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AnubisPosted on 08/07/04 at 05:55:13

Okay, when you think of unrealistic moves that wouldn't hurt, several big ones come to mind.  The Worm, the People's Elbow . . . Yeah, I would never be willing to sell one of those moves, they're PATHETIC.

One new move, however, tops them both.  One move is dumber and more unrealistic than all others.

Now when I talk about these unrealistic moves, I speak in terms of "finisher-level" power.  The People's Elbow and the Worm would be fine "show-off" moves or transitional moves.  (More likely "show-off" moves, of course.)

With that, I can safely say the Pounce (Monty Brown) is the most retarded and unrealistic move EVER.  It's a fucking (pardon my French) SHOULDERBLOCK.  Okay, it's a running jumping shoulderblock, but still . . . He basically just runs into the guy!  How can that be considered a finisher?!  I would walk out if I was told to lay down to that stupid move.
CarlzillaPosted on 08/07/04 at 06:07:59

On 08/07/04 at 05:55:13, Anubis wrote:I would walk out if I was told to lay down to that stupid move.
This is why you are not a professional wrestler.

Granted it may be a weak move...but if you sell it right, and the guys character is big enough, it becomes plausable.

Walking out would be a very unprofessional thing to do, and would certainly hurt you more than it would help you in the wrestling business.
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/07/04 at 06:16:09

Because Monty is one of the most charismatic and over guys in TNA, that's why.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/08/04 at 05:18:25

You know why the People's Elbow, Pounce, Worm, etc. are used as finishers?  Because they're over, that's why.  Hulk Hogan's finisher is a fucking legdrop, but I'll be damned if it wasn't/isn't extremely over.  Who cares if it's unrealistic if the crowd explodes?  I'd much rather sell the Worm and lose than a Tiger Driver '91 and lose.  Hell, prolong the career some.
Rick GarrardPosted on 08/08/04 at 06:40:50

Ya know I think we may have hit upon something here.  The more unrealistic a finisher is, the more over it seems to be and the more career prolonging it probably is to take said unrealistic move.

americamamushiPosted on 08/08/04 at 09:08:46

Hmmmm... more unrealistic=more over...

I guess that explains WCW's finger poke of death with Hogan & Nash and why that was so, totally & completely over...

... oh wait... that wasn't over... that was stupid, my mistake... oh well, back to the drawing board. ;)
Snabbit888Posted on 08/08/04 at 10:29:39

That's because they only Finger Poke O' Doom'ed once... they would have done it consistently, and hey, a new finisher is born. :)
AnubisPosted on 08/08/04 at 20:42:25

Do any of you believe that garbage, or are you just being sarcastic?

I would much rather lose to the Tiger Driver than any weak move.

AT LEAST with Hogan's Big Leg Drop, his leg was a HUGE part of his body right on the throat.  Not strong, but certainly not "pathetic" like the Worm and the People's Elbow.

Those unrealistic moves are ruining professional wrestling.  Making it a circus act.  I know that's what it started as, but what made wrestling more popular was making it look more realistic.
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/08/04 at 22:15:45

No, what made wrestling big was good characters. Most wrestling fans don't care about wrestling moves. Rock was over. Hogan was over. Monty Brown is over in TNA.  

Emotional support means a hundred times more than needless head drops and high spots.
CarlzillaPosted on 08/08/04 at 22:20:37

Anubis, the way you state things, makes you come off as a douche bag. I'm not sure that you care, but I figured I would let you know. I don't understand your logic about the Tiger Driver, I guess some people have the concept behind self preservation firmly ingrained to insure survival, and other are just begging to be removed from the gene pool early. The plausability of Hogan's leg drop had nothing to do with the size of his leg, instead with the fact that his opponents didn't have your opinions of wrestling, so they sold the move  to the best of their ability, it also was over with the fan because Hulk Hogan oozes charisma, or at least he did.

As far as the shoulderblock, Craig Pittman used it as a finisher. Why don't you go pick on him? The Patriot used a top rope version of the same move, Also Hacksaw Jim Dugan used a clothesline, I think he is ripe for some slandering.

Bottom line, just be into wrestling, stop making ignorant statements, and get all up off the wrestlers nuts.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/08/04 at 22:38:09

Wrestling isn't about realism, Anubis.  If you want realism, one punch should knock half the wrestlers out.  If you want realism, William Regal should be breaking Rob Van Dam in half.  If you want realism, go watch a shoot fight.

Wrestling is about making money, plain and simple.  Putting asses in the seats.  That's it.  Like it or not, that's what it is.  Don't get me wrong, I love a good hard-hitting competitive match.  I love that, but I also don't need to see every wrestler almost break his neck every match so you anti-WWE fans can blow your loads.  Like him or not, Hulk Hogan is a smart man.

I don't remember the exact context, but I remember reading a quote from Lance Storm where he said the less bumps he had to take, the better.  And Storm is a very "realistic" wrestler.  You can have your own opinions, anubis, and you're entitled to them.  But don't fucking tell me that my opinions are garbage because they don't match up with yours, you elitist douchebag.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/08/04 at 22:43:43

And I apologize about the douchebag part.  I got worked up.  Elitist, yes.  Douchebag, no.
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/09/04 at 01:16:19

Storm also called Rock one of the best workers he's ever been in a match with because the Rock has perfect timing and oozes charisma.
H8-SuperstarPosted on 08/09/04 at 07:12:00

Pogo the Clown (of XPW) did have this one move. He puts his opponent in a fireman's carry then he does a sitdown with his opponent still in the carry position like it suppose to break in half.
americamamushiPosted on 08/09/04 at 08:15:32

Doesn't Abyss do that in NWA?  I'm pretty sure I remember seeing him do that
AnubisPosted on 08/09/04 at 21:43:07

Elitist?  Not at all.  I'm not calling necessarily for dangerous big spots all the way through a match.  I simply think that a finish should be big, not pathetic.  The Rock, for your information, has a perfectly good finishing move that isn't the People's Elbow: THE ROCK BOTTOM.  To me, that and his timing make him good in the ring.  I think the People's Elbow LOOKS cool, but I wanna puke anytime he pins someone with it.

As for the clothesline finisher, I have plenty of gripes about that, especially concerning JBL and the ol' Clothesline from Hell.  That's another one of the worst moves.  I generally complain only about the dumbest current moves.

Not all realistic moves are dangerous.  Ya' know, I come discussing things like an adult, and you reply with a bunch of absolute fucking crap insulting me?  Oh how mature.  You guys think WWE is the be-all end-all of professional wrestling, and it makes me sick to my stomach.  Their angles usually (not always) suck.

You wanna see an example of what I'M talking about when I say a realistic and good finishing move?  I got one name for you.  RIC FLAIR.  The Figure-Four is easy to do and safe, yet if you've ever been in it, you know damn well it can hurt.  THAT is what I'm talking about.  Ric Flair is better than all your Hogans and Rocks and Austins could ever be.  Even Rob Van Dam can't compete with that master of the game.

Another good example?  I dare to say it.  Triple H.  Nothing like smashing your face to finish you off.  Safe and effective.

How about Rob Van Dam's Five Star Frog Splash?  It's always nice having a 230-pounder flop on you from 10 feet up.  Realistic and safe.  This one goes to Eddie Guerrero as well, of course.

Other good examples are Dean Malenko (Texas Cloverleaf), Bret Hart (Sharpshooter), Shawn Michaels (Sweet Chin Music), Kevin Nash (Jackknife Powerbomb), and even the Big Show (Choke Slam).  All are perfectly realistic moves.  So why do the "really charismatic" wrestlers fool around with weak moves?  It makes their opponent look bad, hands-down.  These guys could make the "Power of the Punch" look phenominal (of course, and Regal is a great wrestler as well), but they could get a ROCK BOTTOM to look just as phenominal.  Their charisma does the talking, so why can't they do their opponents a favor and put them over properly?  ANYONE losing to the Worm is not getting put over properly.  Sorry, but those moves are simply too ridiculous.

Monty Brown is capable of so much more.  Hell, let him steal the Jackhammer, it's not like Goldberg is on television anymore.  A good move is a good move.

The perfect example of someone using a transitional pop move properly is, gasp, GOLDBERG.  Most of the time, he hit the spear, getting the huge pop, and then followed that with the Jackhammer, which was the realistic ending.  (Honestly, a spear like he does it would be good enough, which I'm sure anyone who's ever been tackled by a linebacker can tell you.)

So don't be calling me names and elitist and crap.  I tried discussing things as an adult and got attacked.  I don't appreciate that one bit.  You can disagree with and attack my views all you want, but you make this personal, you are not gonna fucking like it.
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/09/04 at 21:49:48

I don't think WWE is the end-all and be-all of wrestling. Heck, we're talking about Monty Brown here and he works for the WWE.

WWE does have the second best writing team in America right now though.

Face facts though, no one has EVER come out looking less after facing the Rock. Just by being in the ring with the Rock it has helped people's careers.

As for the frog splash, honestly I don't buy it as a finish. But I will for Eddie and Robbie V just because I know I'm supposed to. There are very very very few top rope moves that I'd consider to be 'realistic' finishes.

