodford hits a backdrop on Robert Goodwin.
Darryl Woodford hits a back suplex on Robert Goodwin.
Darryl Woodford goes for a back suplex, but Robert Goodwin flips over.
Robert Goodwin goes for a superkick, but Darryl Woodford ducks out of the way.
[ portion of match removed ]
Robert Goodwin runs into the ropes.
Darryl Woodford and Robert Goodwin get hit with a double clothesline.
Darryl Woodford takes Robert Goodwin down with a Western lariat.
Darryl Woodford nails Robert Goodwin with a football tackle.
Darryl Woodford hits a football tackle on Robert Goodwin.
Darryl Woodford throws Robert Goodwin out of the ring.
Robert Goodwin hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Darryl Woodford notices Robert Goodwin hanging on and breaks Robert Goodwin's
grip.
Darryl Woodford goes outside.
Darryl Woodford throws Robert Goodwin back into the ring.
Darryl Woodford hits Robert Goodwin with a backbreaker.
Darryl Woodford goes for a back suplex, but Robert Goodwin
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, kickout.
Robert Goodwin nails Darryl Woodford with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Robert Goodwin takes Darryl Woodford down with a frog splash.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, kickout.
[ portion of match removed ]
Darryl Woodford whips Robert Goodwin into the turnbuckle.
Darryl Woodford charges into the corner.
Darryl Woodford hits a go-behind on Robert Goodwin.
Darryl Woodford goes for a backbreaker, but Robert Goodwin blocks it.
Robert Goodwin runs into the ropes.
Darryl Woodford goes for a football tackle, but Robert Goodwin side-steps and
Darryl Woodford only hits air.
Darryl Woodford sits up.
The crowd is booing Darryl Woodford.
Robert Goodwin hits Darryl Woodford with a Frankensteiner.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Robert Goodwin whips Darryl Woodford into the ropes, but Darryl Woodford
reverses it.
Robert Goodwin uses a football tackle on Darryl Woodford.
Robert Goodwin hits him with a road sign.
The road sign is broken in half.
Robert Goodwin executes the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb on Darryl Woodford.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Robert Goodwin goes for the pin.
Bill Garrett counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Robert Goodwin. Time of match: 0:13:37

[Round 1]:
Phudjie pinned Josh Engleman after a power bomb in 0:04:23.
Rating: ***
Josh Engleman hits Phudjie.
Josh Engleman hits Phudjie.
Josh Engleman chops Phudjie.
The cheers for Josh Engleman are drowning out the boos.
Josh Engleman goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Phudjie counters it with
a facerake.
Phudjie nails Josh Engleman with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Phudjie goes for a bodyslam, but Josh Engleman blocks it.
Josh Engleman runs into the ropes.
Phudjie executes a back elbow on Josh Engleman.
Phudjie is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Josh Engleman sits up.
Phudjie goes for an armdrag, but Josh Engleman counters it with a backslide.
Jake Ryder counts: One, two, kickout.
Josh Engleman throws Jake Ryder over the top rope.
Jake Ryder is out cold.
Josh Engleman leaves the ring.

[Round 1]:
Lee Brice made The 18-49 Male Demographic submit to the Cobra Clutch in 0:08:22
.
Rating: 1/4*
[John LaRue and Kodoshin interfered against The 18-49 Male Demographic.]
The 18-49 Male Demographic runs into the ropes.
** John LaRue hits The 18-49 Male Demographic in the back with a chair.
Peter Dadiras threatens Lee Brice with disqualification.
Lee Brice executes the Cobra Clutch on The 18-49 Male Demographic.
The 18-49 Male Demographic is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The 18-49 Male Demographic is writhing in pain.
Peter Dadiras checks The 18-49 Male Demographic's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
The 18-49 Male Demographic fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds.
The 18-49 Male Demographic executes a vertical suplex on Lee Brice.
The chants for The 18-49 Male Demographic are deafening.
The 18-49 Male Demographic hits Lee Brice with a Death Valley Driver.
The chants for The 18-49 Male Demographic are deafening.
** Kodoshin throws Lee Brice brass knuckles.
Lee Brice tries to use it, but The 18-49 Male Demographic blocks the blow and
takes it away from him.
The 18-49 Male Demographic hits Lee Brice with it and goes for the pin.
Peter Dadiras counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The 18-49 Male Demographic chops Lee Brice.
The crowd is behind The 18-49 Male Demographic all the way.
The 18-49 Male Demographic punches Lee Brice.
The 18-49 Male Demographic hits Lee Brice.
The crowd is behind The 18-49 Male Demographic all the way.
The 18-49 Male Demographic hits a Russian legsweep on Lee Brice.
The crowd is behind The 18-49 Male Demographic all the way.
The 18-49 Male Demographic takes Lee Brice down with a legdrop.
The 18-49 Male Demographic whips Lee Brice into the ropes, but Lee Brice
reverses it.
The 18-49 Male Demographic executes a Yakuza kick on Lee Brice.
The 18-49 Male Demographic executes a vertical suplex on Lee Brice.
The crowd is behind The 18-49 Male Demographic all the way.
The 18-49 Male Demographic whips Lee Brice into the turnbuckle.
The 18-49 Male Demographic goes for a full nelson slam, but Lee Brice
counters it with a backward kick.
[Semi-Finals]:
Robert Goodwin pinned Gene Bennett after a figure-four leglock in 0:06:15.
Rating: ** 3/4

