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Brokeback Mountain

JakePosted on 03/16/07 at 16:13:31

Was I the only thinking of this when AJ was standing in the ring, shirtless and with those tight jeans on last night?

I imagine that AJ, he's a cuddler. He'll just, you know, hold on to you. Make you feel like your the greatest in the world. Like you're the only thing that matters.

I want something like that. :(
Munshun For PresidentPosted on 03/16/07 at 16:14:47

I shore wish I knew how to quit yew.

*sniffles*  :-
pszPosted on 03/16/07 at 19:09:38

I... Am very glad that I've not seen that movie... Now more than ever.
JakePosted on 03/16/07 at 22:58:27

On 03/16/07 at 19:09:38, psz wrote:I... Am very glad that I've not seen that movie... Now more than ever.
You can come over to my house, and we'll watch it together, holding hands.

You can put your head on my shoulder when you cry, and I'll be with you the whole time.

You and I will become so close, you'll not be able to remove my tongue from your rectum with the jaws of life.

Just let it happen. I'm here for you.
pszPosted on 03/17/07 at 03:44:20

And just to prove I'm an old-school wrestling fan:

I read that entire post in the stlye of Lanny Poffo.
Munshun For PresidentPosted on 03/17/07 at 06:55:48

Shhhhhhhhhhh...

No words..... no words...
Rick GarrardPosted on 03/17/07 at 14:11:13

Speaking of Lanny Poffo, WWE.com has now hired Poffo as the official poet laureate of WWE.com.  He has a poem about the battle of the billionaires up currently as his first poem in this new endeavor.  If they got Poffo back, how long before Macho Man comes back to WWE too?
pszPosted on 03/17/07 at 14:54:20

Oh Jesus... I KNEW I should have never mentioned Poffo...


Er... Now, is he gonna be delivering the poems in a graduation gown, or on a frisbee?
UnrightPosted on 03/18/07 at 01:11:48

John Cena's "rapper" gimmick is just a re-hash of Lanny Poffo's "Genius" gimmick.
ZedjaPosted on 03/18/07 at 18:17:50

On 03/17/07 at 14:54:20, psz wrote:Oh Jesus... I KNEW I should have never mentioned Poffo...


Er... Now, is he gonna be delivering the poems in a graduation gown, or on a frisbee?
Graduation Gown. I just read the poem about the Billionaires match.