Pedigree, yeah, now that's a realistic finish. But guess what? People pop just as much for it as they do for the Rock Bottom.

And honestly, how the fans see the move is more important than how you, as one person, see it.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/09/04 at 22:30:47

You got attacked? You yell at anyone who doesn't think RVD's trampoline act isn't the best thing going today. You say that all WWE angles suck like it's a fact. It's called an opinion. I'd rather watch a "sucky" WWE angle than watch most puro stuff. It's not worse; it's just different.

Yes, the Rock Bottom is a good finisher. But more often than not, when The Rock has ever pinned anyone with the People's Elbow, it was directly AFTER hitting the Rock Bottom.

And don't threat me with what I'm gonna like or not gonna like. You come in here and stir trouble with everyone for their views, basically call people idiots if they don't think TNA's women are a billion times better than A-Train (which they're not, by the way), and then when the tables get turned on you, you're suddenly offended. You need to pump the brakes and re-evaluate how you talk to people around here. You want your opinions to be respected, try respecting other's opinions.

And yes, I do like WWE, but don't assume that just because I happen to enjoy WWE and think they're the top promotion that I'm some uneducated, uninformed jackass.  I'd like to think I know what I'm talking about, and just because my views aren't what the typical internet "smark" views are, you know, WWE sucks, Triple H is holding everyone down, RVD is God, ROH is so much better, yadda, yadda, yadda, that doesn't mean I'm brainwashed and it doesn't mean what I say is automatically invalid.  Jesus Christ.
cerberosPosted on 08/09/04 at 22:48:18

Lets face it, everyone has their own thoughts.  I used to say how dumb the People's elbow until I watched an X-Division match.  *NOTE THIS IS MY OPINION*  The Rock put more psychology (never thought I would say that) into when/how he does the People's Elbow most of the time then the entire X-Division (what I have seen) put into their entire match.  If you like RVD that is fine, you sure aren't alone, but that doesn't mean everyone has to like him.  I really like Albert quite a bit but I don't expect everyone to.  Stating your opinion is one thing but you and quite a few people have had personal attacks.  It happens when you are passionate about something.  I think everyone needs to understand that we are all passionate about wrestling and respect each other for that.
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/09/04 at 22:55:15

Yeah, if the X-Division got more than 5 minutes per match they could have some killer matches as they have some of the best workers in the world. But TNA won't push them.
91Posted on 08/10/04 at 00:16:28

On 08/09/04 at 22:30:47, Snabbit888 wrote:I'd like to think I know what I'm talking about, and just because my views aren't what the typical internet "smark" views are, you know, WWE sucks, Triple H is holding everyone down, RVD is God, ROH is so much better, yadda, yadda, yadda, that doesn't mean I'm brainwashed and it doesn't mean what I say is automatically invalid. Jesus Christ.
Ironically, that's the sort of train of thought I had, RVD is the greatest, all WWF main eventers suck, ECW roolz and so forth... several years ago. Thankfully I learned to look to a much wider perspective and evolve my train of thought and opinions.
Critic of the DawnPosted on 08/10/04 at 01:54:48

Different promotions offer different things.  If I want excellent production values and well done promos, I'll watch WWE.  If I want fastpaced technical and high flying matches, I'll watch ROH.  If I want something in between, I'll watch TNA.  There are very few promitions in America that don't have anything at all to offer.  True, at times they might not be offering exactly what I'm after, but that doesn't mean they intrinsically suck.  Different people like different things, and thankfully the level of variety in the wrestling world is on the rise.  WWE has some very skilled and highly recognisable wrestlers on their roster.  Ring of Honor has never failed to impress me with their matches and how much they do with such a small budget.  And TNA, if they can get a prime time slot for Impact and switch to a monthly PPV, has a huge amount of potential for growth.

Presently my tastes run towards WWE and ROH, but that doesn't mean I think TNA is terrible.  It just isn't really to my taste at the moment.

Anyway, back to the topic of "unrealistic" wrestling moves.  Whoever mentioned that high flying moves are unrealistic is pretty much exactly right.  In any real fight, anyone who tried something like that would almost certainly lose.  But wrestling isn't reality, and therefore a lack of realism isn't necessarily a bad thing.  Generally, rather than getting annoyed at things like the People's Elbow and the WORM, I just consider them as more or less taunts that follow a move that knocks the wrestler's opponent out just to get the crowd more into the ending.

Just my point of view.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
AnubisPosted on 08/10/04 at 02:37:06

On 08/09/04 at 22:30:47, Snabbit888 wrote:You got attacked? You yell at anyone who doesn't think RVD's trampoline act isn't the best thing going today. You say that all WWE angles suck like it's a fact. It's called an opinion. I'd rather watch a "sucky" WWE angle than watch most puro stuff. It's not worse; it's just different.

Yes, the Rock Bottom is a good finisher. But more often than not, when The Rock has ever pinned anyone with the People's Elbow, it was directly AFTER hitting the Rock Bottom.

And don't threat me with what I'm gonna like or not gonna like. You come in here and stir trouble with everyone for their views, basically call people idiots if they don't think TNA's women are a billion times better than A-Train (which they're not, by the way), and then when the tables get turned on you, you're suddenly offended. You need to pump the brakes and re-evaluate how you talk to people around here. You want your opinions to be respected, try respecting other's opinions.

And yes, I do like WWE, but don't assume that just because I happen to enjoy WWE and think they're the top promotion that I'm some uneducated, uninformed jackass. I'd like to think I know what I'm talking about, and just because my views aren't what the typical internet "smark" views are, you know, WWE sucks, Triple H is holding everyone down, RVD is God, ROH is so much better, yadda, yadda, yadda, that doesn't mean I'm brainwashed and it doesn't mean what I say is automatically invalid. Jesus Christ.
You see, here's the difference: I may have been bashing WWE and saying certain things about specific wrestlers and styles, but I have NOT called any of the posters here any names or put anyone here down.  Their opinions?  A little bit, yeah.  Different styles?  Yep.  WWE?  Damn skippy.  I have not gone to personal attacks, though.

So why do I need to re-evaluate how I talk?  I haven't made any personal attacks, I've kept it mature.

Then you said, and I quote: "But don't fucking tell me that my opinions are garbage because they don't match up with yours, you elitist douchebag."

I think you're the one who needs to re-evaluate how you speak to people.  I didn't call you names.  Bashing opinions is one thing, bashing the person is another.  You're the one who started it, not me.  I brought up points that some would agree with and others would not agree with, and you say that's "stirring up trouble"?  Again, I never threw even one insult toward any poster here; that was you who did that.

So why don't you do some re-evaluating?  I've kept it mature and kept the discussion toward thoughts and stuff, you're the one who made it personal, and I won't tolerate it, PERIOD.
cerberosPosted on 08/10/04 at 04:47:09

When did Pittman use a shoulderblock as his finish?  I remember his code red armbar.  Was it before his WCW stint?

Also I know a few wrestlers have used that torture rack drop "breaking the person" in half.  I even saw a tape recently where Ultimo Dragon used.  

As for wrestling needing to be more realistic it would look more like UFC and I don't see them with a TV deal.  You are suppose to suspend belief when watching wrestling.  If you hate wrestling so much just watch tapes of 'gods' like RVD.
Rick GarrardPosted on 08/10/04 at 07:15:27

Prior to his using the Code Red Armbreaker, Pittman used what was a more of the Bushwhacker battering ram move than a shoulderblock. He'd basically whip his opponent into the ropes and then do a running flying headbutt to the belly of the opponent on the rebound off the ropes. I believe it was called the Battering Ram in WCW for him. And it also is probably what led to his neck problems that caused him to stop using that in favor of the Armbar.

And if anyone wants to see a really unrealistic move, they should check out Ron Garvin's Garvin Stomp.  Still to me WAY more electrifying than the People's Elbow ever will be.
AnubisPosted on 08/10/04 at 09:32:36

It's not about making everything look 100% realistic, my complaint is about them not avoiding things that are "blatantly unrealistic". The Worm is the absolute worst offender, with the Pounce coming in second and the People's Elbow coming in third. That's just current stuff, not "all of wrestling history". A headbutt to the stomach would indeed be worse than most.

I'm not saying it should be UFC (which doesn't have a television deal because a lot of parental control groups are against the violence, not because of an inferior product), but it should at least not be totally and utterly and impossibly unrealistic.

Suspension of disbelief is fine, but suspension of all logical reality is not.

By the way, that move you're talking about where he's in a fireman's carry and drops down to break him, that's the Argentine Backbreaker.

From the BBBOWM:

Back Breaker Drop, Argentine Back Breaker Rack
Used by : Hercules
AKA :
Description : The attacker lifts the victim up so that they are laying across the attacker's shoulders. The attacker hooks the victim's neck and leg and drops to their knees, wrenching the victim's back.
91Posted on 08/10/04 at 14:20:04

What's so unrealistic about the Peoples Elbow? That always follows up a Rock Bottom or a spinebuster, moves that you could realistically believe would lay an opponent out for a good minute or so. By hitting the Elbow, The Rock is simply rubbing salt into the wound as you'd expect his character to do. The actual move might not be expected to cause much damage, but the prior move clearly did, and that's where the realism steps in.

