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JakePosted on 01/12/07 at 16:24:23

Team 3D:
Your gimmick's been stale for years now. It's time for something new. Though, I assume that's why you were called the "DUD"ley Boys for all those years.

TNA Booking:

I'd love to see a match inside that "Restriction" cage.

Gail Kim:

They're called clothes. Wear them, please.

Chris Sabin:

Yawning at the prospect of your own match? Me, too.

DirecTV:

How could Doc Brown possibly know about HDTV in 1955?

Rhino:

Is running down the ramp the only exercise you've gotten lately?

Rhino 2:

Ouch! That spinebuster spot would have ruled had Styles known how to sell it properly.

Petey Williams:

I love you.

Paparazzi Champ Series:

Please don't stop. I really enjoy your segments.

Christian Cage:

Why does your video feature a countdown again?

Jim Cornette:

Cage's Cage? ;D

Lost Planet - Extreme Condition:

I wish I had a 360 to play you. :(

TNA Booking:

You nearly me had me there. I was starting think this would be a face turn for Abyss, but you swerved me. Good job.

Anubis:

This Sunday: Me & You. I may not pin you. I may not make you tap out. I may not even show up, but you'd better be ready! And you'd better be there!
AnubisPosted on 01/12/07 at 23:07:58

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:Team 3D:
Your gimmick's been stale for years now. It's time for something new. Though, I assume that's why you were called the "DUD"ley Boys for all those years.
Huh? They're still pretty damn cool as far as I can see. The fans seem to agree with me based on their reactions.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
TNA Booking:

I'd love to see a match inside that "Restriction" cage.
::)

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Gail Kim:

They're called clothes. Wear them, please.
I happen to like how she dresses. She's a butterface more often than not, but her body is pretty hot. She can kick ass and look good doing it. Better than the crap that WWE puts on . . . The men in TNA actually sell for Gail Kim, which is cool.

Still, I would love to see So Cal Val get more time on the television. I can never tire of looking at her. Make her an old school valet or something, make a point for the eye candy, and enough of the tease shots.

. . . Sorry, can't control myself when it comes to redheads like that . . .

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Chris Sabin:

Yawning at the prospect of your own match? Me, too.
Ah, we are once again in agreement.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
DirecTV:

How could Doc Brown possibly know about HDTV in 1955?
???

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Rhino:

Is running down the ramp the only exercise you've gotten lately?
???

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Rhino 2:

Ouch! That spinebuster spot would have ruled had Styles known how to sell it properly.
It did rule, and AJ Styles did sell it properly. Were you even watching? That was the coolest point of the entire night, and the first time I've ever seen fit to compliment Rhino. That was the first good Spinebuster I've seen since Arn Anderson.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Petey Williams:

I love you.
We are again in agreement.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Paparazzi Champ Series:

Please don't stop. I really enjoy your segments.
More agreement. Kevin Nash hasn't been this entertaining since the nWo, and he has fantastic chemistry on-screen with Alex Shelley and Austin Starr, and even with Senshi. These three are the ones I most look forward to when I watch Impact.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Christian Cage:

Why does your video feature a countdown again?
The better question is, does anyone care? He has cool music and . . . Nope, that's about it. Stale in the ring, lame on the mic, and Tomko. Ewww.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Jim Cornette:

Cage's Cage? ;D
My wife thought that was funny, too.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Lost Planet - Extreme Condition:

I wish I had a 360 to play you. :(
???

Sorry, I fast forward through commercials.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
TNA Booking:

You nearly me had me there. I was starting think this would be a face turn for Abyss, but you swerved me. Good job.
It'll happen, probably at the PPV. The way they've booked it, Abyss has to eventually turn on James Mitchell. Still, I'd rather Abyss be out of the main event either way. We need more deserving Champions like Sting or Kurt Angle or Samoa Joe. Even Christopher Daniels or AJ Styles or Austin Starr.

On 01/12/07 at 16:24:23, Jake wrote:
Anubis:

This Sunday: Me & You. I may not pin you. I may not make you tap out. I may not even show up, but you'd better be ready! And you'd better be there!
LOLerskates! ;D

Too bad this isn't an e-fed, we could roleplay it out! Hahaha! Too bad the only e-fed I know of is run by people who hate me because they didn't like my roleplay judging in my own e-fed . . . They had different opinions as to what constituted "good" and pretty much made the whole thing go under with subterfuge . . .

I . . . almost got into character there. I was gonna cut a heel promo on you for a second, heh. My bad, carry on.
pszPosted on 01/13/07 at 00:50:18

Lost Planet - Extreme Condition:
I wish I had a 360 to play you. :(
Lost Planet is fun (BASED ON THE SOLO AND MULTIPLAYER DEMOS!!! Haven't tried the full version ;->), but I still prefer my Halo 2 and Gears of War
_



Oh, and I gotta go with Anubis via Submission around the 9.5 minute mark. 4*'s. 3rd match (on a 6 match card)
Rick GarrardPosted on 01/13/07 at 01:26:31

I venture the match to go less than 3 minutes and thusly not live up to the hype when then entire registered user base of message board does a Sandman like run-in complete with each person bringing a different weapon and taking turns beating the holy hell out of the both of them.  Turning the feud into a two vs all handicapped match.  ;)

Of course this will all be ruined when both Jake and Anubis show up on Monday night not selling ANY of the weapon shots taken on Sunday and spouting off about how they could beat the entire message board with one arm tied behind their backs while wearing a blindfold and standing on one leg while on a scaffold 10 feet about the ring.  ;)
AllPowerfulGARTHPosted on 01/13/07 at 02:00:45

On 01/13/07 at 01:26:31, Rick Garrard wrote:I venture the match to go less than 3 minutes and thusly not live up to the hype when then entire registered user base of message board does a Sandman like run-in complete with each person bringing a different weapon and taking turns beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Turning the feud into a two vs all handicapped match. ;)

Of course this will all be ruined when both Jake and Anubis show up on Monday night not selling ANY of the weapon shots taken on Sunday and spouting off about how they could beat the entire message board with one arm tied behind their backs while wearing a blindfold and standing on one leg while on a scaffold 10 feet about the ring. ;)
Needs more Kane.
Rick GarrardPosted on 01/13/07 at 02:34:15

El Dandy told me otherwise.

Who are YOU to doubt El Dandy?

:)
AnubisPosted on 01/13/07 at 06:31:03

Nah, if you did that, it would be like the Tower of Doom thin with Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage, and we'd go through the entire roster while making ourselves look good before going on to feud with each other in peace. :P