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TNMWA Challenge Matches 04/21/04

TiLoBrownPosted on 04/22/04 at 16:39:05

TNMWA Challenge Match 04/21/04

Justin Lance pinned The Viking with the Blue Shift in 0:09:58.
Rating: ** 3/4

No-Countout-No-DQ-Submission Match:
Lee Brice made The Phantom submit to the Cobra Clutch in 0:08:29.
Rating: *** 1/2

Carlzilla defeated Chase Ironside when Chase Ironside passed out in the Keylock
in 0:10:58.
Rating: *** 1/2

The Ethnic Express (Jeff Nowacki and The Masked Truck Stop Guy) and C.P. Duck
defeated BILL Lentz, Phudjie and Michael Waldrop when Duck pinned Waldrop
with the Titty Twister in 0:09:30.
Rating: *** 1/2

Barbed Wire Lightbulbs Death No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Carlzilla defeated Justin Lance when Justin Lance passed out in the Keylock in
          0:05:11.
Rating: ****

John LaRue pinned Oliver Copp after a double arm DDT in 0:06:38.
Rating: ****

[Old School Rules Match]:
Michael Waldrop pinned Rick Garrard with the Pimp Slap in 0:06:52.
Rating: ****

3-Man Battle Royal:
BILL Lentz won a 3-man Battle Royal:
        x BILL defeated Truck Stop Guy after the Windmill Duster in 0:07:39
        x BILL defeated Duck after a power bomb in 0:08:01
Rating: ****
[Michael Waldrop interfered against C.P. Duck.]

Singapore Cane No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Lee Simpson pinned Josh Liller after a flying senton in 0:13:27.
Rating: **** 1/4

TecmoNick pinned The Viking after a short lariat in 0:10:54.
Rating: *** 1/4

No-Countout-Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:
Jonny T beat Justin Lance 2 falls to 1:
        x Jon T. beat Lance via the Annex Blaster 2k3 in 0:07:32
        x Lance beat Jon T. via a sunset flip in 0:10:32
        x Jon T. beat Lance via the Annex Blaster 2k3 in 0:13:44
Rating: ****

Iron Man Match:
The Phantom beat Jon Bernstein 6 falls to 5:
        x The Phantom beat JXF via a jack-knife power bomb in 0:06:52
        x The Phantom beat JXF via a figure-four leglock in 0:19:05
        x The Phantom beat JXF via the X-File in 0:22:13
        x JXF beat The Phantom via a dragon sleeper in 0:25:53
        x JXF beat The Phantom via a running powerslam in 0:33:25
        x JXF beat The Phantom via the Conduit in 0:37:12
        x JXF beat The Phantom via the Conduit in 0:40:38
        x The Phantom beat JXF via the X-File in 0:43:31
        x The Phantom beat JXF via the X-File in 0:46:56
        x The Phantom beat JXF via a dragon suplex in 0:47:49
        x JXF beat The Phantom via a cobra clutch in 0:55:14
        x time limit expired (The Phantom and JXF) in 1:00:00
Rating: *** 3/4
(Closest IM match I've seen in some time...after the match JXF pulled a Molly Holly and ran out of the ring to keep his hair...I guess if Phantom wants it he better catch him)

Creative Inspiration On A Pole No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Masked Truck Stop Guy made BILL Lentz submit to the Full Armdrag and Twist
in 0:07:11.
Rating: ***

I-Quit Cage Match:
Robert Goodwin made Justin Lance submit to a Boston crab in 0:27:03.
Rating: ***

Submission Match:
John Proulx made Jon Bernstein submit to the Gentleman's Agreement in 0:11:00.
Rating: ****

Turkey On A Pole No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Rick Garrard pinned C.P. Duck with the Spine Adjuster in 0:05:06.
Rating: ****

Triangle Match:
The Masked Truck Stop Guy defeated Lee Simpson and The Phantom:
        x Truck Stop Guy beat The Phantom via a cross-body block in 0:16:30
        x Truck Stop Guy beat Y2Simps via the Full Armdrag and Twist in
          0:25:53
Rating: **** 1/4

[Battle Of The Mods]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-Match:
John LaRue pinned Josh Liller with the Turbo Shift in 0:07:33.
Rating: *** 1/2
(Hey, I have a bit of an ego so I had to put myself in the main event  8))

Card rating: *** 3/4
rey619Posted on 04/22/04 at 18:08:36

On 04/22/04 at 16:39:05, TiLoBrown wrote:TNMWA Challenge Match 04/21/04

Justin Lance pinned The Viking with the Blue Shift in 0:09:58.
Rating: ** 3/4

Aargh! Just wait until I and Robert Goodwin get you and Carlzilla in the ring! The Major League Players will prevail in a bloody sacrifice! By Odin!