Easy when you think about it.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/10/04 at 17:07:18

On 08/10/04 at 02:37:06, Anubis wrote:

You see, here's the difference: I may have been bashing WWE and saying certain things about specific wrestlers and styles, but I have NOT called any of the posters here any names or put anyone here down. Their opinions? A little bit, yeah. Different styles? Yep. WWE? Damn skippy. I have not gone to personal attacks, though.

So why do I need to re-evaluate how I talk? I haven't made any personal attacks, I've kept it mature.

Then you said, and I quote: "But don't fucking tell me that my opinions are garbage because they don't match up with yours, you elitist douchebag."

I think you're the one who needs to re-evaluate how you speak to people. I didn't call you names. Bashing opinions is one thing, bashing the person is another. You're the one who started it, not me. I brought up points that some would agree with and others would not agree with, and you say that's "stirring up trouble"? Again, I never threw even one insult toward any poster here; that was you who did that.

So why don't you do some re-evaluating? I've kept it mature and kept the discussion toward thoughts and stuff, you're the one who made it personal, and I won't tolerate it, PERIOD.
You kept it mature by saying that my opinions were, and I quote "garbage"?  Ah... obviously my mistake.  How could I have possibly misinterpretted being told what I think is garbage as some sort of attack on me?  I forgot, I'm talking to the guy who could easily book better than Vince McMahon ever could ebcause he has a wrestling simulator.  My mistake.

*bows down as he slowly backs away, not worthy*
AnubisPosted on 08/10/04 at 19:59:38

On 08/10/04 at 14:20:04, 91 wrote:What's so unrealistic about the Peoples Elbow? That always follows up a Rock Bottom or a spinebuster, moves that you could realistically believe would lay an opponent out for a good minute or so. By hitting the Elbow, The Rock is simply rubbing salt into the wound as you'd expect his character to do. The actual move might not be expected to cause much damage, but the prior move clearly did, and that's where the realism steps in.

Easy when you think about it.
I've seen him use it by itself a couple of times, but it is true that using it as a follow-up move to a good move is perfectly fine.

That still doesn't explain the Worm or the Pounce, though. :P

On 08/10/04 at 17:07:18, Snabbit888 wrote:You kept it mature by saying that my opinions were, and I quote "garbage"?  Ah... obviously my mistake.  How could I have possibly misinterpretted being told what I think is garbage as some sort of attack on me?
Ignoring the sarcasm . . . Yes, that is how I kept it mature.  I attacked *your opinions*, NOT YOU.  I never called you any names.  I think you're opinions are out of whack and totally crazy, but I never once directed any venom toward you as a person.  I kept it all about the topic, not the people talking about the topic.

You honestly don't see a difference?


On 08/10/04 at 17:07:18, Snabbit888 wrote:I forgot, I'm talking to the guy who could easily book better than Vince McMahon ever could ebcause he has a wrestling simulator.  My mistake.

*bows down as he slowly backs away, not worthy*
No, I could easily book better than Vince McMahon because I know it and because I've done it in an e-fed and a TNM circuit.  There is no more whiny and self-serving group of people out there than e-wrestlers, and serving them what they like is just as much a challenge as running a real rpomotion.  Yet I managed it nicely.

I couldn't run a company (business-wise) better than Vince, but I damn sure could book angles and matches better than him.  (I'm a creative talent, NOT a businessman; that's why I closed the e-fed and started the TNM circuit.)  Then again, most people who run e-feds could book better than Vince McMahon, of that I am certain.  I have seen angles that, if they were on TV, I would gladly shell out money to see on PPV.  I've seen stuff (and created stuff) that I would LOVE to see in the real thing that would be easily doable.  No one's perfect, of course, but I'm a helluva lot closer than Vince.

I'd LOVE to have a job as a booker, but I haven't the slightest idea how to even get a shot seeing as I've never been a wrestler or been related to a wrestling personality, nor have I written for Hollywood.  (My writing credentials include some newspaper articles and an epic fantasy novel, none of which have to do with wrestling.)

You're so quick to put me down, yet you never even give me a chance to prove myself.  You go in with the attitude that everything I do is inferior to what Vince does, so you have no way of giving me a fair shake.
Some GuyPosted on 08/10/04 at 20:11:16

On 08/10/04 at 19:59:38, Anubis wrote:

I couldn't run a company (business-wise) better than Vince, but I damn sure could book angles and matches better than him. (I'm a creative talent, NOT a businessman; that's why I closed the e-fed and started the TNM circuit.)
Actually you might be on to something there. When i was reading Sex, Lies and Headlocks i got the feeling that the actual WWF product had so little to with Vinces financial success.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/10/04 at 21:28:58

Wow... simply wow.  You honestly don't see how this thinking can be interpreted as elitist?  How can you honestly compare dealing with whiny e-fed handlers to booking a successful wrestling company?  Running a TNM circuit is easy, ebcause you don't have to deal with finances, advertising, keeping everyone's egos happy.  You want to have Stacy Keibler squash Triple H in TNM?  Easy.  Would you ever be able to get him to go along with it in real life?  Hell no.

And I apologized for the douchebag comment, I did.  But you're delusional, kind sir.  What you're saying is exactly the same as saying you could more successfully run a football team because you led the Bengals to the Super Bowl on Madden 2005.

You want me to give you a chance to prove me wrong?  Then prove me wrong.  Show me your booking and writing expertise.  I say you're inferior to Vince because you're some guy on the internet, using a wrestling simulator and doing an e-fed and you somehow think that makes you a genius.  It's just... wow.  Your bravado boggles the mind.
91Posted on 08/10/04 at 23:45:34

Not that I'm inclined to get involved in this arguement, but I have to agree - you might be able to avoid coming up with nonsense like Gobbledegooker, Red Rooster or Katie Vick, but I don't see you coming up with the next Steve Austin, Rock or even an entire concept of wrestling ala Vince. Not that there's anything wrong with your circuit, but it's not like I've seen anything there that I'd rather see over, for example, a Rock interview segment or a Kurt Angle match or whatever. And not that I'm claiming that I could or that I'm doing a better job than anyone else, for the record. Not that it's just you of course, but as Snabbit says (Christ, I seem to agree with him a lot), we're all just guys with wrestling circuits who post their stuff for laughs. I've no qualifications in the wrestling industry, or any other bar my diploma, and I just book my stuff for fun. Hell, I book my stuff with the intention of amusing myself (and possibly my mate Ads) - if anyone else enjoys it, that's just a bonus.

Also, when did you see Rock use the Peoples Elbow by itself? What, did his opponent just fall down into the move? Methinks you're fibbing. But you're right about the Worm - unless that set-up bulldog is somehow incredibly devastating, I can't see that being particularly realistic. Granted it is technically a chop to the throat which would hurt somewhat, but yeah, realism has to be suspended a little. Mind you, I had to suspend all disbelief after years of watching Undertaker and Kane trying to prove to each other who had the strongest magic powers (who remembers that one... pure comedy)... God I love wrestling.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 00:13:45

Hmmm . . . Sounds like a challenge, and I gladly accept.  Snabbit, you made some comments in my other thread which I appreciate, and I have asked for more.

Now to set one thing straight, part of the difficulty in making the next Austin or Rock in a TNM circuit is that whatever booker in charge (McMahon, Russo, or whoever) didn't actually make them at all, he gave them the ball and they made something big out of themselves.  Vince McMahon doesn't write the Rock's interviews; if I remember correctly, the Rock himself is responsible for a vast majority of his own material, and the same can be said for Austin and most of the BIG names out there.  That would be impossible for my to create because I don't have nowhere near the charisma of Austin or Rock.

I WILL, however, accept the challenge on the basis of booking and angles (as that's all I can realistically demonstrate on a wrestlimg simulator) which I do believe is the heart and soul of wrestling to begin with anyway.  I will start booking with the fans truly in mind.

So I say this to you, Snabbit, and even to you, 91, if you'd like to see where this goes.  Tell me what year to start in (limited choices though since before a certain time I have no knowledge of wrestling due to not having been born of course); anywhere between, say, 1996 and the present.  (This will determine where "reality" ends and the fantasy world begins.  If I start in 2004, Owen Hart would be obviously unavailable, but not if I start in 1996.)  Some things we can probably agree on is that as the years go on, wrestlers will be able to wrestle even older than before due to medical advances and such.  I'll follow all rules that would apply realistically that can be simmed properly using TNM7SE.

I LOVE a challenge.  This is what I live for, and I am willing to put my money where my mouth is.

Just give me the year to start in (1996-2004), and I'll do my best to better detail things in my circuit.  Lemme know what details you would need to properly judge things and whether or not you want me to "book matches" personally or not and whether or not strict pushes should be on (as that may or may not, in your opinions, be a good example of my booking, as TNM randomizing things could possibly be considered a help or a hinderance).