[Semi-Finals]:
Lee Brice made Phudjie submit to the Cobra Clutch in 0:07:01.
Rating: ****
[Josh Engleman interfered against Phudjie.]
** Josh Engleman hits Phudjie in the back with a chair.
Jake Ryder threatens Lee Brice with disqualification.
Lee Brice executes the Cobra Clutch on Phudjie.
Phudjie tries to fight the pain.
Phudjie submits after 15 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Lee Brice. Time of match: 0:07:01
[Finals]: Match for the vacant TNMWA Random Draw Title:
Robert Goodwin defeated Lee Brice when Lee Brice passed out in
a figure-four leglock in 0:05:13.
Rating: *** 3/4
(Robert Goodwin won the TNMWA Random Draw Title.)

[Battle Of The Mods II]: Chairshot Survival Death No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Josh Liller pinned John LaRue after a Frankensteiner in 0:08:17.
Rating: **** 1/4


The Viking pinned Carlzilla after a powerslam in 0:12:36.
Rating: *** 1/4

The 18-49 Male Demographic defeated Rowdy Roadie Rod when Rowdy Roadie Rod
passed out in the John Henson Project in 0:14:47.
Rating: -* 3/4

[Canadian Cage Match]: Cage Match:
Jonny T defeated Jeff Nowacki by escaping the cage in 0:18:34.
Rating: **** 1/4
Jeff Nowacki uses the Splash Mountain on Jonny T.
The crowd is giving Jeff Nowacki a standing ovation.
Jeff Nowacki goes for the Splash Mountain, but Jonny T counters it with a rana.
Jonny T tries to get out of the door.
Jonny T is halfway through the ring.
Jonny T is three quarters across the ring.
Jonny T is at the door.
Jonny T is on the way out.
Jonny T has escaped the cage.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Jonny T. Time of match: 0:18:28
(After the cage was raised, Rick and Nick hit the ring and attacked a worn down Jeff...this lead his partner out and the tag match was on)

Rick Garrard and TecmoNick defeated
The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki and The Masked Truck Stop Guy) when
The Rick Says pinned Truck Stop Guy with the Spine Adjuster in 0:09:24.
Rating: ****
The Masked Truck Stop Guy climbs back into the ring.
TecmoNick rolls back in under the bottom rope.
TecmoNick brings the table into the ring.
The Masked Truck Stop Guy sets up TecmoNick on the table.
The Masked Truck Stop Guy executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Critic of the Dawn beat Rowdy Roadie Rod 2 falls to 1:
x The Critic beat Triple R via a bearhug in 0:10:06
x Triple R beat The Critic via a Tombstone in 0:14:06
x The Critic beat Triple R via a clothesline in 0:16:05
Rating: -**** 3/4

Stretcher No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Carlzilla defeated Josh Liller in 0:06:06.
Rating: ****

Flamethrower On A Pole No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
C.P. Duck defeated BILL Lentz in 0:03:20.
Rating: ***
They're brawling inside the ring area.
C.P. Duck clears the announcers' table.
C.P. Duck sets up BILL Lentz on the announcers' table.
C.P. Duck executes a moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
BILL Lentz is busted wide open.
22-Man Tag Team Battle Royal for the vacant TNMWA Tag Team Titles:
Justin Lance and Carlzilla won a 11-team Battle Royal:
x Carlzilla defeated Jon T. (partner: Michael Waldrop) after
a single-leg takedown into a leglock in 0:00:15
x The Phantom defeated Truck Stop Guy (partner: Jeff Nowacki) after
a frog splash in 0:02:07
x Engleman defeated Brice (partner: Lee Simpson) after a cobra clutch
in 0:03:23
x The Rick Says defeated Viking (partner: Robert Goodwin) after
a Yakuza kick in 0:03:46
x Engleman defeated Copp (partner: Josh Liller) after the Mertz Lock
in 0:05:01
x Kod defeated 18-49 (partner: C.P. Duck) after a superkick in 0:05:46
x Kod defeated Engleman (partner: Chris Allen) after a waistlock suplex
in 0:05:49
x Adder defeated Kod (partner: John LaRue) in 0:05:58
x Lance defeated Adder (partner: The Phantom) after a rana in 0:06:49
x Lance defeated The Rick Says (partner: TecmoNick) after
a backdrop driver in 0:06:55
Rating: *** 1/2
(AssasinXcore won the TNMWA Tag Team Titles.)

