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TNMWA Ranking Matches 04/24/04 Afternoon

TiLoBrownPosted on 04/24/04 at 16:53:18

TNMWA Ranking Matches 04/24/04 Afternoon

Robert Goodwin defeated John Proulx via pinfall in 0:09:40.
Rating: *** 1/2

Justin Lance pinned The Phantom with the Blue Shift in 0:09:24.
Rating: *** 3/4

C.P. Duck pinned Rowdy Roadie Rod after a figure-four leglock in 0:02:01.
Rating: ***

Jeff Nowacki made The Viking submit to the Sharpshooter in 0:03:54.
Rating: ***

Josh Engleman defeated The 18-49 Male Demographic when
The 18-49 Male Demographic passed out in the Mertz Lock in 0:09:59.
Rating: * 3/4

The Masked Truck Stop Guy made BILL Lentz submit to the Full Armdrag and Twist
in 0:16:26.
Rating: **

Darryl Woodford pinned TecmoNick with the Santo Death Driver in 0:12:29.
Rating: ** 3/4

Michael Waldrop pinned Andrew Perkins with the Pimp Slap in 0:10:41.
Rating: **** 1/4

Critic of the Dawn pinned Phudjie with the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom in
          0:05:47.
Rating: -****

Rick Garrard pinned The Adder with the Spine Adjuster in 0:07:59.
Rating: *** 3/4

Chris Allen made Lee Simpson submit to an Indian deathlock in 0:00:48.
Rating: *
They lock up.
Chris Allen takes Lee Simpson down with the Sammartino slingshot.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Chris Allen locks Lee Simpson in a half Boston.
Lee Simpson is struggling to reach the ropes.
Lee Simpson is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Lee Simpson makes it to the ropes after 8 seconds.
Chris Allen catches Lee Simpson in an Indian deathlock.
Lee Simpson summons one last burst of energy.
Lee Simpson submits after 15 seconds.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Chris Allen. Time of match: 0:00:48
Jonny T defeated Gene Bennett by disqualification in 0:07:22.
Rating: *** 1/4
Gene Bennett hits a vertical suplex on Jonny T.
Gene Bennett nails Jonny T with a forearm smash.
Gene Bennett uses a chop on Jonny T.
Gene Bennett goes for a savate kick, but Jonny T ducks out of the way.
Jonny T nails Gene Bennett with a brain buster.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jonny T.
Jonny T hits a German suplex on Gene Bennett.
Chris Henderson counts: One, two, kickout.
Jonny T goes for a tiger suplex, but Gene Bennett blocks it.
Gene Bennett uses a powerslam on Jonny T.
Chris Henderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Gene Bennett whips Chris Henderson into the ropes.
Gene Bennett hits Chris Henderson with an armbar takedown.
Chris Henderson is out cold.
Gene Bennett nails Jonny T with a low blow.
Gene Bennett nails Jonny T with the Stinger Splash.
Gene Bennett uses a bodyslam on Jonny T.
Chris Henderson is back on the job.
Chris Henderson disqualifies Gene Bennett.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is Jonny T. Time of match: 0:07:22
Lee Brice made Chase Ironside submit to the Cobra Clutch in 0:01:12.
Rating: **

Jon Bernstein defeated Josh Liller when Josh Liller passed out in the Conduit
in 0:10:16.
Rating: **** 1/4

Carlzilla made Oliver Copp submit to a kneebar in 0:12:30.
Oliver Copp injured his left knee. He will be out for approximately 2 cards.
Rating: **** 1/4
Oliver Copp goes for a DDT, but Carlzilla counters it with a kneebar.
Oliver Copp is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Oliver Copp is writhing in pain.
Oliver Copp submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Carlzilla. Time of match: 0:12:30
John LaRue pinned Kodoshin with the Turbo Shift in 0:07:46.
Rating: **** 1/4


Card rating: ** 3/4

rey619Posted on 04/24/04 at 17:30:53

Carlzilla! You injured Oliver! Man, if this is going to postpone the release of TNM SE Second Build  >:(
CarlzillaPosted on 04/24/04 at 17:33:30

Nah, he'll have more time to sit around and work on it. Maybe if I break the other leg...
PulsarPosted on 04/24/04 at 18:20:12

Doesn't that mean Oliver has two injuries at once right now? Oliver, I would suggest leaving the ring for a little, that looked like a compound fracture to me
Critic_of_the_DawnPosted on 04/24/04 at 19:42:14

YEs!  And my debut match results in a glorious victory over the much feared Phudjie!  Well... moderately feared.  

Sort of.

...

Okay, so it was basically a jobber squash.  But the important part is that I won!  

Fear the Super Ninja Headbutt of Doom and my arsenal of other wimpy moves and restholds!  For I will defeat you all, but in doing so carry you to the best matches of your career, and in doing so, become a true legend in the sport!  A wise man once said "I am the ruler of the squirrels!" and another once spoke of the power of his almighty Destrucity.  By channeling  the wisdom and skill of these excellent workers, I truly will become the ruler of the squirrels.  Assuming the squirrels are the other TNMWA wrestlers, of course.  Because otherwise that'd just be weird.

But I cannot do it alone.  My quest will begin with the Tag Team Titles.  And, to the best of my knowledge, 1 man generally doesn't qualify as a tag team... although I suppose they might if they had multiple personalities.  But since I don't, I... er... don't.  So I'll need a partner, or more accurately, I'll need a lackey.  Together myself and my mook will form the almighty Team Workrate, and nobody can stop us.  Us is defined here as me as well as my mook, who has no say in the direction of our team and will serve mainly to absorb punishment until I get the hot tag and pick up the win, thus stealing all of the glory for myself as is only right and proper.

I suppose it would make more sense to say that in the Tag Team thread, but your foolish conventions of sensibility have no effect on me!

...

Oh, and read NDW!

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Oliver CoppPosted on 04/25/04 at 18:25:49

On 04/24/04 at 18:20:12, Pulsar wrote:Doesn't that mean Oliver has two injuries at once right now? Oliver, I would suggest leaving the ring for a little, that looked like a compound fracture to me
How life imitates art... I was involved in two wrestling shows over the weekend and tore a tendon in my ankle IRL :/
TiLoBrownPosted on 04/25/04 at 19:40:22

I'm trying not to laugh since that sucks...but thats also pretty damn funny at the same time... (TNMWA funny, real life sucks). Hope you heal fast.
Oliver CoppPosted on 04/26/04 at 08:59:39

No prob... decided to tough it out because getting an operation would mean I'd have to cancel my trip to Thailand in three weeks. No chance in hell that's gonna happen ;)