Name the challenge and I will answer it.  This is fun.  This is what TNM is about.  Just gimme the parameters that you think I should work with.  I can continue my current circuit or start a fresh one.  It works any which way for me.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 00:21:07

I read your other comment before I read the last one.  Here's my suggestion, and maybe 91 will have something to add.  Start with the present, 2004.  Start a circuit that is supposedly competing with WWE (give you a chance to really beat Vince).  Anyone that WWE has under contract (main roster, OVW, etc.) you cannot use.  No dead or injury retired wrestlers (there can be some fudging... I'd accept someone like Steve Blackamn, but Droz is in a wheelchair, so that wouldn't work).  You cannot raid WWE talent unless in real life, they have been released.  You may fall behind real time, and that's fine, but if you're in September 2004 and real WWE is in December 2004 and releases someone, you can't sign them until you get to December 2004.  Make sense?  I can someone explain simple things in very complicated manners. :)
91Posted on 08/11/04 at 00:32:19

I was just adding my two cents since I was going to mention something on moves, but yeah, sounds alright.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 02:37:13

Okay, I can guarantee I'll get ahead of the real dates rather quickly probably. Anyway, that all pretty much sounds good.

So I pretty much have the following . . .

At the beginning, I won't use anyone that I know to be a contract player in a real promotion (basically the current WWE and NWA-TNA talent; most other promotions don't have written contracts most of the time).

Since I'll likely be ahead of the real world in terms of time, I'll use this guideline to determine when real wrestlers become available to use:

2005: Indy Talent
2007: Free Agents, Any NWA-TNA, Lesser WWE
2009: Any WWE

I'll start in July 2005. The premise will be that IWF has been a local Indy promotion since 1999 and has established a base in Illinois. Currently the third-ranked promotion, IWF has been bought by Doug Dunvegan, patriarch of the Dunvegan Clan and an old veteran of the squared circle and the big screen; he's very wealthy and well-connected and also owns a national television station. (Think of a cross between Sean Connery, Ric Flair, and Ted Turner, but a little bit less than the three of them.)

Better yet, in order to keep things smooth and to give you all time to know the fictional wrestlers before throwing the real ones in, I'll start in July 1999 instead, but will be limited *only* to my fictional wrestlers until I get to the present time. This will be the "establishment period" and I'll run only one card per month during this period (and likely without any major angles; this will be only to establish the fictional personalities and nothing more). With these cards I'll detail everything that's important about the fictional wrestlers so that they're not in a vaccum leading into bringing real wrestlers into the fold. Yeah, that actually works better, so that the initial cards aren't too "forced", ya' know what I mean?

I consider this a long-term project, and I'll be in it for the long haul.

I'll adjust the numbers a little to make the fictional talent more realistic.

Does all of that sound good to you guys?

So that leaves only two things to decide.

1. Will I be using Strict Pushes or not?
2. Will I be going with whatever match results TNM gives me, or do you want me to book the winners?

Basically, the not allowing strict pushes or booking will result in more random events and less control on my part (increasing the challenge somewhat), but making me use strict pushes and booking means you'll actually be seeing, in fact, how I would actually make things happen. Just lemme know which one you wanna see and I'll get started tonight.

By the way, 91, what was it about moves you wanted to say?
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/11/04 at 02:57:10

Book winners, otherwise it is no way at all a sign of how good you are as a booker.
americamamushiPosted on 08/11/04 at 03:00:16

Throwing in my 'whats-for'

On this whole subject, I wonder how you will decide whether Anubis 'wins' the challenge (or maybe more accurately, "does well in the challenge").  May I suggest a council that decides how "things are going"?  I think that makes sense.  Anubis, you have quite a challenge ahead of you, I'm not sure how well it'll go seeing as how in the end, it doesn't matter if you're the best booking in the world or the worst, what matters is how the fans react.  You'll have an unfair advantage if you have no fans to work off of since you can just decide who's popular and push worthy.  Cause lets face it, if you drop the title on Ric Flair (for the sake of argument) and the fans crap all over the idea of Flair as champion and working an angle with say... I dunno Bastion Booger, but the fans love to hate this new up-and-comer... Captain... ummm... Krunch (With a K to avoid copyright issues ;)) then you'd probably find it in your best interest to have Flair drop the title and have Mr. Booger work a program with Captain Krunch (and his valets, the Krunch Berries :D).  Lets face it, theres no point in booking a killer storyline if no one is in the arena to watch it.  On the issue of pushes and booking or no booking, it's seems pointless (considering the challenge) to not book the winners.  Thats the point of this exersice isn't it?  To see your booking skills?  Why would you let TNM decide the winners if the Vince doesn't (though sometimes I do wonder ;))

And a question I think Snabbit should consider being that he is the challenger.  Should Anubis be allowed to use fantasy wrestlers?  I would be inclined to say no, but thats just me.  If he can use fantasy wrestlers (say guys that have graduated from the IWF wrestling school) then I think that these should be actually created by someoen else, not Anubis, though Anubis should be able to assign gimmick and tweak character, ect. as he sees fit of course since thats what the booker does.  I personally think to make this challenge more realistic Snabbit (and who ever else Snabbit wants, like the council if he used that idea) should take care as many of the variables as they can since thats the kind of thing that real bookers of real federations have to deal with everyday.  Just a thought for the sake of making this challenge a little more... realistic and... challenging.  Just trying to help ;D

and Anubis... as someone who has seen up close a few of the problems that bookers have (even just in little indy feds that play to 100 people in a small gym)... may god have mercy on your soul ;D
Critic of the DawnPosted on 08/11/04 at 03:12:40

Personally I'd consider using fantasy wrestlers in this challenge almost cheating - after all, you're manufacturing quality name talent to cover up for the fact that there aren't many names out there that haven't been snapped up by WWE and TNA.  Giving yourself a 4 year history with which to build up their credibility inside the company also seems to run counter to the spirit of the challenge.  A real promoter in your position wouldn't have either of those options.  (Okay, I admit it, I also don't usually enjoy fantasy wrestler feds that much but am interested to see what you come up with, so I'm protesting feebly in hopes of persuading you to use guys I know.)

That said, I didn't make the challenge or anything.  I just think that starting now with realistically limited resources would prove much more than what you're proposing, and especially more than your original proposal.  It's very easy to look back at the past and point to the guys who should have been pushed and the guys who weren't worthy of it.  Hindsight is 20/20, after all, and we have the benefit of knowing, for example, that Sid wasn't the huge draw that he was hoped to be, or that Ahmed Johnson was too stiff and injury-prone to be worth building up.  Anyone can say "hey, the WWF should have built up Vader as a monster heel and given him the title."

That brings a question to mind.  Assuming you're running and posting these cards on a fairly regular schedule, can the viewing audience toss an occasional event or complication your way?  A few examples might be "American Dragon is starting to get boos from some of your fans" "WWE will sign AJ Styles when his contract expires" and "Ron Killings refuses to drop the title to the Gobbledy Gooker."  This could make things more challenging and realistic for you, and more interactive and interesting for the readers.  Just a thought.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 03:16:13

I would be inclined to say no fantasy wrestlers, at least not for a long while.  It's easy to book when you can make up all the variables about the wrestlers yourself.  You need a 6'8" 320 pound powerhouse?  Just make one.  That takes out a lot of the challenge.  So, all real wrestlers until you have it all established well.

The council thing sounds like a good idea, but I don't know how practical it is.  I mean, this is very subjective.  No one can fully say he won or he lost.  I just want to see what he can do.  If people want to comment on his cards and say what they think it better, what's worse, etc., they should feel encouraged.  That's what I plan on doing.
Critic of the DawnPosted on 08/11/04 at 03:27:14

On 08/11/04 at 03:00:16, americamamushi wrote:Throwing in my 'whats-for'

On this whole subject, I wonder how you will decide whether Anubis 'wins' the challenge (or maybe more accurately, "does well in the challenge"). May I suggest a council that decides how "things are going"? I think that makes sense. Anubis, you have quite a challenge ahead of you, I'm not sure how well it'll go seeing as how in the end, it doesn't matter if you're the best booking in the world or the worst, what matters is how the fans react. You'll have an unfair advantage if you have no fans to work off of since you can just decide who's popular and push worthy. Cause lets face it, if you drop the title on Ric Flair (for the sake of argument) and the fans crap all over the idea of Flair as champion and working an angle with say... I dunno Bastion Booger, but the fans love to hate this new up-and-comer... Captain... ummm... Krunch (With a K to avoid copyright issues ;)) then you'd probably find it in your best interest to have Flair drop the title and have Mr. Booger work a program with Captain Krunch (and his valets, the Krunch Berries :D). Lets face it, theres no point in booking a killer storyline if no one is in the arena to watch it. On the issue of pushes and booking or no booking, it's seems pointless (considering the challenge) to not book the winners. Thats the point of this exersice isn't it? To see your booking skills? Why would you let TNM decide the winners if the Vince doesn't (though sometimes I do wonder ;))

And a question I think Snabbit should consider being that he is the challenger. Should Anubis be allowed to use fantasy wrestlers? I would be inclined to say no, but thats just me. If he can use fantasy wrestlers (say guys that have graduated from the IWF wrestling school) then I think that these should be actually created by someoen else, not Anubis, though Anubis should be able to assign gimmick and tweak character, ect. as he sees fit of course since thats what the booker does. I personally think to make this challenge more realistic Snabbit (and who ever else Snabbit wants, like the council if he used that idea) should take care as many of the variables as they can since thats the kind of thing that real bookers of real federations have to deal with everyday. Just a thought for the sake of making this challenge a little more... realistic and... challenging. Just trying to help ;D

and Anubis... as someone who has seen up close a few of the problems that bookers have (even just in little indy feds that play to 100 people in a small gym)... may god have mercy on your soul ;D
Agreed on all of these points. I actually think they're pretty similar to and compatible with my own. To add, I also think Anubis should book one card a week in real time both to keep current with WWE and to allow the panel (if one exists) time to comment and toss a few events Anubis's way.