Iron Man Match:
Justin Lance beat Robert Goodwin 31 falls to 24:
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:03:30
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 0:05:16
x Pulsar beat Lance via a Frankensteiner in 0:07:03
x Pulsar beat Lance via a Frankensteiner in 0:08:07
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:11:31
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:13:17
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:14:25
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:17:12
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 0:20:00
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:22:18
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:24:28
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 0:26:03
x Pulsar beat Lance via a Frankensteiner in 0:26:33
x Lance beat Pulsar via a twisting moonsault in 0:28:51
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:31:35
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:33:32
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:34:57
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:37:01
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:38:29
x Lance beat Pulsar via disqualification in 0:40:14
x Pulsar beat Lance via pinfall in 0:42:16
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:44:56
x Pulsar beat Lance via his special move in 0:48:05
x Pulsar beat Lance via his special move in 0:49:55
x Pulsar beat Lance via a moonsault in 0:51:29
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:53:34
x Lance beat Pulsar via a backdrop driver in 0:56:32
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 0:58:14
x Pulsar beat Lance via a Frankensteiner in 0:58:35
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:01:54
x Pulsar beat Lance via a figure-four leglock in 1:02:43
x Lance beat Pulsar via a power bomb in 1:05:11
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:07:48
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:10:26
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:12:24
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:14:36
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:17:41
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:20:18
x Lance beat Pulsar via disqualification in 1:22:58
x Lance beat Pulsar via a DDT in 1:26:36
x Lance beat Pulsar via a side step in 1:29:22
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:29:43
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:36:28
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:39:01
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:40:18
x Pulsar beat Lance via a power bomb in 1:41:41
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:43:13
x Pulsar beat Lance via a superkick in 1:44:52
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:46:45
x Lance beat Pulsar via a tiger suplex in 1:49:02
x Pulsar beat Lance via a triangle choke in 1:50:58
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:51:50
x Lance beat Pulsar via the Blue Shift in 1:53:23
x Pulsar beat Lance via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 1:55:28
x Pulsar beat Lance via his special move in 1:58:50
x time limit expired (Lance and Pulsar) in 2:00:00
Rating: ****


Elimination Chamber Match:
C.P. Duck won an 8-man Elimination Chamber Match:
x Nowacki and Jon T. started out.
x Rick Garrard entered at 0:05:00
x The Rick Says defeated Jon T. after an airplane spin in 0:09:55
x Justin Lance entered at 0:10:00
x Lance defeated Nowacki after the Blue Shift in 0:13:41
x The Rick Says defeated Lance after a Yakuza kick in 0:14:27
x Kodoshin entered at 0:15:00
x John LaRue entered at 0:20:00
x Kod defeated The Rick Says after a powerslam in 0:20:50
x Oliver Copp entered at 0:25:00
x ZRV defeated Copp after a figure-four leglock in 0:25:23
x Kod defeated ZRV after the Moon Princess Halation in 0:25:29
x C.P. Duck entered at 0:30:00
x Duck defeated Kod after a twisting moonsault in 0:31:55
Rating: *****
(C.P. Duck won the TNMWA World Title.)
(Before the match started, while Waldrop was making his way to the ring, LaRue attacked him and starting saying something about how he earned the title shot and Waldrop was nothing more than a 2 dollar whore choking on a nipple on a street corner at 3 AM....)


