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TNMWA Challenge Matches 04/23/04 + Rankings

TiLoBrownPosted on 04/24/04 at 06:36:08

TNMWA Challenge Matches 04/23/04

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Towel Match:
C.P. Duck (w/18-49 Demographic) defeated John LaRue (w/Kodoshin) with
the springboard DDT in 0:13:34.
Rating: **** 1/4

The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue and Kodoshin) defeated
The First Tag Team For Men (C.P. Duck and The 18-49 Male Demographic) when ZRV
pinned Duck after hitting him with a fire extinguisher in 0:14:04.
Rating: **** 1/4
[John Proulx interfered against C.P. Duck.]
C.P. Duck hits John LaRue with a kick.
** John Proulx throws John LaRue a fire extinguisher.
John LaRue hits C.P. Duck with it and goes for the pin.
Peter Dadiras counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving John LaRue a standing ovation.

The winners are The Yu Dragon Rangers. Time of match: 0:14:04
Cage Match:
Josh Engleman pinned Rowdy Roadie Rod after a backdrop driver in 0:07:27.
Rating: **** 1/4

Elimination Table No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Major League Players (Robert Goodwin and The Viking) beat
AssasinXcore (Justin Lance and Carlzilla) 2 falls to 1:
        x Lance beat Viking via putting him through a table in 0:07:08
        x Pulsar beat Lance via putting him through a table in 0:13:33
        x Pulsar beat Carlzilla via putting him through a table in 1:08:17
Survivors: Robert Goodwin
Rating: **** 1/4

Kaiju Deathmatch No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
BILL Lentz pinned Kodoshin with the Windmill Duster in 0:01:31.
Rating: **

Table Death No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Josh Liller defeated The 18-49 Male Demographic by putting him through a table
in 0:16:48.
Rating: ***

Shopping Cart No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Justin Lance defeated The Masked Truck Stop Guy in 0:26:51.
Rating: **

Submission Match:
The Phantom defeated Lee Brice when Lee Brice passed out in the X-File in
          0:11:28.
Rating: **** 1/4

Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
The Yu Dragon Rangers (John LaRue and Kodoshin) beat
Team TNM 2000 (Oliver Copp and Josh Liller) 2 falls to 1:
        x ZRV beat Copp after the Koenma_Zord in 0:05:02
        x Liller beat Kod via a single-leg takedown into a leglock in 0:08:22
        x Kod beat Liller via the Moon Princess Halation in 0:08:37
Rating: ****

Iron Man Match:
Lee Simpson beat The Masked Truck Stop Guy 8 falls to 2:
        x Truck Stop Guy beat Y2Simps via a flying forearm in 0:05:21
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via the The Simmo Stunner in 0:08:57
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via the The Simmo Stunner in 0:10:30
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via disqualification in 0:12:13
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via a dragon suplex in 0:13:03
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via a dragon suplex in 0:14:44
        x Truck Stop Guy beat Y2Simps via the Full Armdrag and Twist in
          0:17:30
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via the The Simmo Stunner in 0:19:20
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via the The Simmo Stunner in 0:20:36
        x Y2Simps beat Truck Stop Guy via the The Simmo Stunner in 0:22:33
        x time limit expired (Truck Stop Guy and Y2Simps) in 0:30:00
Rating: *** 1/2

Mexican Death No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Robert Goodwin beat Carlzilla 2 falls to 1:
        x Carlzilla beat Pulsar via the Keylock in 0:34:21
        x Pulsar beat Carlzilla via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 0:46:00
        x Pulsar beat Carlzilla via the Lion Tigers and Bears Bomb in 0:54:07
Rating: **** 3/4

No-Time-Limit-Death Match:
Justin Lance beat The Phantom 3 falls to 1:
        x The Phantom beat Lance via disqualification in 0:10:18
        x Lance beat The Phantom via the Blue Shift in 0:10:48
        x Lance beat The Phantom via the Blue Shift in 0:15:57
        x Lance beat The Phantom via a foreign object in 0:19:37
Rating: **** 1/4
[Lee Brice interfered against The Phantom.]
The Phantom runs into the ropes.
** Lee Brice trips The Phantom.
Raymond Wong disqualifies Justin Lance.
The Phantom is being booed out of the building.