Also, I think he should be able to use TNA talent to start, but the panel should be able to announce that they're already booked for upcoming shows if they choose. Also, if IWF gets too big, TNA may yank their talent from its shows (the panel's decision, but it should be unanimous).

In my view, failing to include the panel makes the challenge much less of one, because again Anubis can decide who the fans want to see as champ, etc, and a good percentage of the challenge of booking is in balancing between what the fans want to see now and what you want to see in the long term.

I would be inclined to say no fantasy wrestlers, at least not for a long while.  It's easy to book when you can make up all the variables about the wrestlers yourself.  You need a 6'8" 320 pound powerhouse?  Just make one.  That takes out a lot of the challenge.  So, all real wrestlers until you have it all established well.

The council thing sounds like a good idea, but I don't know how practical it is.  I mean, this is very subjective.  No one can fully say he won or he lost.  I just want to see what he can do.  If people want to comment on his cards and say what they think it better, what's worse, etc., they should feel encouraged.  That's what I plan on doing
Oh, a panel wouldn't be saying if he won or lost, just giving opinions of what it liked and tossing some complications Anubis's way from time to time.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 03:43:40

I can agree with that.  I also was writing my post in chunks last time, so I forgot about the real-time issue.

I concur that you should run in real time.  Because there's other factors that may come up.  Like (heaven forbid) if a wrestler you're using in 2009 dies in real life 2004, that kind of complicates things.  And I agree also, can use TNA talent, but no WWE/OVW.
americamamushiPosted on 08/11/04 at 03:45:31

Oh, a panel wouldn't be saying if he won or lost, just giving opinions of what it liked and tossing some complications Anubis's way from time to time.
Yes, thats what I meant by using a panel, sorry if I gave off the wrong impression of what I meant Snabbit :-[  To use RPGs as a reference, the council would be like the Game Master and Anubis would be the player.  It'd act as fanbase, deciding who is over with the fans or starting to lean toward being majorly over, or who isn't over, and so on and throw in the aforementioned comlpications at times.  Otherwise he could run rampant, deciding that people never get 'old' to the fans and what not.

[quote]And I agree also, can use TNA talent, but no WWE/OVW./quote]

I think there should be a little bit of a limit on what TNA talent he can use as well.  For instance, while TNA lets their talent work out of fed, they probably wouldn't be too willing to let a whole mess of their stars work in one federation at one time.  They'd be giving too much of themselves up.  Make sense?  And certain guys (title holders, guys that are uber over to TNA audiences) might be less likely to be let go work around alot too.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:04:39

Only one foreseeable complication about you guys deciding who's over: I can't simulate the charisma of workers, and workers are responsible, generally speaking, for getting themselves over.  I'm a great booker, but I'm not a professional wrestler myself in real life.  If I can't simulate the charisma of various workers, there's no way that any of you can figure out who's over or not.  (I can do a decent interview, but I could never simulate, say, the Rock, even if I was using him in the fed.)

Lots of ideas being thrown around.  There is no way to "win" or "lose" because for every person who likes an idea, you can find some who don't.  Just look at our debates about RVD for an example of that.  Basically, it's about showing how good my booking is.

My goal here is simple: I post cards, and anybody reading them basically says if they liked it or not or whatever.  No specific set amount of people, because that's not realistic.  There are fluctuations in the fanbase constantly, so I say that anyone who comes to read the cards should be allowed to have a say in whether it's good, bad, or just okay.  Of course I expect Snabbit to be one of those, but then whoever wants to join him is fine by me.

There seems to be a lot of debate on what should be done here.  Lemme give this a few moments of thought.

Okay, one variable that's impossible to put in is the business aspect, simply because none of us know the business and TNM doesn't simulate it other than to have workers quit or get injured.

Now that I think about it, in all honesty, seeing as no one can predict the human mind, it probably doesn't matter what wrestlers I use.  Seeing as I have never once said I'd be good at the business aspect, the business aspects are moot.  I should have thought about this before.  Since the challenge is purely about how good at booking I am, then I'm thinking now that the booking should be the only thing that matters (as opposed to keeping up with reality).  The challenge is whether or not I can produce angles and matches that equal or surpass WWE in terms of entertainment, so now that I think about it, that should be what I'm "judged" on.  I know I don't have the business mind of Vince McMahon, but I stand by my claim that I'm a better booker storyline-wise.  (In fact, this is why I play TNM and not Total Extreme Warfare.)

So how about we simplify this a bit?  One rule, that I have to keep things in bounds with what could actually be done in professional wrestling.  After all, if I'm a good booker, it shouldn't matter who I use, right?  I will self-impose certain restrictions (which I'll go over), but aside from that, we'll make this purely about the booking.  I want a challenge, but I don't want it overly complex to where nobody wants to pay attention.  Complexity is needless in this situation.

How does that sound?  The challenge is about being a booker, not owning an entire business.  With this modification, there is only one thing that matters: I have the job of selling the product to any of you who view it; it's up to me to explain wrestlers to where they're over with you all and it's my job to create angles that are interesting to you.

If you want it limited to a business aspect as some of you suggested above, using real wrestlers, then the challenge might as well be "give me WWE and see if I can do better" and just run a WWE circuit.  I could do either, but I've also gotta consider MY interest level; if I don't like what I'm doing, chances are you won't either.

My specialty is booking.  Angles and storylines are my bread and butter.  As such, the challenge I accepted had to do with my ability in that field.  I do think we should all agree on how to proceed, though.  Don't worry, I won't cheat.  Hell, even if every match is a ***** if I were to cheat, that wouldn't make the booking good or bad; only my angles can do that, and only you all can decide the success of said angles.  (Besides, I still wanna be able to post as many cards as I make.  I'd get bored with TNM if I was limited to once a week.  I need some room here; this isn't the real thing, and the LIVE action is something TNM simply can't simulate no matter how good a booker I am.)

So how about it?  Does that sound acceptable now?  Judge me on my booking; the storylines and angles that (hopefully) hook you.  I swear, my goal has not been to sound elitist in any way.  I am simply confident.  Storytelling is something I've loved all my life, and since I have no connections with which to get a career in it, I would at least like my work to be seen.  That's why I got into TNM and that's why I want this challenge.  I want my work seen and judged on its own merits, not on my merits as a person.

Are we all in agreement now?  Any comments are welcome.  I'll let everybody know what "rules" I'm imposing on myself (just FYI) once we're all in agreement on what the challenge is.  once that's taken care of, I'll let my cards do the talking.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 05:09:34

I understand your points, but why are you asking us for parameters to begin with when you don't want to use any of them?  What does that prove?  We're trying to simulate some realism here.  You say you can book better than Vince.  Well, Vince might be able to book using fantasy guys that don't exist better too.  But we can't compare that.  So what's the point of this challenge anyway then?
xsouporheroxPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:27:25

Actually, it is largely up to the booking and writing staff to get talent over. You can have some of the greatest talents in the world but they won't get over due to angles and gimmicks. A few rare guys can get themselves over no matter what (Rock and Austin come to mind), but most guys will be seen at least somewhat how the bookers make them look.

At least positively. Yeah, fans might crap all over a push and realize a guy doesn't belong in the main event, but 99 times out of a 100 if a guy does deserver that spot but isn't pushed, the casual fans won't pick up on it.

Therefore it IS up to you to get talent over. To make them believable main eventers.

The only way I think this could work is if you do use the limited roster idea. All real guys. One show a week.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:27:26

[Note: This was posted in response to Snabbit.]

Honestly, I hadn't thought about the underlying meaning of the challenge when I asked for variables. At first, I was almost playing like this WOULD be similar to Total Extreme Warfare. That was my mistake and I apologize.

Since the challenge is about my booking interesting angles, the people used don't really matter. I could use IWF, WCW, ECW, WWE, whatever. The POINT I'm trying to make is that I could book better than Vince McMahon. Since we can't honestly simulate realism (I mean, honestly, without ANY bias), I think I should be judged on my WORK.

Have you thought about some of the variables that could come up? How about things such as our differing views on wrestlers' work rates (I think JBL would be about a 60, but you probably put him higher; on the other hand, I think RVD would be a 90, but you would probably put him lower)? Seeing as we ALL have different opinions on what's actually "reality", we can't properly simulate that.