Card rating: ***

1. C.P. Duck                            17:   6:   0:   4
   * TNMWA World Title
2. Robert Goodwin                        9:   3:   0:   0
   * TNMWA Random Draw Title
3. Jeff Nowacki                         16:   5:   0:   0
4. John LaRue                           16:   6:   1:   0
5. Kodoshin                             14:   5:   0:   1
6. Jonny T                              14:   5:   1:   3
7. Rick Garrard                         14:   8:   0:   2
8. Justin Lance                         15:  10:   1:   1
9. Lee Brice                            14:   9:   0:   0
10. Oliver Copp                          12:   7:   0:   1
11. Josh Engleman                        12:   8:   0:   0
12. Josh Liller                          12:  10:   1:   0
13. Chris Allen                          10:   8:   0:   8
14. Michael Waldrop                      10:   9:   0:   2
15. Carlzilla                            11:  12:   0:   1
16. The Phantom                          11:  12:   0:   0
17. Lee Simpson                          10:  11:   0:   0
18. The Masked Truck Stop Guy            10:  12:   0:   2
19. Critic of the Dawn                    2:   1:   0:   1
20. Chase Ironside                        8:  12:   0:   0
21. Andrew Perkins                        7:  11:   0:   0
22. BILL Lentz                            8:  15:   0:   0
23. The 18-49 Male Demographic            2:   4:   0:   1
24. TecmoNick                             6:  13:   0:   1
25. The Adder                             6:  12:   0:   0
26. Phudjie                               6:  14:   0:   0
27. Darryl Woodford                       6:  13:   0:   0
28. John Proulx                           6:  13:   0:   0
29. Gene Bennett                          5:  15:   0:   0
30. The Viking                            6:  15:   0:   1
31. Jon Bernstein                         5:  15:   0:   0
32. Rowdy Roadie Rod                      1:   6:   0:   0
rey619Posted on 04/26/04 at 10:25:37

Congrats on your title win Robert Goodwin, you've deserved it! And Carlzilla... told you I'd beat you.. but you were probably saving up some strength to the tag-team battle royal.  ;)
phudjiePosted on 04/26/04 at 13:05:58


[Semi-Finals]:
Lee Brice made Phudjie submit to the Cobra Clutch in 0:07:01.
Rating: ****
[Josh Engleman interfered against Phudjie.]
Quote:** Josh Engleman hits Phudjie in the back with a chair.
Jake Ryder threatens Lee Brice with disqualification.
Lee Brice executes the Cobra Clutch on Phudjie.
Phudjie tries to fight the pain.
Phudjie submits after 15 seconds.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Lee Brice. Time of match: 0:07:01


.....curse you Josh, you shall pay Engleman, you can't hide from me.....
PulsarPosted on 04/26/04 at 15:16:28

Thank you Viking, and let this be a notice. I am the RANDOM Champion! Can any of the rest of you say that? I don't see gold on Carlzilla's waist...Justin Lance isn't carrying around an extra 40 pounds of anything, except doughnuts. And Lance, ok, so you got me in the Iron Man match, I'll give you that.
Magister369Posted on 04/26/04 at 16:20:03

Lee Brice: you got lucky Goodwin, when we meet again that title will be mine
rey619Posted on 04/26/04 at 17:20:19

On 04/26/04 at 15:16:28, Pulsar wrote:Thank you Viking, and let this be a notice. I am the RANDOM Champion! Can any of the rest of you say that? I don't see gold on Carlzilla's waist...Justin Lance isn't carrying around an extra 40 pounds of anything, except doughnuts. And Lance, ok, so you got me in the Iron Man match, I'll give you that.
Well, actually, they did win the Tag-Team Belts... not to be a spoilsport here..
xsouporheroxPosted on 04/26/04 at 17:34:02

Thank you Viking, I didn't feel like pointing that out to your partner.
CarlzillaPosted on 04/26/04 at 19:31:42

Goodwin, Viking, we are the best tag team in the TNMWA and to close this feud once and for all, I want The Major League Players in a 2 out of 3 falls match.

PulsarPosted on 04/26/04 at 22:36:06

Viking, you know I open my mouth before I think, that's why we're the best tag team here. And Carlzilla, you want to loose those titles too? I'll be more then happy to oblige. I may have to hire a lackey to carry around all this weight though.
rey619Posted on 04/27/04 at 11:00:17

the Viking agrees to a match with AssassinXCore.
xsouporheroxPosted on 04/27/04 at 16:19:55

On 04/26/04 at 22:36:06, Pulsar wrote:Viking, you know I open my mouth before I think, that's why we're the best tag team here. And Carlzilla, you want to loose those titles too? I'll be more then happy to oblige. I may have to hire a lackey to carry around all this weight though.
Instead of getting a lackey to carry around all the weight, why don't you try getting in shape and build up some muscles. Not only could you carry more, but you'd be able to fight better, would live a longer, healthier life, and could probably pick up some chicks yo.

EDIT: Oh, and I am ready and willing to face you guys yet again.