The winner is The Phantom. Time of match: 0:10:18

[ portion of match removed ]
The Phantom covers Justin Lance.
Raymond Wong counts: One, two, shoulder up.
** Lee Brice throws Justin Lance a road sign.
Justin Lance hits The Phantom with it and goes for the pin.
Raymond Wong threatens Justin Lance with disqualification.
Justin Lance hits The Phantom with a snap suplex.
Justin Lance locks The Phantom in a chinlock deathlock submission.
The Phantom is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Phantom gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Raymond Wong removes the chair from the ring.
Justin Lance gives the sign for the Blue Shift.
Justin Lance executes the Blue Shift on The Phantom.
The crowd is giving Justin Lance a standing ovation.
Justin Lance goes for the pin.
Raymond Wong counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Justin Lance leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
[ portion of match removed ]
Raymond Wong throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring.
The Phantom executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Justin Lance.
The Phantom covers Justin Lance.
Raymond Wong counts: One, two, kickout.
Raymond Wong removes the chair from the ring.
** Lee Brice throws Justin Lance a frying pan.
Justin Lance hits The Phantom with it and goes for the pin.
Raymond Wong counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Justin Lance. Time of match: 0:19:37
Jeff Nowacki defeated Rick Garrard when Rick Garrard passed out in the
Sharpshooter in 0:07:09.
Rating: **** 1/4

Justin Lance pinned Chase Ironside with the Blue Shift in 0:04:37.
Rating: *** 1/4

No-Time-Limit-Ladder Match:
Jeff Nowacki defeated C.P. Duck in 0:03:32.
Rating: ***

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
C.P. Duck pinned Rick Garrard after a flying huracanrana in 0:02:18.
Rating: *** 1/4


Card rating: *** 1/2

1. Jeff Nowacki                         15:   3:   0:   9
2. Kodoshin                             13:   4:   0:   0
3. C.P. Duck                            14:   6:   0:   1
4. John LaRue                           13:   5:   1:   0
5. Jonny T                              11:   5:   1:   0
6. Justin Lance                         13:   9:   1:   5
7. Oliver Copp                          11:   6:   0:   0
8. Rick Garrard                         12:   8:   0:   0
9. Josh Engleman                        11:   6:   0:   4
10. Josh Liller                          10:   8:   1:   3
11. The Phantom                          11:  10:   0:   0
12. Lee Brice                            10:   8:   0:   0
13. Robert Goodwin                        5:   1:   0:   2
14. Lee Simpson                          10:   9:   0:   2
15. Chris Allen                           8:   8:   0:   6
16. Michael Waldrop                       8:   9:   0:   0
17. BILL Lentz                            8:  10:   0:   1
18. Chase Ironside                        8:  10:   0:   0
19. Carlzilla                             8:  11:   0:   0
20. Andrew Perkins                        7:   9:   0:   2
21. The Masked Truck Stop Guy             8:  12:   0:   0
22. The Adder                             6:  10:   0:   1
23. John Proulx                           6:  11:   0:   1
24. Phudjie                               5:  11:   0:   0
25. TecmoNick                             5:  12:   0:   0
26. Gene Bennett                          4:  12:   0:   0
27. Darryl Woodford                       4:  12:   0:   0
28. The Viking                            5:  13:   0:   0
29. Jon Bernstein                         4:  14:   0:   0
30. Rowdy Roadie Rod                      0:   3:   0:   0
31. The 18-49 Male Demographic            0:   2:   0:   0
PulsarPosted on 04/24/04 at 07:09:06

I am a HERO. Do you know what it takes to be in the ring with Carlzilla for nearly 2 hours? That guy sweats like a fat kid, wearing leather, in the middle of the summer, in the desert. I remember at the 45 minute mark of match two, he put me in a DEVASTATING headlock. Not that he was strong, but the odor off his pits was sure devastating to me.

Carlzilla, I tell you what. I said you wouldn't beat the Major League Players, I told you you couldn't beat me one on one, and look what happened. That leaves only Mr. Lance. Lance, you pick the time, you pick the place, any match, you pick everything, and I'LL BE THERE. And Viking, High Five on the win.
Critic_of_the_DawnPosted on 04/24/04 at 07:39:28

Actually, although Ecuador is located on the equator, the weather in most of the country isn't too awfully hot due to the fact that it's located almost entirely in the Andes mountains.  The high altitude keeps things nice and cool.  If you want something extremely hot to make your metaphor actually work properly, I suggest you look into a desert climate.  Jungles generally have a great deal of shade, and the extreme levels of humidity keep them cooler than they otherwise might be given their usual proximity to the equator and low altitude.  Then again, there is something to be said for the effects of humidity on making one sweat...

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
rey619Posted on 04/24/04 at 10:51:36

Actually, Turkey in August is pretty damn hot.. the country..not the bird..

anyway, great to finally win again, even though you had to do all the work Robert. *High five* back.

John ProulxPosted on 04/26/04 at 19:25:47

On 04/24/04 at 06:36:08, TiLoBrown wrote:C.P. Duck hits John LaRue with a kick.
** John Proulx throws John LaRue a fire extinguisher.
John LaRue hits C.P. Duck with it and goes for the pin.
Peter Dadiras counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving John LaRue a standing ovation.

The winners are The Yu Dragon Rangers. Time of match: 0:14:04
Obviously, there must have been a fire in the ring, as otherwise The Gentleman doesn't do such things...