That's why I posted asking if we could make is easier to "judge", so to speak, by making it about my work, not about who I use for the work. Besides, the challenge can only be proper if we all agree to it. The base challenge is how good at booking I am; all other things are discussed. Nothing wrong with discussion, is there?

The terms are negotiated, the base challenge remains the same: the challenge is "how well can this guy entertain us". Limiting this to real wrestlers through the reality of the business aspects into this, and I think that unnecessarily clutters up the issue at hand. The issue at hand isn't how well I could run a wrestling promotion, it's how well I could *book* a wrestling promotion. (Honestly, I'd love to work as a booker with full creative control under Vince McMahon's business leadership. The guy has a mind for business, I won't argue that. I only doubt his decisions when it comes to the product itself, not the sales thereof.)

Basically, I asked for simple parameters, not complex calculations. This is a challenge of ideas and opinions, not life-or-death or calculus. So shall we stay with the issue at hand? I think the booking is what matters. Don't worry, I won't "cheat" and do stupid things. About the only thing I might do is start back in 1999, and that's for YOUR benefit, not mine. (My reasoning is if I start with the reality of 1999, I'll eventually get more people you've actually seen for real in my circuit, whereas starting in 2004 makes it less likely due to the aging superstars.) Honestly, though, the year doesn't matter. What matters is my creativity.

Instead of debating this, how about I put this whole thing in the form of a couple of questions:

1) Isn't the challenge about my ability to entertain with angles I come up with?

2) If not, what challenge are you actually proposing?

We obviously have had a miscommunication. I wanna clear everything up so I can get started creating. I want to get cards posted so you can all tell me what you think.
americamamushiPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:30:01

I agree with Snabbit.  It's not much of a challenge if you aren't going to deal with the real issues that come along with being a booker.  It's not just putting matches together and progressing storylines.  Being a booker means working around wrestler egos, still with the fans in mind, to give out a product that gives the fans something they want to see while also hopefully not stepping on too many toes in the back to keep your workers happy.  If you only to accomplish one and forget about the other you're totally and completely screwed.  Also, you say that none of us 'know the business' which is also wrong (or at least probably is) you don't know who out of anyone that has been commenting on this challenge or will be reading and commenting on your cards has had experience in the wrestling industry at least to some degree whether it be first or second hand.  Just cause someone doesn't come right out and say "Hey, I'm a wrestler" doesn't mean that their not.  I don't think anyone here has been suggesting parameters that are out of the booking and into the business aspects of the sport.  You have to remember, some things go hand-in-hand.  We're not asking you for event attendence numbers and ticket prices to make sure you have all your workers paid while keeping in mind the cost of arena (and possibly ring) rental while keeping in mind that you may need a little extra money for the next show.  However if the fans don't like what they keep seeing show after show with angles, matches, workers ect. then attendence will dwindle and that isn't just a business problem, it's a booker problem.  It's the booker's job not just to put together matches and storylines, but to make the fans want to watch.  If people stop coming to the shows you'd better damn well change something and fast.  Match quality is a booker's problem too.  Fans will be more eager to watch two wrestlers that work well together (even if they have low workrates) than to wrestlers who work terribly together (even if they have high workrates).  With the charisma issue, yes it could been a tiny problem, but if you make the wrestlers charisma rates known then that's a little different.  I don't care how well you right the interview, Brock Lesnar on the mic doesn't make me give a crap.  ANd in the end, you never know what the fans will respond to anyway, despite workrates and charisma
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:37:20

On 08/11/04 at 05:27:25, xsouporherox wrote:The only way I think this could work is if you do use the limited roster idea. All real guys. One show a week.
Using only real guys takes part of the challenge away.  How hard would I have to work to get A.J. Styles or Chris Jericho over?  They already are.  If I, however, use created wrestlers, then it doesn't matter if I give them all 100s across the board, it's up to me and me alone to get them over with you all, as none of you have ever actually seen these guys wrestle (since they're fictional).  That would best show my work.  That's why I felt the limitation should be to fictional only at first.

It doesn't take a genius to get someone over if they already are.  That's not a challenge in the least.  A challenge is developing my own talent.  That's part of why I play TNM.

As for one show a week, I just love running a ton of cards.  What can I say?  I was inspired by Oliver.  His WWF circuit had me hooked for a long time.  Had me hooked until he stopped running cards.  I loved the circuit, it was better than anything Vince has done, although there have been a few too many title changes for my tastes.  That's what inspired me, totally.  Hell, TNM and that WWF circuit got me interested in booking in the first place.  That inspired me to do so much.

Anyway, lemme break it down real simple.  I wanna be judge on my work, period.  Now that I had a few hours to think it over, the talent limitations aren't even something that should matter to you guys.  All that should matter to you is whether or not my cards entertain you.  That's the challenge I responded to, that's the challenge I would like to take.

I want to prove myself.  I do wanna keep control of some of the rules, though.

I agree to book all outcomes, as that makes sense.  I also think there should be limits as to what people I could use, within reason.  I don't think I should be limited to one card a week, though, nor should I be confined to the business aspects.

Okay, I'm gonna stop rambling.  My feelings are simple: I wanna get to running these cards.  I wanna prove myself to all doubters.  That's my goal, I want to entertain people, I want people to see my work, I want my work to entertain people as best as possible.  I wanna give people an alternative.  Ya' know what I'm saying?

I'm passionate.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 05:37:29

This isn't solely about entertaining.  You could maybe write some short stories to entertain us.

Sure, we do want to see the quality of what you book.  That's a major thing.  But you specifically said you could book better than Vince.  I'm sure if anyone had unlimited resources to any type of wrestler they wanted (aka a fantasy guy), sure, they could book better than him.  I could, you could, etc.  What we're asking here though is to see how you deal with some real-life aspects.  If you have total free reign over everything, where's the challenge?
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:41:23

On 08/11/04 at 05:30:01, americamamushi wrote:I agree with Snabbit. It's not much of a challenge if you aren't going to deal with the real issues that come along with being a booker. It's not just putting matches together and progressing storylines. Being a booker means working around wrestler egos, still with the fans in mind, to give out a product that gives the fans something they want to see while also hopefully not stepping on too many toes in the back to keep your workers happy. If you only to accomplish one and forget about the other you're totally and completely screwed. Also, you say that none of us 'know the business' which is also wrong (or at least probably is) you don't know who out of anyone that has been commenting on this challenge or will be reading and commenting on your cards has had experience in the wrestling industry at least to some degree whether it be first or second hand. Just cause someone doesn't come right out and say "Hey, I'm a wrestler" doesn't mean that their not. I don't think anyone here has been suggesting parameters that are out of the booking and into the business aspects of the sport. You have to remember, some things go hand-in-hand. We're not asking you for event attendence numbers and ticket prices to make sure you have all your workers paid while keeping in mind the cost of arena (and possibly ring) rental while keeping in mind that you may need a little extra money for the next show. However if the fans don't like what they keep seeing show after show with angles, matches, workers ect. then attendence will dwindle and that isn't just a business problem, it's a booker problem. It's the booker's job not just to put together matches and storylines, but to make the fans want to watch. If people stop coming to the shows you'd better damn well change something and fast. Match quality is a booker's problem too. Fans will be more eager to watch two wrestlers that work well together (even if they have low workrates) than to wrestlers who work terribly together (even if they have high workrates). With the charisma issue, yes it could been a tiny problem, but if you make the wrestlers charisma rates known then that's a little different. I don't care how well you right the interview, Brock Lesnar on the mic doesn't make me give a crap. ANd in the end, you never know what the fans will respond to anyway, despite workrates and charisma
My point was that we don't have any bookers or anything coming out and giving us the facts.

On your point about dealing with the talent, how would you (the fans) simulate the workers' attitudes any better than I could?  That's not a realistic parameter because it can't be simulated properly.  Random things don't just happen.  I think TNM deciding to injure people or make them quit outright is enough, and that further modification is just blurring the real issue.

The issue is whether or not I can entertain you.  I think it's a very simple concept and something we can all agree on.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 05:44:03

I've seen a lot of TNM circuits where someone like Chris Jericho isn't over.

The point I'm still trying to make is you specifically said you could book better than Vince.  Using fantasy wrestlers, it just isn't the same.  And you do have control of most of the rules here.  You're the booker.  But if you want to make this comparison to Vince, work under the same circumstances.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:44:25

On 08/11/04 at 05:37:29, Snabbit888 wrote:This isn't solely about entertaining. You could maybe write some short stories to entertain us.

Sure, we do want to see the quality of what you book. That's a major thing. But you specifically said you could book better than Vince. I'm sure if anyone had unlimited resources to any type of wrestler they wanted (aka a fantasy guy), sure, they could book better than him. I could, you could, etc. What we're asking here though is to see how you deal with some real-life aspects. If you have total free reign over everything, where's the challenge?
That's where a degree of trust comes in.  You just gotta trust that I'm not gonna load the dice.  Besides, it takes more than quality talent to book good stuff.  No matter how many fantasy guys I have, if the angle sucks, the angle sucks, and no character can save it.