I also lost against TecmoNick?? Man, I don't know if I even want to see an updated rankin.. I must surely be at the bottom..
TecmoNickPosted on 04/22/04 at 18:43:09

On 04/22/04 at 18:08:36, rey619 wrote:
I also lost against TecmoNick??
Watch it  ;)

TecmoNick is climbing the ranks now boys!
The PhantomPosted on 04/22/04 at 18:46:16

Phantom: I don't care if I lost my other two matches, I get to keep my finisher. Bernstein, you put up a pretty good fight but I come though in the clutch. I still haven't heard anything from you about forming a tag team. We could win those tag titles without trying too hard.

And you still own me your hair. So I'm throwing down the gauntlet, either form a tag team with me or I'm coming after that hair. Born in sin, come on in. Born in lust, return to dust.
CarlzillaPosted on 04/22/04 at 18:58:05

Viking watch your frosty tounge! Me and Justin will have no problem taking on the Major League Players.

Lance, you put up a good match in the deathmatch. I'm looking foward to working with you.
The PhantomPosted on 04/22/04 at 20:22:30

Phantom:  :'( over spilled milk!!! I don't want to team with a man who can't accept defeat. I beat you three times with the X-File which is a submission. So go cry me a river.
PulsarPosted on 04/22/04 at 21:40:08

Oh Carlzilla and Capt. NSync, I do believe that I took Lance to the match there. How'd that little case of the (Boston) Crabs I gave you feel? Huh? How you feel now Big Man? I'm Undefeated baby, and The Viking and I are gonna show up and do what we do best, Kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
LillaThrillaPosted on 04/22/04 at 21:48:06

Curses on you, TiLo - you have beaten me AND my tag partner (Oliver) in the same night!!!

Ergo, Team TNM 2000 challenges you and a partner of your choice to a 2/3 falls tag match!
xsouporheroxPosted on 04/22/04 at 21:48:44

On 04/22/04 at 21:40:08, Pulsar wrote:Oh Carlzilla and Capt. NSync, I do believe that I took Lance to the match there. How'd that little case of the (Boston) Crabs I gave you feel? Huh? How you feel now Big Man? I'm Undefeated baby, and The Viking and I are gonna show up and do what we do best, Kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
::Hands you a pack::

Here, I think you dropped this.
Oliver CoppPosted on 04/22/04 at 22:52:16

On 04/22/04 at 21:48:06, LillaThrilla wrote:Curses on you, TiLo - you have beaten me AND my tag partner (Oliver) in the same night!!!

Ergo, Team TNM 2000 challenges you and a partner of your choice to a 2/3 falls tag match!
Right... I do have an excuse in the form of a torn calf muscle! He would have NEVER beat me if I had been healthy  >:(
plonoPosted on 04/22/04 at 23:03:42

Carlzilla still couldn't make Chase Ironside tap out, that must really bruise your ego . . .
Y2SimpsPosted on 04/22/04 at 23:12:34

Who is that Masked Man that likes to hang around Truck Stops?

You got me in the Triple Threat, I hold my hands up to that one.  How about we go one last time?  Just me and you in a 30 minute Iron Man Match?

Let's make things interesting.  If you wanna put some stips then that's fine with me.  How about if I win you have to finally use some under arm deo cause man you stink up the ring every night.

Meanwhile the call has gone out for a tag team to be formed featuring England's finest export.  So if anyone is willing to walk into tag team greatness then time is running out?
rgarrardPosted on 04/23/04 at 01:47:43

/me takes the turkey from the match with CP Duck and carves it up to make a dry white turkey sandwich named "Liz Too".  ;)


How could I not say that?

And Carp... seeing how I beat you at your own match... let's have a rematch with one of mine...

An anything goes, no dq, no countout, falls count anywhere except in the ring match!

And to the average talent that beat me in the old school match.... good job.  You won't be able to beat me twice in THAT match.  ;)
CPDuckPosted on 04/23/04 at 02:17:32

On 04/23/04 at 01:47:43, rgarrard wrote:/me takes the turkey from the match with CP Duck and carves it up to make a dry white turkey sandwich named "Liz Too". ;)


How could I not say that?

And Carp... seeing how I beat you at your own match... let's have a rematch with one of mine...

An anything goes, no dq, no countout, falls count anywhere except in the ring match!
Sure.


And since Waldrop was all bitter and whiny about me pinning him in the 6-man that he cost me the 3-man Battle Royal, I challenge him to a FCA Match.

And since JL didn't put it on the card, move mine and Jeff's Poo on a Pole Match to whenever the next challenge card is.
CarlzillaPosted on 04/23/04 at 06:03:12

On 04/22/04 at 23:03:42, plono wrote:Carlzilla still couldn't make Chase Ironside tap out, that must really bruise your ego . . .
A win is a win Ironside. I've got a pair of them over you now, so I'd watch your mouth.
DarkAndEvilBastardPosted on 04/23/04 at 16:57:54

Creative Inspiration On A Pole No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
The Masked Truck Stop Guy made BILL Lentz submit to the Full Armdrag and Twist
in 0:07:11.
Rating: ***

How about that!  Here I am, getting creative inspiration just as I'm about to start to work on a book!