You just have to have some trust.  I will give all the numbers.  I will give details on all fictional wrestlers.  I think that should be good enough.  I have some great wrestlers, some good ones, some crappy ones.  If you can find it in yourself to give me that little bit of trust, I assure you I won't let you down.  Everything WILL be documented, and I'll even make exports available if you want.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:46:03

On 08/11/04 at 05:44:03, Snabbit888 wrote:I've seen a lot of TNM circuits where someone like Chris Jericho isn't over.

The point I'm still trying to make is you specifically said you could book better than Vince. Using fantasy wrestlers, it just isn't the same. And you do have control of most of the rules here. You're the booker. But if you want to make this comparison to Vince, work under the same circumstances.
That sounds pretty loaded.  We can't simulate the same circumstances, so how would that be possible?

I can only work with what I've got: TNM.  If you want me to compare myself to Vince under his circumstances, get me a tryout with WWE (if you can).  Until that happens, we're stuck with TNM for the time being.
americamamushiPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:48:28

1) Isn't the challenge about my ability to entertain with angles I come up with?
I was under the impression that the challenge was about you being a booker, not your ability to entertain us.  I can entertain myself and quite possibly a few others with my NWA: St. Louis replica, just as Snabbit, CotD, xsouporherox, 91 and others can entertain themselves and others with their circuits.  Being a booker and entertaining a few people are two completely different things.  Just because you're circuit entertains 3 or 4 people doesn't make you a good booker.

2) If not, what challenge are you actually proposing?
Again, I personally was under the impression that Snabbit's challenge was about you being a good booker.  I think you have a couple misconceptions about being a booker in profesional wrestlnig (on any level)  You say it's not life and death, and it's not really, but in reality if you didn't do well it'd be fired.  You say you asked for simple parameters, not complexed calculations but booking a federation is not as simple as TNM makes it seems.  It is complex and while we can't truely simulate all the realities and hardships that come along with being a booker we can at least try, otherwise it doesn't really show you're booking abilities at all.  Hell, if you want to really be judged on your booking you shouldn't even be allowed to right the interview (but trust me, I'm not saying we should go that far :))  True, we all have different opinions on different wrestlers and their preformances, and we have no way to convince you we wouldn't be biased (or guarantee that we wouldn't be for that matter)  But in the words of Peter Griffin from family guy: "I've got two words for you... come on... come on..." ;D

You say...
Random things don't just happen.
But they do... all the time.  Life is filled with random things (well, depending on what you believe.  But the point is you never truely know whats gonna happen)
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 05:50:11

Well I know we can't fully simulate the circumstances.  That's why we're not asking for you to book buildings, pay salaries, set ticket prices, etc.  But we're asking you to at least make it close.  I mean, if we let you use fantasy wrestlers, where does it end?  The only way I could think that would work for you to book fantasy wrestlers is for them to be wrestlers provided by us.  Otherwise, you have every resource available to you from the get-go to have whatever characters you want to write the stories.  That's not booking... that's paint-by-numbers.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 05:53:24

Obviously we have had a big miscommunication.  I was under the impression that the challenge was whether or not I could "make a more interesting show than Vince McMahon".

In all honesty, I thought the booker's job was to make the matches and come up with the angles; anything to get people to keep coming back for more.  It's my understanding that all other stuff is the business aspect.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 05:57:50

I'm not concerned with you loading up a wrestler to have a 100 workrate or anything like that.  That doesn't bother me.  The problem I'm having is that if you decide you need a masked high-flyer, poof, there he is.

And you just contradicted yourself.  

"In all honesty, I thought the booker's job was to make the matches and come up with the angles; anything to get people to keep coming back for more.  It's my understanding that all other stuff is the business aspect. "

If that's the case, why are you complaining about who you can use?  If you want to solely be a booker and writer here, you shouldn't have any control over what wrestlers you want to use period, since the hiring of wrestlers period is the business side.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 06:01:25

On 08/11/04 at 05:57:50, Snabbit888 wrote:If that's the case, why are you complaining about who you can use? If you want to solely be a booker and writer here, you shouldn't have any control over what wrestlers you want to use period, since the hiring of wrestlers period is the business side.
Well, that's just because I still wanna have fun with it. I like my created wrestlers. I have put a alot of time into developing most of them, and I'm proud of the characters I've created. I'd like to be able to use them and show that I can get them over along with my angles.

Basically, I do wanna still have fun with this. It's not my job, I haven't been able to figure out how to make that happen as of yet. If I did have the job for real, I wouldn't be debating this challenge to begin with. Basically, that part is just me wanting to still be able to have fun with my TNM circuit.

I want to just see how interesting I can make it. I want tons of people to read and enjoy the cards I run. I don't wanna do it just for myself. I mean, I do want it for myself, but I'd also like people to see my work. Without the fun factor, though, it's pointless to me.

Simply put: I wanna prove my ability.
Snabbit888Posted on 08/11/04 at 06:03:50

Your great booking should be what makes it fun. The way you make it sound, you should be able to push a broom to the moon and compell us.

The point is, we're on two different wavelengths here. Unfortunately, you booking your fantasy guys will prove nothing to me.

Like I said before, using fantasy guys doesn't really prove your ability, just like winning the Super Bowl on Madden 2005 wouldn't prove you should be a football coach.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 06:07:06

It wouldn't? Okay, fine. Then I want to make something that would be interesting.  I wanna make something people can enjoy.  That's my goal.
americamamushiPosted on 08/11/04 at 06:10:25

Try looking at it a different way.  Try looking at the challenge of working within the guidelines as being fun, you know?  We're not trying to dampen the fun level for you.  You wanted to prove your abilities as you said, well, to honestly prove your abilities as a booker you need to try and work within realistic guidelines.  We're not trying to be nazis about this.  It can be fun to work with what you're given as well.  Thats just part of the challenge of being a booker.  That can be fun an gratifying too.  And it's a challenge and it's realistic.
AnubisPosted on 08/11/04 at 06:20:06

I know, but I don't think I could handle doing two circuits at once.  If I did this challenge as you set out in the guidelines, I'd have to have a second circuit where I do my normal routine.

I'm sure of my abilities, but I'm not sure about multi-circuiting.
Critic of the DawnPosted on 08/11/04 at 06:28:51

The point most of us are trying to make is that you can be as creative as hell, but little things like wrestlers' egos and fickle fans get in the way.  Booking is about more than creating coherant storylines and angles, it's about doing it despite the problems beyond your control that crop up at the last minute and still putting together the best show possible.  You've put Vince down for being a lousy booker, and proposing that you can prove you're better by booking in conditions with very few limits whereas he doesn't have that luxury.  Real life interferes for him, and what we're proposing is to see how well you do in conditions where it can do the same for you.  I, for one, am not interested in screwing you over or making things impossible for you.  I just think an occasional hurdle to make you reconsider your plans will make the challenge more challenging.

Whether or not you can entertain us really isn't at issue - I'm sure you can.  There are very few circuits out there that I don't enjoy reading, even if I don't follow every last one of them closely.  A lot of them have some really interesting angles.

I can understand if you're not interested in doing this.  All things considered, it doesn't seem to be the sort of thing that you generally like to do.  But it's closer to the real sort of things a booker would have to deal with than what TNM (which is very forgiving to encourage easy fantasy booking and the like) provides.  It won't be perfect by any means, but it'll give us a better glimpse of your adaptability and give you a look at why Vince turns out wrestlecrap from time to time.

Eric "Critic of the Dawn"
91Posted on 08/11/04 at 08:51:23

Oddly enough, it'd work completely the other end of the spectrum with me - whilst everyone has a point that creating wrestlers to fill roles gives you a big advantage, fantasy wrestlers usually don't interest me much and you'd have to write a ton of fantastic interviews that all capture the spirit of the character brilliantly before I could even think about getting behind the characters.

Sure, when I see someone with a fantasy wrestler circuit (heck, yourself for example), I can generally appreciate it for what it is and see whether or not it's any good or not (and yeah yours looks good on the surface of things) but if you cram the circuit with made-up guys, I'm probably going to lose interest, unless you kept the numbers VERY low at all times (we're talking two or three here).

Someone might be able to do a great job with their creation, Bobby Jim-Joe Thunder, but I'd rather see a circuit where the likes of, say, Steve Blackman were champion than him.
Shadow_MaxxPosted on 09/10/04 at 22:46:14

circumventing where the thread was hijacked to.....

first, you have the legitimate moves. moves that could possibly be used in an actual fight. you've got your ddts, your hurricanranas, your kneedrops, etc etc.

then, you have the moves that require great cooperation from the guy taking the move. your powerbombs, your suplexes, etc.

then, you have the flashy moves that have no possible realistic qualities at all. the shooting star press is an example. seriously, does doing a backflip mid-move make it more powerful? not really.

then again, i'm no expert.

for me, the most unrealistic move in wrestling would have to be the irish whip. i mean, the guy just keeps running for no real reason. sometimes it's warranted. maybe they're right next to the ropes and the guy kinda bounces off them. but then you have a situation where they're ten feet away from the guardrail and the guy slams shoulder-first into them, as if he couldn't just stop.

of course, if you watch wrestling, you gotta kinda just ignore these. what really gets me is the lack of psychology. i mean, why would triple h hit a spinebuster, a move that doesn't really have much to do with the head/neck area, to set up the pedigree, a move that is almost solely focused on the head/neck? total nonsense.
Snabbit888Posted on 09/12/04 at 21:10:32

The setup move doesn't have to be a direct move that ties in with their finisher.  The spinebuster wears down the opponent, knocks the wind out of him, etc. so that HHH can have a groggy opponent to be able to hit the Pedigree.  Just because it doesn't hurt the head/neck doesn't mean anything.
AnubisPosted on 10/24/04 at 08:59:54

On 09/10/04 at 22:46:14, Shadow_Maxx wrote:first, you have the legitimate moves. moves that could possibly be used in an actual fight. you've got your ddts, your hurricanranas, your kneedrops, etc etc.

then, you have the moves that require great cooperation from the guy taking the move. your powerbombs, your suplexes, etc.
A powerbomb or a German suplex could be used in a real fight LONG beforea Huracanrana ever could be. (Granted, the powerbomb is only legit on a weakened opponent and would only add insult to injury in most cases, but it sure doesn't require the victim's cooperation.)  Those headscissors moves take total cooperation from the "victim", more than any other moves save for high-flying moves (during which the victims have to just lie there).

Another note on suplexes, the ONLY suplex that isn't a legitimate move is the vertical suplex.  All the others can be used in real fights, and have been if you've ever seen UFC/PRIDE.  Suplexes are some of the nastiest power moves in the world.
AllPowerfulGARTHPosted on 10/24/04 at 23:18:09

I think that the type of huracanrana referenced here is the ground-based kind (think Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat).  Obviously, the standard wrestling huracanrana where the person delivering the move leaps onto the opponent's shoulders and flips him over requires a ton of cooperation to pull off, but just grabbing the opponent's head with one's legs from a handstand or ground-based position might work.
AnubisPosted on 10/25/04 at 03:13:12

It could work, yes, but it also wouldn't be a Huracanrana or spinning headscissors.  I don't know of a technical name for that move, honestly.
AllPowerfulGARTHPosted on 10/25/04 at 05:41:56

Nor do I know what that move would be called...nor, I imagine, did the person who made the earlier comment about the legitimacy of the huracanrana.  Thus my theory that they meant that move, not a standard jump-in-the-air-and-hope-opponent-catches-you-right-so-you-can-throw-them-over-your-head huracanrana.

The move was called the scissor slam in Mortal Kombat (which is the only place I've seen it used).  So I suppose that's as good a name as any.
meetzorakPosted on 10/31/04 at 07:03:33

hey Anubis wanna quit bitching and moaning and get on with the damn circut i sorry that you can't do two circuts at once but you talked so much shit about your booking talents and know ur just bitching out. Your one of my favorites posters on this borad but if you bitch out i'm just gonna lose mad respect for you weather it means something to you or not.
Snabbit888Posted on 11/01/04 at 00:00:12

meetzorak: what are you babbling about?  Take a look at the dates on these posts.  The stuff with the challenge and Anubis doing a new circuit hasn't even been discussed in two months.  I generally don't agree with Anubis' opinions, but don't attack him over something that's been dead for two months.  There are plenty of more current things to attack Anubis about. :)
americamamushiPosted on 11/01/04 at 00:21:10

On 11/01/04 at 00:00:12, Snabbit888 wrote: but don't attack him over something that's been dead for two months.  There are plenty of more current things to attack Anubis about. :)
too true... especially if you're an ethnic jew ;)lol
AnubisPosted on 11/12/04 at 08:25:34

Ahem, if you look on the TNM Circuits board, you'll see that I HAVE been working on my circuit and I HAVE posted cards.  It's just, the challenge was one I originally made to be able to jst showcase what I could do, and I didn't like people putting rules and shit on what was MY creation.  My circuit, my rules, it's that simple.  That's why the issued died two or three months ago.

As for attacking me, be careful about what you bark because this dog bites very hard.  A flame war involving Anubis is not a pretty sight.  My suggestion to those who disagree with me: GET OVER IT AND GET BACK TO YOUR WRESTLING TOPICS.

That whole religious debate happened because I felt New Jack got screwed by the system (which he did).  I have a shirt, and this is exactly what I'll tell to anyone who disagrees with me on the New Jack situation itself: you can either agree with me or be wrong.  At any rate, it's best you all just keep your Anubis-bashing in your heads.  Play nice and we can get along just fine.  Reasonable debate is fine as well.  Attacking me, that crosses a line no one wants to cross.  If this were wrestling, you could say I'm a heel.  So again, get over it and get back to wrestling topics.

Anyway, back to the issue at hand, I simply was not willing to submit my creation to the rules set by others.  That's not my style and it's not fun.  I only said my booking/writing and the like was better, not my business-handling skills.  So if you're adult enough to just drop the religious issues and the attacks, you can take a look at what I can do anytime.  Disagree with facts if you like and disagree with my opinions all you want, but if you wanna see what I have to offer, you know where to find it.
91Posted on 11/17/04 at 19:25:23

Bit of a waste of four paragraphs - I'm fairly sure everyone expected you to make a new circuit especially to prove your point rather than messing up the one you already had.

By the way, I really wouldn't claim to be an internet heel.
AnubisPosted on 11/18/04 at 22:37:35

I DID make a new circuit.  The old one had bit the dust.  The new circuit starts when IWF actually started in real life, back in 1999.  I am trying to prove a point.  I'm just doing it on MY terms.  I never agreed for others to set rules; truly I had asked for opinions and the such, but then I got blitzed with a dozen different thigns from a dozen different people.  Instead of picking out of those, I went with the original concept I'd had in mind from the start.  It's pretty simple.

I didn't mess anything up.  Not sure where that statement came from.  I had a better idea so I ran with it.  No way was I gonna agree to some of the stupid rules that were presented.  A lot of them overly squashed actual creativity and limited what I could do while also preventing me from using any of the wrestlers that had accumulated in my circuit simply because they weren't real.

What you guys didn't seem to understand is that I'm not interested in the business aspects, or at least I never said I was good at the business aspects.  The ONLY thing that should matter is the booking itself.  That just wasn't good enough for you guys, so I ignored you all and went with my ideas, which I know work.
91Posted on 11/18/04 at 23:49:21

On 11/18/04 at 22:37:35, Anubis wrote:I DID make a new circuit. The old one had bit the dust. The new circuit starts when IWF actually started in real life, back in 1999. I am trying to prove a point. I'm just doing it on MY terms. I never agreed for others to set rules; truly I had asked for opinions and the such, but then I got blitzed with a dozen different thigns from a dozen different people. Instead of picking out of those, I went with the original concept I'd had in mind from the start. It's pretty simple.

I didn't mess anything up. Not sure where that statement came from. I had a better idea so I ran with it. No way was I gonna agree to some of the stupid rules that were presented. A lot of them overly squashed actual creativity and limited what I could do while also preventing me from using any of the wrestlers that had accumulated in my circuit simply because they weren't real.

What you guys didn't seem to understand is that I'm not interested in the business aspects, or at least I never said I was good at the business aspects. The ONLY thing that should matter is the booking itself. That just wasn't good enough for you guys, so I ignored you all and went with my ideas, which I know work.
**sigh**

1. The messing up refers to you saying "I didn't like people putting rules and shit on what was MY creation". I said nobody expected you to mess up your current creation to prove a point. I figured that was obvious, but oh well.

2. I think everyone wanted you to prove you could do better than Vince with the same guys he uses, rather than fictional wrestlers with high workrate and charisma. Cerberos has taken the WWE batch and put out something really good, so I would have thought a guy with as much talk as yourself should be able to cope just as well.

3. If you're going to demonstrate how brilliant your booking is, why not run over some of your best storylines (with whomever). There aren't enough shows on your webpage (yet) for you to have churned out the real par-excellence you claim to be capable of, but I'm sure you've ran circuits in the past which have had a long lease of life. Share them with us, and if they're truly amazing, I'd certainly hold my hands up and give you a little credit.

4. You REALLY shouldn't have claimed to be an internet heel.
AllPowerfulGARTHPosted on 11/19/04 at 01:34:55

I remember when I was an Internet heel, back in the tenth grade.  Those were the days.
americamamushiPosted on 11/19/04 at 02:04:58

Ummm... you're only really a heel if you're actually in the wrestling business...

... just saying that your an internet heel seems... you know... sad.  I'm not trying to knock you by saying that... just... you know... sending it out there.
Snabbit888Posted on 11/19/04 at 02:49:34

And having read your stuff, Anubis, you don't have nearly enough depth for your circuit to be anywhere in the ballpark of Vince.  Potential?  Sure.  Genius?  Not hardly.  You haven't shown anyone anything except that you know how to talk.  So good job.  All talk, no walk.  Lots of people can do that.  Now try the walk.  Why not prove us wrong instead of blah blah blah?